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in the begining there was nothing
and then came the big ***
the earth was formed
the humans appeared
and then came
the money!!!
"The Dumb Age"
a short film by Gustavo ''oRni'' Fernàndez
awful! three hundred deads and the day is not over yet
if i were you i would stay at home
Antonio Caruzo HANG ON!
always firm! never give up!
"the country is changing, but I need time"
in fact what we are looking for
is to keep people kind of idiot
president of the nation X
age: 94
so we can carry on with our "things"
if you know what i mean
i agree with you mister president
for me is convenient if the people doesn't use their head
business man, sympathizes with country x (single!)
they don't have to know that i'm here with my oil company ''little ray of sun''
and that we are going to perforate half of the country
and blow out the other half and some ''indian'' as well
You do understand what i am saying, don't you?
what i can offer to you is a tv show completely composed by ''buttocks''
what we most commonly call ***
tv producer X
deceitfulness level: eighty per cent
how does the *** work in the human mind:
the *** will impact on the optical hole
and will be taken rapidly by the nervous system straight up to the brain
also known as ''thinking zone''
which is blocked by the effects of the buttocks
"step 1 thinking, step 2 acting, i'm going to be great"
nullifying any chance of logical reasoning
and removing the possibility of being someone in life
this way individuals will be obligated to be ***
and shopaholics during all his life
and last but not least, the shows presenter will be
the mythical showman Huguito Totorino Gomez known by his legendary show
"Let's see that butt cause we all want to dance"
gentlemen it seems to me that we are all going to win
the program that I am offering is a distraction program
where you, mister president, can make your own ***
and you ,mister, you can shine with your little ray of sun
what do you think?
excuse me, all this works well on men but what's with the women?
don't worry! the women gets distracted by the gossips
the *** of the thing
that's the plus of the ***
oh yes , very interesting,the *** is for the men , gossip for the women
but don't forget that we are now on the modern age
now there is too many dudes,too many gays , too much comunist red
things like this never has happened with Franco
junior manager of corporation X ( headstomper)
and here is the solution: IN TER NET
social network, webcams, a little wanking over here ,a little wanking over there
connected twenty four hours a day!
today! today! today!/huguitos show/today! a lucky guy today!
huguitos show today!/the real rascal! twenty four hour live
little ray of sun
we are really happy to work for this humble company and also to have a cellphone,cable tv,and essential stuff for our survival
the show is about to start
flu B! get your vaccine
this is a lack of respect to the culture!
this is ***!
I am sick of it!
Look at him looking at that ***!
what are you watching?
a football soccer match! come on idiot change the channel!
this and much more!! on huguitos show
"Men don't take me seriously/ Camila talks about how dangerous machismo is!!!"
bbq cuddly sausage!
social network
day 2 day 2 day 3 day 4
day 8 day 12 day 15
a _ s text message to 2020 call now dude!
man on the phone: amazon jungle! girl on the screen: nooooo!! you where this close but it's not the word:
stoooopppp!!!
for the internet ! for our succes! for our business
look!look at this!look!
very good!! excelent!!
wait wait!! what's wrong with you!!??can't you see that he is an ***??
no ,no , Mr president you are wrong he isn't an ***!! he is a terrible ***!!!
no! it can not be!!
that was the goal! you can't retreat now
what's with all our sacrifice, all our work??
the business that we made?? all our objectives achieved?? are you going to throw everything to the garbage??
this is my son!
are you telling me that this is your son??
son ! son ! son!
yes! yes! this is my son!
but you're even worse *** than him!! he is living here??
ah yes!
no! no! man no! this is a country where you can make your ***, to have a company, work with the internet!
not for living! This is a country to *** on!
do you understand!? to *** on!!
take this one off internet and the other...
off his job!
pack of idiots ignorants stupids!
new aspirant to president
because the country needs a change!and wich better way to do it that with humour??
and the family??
i'll vote him!!