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Ladies and Gentlemen
I do have a Pokemon Black and White
Wifi Battle for you here today.
So uhh, yeah.
Its an Ubers battle I guess you would
call it.
But umm, yeah.
Some random guy basically challenged
me on Pokemon Online.
He kept saying "If I win, you do this
you do that."
You're not going to win b****.
So lets get started!
Here we go VS Recorder
As you can see, he is bringing
some random ***,
it looks like an in game team.
I am bringing my own team.
He's going to bring out his
Reshiram and
I am going to bring out my Sandslash.
My Sandslash is a physical wall, max Def & max HP.
I don't know what Reshirams do
because I don't play Ubers that much.
I thought I could threaten him out with
the EQ and set up Stealth Rocks on the Switch.
But that is not the case as
he is going to one-shot me with the blue flare
which is a special attack.
I figured out that much because
if wasn't, I would be able to
TAKE IT Sandslash...
I'm going to send in my WAILORD
and Wailord is going to take
the Blue Flare... not that well actually.
I thought he would take it better
but whatever.
I live with a little bit over half left,
I think. Yes I do and
not very effective...
I am going to Curse up here.
I am max Spec D , Max HP
I thought he was going to go for a
second Blue Flare right here and
leave me with a smidgen of health like
NBZ would say,
and I would rest up, resto chesto, all the way
up from a smidgen to 544 but
he switches out to a Giratina here.
The bulky, original, no Griseous Orb form.
Yes, I'm gonna...
He's going to Earth Power here and I'm
going to Zen Headb- What the FU-
Oh my God he has Wonder Guard.
The +1 Zen Headbutt wouldn't hit him
so I'm just going to decide to Power Point (not Pressure Point)
stall him because he's a piece of *** Hacker.
(Insert Insult Here)
So I'm Cursing up here.
I don't have the Pressure on my Wailord,
I have the Water Veil because I never
throught that I'd be running into a
Wonder Guard Giratina.
Oh god... *Inhales.
At this point, I realized that I only
have one move on my whole team that can hit
the Giratina. So all of the sudden, it has become
a priority to keep my Jynx alive which has the
Ice Beam which is the Super Effective.
The Wailord is going to do the Curse
and the Defense and the Attack will
is going to rise and he's going to
Shadow Ball and not get any Spec D. drops
because Hackers don't det Spec D. drops!
Now I'm going to rest up here again.
Go to sleep, take a nice rest.
It's like naptime in kindergarten.
Earth Power, he is going to power my Earth
but my Earth don't need no power.
It is going to do about 50.
Shadow force. He's vanish instantly.
*Sound effect* Instantly Vanish.
Sleeping, Shadow force hits.
Doesn't do a lot at all.
Wailord woke up!
Wailord Space Space Space woke up!
I predicted the switch here and went for waterfall.
Not going to happen.
I'm going to go for another Curse
right here to make sure that I
can Waterfall whatever comes in and
he sends out a Lv. 70 Celebi
for some reason which just proves that
this is his in game team.
I was fearing the Leaf Storm but
I thought I could take one and
Waterfall him, but he actually goes
for the Ancientpower?! Yeah...
So.. he is not going to kill me
but I'm not going to kill him
because Wailord sucks
big fat Wailords.
Even though he is level 70 Wailord...
He's going to go for Perish song.
Now he is going to limit the
number of turns I can stay in.
Here come the Latias.
Latias is going to go for the
Dragon Pulse. It's not going to do
Jack Diddly ***.
I am going to Waterfall
and it's not going to do half.
At this point I decided to fodder out
Wailord figuring I can revenge the
Latias with one of my 2 choiced
Pokemon. I am going to Waterfall Away!
I am going to fall his water
and water his fall.
Wailord, ***, you did a good
job this game. Unfortunately, not
good enough. He is going to dragon pulse
and pulse me with all his dragons.
I get the lefties recovery and afterturn
effects.
Jynx Space Space Space is going to get
sent out. Thanks a lot Pokesav.
Dragon pulse is not even going to be
ablt to even do half to Jynx because
Jynx is a beast and the beast
is going to beast it up with
Ice Beam.
Choice Specs Ice beam.
Max Spec Attack EVs Ice beam.
493-4-3-4-93-94 Spec ATK Ice Beam.
He's going to go for the Fusion Flare.
on my Probopass which is
Max Def , Max HP.
Fusion Flare is still going to do a lot
of damage and I think I made a pretty good
play here (Sarcasm)
He does withdraw the Reshiram and I predict...
You can't predict these newish players.
I do go for the Pain Split
which actually allows me to get some damage
on the Giratina guarenteeing the Ice Beam
Kill.
Yes Probopass, Yes! You with you're big
Mustache.
4 times super effective Earth Power is going
to do the same as neutral Fusion Flare.
He kept wanting to trade with me.
"I'll give you you the Giratina for something"
and I was like ...
"Nope"
Then he was like..
"If I win then trade, if I win do this,
if I win do that.
I am going to go into my Hariyama to take
the Earth Power like a Bawse. (Sawsbuck.)
Beacuse Hariyama doesn't need no Earth Powers.
I'm going to continue to Bulk Up here.
I did offer to trade him a Bidoof for his
Giratina but he didn't want it so
whatever.
I'm going to keep on bulkin' up, getting
my lefties recovery. I'm a sumo wrestler
and I need those leftovers to keep
my ***...
fat.
He is going to go for Shadow Force and it
does a not-so-decent chunk.
Yes. Yes.
Lefties Recovery.
Sparkling like them vampires.
He is going to switch it up here and
go for the special attack, Shadow Ball.
That is going to do *** damage.
Absolute *** damage.
I am going to set a up a sub for no reason
because I like the little sub doll on the screen.
It's cute.
He is going to withdraw Giratina here.
Actually, I told him that if he could send
in something that could kill Hariyama, I
will trade. I go for the Stone Edge and
one-shot this thing.
Obviously crit didn't matter. If you say it
did, something is wrong with...
Super effective, I am at plu2 or 1...
Whatever.
The thing is I have high base attack and I
am at plus one.
Now he misses the sleep powder which
wouldn't affect the substitute anyways,
BUT, I miss the Stone Edge.
What the F***!!
He hits the bug buzz and
I am going to Stone Edge his *** into
the next century here.
This is where the Stealth Rocks would have
been really useful. You want to know why?
You want to know why? You want to know why?
BAM! Focus Sash!
Didn't see that one coming at all.(Sarcasm)
Here, I am dissappoint.
So now he is going to Sleep Powder and he is
GOING TO HIT! >.>
WHAT THE -
Now I am mad, now I am angry.
Now I am predicting either a Quiver Dance
or a switch into something that can set up
or hit Hariyama hard. So he is going to switch
into something that can attack or hit Hariyama
which is the Reshiram.
I'm going to go into Pinsir Which has great
Coverage overall.
It has the Stone Edge, the X-Scissor, the EQ
and it is not going to kill...
BUT HE MISSES THE BLUE FLARE!!!
What now B****!
That is what you get for using Ubers.
And that wouldn't have mattered anyways
because I do have have the Jynx which would
have outsped anyways. I am Max Spe,
Timid Nature.
I do get the Moxie boost but that doesn't
really matter because here comes the
*** worm thing again.
I am going to plan on foddering out
this Probopass and send in my Jynx afterward
and ice beam the living *** out of this
fat peice of ***. Golden Ribcage thing.
Here comes the Jynx. Ice Beam STAB.
400 almost 500 Spec ATK easily going to
take him out. EASILY.
Like the Staples Button. If I had one
right now, you would be hearing it, but
I don't.
So yeah, Venomoth is going to die to an
Ice Beam. OBVIOUSLY. That is
GOOD GAME. >:O
Ok, bye.
Ok, bye.