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TIANA BROWN: Hi, my name is Tiana Brown.
I am a GIOGO Girl.
And I'm also a TV producer and a choreographer.
NATHAN BARNATT: My name is Nathan
Barnatt, and I'm a comedian.
Can I do one more?
My name's Nathan Barnatt and I say I'm a professional moron.
Oh!
We did it!
We're really good.
We should hang out more often.
ANNOUNCER: Dancing the foxtrot, Rob Kardashian and
his partner Cheryl Burke.
NATHAN BARNATT: It didn't look like he
was doing much dancing.
He was just kinda huffing himself up those stairs.
They were both like, [PANTING].
The best part of that whole dancing was the moon.
TIANA BROWN: It looked good.
NATHAN BARNATT: Push those guys out of the way and keep
looking at that expensive moon.
TIANA BROWN: Chynna and Tony.
NATHAN BARNATT: Phillips.
TIANA BROWN: She's so fragile.
NATHAN BARNATT: You know Chyna the wrestler from WWF?
TIANA BROWN: Yes!
NATHAN BARNATT: The only two people I know named Chyna are
complete opposites.
Chyna's like a giant man-woman, and then there's
that skinny one.
TIANA BROWN: And this one!
NATHAN BARNATT: We should have a dance-off
between the two of them.
TIANA BROWN: Who do you think would win?
NATHAN BARNATT: Chyna the wrestler.
Chaz Bono, Standing With the Stars.
Chaz did a lot of waiting around.
Then he'd rub her.
He just basically looked like a pervert.
Aah!
If you're dancing, it seems more like a purpose.
Like, they're into it.
She's into him!
But it seemed like she was just getting felt up!
Doesn't she look like Britney Spears?
TIANA BROWN: You think?
You're gonna give her that much credit?
NATHAN BARNATT: I mean, like, a hefty one.
But not hefty!
I mean, I would take it.
ANNOUNCER: Dancing the samba, Kristin Cavallari and her
partner Mark Ballas.
TIANA BROWN: Ohh yeah!
NATHAN BARNATT: She had no story.
She was like, I don't know.
I go shopping.
I moved 40 minutes away.
Not even 40 minutes away.
TIANA BROWN: Not even 40 minutes away!
NATHAN BARNATT: I moved up the street.
TIANA BROWN: OK, Carson and Anna.
You already know it's going to be personality.
NATHAN BARNATT: I thought he was going to be good because
he's gay or whatever.
TIANA BROWN: But you were like, oh, he's gotta be good
because whatever.
NATHAN BARNATT: Because gay guys can usually move.
NATHAN BARNATT: He stunk!
But then he won me back because he stunk so bad and he
kept going for it.
He was just running around and going like this, twitching.
TIANA BROWN: Oh no-- when he did the shake.
NATHAN BARNATT: Yeah, he's like, ungh!
It's like he just got zapped.
He's got static in him or something.
TIANA BROWN: JR and Karina?
NATHAN BARNATT: This guy rules!
I'd have to be like, you win!
Your life stinks the most.
But it was the best story.
TIANA BROWN: Nancy and Tristan.
NATHAN BARNATT: Nancy and Tristan.
I don't know, I was bored.
I would have given a two.
TIANA BROWN: There were some wobbly moments-- where he did
the dip and swung her around.
NATHAN BARNATT: I mean, I give him points for hefting her
around the whole time.
TIANA BROWN: Holding her.
NATHAN BARNATT: And he gave her some big spins.
He was like, [GROANS]
on that spin.
[ELEPHANT ROAR]
NATHAN BARNATT: There was one funny point when he spun her
around, and her feet were like la-la-la.
She was nervous where it runs aground.
TIANA BROWN: She needs to let loose.
ANNOUNCER: Dancing the rumba, Ricki Lake and her partner
Derek Hough.
NATHAN BARNATT: Girl, where you going?
TIANA BROWN: I think Derek's a really good
partner for her too.
I don't know, it just looks effortless.
NATHAN BARNATT: Yeah, it's good for her.
It makes her look less fat when he drags
her around like that.
TIANA BROWN: My god!
NATHAN BARNATT: She's not fat, I'm just kidding!
TIANA BROWN: I don't think Carrie Ann Inaba knew that
using a fire reference was kind of inappropriate.
CARRIE ANN INABA: Ricki Lake is on fire!
TIANA BROWN: Hope and Max?
NATHAN BARNATT: Mm-hmm.
TIANA BROWN: Like, gross.
NATHAN BARNATT: Yeah, it wasn't cool.
TIANA BROWN: It was bad too!
NATHAN BARNATT: It looked stupid and gross.
[FARTING NOISES]
NATHAN BARNATT: She just stomped the ground.
TIANA BROWN: She's like, I'm coming!
I'm Hope!
NATHAN BARNATT: Everyone's just--
ANNOUNCER: Dancing the rumba, David Arquette and his partner
Kym Johnson.
NATHAN BARNATT: You like illegal muscles?
TIANA BROWN: Thanks for watching FYI, and
tune in next week.
What are you doing?
NATHAN BARNATT: It's the FYI dance!