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>> Welcome back, Internet people. My name is Ryan. We are exploring Bleak Falls Barrow.
Got me some glowing mushrooms. Oh my god, look at all the glowing mushrooms. I don't
know what these are for but they're vaugely tentacle like so I'm instantly attracted to
them.
Chests?
Scroll of fireball?
What kind of scroll of fireball is that?
Hi. How's it going? Pretty good. I'm doing great.
What is it that I just kicked?
OK.
[laughs] It has been, what, six years and Bethesda still haven't figured out Havok yet?
Oh, you're one of the strong ones.
Hi.
We're going to try something.
How's that?
Well that was really effective.
Why, yes. I want a garnet.
Hello.
Hello!
Is there anybody out there
that is alive preferably.
Anyone?
Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh and there's a draugr. Oh, this is all just going really
badly.
Just really badly.
Are there any more?
There's one.
Hi.
Don't attack the people that are setting you aflame. Words to live by.
Remember those.
Oh wait, you likely won't. You are very dead.
Oh, would you look at that? I'm level 3.
Buff up on that magic stuff. Hell yeah.
"Fire spells do 25% more damage." Yes, please.
So...
Any more undead things here?
That are just looking for some friends?
And the only way it appears they can get friends is by creating more undead people? In other
words, me? That's where I was going with that, by the way.
Making undead/dead joke because they're trying to kill me.
...Get it? It's funny.
It's hilarious.
It's hilarious like this little stump
that I cannot interact with.
Hello?
Is there treasure in here?
What?
OK.
I must have to rotate these and put the thing in the middle.
But how do the... How do they go?
Do these tell me anything or are they all just the same? They look all just the same.
Wait, OK, so the one furthest away is these butterfly or locusts or whatever they are.
Those things.
Then the one nearest is owls or second nearest because the one nearest doesn't have anything
on it and the one second nearest is...
bears, maybe?
I don't know. I can't tell.
Wait, what's that?
Or is it like that on the top of all of them?
It's like a... owls and...
Well it's got to be bears. Well let's try this and hope I don't die.
Oh my god!
No?
You got to be *** kidding me. It's actually on the thing.
That's the worst key ever! OK.
Bear, thing, other thing. OK.
There better be something amazing behind this.
Birds. I love birds.
What is the deal with this place?
Why's it got to be so moody?
[chanting]
Hello.
We'll just...
Hello. Ow.
You're very strong. You're very, very strong.
I'm going to run away from you.
Wait, did I kill him?
Oh, I totally did. That's what setting things on fire gets you.
Dragonstone.
What, destruction spells cost 12% less to cast? Yes, please.
I am all up ons this.
Check it out, guys. I gots me a tiarra.
*** awesome. Ngngn-
So, where does this go?
I hope it leads me out.
That's the most awkward handle ever.
Why would they design a handle like that?
People pray here I'm guessing
or come visit their skull?
"Hello, skull," they must say. "I missed you," etc.
Sweet freedom and it is morning which is good.
How do I get back now?
This way I guess.
I'm very lost. This is a problem.
A refuge, a building.
Hello.
>> I'm just a poor old woman, dear. No need to trouble yourself with me. It's tough just
scraping by out here but I make due.
>> OK.
Anisse, your hilariously tiny hut has a cellar
and N'wah-brotten is curious.
Oh, what is this?
What is this?
Arcane enchanter...
OK, so you destroy the enchantment on an item that you have to learn how it works and then
you can enchant new items with that.
Neat.
I'm not going to disrupt my good ones, though.
"Helgi, dear, why do you hesitate? You can feel the power coursing in your blood. You
have only to reach out and grasp it. Renounce that boy of yours and come, come live with
me in the forest. My sister will be here soon. Together we can form a proper coven and your
training will truly begin."
I've discovered a witch. That's amazing.
I do not have any ingredients for potion making.
I will make a potion of unknown effect. Oh, that didn't do anything.
How about bone meal and salt?
No? Well then, apparently I am useless at making potions.
Oh well. I tried. I gave it the good college try.
Uh oh. >> You know my secret.
>> I was just in your cellar. Don't mind me.
I don't care that you're a witch.
I really didn't care that you were a witch. You were the one that attacked me first, OK?
I would just like to say that.
Ooh. Robes.
Oh, I just...
took clothing from an old woman. I really have to stop disrobing people.
But it's like, I needed the robes.
Wait, I can give her my old *** robes.
I'll just put them on her. I'll just...
Nope, she just... yep, no, can't put them on her.
They're in her inventory but I can't make her wear them.
Well, I'm going to keep them.
Oh my god, now I look like a witch. This is a problem. I don't want to be a witch.
Oh my god, I think I see dinner. I'm so hungry right now.
I totally do! Hello, dinner!
How's it going?
I have a nirnroot.
Om nom. Oh, there's the village.
Oh. I was hoping to land on that and be really awesome and not land in the water like a derp
face.
But it was not meant to be.
I think that's a good time to stop, Internet people. We'll make that an episode. Thanks
a lot for watching.