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Their parents ,who look nothing like them,
Explains that'll they'll go through puberty
Where the VAMPS start hating the sun
and the werewolves turn into actual wolves
before becoming the WERE...
of the wolves...
They also tell Jake and Alex that they're
not allowed to see each other
but being the rebellious characters that they are
they remain friends
and then LOVERS!
LOVERS!
Who realize that they can't be together
with the customs of their familitude! (???)
LOVERS!
Where Alex literally bites Jake
in her thirst for blood
and he lays there on the ground. BLEEDING
but TOTALLY okay with it
because LOVERS!
LOVERS!
Who perform a "Romeo and Juliet" scenario
Where Jake's mom runs over Alex
with a truck!
causing her to die!
and having Jake kill himself!
Cause he can't bear the thought of being without her!
until ONE YouTube comment said:
Totally *** off the narrator
and having a huge war with that person
and then rewriting the WHOLE story
just because of ONE comment.
LOVERS!
Who must run away,
away from their families and be together,
forever.
All was well as they live in that hotel,
of some guy who's totally okay with having
two teenagers
who ran away....living there for some apparent reason.
Until the cops show up with their parents,
Who fight each other for a bit
then disappear with their kids
separating the 'doomed' couple.
Alex's family pressures her
to not see Jake anymore
by simply arranging a marriage
with some guy who
the narrator forgot the name of
so let's just call him "Keith" for now.
So she totally has no choice
but to break up with Jake because
PFFT!
So Jake cries like a ***
as Alex leaves him like a cuss.
*Cringe level 1000*
Cause that rhymes
yo!
So he hits his head several times
on his locker
Where he meets his friends that he suddenly has
Derek, your fellow werewolf friend,
says his girlfriend, Stacy
knows a few nice werewolves that could
hook up with Jake.
To which your other friend, Dave
says "Why not human girls?"
You all laugh!
Stupid
Silly
Dave!
Stacy brings up several girls
whom of which Jake has terrible dates with
but no!
There is only one,
ONLY
ONE.
He glares at the boy who stole her(?) woman
in gym class
wishing he could do something
but you(?) can't because
PLOT HOLE!
Only for Doug the werewolf
Get it?
*WEIRD SNORT*
To come by and tell you a tale
The tale of some were guy
who also fell in love with a vamp,
and get bitten,
and gets his *** dumped by for some other dweep vamp.
This were guy was so infuriated
he turned into a Werepyre!
Which is basically a half werewolf
half vampire monstrosity!
and killed the two.
Doug the werewolf says Jake should probably
get himself for werepyre syndrome
considering the fact that Alex bit him
a few months back.
Also considering the fact that the moment
Jake got called into the principals office
to get congratulated on his grades
and for some reason this
pissed off Jake, caused him to
turn into the Werepyre and totally
beat up and punch
his poor principal
HARD!