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'tis the season for makin merry. and bein gay.
yes, it is. indeed, it is.
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butt raider
estranged son of darth vader
brown, charger, 69er, buccaneer
check that, ***. it's *** ***.
humanity expandin and it's truly great
as long as we got to eat for every plate
what i'm tryin to ***
comes out hard with no intent to procreate
(quite like a) gay patriots
kickin it 'cross america
and for the masses who choose it
we are world champions
like college wrasslin ain't big on tv
cos it's frightenin thinkin 'bout u on top of me
and like pee wee herman and maybe mitt romney
patriots patriots
and like u don't pay the bill until the bill is checked
and like u don't like watchin two cowboys neck
and like sponge bob, fezziwig and ben affleck
patriots patriots
a type of gay patriots
kickin it 'cross america
and for the masses who choose it
we are world champions
gay patriots
kickin it to the future
and for the masses who choose it
we are world champions
hell, it's like
christmas mornin
friday afternoon
and saturday night
it's like.....
now if you're strictly 'bout the legal u gon' say that we cheated
but it felt so good even if i didn't need it
don't like what i'm sayin u aint got to repeat it
pretty much none of us is undefeated
so suck on a brewski while u watch it on cable
it's best to get down whenever able
respect to tom brands and dan gable
no names used in the recording of this song are in any way
whatsoever affiliated with the label
reppin gay patriots
kickin it to the future
and for the masses who choose it
we are world champions
gay patriots
kickin it to the future
and for the masses who choose it
we are world champions
are u a hater?
don't be a hater