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Tyler: God dammit! I can't get it closed!
Harris: Take this!
Tyler: Thanks.
*very realistic gunshots*
Tyler: Look at you!
Harris: *sigh* Damned peasants sure can bleed.
Tyler: Can they ever!
You've got the blood of the working class all over you.
Harris: Eugh. Better get me showered off.
Tyler: Yeah... I sure am glad we found this
safe haven from the nuclear apocalypse.
Harris: Hey, I'm glad we're important enough to be let in!
Tyler: *jovial laughter*
Come on.
When living together closely
with someone,
one must learn to get along.
This "getting along" involves cooperating
and sharing.
Please join me in watching these two, as they live out
the nuclear apocalypse together,
in this miserable, concrete hole.
Tyler: Okay, okay.
I told you once, I told you a hundred times:
This is not gonna' work.
Harris: Hold it... hold it!
Harris: Tyler, if we're gonna' get along in this
GOSH DARN HOLE,
we're gonna' have to cooperate.
We can't fumble around in this tiny little shower; we're wasting water.
We sure as HECK can't shower seperately!
Tyler: You're right. I dunno' what came over me.
Harris: Here. You operate the water, and I'll soap you up.
Then, when you're done, you can do me.
Harris: WHAT TH-
Tyler: What?
I thought we were having a moment.
Harris: Look at the soap...
Tyler: Huh. Alright.
You can use that; I'll check the supply room.
Harris: Guess we're gonna' be stuck here for a while.
Tyler: We'll be seeing a lot of eachother...
Harris: Nothing but eachother.
Tyler: You don't mind, do you?
Harris: I dunno'. At first I was kinda banking
on more time to myself.
Tyler: Hey. We're friends.
Harris: That's true.
You could have left me to those
scavengers back there.
Tyler: Yeah, but
If I've got to be stuck in some
cold, desolate, concrete shelter,
until I go...
paranoid, or starve to death...
I'd like to go paranoid or starve to death
with you.
Harris: Yeah.
and it was pretty cool how you shot those people.
Tyler: Thanks.
Please join me next time, for the subsequent installment
of this educational series.