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>> THIS IS FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> HA HA. DR. TROY.
>> CAN I ANSWER THAT ONE,
'CAUSE THERE ARE A FEW THINGS
I DON'T LIKE ABOUT DRIVING
MISS CRAZY HERE.
>> NO, YOU CAN'T ANSWER THAT,
EVETTA. IF I WANTED SOMEONE WITH
AN OPINION, I'D HAVE HIRED
STAR JONES.
>> WELL, LET'S SEE STAR JONES
WIPE YOUR *** AND CHANGE YOUR
DEPENDS FOR $12 AN HOUR. HMM.
>> WELL, MAYBE IF YOU LEARNED TO
COOK, I WOULDN'T HAVE DIARRHEA
ALL THE TIME.
>> I SEE THE SPEECH THERAPY IS
COMING ALONG QUITE WELL, MRS. G.
>> IT HAD TO. IT'S MY ONLY
DEFENSE AGAINST THE VERBAL
ONSLAUGHT. BUT IT HAS BEEN A
LONG RECOVERY, DR. TROY.
>> A LONG RECOVERY.
>> I COULDN'T STAND THAT
CONVALESCENT HOME ANOTHER DAY.
SO I MOVED HOME AND HIRED
EVETTA FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK
ASSISTANCE. I'VE BEEN IN
SECLUSION FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS.
>> I KNOW. I TRIED TO STOP BY,
AND THEY SAID, UH, YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO SEE ME.
>> OH, NOW, DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONALLY, DOLL. I HAVEN'T SEEN
ANYONE. I WAS SO DEPRESSED ABOUT
HOW I LOOKED, I WOULDN'T EVEN
LET MY OWN DAUGHTER VISIT ME.
YOU SEE, DR. TROY, I WAS
PREPARING FOR MY TRIUMPHANT
RETURN. NOW, THE GOAL WAS TO
REEMERGE AT A GALA AFFAIR
ATTENDED BY EVERYBODY WHO'S
ANYBODY IN MIAMI. AND THE FINAL
STEP, BEFORE MY COMING OUT WAS
A VISIT HERE FOR A FEW REFRESHER
OPERATIONS.
>> "WAS"? WHY THE PAST TENSE?
>> WELL, THERE MAY NOT BE TIME
FOR A PARTY ANY LONGER,
DR. TROY. YOU SEE, UH, A FEW
DAYS AGO, I FOUND OUT THAT I
HAVE STAGE 4 LUNG CANCER. IT HAS
METASTASIZED TO MY BONES AND MY
LIVER. THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN
DO. THE GRIM REAPER COULD ASK ME
FOR A FINAL SAMBA AT ANY MOMENT.
>> MRS. GRUBMAN. I'M VERY SORRY.
>> AH, DON'T BE. I'VE ACCEPTED
IT. BUT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.
SO I'LL NEED THE SURGERIES
RIGHT AWAY.
>> YOU MUST BE INSANE,
MRS. GRUBMAN. THE STRESS OF AN
INVASIVE PROCEDURE WOULD BE TOO
MUCH FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY
THAT. SO WE'LL MOVE ON TO
PLAN "B." YOU'LL PERFORM THE
OPERATIONS AFTER I DIE. WE'LL
MAKE MY COMING-OUT PARTY
MY FUNERAL. I'LL BE THE BEST
LOOKING CORPSE SINCE ZSA ZSA
GABOR. ALTHOUGH SHE'D NEVER FIT
INTO THE SIZE 2 I'LL BE WEARING
IN MY CASKET.
>> ZSA ZSA IS DEAD?
>> NOT OFFICIALLY.
>> HA HA! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE,
*** PANTS. HA HA!
>> I'LL NEED TO SUCK 60 POUNDS
OUT OF YOU TO GET YOU INTO A
SIZE 2 DRESS.
>> WHAT DO I CARE? I'LL BE DEAD.
>> MRS. GRUBMAN, I'M YOUR
PLASTIC SURGEON. I WON'T BE YOUR
UNDERTAKER.
>> THERE IS NOT AN UNDERTAKER IN
MIAMI WHO HAS AN OUNCE OF YOUR
ARTISTIC TALENT, DR. TROY. MY
BODY IS YOUR CANVAS. AND I WANT
YOU TO BE THE LAST MAN TO TOUCH
IT.
♪ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL ♪
♪ MAKE ME A PERFECT SOUL ♪
♪ A PERFECT MIND ♪
♪ A PERFECT FACE ♪
♪ A PERFECT LIFE ♪
>> HEY.
>> I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT. I
JUST...NEVER MIND. HAVE A GREAT
WEEKEND.
>> WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SAY?
>> I WAS JUST THINKING HOW FAR
YOU'VE COME. IT'S IMPRESSIVE.
MOTHERHOOD BECOMES YOU, JULIA.
SEE YOU GUYS ON MONDAY.
>> HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND. ARE
YOU OK? YOU GOT IN SO LATE LAST
NIGHT.
>> I WAS OVER AT THE ANATOMY LAB
PRACTICING VISUAL NERVE
DISSECTIONS. I HAVEN'T DONE ONE
SINCE MED SCHOOL.
[BABY CRIES]
>> YOU'VE BEEN DISSECTING
FINGERS? DO YOU USE BABY BODY
PARTS?
>> MM-HMM.
SEE, THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDN'T
GET INTO IT. I CAN'T DEAL
WITH YOU OVERREACTING TO
FETAL CADAVERS.
>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
OVERREACTING, SEAN. I MEAN,
REALLY, IF IT WERE ANY OTHER
SURGEON, I WOULD HAVE A CHANCE
TO ASK QUESTIONS. AS IT IS,
EVERYTHING I SAY JUST SEEMS TO
STRESS YOU OUT.
>> I'M JUST FOCUSED. I'M TRYING
TO ANTICIPATE ANY AND EVERY
POSSIBLE COMPLICATION FOR
OUR SON. THAT'S A GOOD THING,
ISN'T IT?
>> YEAH, OF COURSE. AND I'M
PROUD OF YOU. WE'RE VERY LUCKY.
I MEAN, THINK OF ALL THE
FAMILIES WHO DON'T HAVE THE
TALENT OR THE MONEY TO DO WHAT
WE'RE DOING.
>> THERE'S NO MONEY FOR IT,
KATHLEEN. IT'S A VANITY
OPERATION, AND WE CAN'T AFFORD
IT. HE'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO
TOUGHEN UP.
>> WE'VE GOT 5,000 SAVED, TOM.
>> OH, THAT'S BRILLIANT,
KATHLEEN. BRILLIANT. IT'S HIS
COLLEGE FUND. YOU'D RATHER BE
THE PICTURE-PERFECT PRETTY BOY
STOCKING SHELVES AT THE TRUE
VALUE? NO EDUCATION. NO
PROSPECTS. THAT'S WHAT SHE
WANTS. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
THAT'S YOU IN A NUTSHELL. TEACH
HIM TO TAKE THE EASY ROAD, NO
*** PRIORITIES.
>> THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. HE'S
BEING TAUNTED AND HUMILIATED,
AND HE IS SUFFERING. I LOVE HIM
TOO MUCH TO STAND BY AND DO
NOTHING.
>> AND I DON'T LOVE MY SON? IS
THAT WHERE YOU'RE TAKING THIS?
>> DID I DO THIS RIGHT, DAD?
>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK
THAT I'M NOT SUPPORTIVE.
>> NO. YOU'RE RIGHT, JULE.
WE'RE ALL INCREDIBLY LUCKY.
AND I PROMISE I'LL SCHEDULE
A SIT-DOWN AT THE OFFICE.
YOU CAN ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS
YOU WANT.
TAKE THE MORNING FOR YOURSELF.
YOU DESERVE IT. I'LL TAKE
THE KIDS OUT FOR PANCAKES.
>> THANK YOU.
>> SIT HERE WITH YOUR BROTHER,
HONEY, WHILE I PUT OUR NAME
DOWN. OK.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY HOLDING UP A
LITTLE FISH AND SEE IF HE'LL
GRAB IT.
>> WHAT?
>> LEAVE HIM ALONE, MORGAN.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE A CRAB, DAD.
HERE, BABY, WANT A SARDINE?
>> PLEASE DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY
SON'S HANDS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
IT IF I TEASED YOU ABOUT YOUR
PIG NOSE, HUH? OR THOSE CHUBBY
CHEEKS? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
>> MAN, TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY.
HE'S JUST A KID.
>> HE'S MAKING FUN OF A
HANDICAP. MAYBE IF YOU GOT YOUR
NOSE OUT OF THAT NEWSPAPER AND
PAID HIM SOME ATTENTION, HE
WOULDN'T BE SUCH A LITTLE
***.
>> DON'T CALL MY SON
AN ***. OR YOUR KIDS ARE
GOING TO SEE THEIR OLD MAN GET
HIS *** KICKED.
>> DADDY!
>> YOUR SON'S AN ***, BUT
NOT HALF AS BIG AN *** AS
HIS FATHER.
>> LET'S GO, HONEY, COME ON.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> THANKS FOR COMING, DR. TROY.
>> HOW IS SHE?
>> I TOLD YOU, SHE STOPPED
EATING. YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
I GAVE HER AN I.V. SHE PULLED
IT OUT OF HER ARM. THAT ***
HAS A DEATH WISH. I KNOW THEY
GONNA CLAIM ELDER ABUSE WHEN
SHE FINALLY KICKS IT.
>> WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
>> 2 PRIORS, HONEY. I GOT CAUGHT
LIFTING A GUCCI HANDBAG AND
SLAPPED A COP WHEN HE TRIED TO
*** MY SEXY ***.
>> NOBODY'S GONNA BLAME YOU FOR
NEGLIGENCE, EVETTA. YOU'RE
PROBABLY THE ONLY REASON SHE'S
STILL ALIVE.
>> JUST DON'T LET HER DIE, OK?
>> SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT
CIRCUMSTANCES FROM WHEN YOU WERE
LAST HERE, DR. TROY, THOUGH IT
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. HOW ABOUT
SENDING ME OUT OF THIS WORLD
WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE?
>> WHY AREN'T YOU EATING,
MRS. GRUBMAN?
>> I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EAT.
IT'S TOO MUCH WORK TO DO ON THIS
FUNERAL. AND THE SEATING CHART
ALONE IS TALKING ME 4 HOURS.
BLAINE TRUMP IS GONNA NEED A
SHOULDER TO CRY ON. WELL, I'LL
JUST SIT HER RIGHT UP FRONT
NEXT TO YOU.
>> YOU'RE GIVING UP, MRS.
GRUBMAN. THAT ISN'T LIKE YOU.
>> I TOLD YOU, I'VE HAD
A WONDERFUL LIFE WITH ONLY 2
REGRETS. THAT I DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,
AND THAT I NEVER GOT TO SING AT
THE RAINBOW ROOM.
>> THE RAINBOW ROOM.
DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO
SING FOR THAT?
>> LISTEN TO MY DEMO ON YOUR WAY
HOME. YOU'LL SEE. I WAS GONNA
BE BURT BACHARACH'S GIRL BEFORE
HE PICKED DIONNE WARWICK. AND
THEN I MET MY MARVIN, AND, AW,
EVERYTHING CHANGED. BUT YOU'LL
HEAR ALL THE STORIES AT THE
FUNERAL.
>> IF YOU DON'T START EATING, I
WON'T BE THERE.
>> YOU HAVE TO. YOU'RE SLATED TO
SPEAK AFTER DOMINICK DUNNE.
>> I WON'T BE A PART OF THIS. IF
YOU WANT TO STARVE YOURSELF TO
DEATH JUST TO BE A BETTER
LOOKING CORPSE, FIND SOMEONE
ELSE TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK.
>> THESE LAST 2 YEARS HAVE BEEN
SO LONELY. YOU KNOW. OH, I KNOW
IT'S MY OWN FAULT. I PUSHED
EVERYONE AWAY. EVETTA DOES A
GREAT JOB. SHE REALLY TRIES HARD
TO CHEER ME UP. I LIKE HAVING
HER AROUND. SHE FIGHTS BACK.
LIKE YOU. OH, ***, MY
MAYBELLINE'S RUNNING. HAND ME A
TISSUE, WOULD YOU?
THANK YOU.
>> I'M SORRY I DIDN'T COME VISIT
YOU MORE OFTEN.
>> OH, PLEASE. YOU SHOULD BE OUT
OUT THERE PLAYING THE FIELD,
DR. TROY. FINDING YOURSELF
THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF
24-YEAR-OLD TROPHY WIVES.
>> TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL MAKE YOU
A DEAL. FOR A SPOONFUL
OF SOUP TODAY, I'LL GIVE YOU
A BOTOX SHOT TOMORROW.
>> WELL, I AM KIND OF HUNGRY.
I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? LET HIM SUE
ME. IT'S WORTH IT. SICK ***.
JUST SAY IT. YOU THINK I SHOULD
GO BACK TO ANGER MANAGEMENT.
WHAT?
>> WHAT REALLY CONCERNS ME,
SEAN, IS WHAT ALL THIS INTENSITY
IS ABOUT.
>> YOU DIDN'T HEAR HIM BEING
MOCKED IN FRONT OF A DOZEN
STRANGERS, IN FRONT OF ANNIE.
ALL I KNEW IN THAT MOMENT, WAS
THAT PEOPLE LIKE THEM WOULD BE
TORMENTING MY SON FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE. I HAD TO DO
SOMETHING.
>> YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING.
YOU'RE DOING HIS SURGERY. FOR
NOW, JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL TALK
TO THIS MR. THOMPSON. APOLOGIZE
TO HIM SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THE HEADACHE OF A
LAWSUIT.
WILL YOU DO THAT?
>> I'M ALSO GOING TO CALL DR.
McGAUBEY AND MOVE UP THE
SURGERY. THERE'S NO REASON TO
WAIT. I'LL BE READY TO GO IN
2 WEEKS.
>> HE'S JUST SO LITTLE.
>> THE SOONER I DO THIS SURGERY,
THE SOONER HE CAN BEGIN
DEVELOPING THE COORDINATION AND
FUNCTION IN HIS HANDS. IT'S ALL
HE'S GOING TO HAVE.
>> WHO ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR,
SEAN, YOU OR CONOR?
>> HOLY COW!
THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT'S
OUTTA HERE!
HE'S ROUNDING THIRD.
IT'S A RACE FOR THE PLATE.
IT'S A HOME RUN. HA HA. WHOO!
>> WHEN CAN I SIGN UP FOR LITTLE
LEAGUE, DAD?
>> GEE, THANKS, BUDDY. I COME
OUT HERE AND PLAY BALL WITH YOU,
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY?
>> NO. I REALLY LIKE PLAYING
DATES. I JUST WANNA PLAY A REAL
GAME.
>> YOU AND YOUR MOTHER. THE KIDS
WILL LAUGH AT YOU. AND THE COACH
WILL KEEP YOU ON THE BENCH AND
THEN STICK YOU OUT IN RIGHT
FIELD FOR THE LAST INNING. OH,
AND THEY'LL SHOVE YOU IN THE
BACK FOR THE TEAM PHOTO. IS THAT
WHAT YOU WANT?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I CALLED YOUR HOUSE. YOUR
WIFE TOLD ME YOU'D BE HERE. YOU
HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK, MR.
THOMPSON? I'M SORRY I HIT YOU.
>> HA HA. I BET YOU ARE. THIS
IS GOING TO COST YOU, McNAMARA.
I GOT 20 WITNESSES THAT'LL SWEAR
TO WHAT THEY SAW.
>> I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ERUPTED
LIKE I DID. I JUST--MY SON IS
ABOUT TO HAVE AN OPERATION ON
HIS HANDS.
>> YOU HUMILIATED ME IN FRONT OF
MY BOY.
>> LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE
WORKING THROUGH IT.
>> YEAH. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM
THAT WHAT I DID WAS WRONG, AND
WHAT HE DID WAS WRONG, AND WHAT
YOU DID WAS REALLY, REALLY
WRONG. AND I THINK
HE GETS IT NOW.
>> WHAT POSITION DOES HE PLAY?
>> SHORTSTOP. I MEAN, HE'S A
LITTLE SLOWER THAN THE OTHER
KIDS, BUT HE DID TURN A DOUBLE
PLAY LAST NIGHT. IT WON THEM
THE GAME.
>> EVERY KID SHOULD HAVE A
MOMENT LIKE THAT.
WALK-OFF HOME RUN. [INDISTINCT]
THAT'S ALL I WANT FOR CONOR.
HE MAY NEVER GET THAT CHANCE.
BUT ALL I WANT IS FOR HIM
TO BE NORMAL.
LOOK, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO WITH
THE LAWSUIT. I JUST WANT TO
APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT
I DID AND WHAT I SAID.
>> THESE WEB FINGERS ARE KNOWN
AS SYNDACTYLY. THERE'RE ACTUALLY
2 FINGERS INSIDE HERE. WE DO
A SYNDACTYLY RELEASE ON THE
INDEX AND MIDDLE FINGER AND
ANOTHER ONE BETWEEN THE RING AND
THE PINKY.
>> WHAT KIND OF COMPLICATIONS
COULD ARISE?
>> OH, I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.
THERE WAS THIS ACCIDENT ON THE
CAUSEWAY.
>> MARLO'S GONNA BE INVOLVED IN
CONOR'S CARE, SO I ASKED HIM
TO JOIN US.
>> I'M SORRY. DON'T MIND ME.
PLEASE CONTINUE.
>> UM, LET ME GET YOU A CHAIR.
>> WELL, THE MAIN COMPLICATION
THAT COULD ARISE IS THAT THE
VESSEL OF THE NERVE COULD BE
DAMAGED IN THE PROCESS.
>> WILL YOU HAVE TO DO A SKIN
GRAFT?
>> THE SHORT ANSWER IS YES,
JULI--
>> INSTEAD OF AN INVASIVE
PROCEDURE, WILL THERE BE A LOT
OF PAIN?
>> HE'LL BE UNDER ANESTHESIA.
>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS
RECOVERY.
>> UM, WE'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH
PAIN MANAGEMENT.
>> WHICH BRINGS US TO THE THUMB
DISTRACTION. WE PLAN TO TURN
THIS SMALL SUGGESTION OF A DIGIT
INTO A REAL THUMB. WE MAKE AN
INCISION IN THE THUMB, DISSECT
THE BONE, AND APPLY DISTRACTION
OSTEOGENESIS DEVICE. IT HAS
LITTLE PINS AND SCREWS THAT GO
INTO THE BONE. WE SEW THE THUMB
BACK UP AND OVER THE NEXT WEEKS,
WE SLOWLY TURN THE SCREWS, AND
THEY BASICALLY STRETCH THE BONE.
>> WHO TURNS THESE SCREWS OVER
THE NEXT FEW WEEKS?
>> YOU DO. WE FIND THAT THE PAIN
LEVEL IS MINIMAL TO NEXT TO
NOTHING WHEN THE PARENTS ARE THE
ONES THAT TURN THEM.
>> HOW DO YOU MEASURE THOSE PAIN
LEVELS IF I MAY ASK?
>> OH, WE DOCTORS, WE'VE GOT
ALL KINDS OF TRICKS UP OUR
SLEEVES.
>> THAT WAS A REASONABLE
QUESTION, CHRISTIAN.
>> WELL, I'M ONLY ASKING,
BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE
RESEARCH I'VE BEEN READING, THE
TRADITIONAL WAYS OF MEASURING
INFANT PAIN, TEARS, AND BRAIN
ACTIVITY, IT'S JUST NOT AS
CONCLUSIVE AS WE WISH IT WAS.
>> ARE YOU AWARE OF THE
EXPERTISE, MASTERING, AND
PROFESSIONAL STATUS THAT'S
GATHERED IN THIS ROOM?
>> WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, JULIA
ASKED ME TO BE HERE TODAY TO
BRING UP SOME OF THESE ISSUES.
IN OTHER WORDS, I'M DOING MY
JOB. I'M SORRY IF THAT KNOCKS
ANYONE'S NOSE OUT OF JOINT.
>> SO, WHAT IS THIS RESEARCH,
MARLO?
>> SOME WELL-RESPECTED
DEVELOPMENTAL PSYCHOLOGISTS HAVE
DONE HYPNOSIS ON A PRETTY LARGE
GROUP OF ADULTS WHO HAD SURGERY
AT AN EARLY AGE. THEY ALL TEND
TO HAVE SIMILAR SYMPTOMS.
NERVOUS SYSTEM DISORDERS,
DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS, DEBILITATING
PHOBIA, AND PANIC ATTACKS.
>> ARE YOU AWARE OF THIS, SEAN?
>> I SCHEDULED THIS MEETING SO
YOU COULD MEET DR. McGAUBEY AND
ASK SPECIFIC QUESTIONS ABOUT THE
SURGERY. I THINK THE WHOLE NEW
AGE-HEALING MODALITY TYPE OF
CONVERSATION IS BETTER SUITED TO
THE DINNER TABLE.
>> WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'M GONNA
GO HOME AND MAKE DINNER SO THAT
I CAN HAVE THAT CONVERSATION.
DR. McGAUBEY, CHRISTIAN, FEEL
FREE TO JOIN US.
>> WELL, LOOK AT YOU TWO.
BURBERRY NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD ON
KATE MOSS.
>> OH, YOU LIKE IT? I HAD EVETTA
PICK IT UP FOR ME AT NEIMAN'S.
>> AND SHE'S LUCKY I MADE HER
WEAR A BIB AT BREAKFAST.
OTHERWISE, IT'D BEEN COVERED
IN STRAWBERRY CREPE ***.
>> I ALSO WORE A HUGE HAT SO
NO ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE ME, BUT
YOU WERE RIGHT, DR. TROY. NOT
EATING WAS A SILLY THING TO DO.
OH, WE HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL
BRUNCH THIS MORNING AT
RESTAURANT SAN MICHELLE.
>> EATING OUT IN PUBLIC. THAT'S
FANTASTIC.
>> BABY, IT WAS LIKE OPENING THE
GATES TO HELL. ANYTHING ON THE
MENU WITH CHEESE, BEEF, OR CREAM
IN IT, FATTY BELTBUCKLES HAD TO
HAVE 2.
>> WELL, LOOK WHO'S TALKING. I
NEVER SAW ANYONE ORDER LOBSTER
AND A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE FOR
BREAKFAST BEFORE.
>> WELL, I FIGURED IF THE OLD
GOAT'S GOING TO BE SPENDING MY
INHERITANCE, I'M GONNA ENJOY IT.
THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE
STOPPED WITH THE MILKSHAKE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> WE CAN GET YOU SOME
LIPOSUCTION, EVETTA, IF YOU'RE
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT.
>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY
HEARTBURN, DUMMY. I DON'T NEED
NO HOOVER VACUUM STEALING MY
***. WHERE I COME FROM, I DON'T
GET LIPO TO ATTRACT A MAN. I EAT
ANOTHER CHERRY PIE AND PUT MORE
JUNK IN MY TRUNK.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO
OFFEND YOU.
>> DRUM UP YOUR WORK WITH SOME
PITIFUL, SELF-HATING CREATURE,
DR. TROY. NOT ME, OK? I LOVE
MYSELF, EVERY POUND OF IT.
>> GO READ A MAGAZINE IN THE
LOBBY, EVETTA. I HEAR THE NEW
ISSUE OF ESSENCE IS HERE.
>> YEAH, I'LL GO READ MY
ESSENCE. I WAS TIRED OF TALKING
TO THE TWO OF YOU, ANYWAY. AND
STOP SHUTTING ME UP. ALWAYS
TRYING TO GET SUCKED AND TUCKED,
THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
CRAZY *** NOW.
>> I SHOULD GO TALK TO HER.
>> NO. SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S A SPITFIRE, THOUGH, HUH?
OH, BREAKFAST WAS FUN. AND THANK
GOD NO ONE RECOGNIZED ME.
>> WELL, AFTER A FEW SHOTS OF
BOTOX, THE OLD MRS. GRUBMAN WILL
REAPPEAR.
>> A SHOT OF BOTOX IS THE ELIXIR
OF LIFE, DR. TROY.
>> IT'S GETTING OUT IN PUBLIC
AND SEEING PEOPLE AGAIN THAT
MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD, MRS.
GRUBMAN. AHEM.
OH, MRS. GRUBMAN.
>> JULIA.
>> LISTEN TO THIS. "I SAW THESE
MASKED GIANTS HOVERING OVER ME.
THE COLD, HARSH LIGHT WAS IN MY
EYES. SOMEONE CAME TOWARD ME
WITH A BLACK MASK THAT HAD THIS
SMELL, AND IT MADE ME SICK. WHEN
I WOKE UP, I STARTED TO VOMIT. A
STRANGER SHOVED A HUGE TEDDY
BEAR AT ME. THE EYES WERE
TERRIFYING." THIS MEMORY IS FROM
WHEN HE WAS 7 MONTHS OLD. IT'S
THE BOOK YOU GAVE ME.
>> JULIA, I'M SORRY. I SHOULD
HAVE THOUGHT MORE CAREFULLY
ABOUT WHAT I WAS DOING.
>> BUT I'M SO GRATEFUL TO YOU.
YOU KNOW, I KNEW THESE THINGS
INSTINCTIVELY, I JUST HADN'T
ARTICULATED IT. A BABY RESPONDS
TO SURGERY AS IF HE'S DYING
BECAUSE HE HAS NO UNDERSTANDING
OF WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM.
>> JULIA, LISTEN TO ME.
>> WE HAVE TO CONVINCE SEAN TO
POSTPONE THIS SURGERY. YOU KNOW,
AT LEAST UNTIL CONOR IS OLDER,
YOU KNOW. SO WE CAN PREPARE HIM
FOR IT. I'M NOT GONNA SIGN THE
SURGERY CONSENT FORM.
>> OK. BUT BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY
DECISIONS, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
I'VE DECIDED. I'M LEAVING.
>> YOU'RE...
YOU'RE WHAT?
>> I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW HOW
IT ENDED UP LIKE THIS, BUT IT'S
CLEAR THAT I'VE BECOME A
DISRUPTIVE INFLUENCE IN THIS
HOUSEHOLD. AND THAT'S NOT GOOD
FOR ANYONE, ESPECIALLY NOT
CONOR.
>> [EXHALES]
DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A SURGEON AND GOD? GOD
DOESN'T THINK HE'S A SURGEON.
NOW, I NEED YOU TO STAY TO HELP
ME THROUGH THIS.
YOU'RE MY ROCK. I CAN'T GO
THROUGH THIS ALONE.
>> SEE, YOU UNDERESTIMATE HOW
POWERFUL YOU ARE, JULIA. AND
THESE BOOKS, THEY HAVE CONCRETE
SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO HELP
CONOR THROUGH THIS. IT WON'T BE
THE END OF THE WORLD.
>> I CAN'T. I JUST...
THE THOUGHT OF WAKING UP
TOMORROW AND NOT SEEING YOU.
>> YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS.
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD MOTHER.
THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO LEAVE.
>> THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU A HAND
TODAY.
SHE'S DEAD, CHRISTIAN.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO CATCH
ANYTHING.
>> IT'S HER LAST TIME IN SADDLE,
SEAN. MIGHT AS WELL GIVE HER THE
FULL TREATMENT.
>> OK.
LINDA TOLD ME YOU'RE DOING
THE EULOGY AT HER FUNERAL.
>> YEAH. BUT I'M STRUGGLING WITH
WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. ALL MIAMI
IS GONNA BE THERE. SHE SENT OUT
ENGRAVED INVITATIONS. ALL I CAN
THINK OF IS HERE LIES A WOMAN
WHO WAS SO BUSY LOOKING IN THE
MIRROR AND FEELING LIKE SHE
WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH THAT...SHE
MISSED HER LIFE. SHE COULD HAVE
HAD A SINGING CAREER, DID YOU
KNOW THAT?
>> I DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER
BESIDES HER DESPERATE,
OVERBEARING PERSONALITY.
>> AH, SHE WASN'T SUCH A BAD
EGG. BUT I'D CERTAINLY FEEL MORE
COMFORTABLE IF I COULD STAND UP
THERE KNOWING MY CONTRIBUTION
TO HER LIFE WAS A LITTLE MORE
POSITIVE.
I FEEL LIKE HER DRUG DEALER.
>> YOU CAN'T THINK LIKE THAT.
>> I SEEM TO RECALL A DIATRIBE
BY YOU ONLY A FEW MONTHS AGO,
ABOUT HOW WE WERE CONTRIBUTING
TO A SOCIETY THAT WAS OBSESSED
WITH PHYSICAL PERFECTION.
>> AT THE MOMENT, I'M GRATEFUL
FOR EVERY SINGLE SURGERY THAT'S
GIVEN ME THE SKILL TO MAKE MY
SON WHOLE.
>> WHAT IF YOU COULDN'T FIX
CONOR? WHAT IF YOU COULDN'T
MAKE HIM AS CLOSE TO PERFECT AS
POSSIBLE? HOW WOULD THAT MAKE
YOU FEEL?
>> HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY
WIFE? ALL I'M GETTING FROM THE
PEOPLE AROUND ME LATELY IS
THIS TOUCHY, FEELY, NEGATIVE
PSYCHO-BABBLE.
>> WHOA, KILLER. IT'S NOT ME
YOU'RE MAD AT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE THE AFTERNOON OFF. GO
HOME. MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR WIFE.
BESIDES, I COULD USE THE ALONE
TIME WITH GRUBMAN TO WORK OUT MY
EULOGY.
[RAP MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]
>> WOULD YOU MIND CHANGING THE
MUSIC, LINDA? GANGSTA RAP JUST
DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT
CHOICE FOR MRS. GRUBMAN.
I BROUGHT SOMETHING. IT'S OVER
THERE.
[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MRS. GRUBMAN.
>> ♪ YOU SEE THIS GIRL,
THIS GIRL'S IN LOVE WITH YOU,
YES, I'M IN LOVE,
WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE WAY I DO?
WHEN YOU SMILE, I CAN TELL
WE KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL,
HOW CAN I SHOW YOU?
I'M GLAD I GOT TO KNOW YOU
'CAUSE, I'VE HEARD SOME TALK,
THEY SAY YOU THINK I'M FINE,
THIS GIRL'S IN LOVE,
AND WHAT I'D DO TO MAKE YOU
MINE, TELL ME NOW, IS IT SO?
DON'T LET ME BE THE LAST TO
KNOW, MY HANDS ARE SHAKING,
DON'T LET MY HEART KEEP
BREAKING 'CAUSE,
I NEED YOUR LOVE,
I WANT YOUR LOVE,
SAY YOU'RE IN LOVE
AND YOU'LL BE MY GUY,
IF NOT, I'LL JUST DIE ♪
THANKS, BURT.
[RAIN AND THUNDER]
>> DON'T FORGET YOUR GLOVE,
SEAN.
GO ON. IT'S AFTER 4:00.
YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.
>> WHY DO THEY HAVE TO LAUGH AT
ME?
>> THEY'RE FOOLS IF THEY LAUGH.
AND WHO CARES WHAT FOOLS THINK?
>> DAD'S GONNA BE MAD.
>> I'LL HANDLE DAD, HONEY.
GO ON.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME
SO EARLY?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> I'M FINE. WE NEED TO TALK.
>> YES, SEAN, WE DO. I'M NOT
READY TO SIGN THE CONSENT FORM.
>> I KNOW.
I KNOW I'VE BEEN KIND OF A MAD
MAN LATELY. I'VE BEEN
SO OBSESSED WITH MAKING THINGS
PERFECT FOR CONOR'S SURGERY.
AND I SEE HOW COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
THAT'S BEEN AND UNFAIR TO YOU.
THERE ARE THINGS THAT, UH...
THAT I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU.
>> ABOUT THE SURGERY?
>> NO. ABOUT ME.
>> WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
>> AM I TOO LATE?
>> NO. NO, YOUR TIMING IS
PERFECT. DID YOU BRING A SIGNED
CONSENT FORM, ONE OF THESE?
>> GREAT. OK, NEXT. ALL RIGHT,
LOOK RIGHT AT THE LENS, STAY ON.
I'LL GIVE YOU A COUNT.
GIVE ME A GOOD HOME RUN.
BOOM, KAPOW! RIGHT?
HOME RUN LOOK...ONE, 2. ALL
RIGHT, LET'S GET THE NEXT ONE.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO
LOWER YOUR ARM A LITTLE BIT?
LET ME SEE SOME MORE FACE,
HOW ABOUT IT?
>> WHEN DID YOU HAVE THE
SURGERY? WHO PAID FOR IT?
>> I WAS 8. MY MOTHER USED THE
COLLEGE MONEY. WE DID IT BEHIND
MY DAD'S BACK. LUCKILY FOR
EVERYONE, I WAS A GOOD STUDENT
AND QUALIFIED FOR FINANCIAL
AID, BUT HE NEVER FORGAVE HER.
HE LEFT A FEW MONTHS LATER.
>> THAT'S WHY HE LEFT YOU GUYS.
IT ALWAYS SEEMED SUCH A MYSTERY
TO ME.
>> I THINK HE FELT LIKE HE LOST
CONTROL OF THE FAMILY. I GUESS
WE, UH, PUSHED HIM OUT. MY MOM
WORKED 2 JOBS TO SUPPORT US.
>> I JUST, UH, DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
>> BECAUSE I PUT THAT PATHETIC
KID BEHIND ME.
>> OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. THAT KID
IS WHY YOU'RE A PLASTIC SURGEON.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT A
SECRET?
>> I COULDN'T LET YOU SEE ME AS
THAT PATHETIC, UGLY KID.
I WAS AFRAID THAT'S ALL YOU'D
EVER SEE.
>> IN SO MANY WAYS,
THAT LITTLE KID...THAT'S WHO I
FELL IN LOVE WITH.
>> ONLY BECAUSE YOU NEVER SAW
HIM.
>> WHERE IS EVERYONE, EVETTA?
>> I GUESS THEY HAD BETTER
THINGS TO DO.
>> DIDN'T YOU SEND ALL THE
INVITATIONS FOR HER?
>> EVERY SINGLE ONE. MAYBE HER
ADDRESS BOOK WAS OUT OF DATE OR
SOMETHING.
>> HER DAUGHTER CLAIRE, SHE
COULDN'T FIND THE TIME TO COME
TO HER MOTHER'S FUNERAL?
>> CLAIRE CALLED THE HOUSE, SAID
THAT HER MOTHER DIED FOR HER
ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO WHEN SHE
STOPPED SEEING HER AFTER SHE HAD
THE STROKE. SAID THAT WHEN SHE
CHOSE VANITY OVER FAMILY, IT WAS
TOO MUCH FOR HER TO HANDLE.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE PUT ON HER
HEADSTONE? "I CAME, I SAW, I
CONQUERED." OH, GRUBBY, WE DID
HAVE SOME FUN TIMES TOGETHER.
TOO BAD YOU SCREWED ME IN YOUR
WILL. YEAH. ALL I GOT WAS A FEW
OLD-LADY MUU-MUUS. I GUESS SHE
THOUGHT I MEANT IT WHEN I TOLD
HER I LIKED THEM. EITHER THAT,
OR HER LAST JOKE'S ON ME.
WHICH I GUESS IT IS ANYWAY.
OK. WELL, I GOTTA GO FIND A NEW
JOB. I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK,
DR. TROY.
>> NEXT WEEK. WHAT'S NEXT WEEK?
>> OH, I MADE AN APPOINTMENT AT
McNAMARA-TROY. SINCE SHE LEFT
YOU EVERYTHING, I AT LEAST WANT
TO GET SOME FREE LIPO OUT OF IT.
>> SHE LEFT ME ALL HER MONEY?
>> YOU DIDN'T HEAR? IT'S IN HER
WILL. SHE PUT IT ALL IN THE
HEDDA GRUBMAN PLASTIC SURGERY
FUND FOR PEOPLE THAT NEED A
LITTLE WORK, BUT DON'T WANT TO
PAY FOR IT.
>> I'M HERE TO PAY RESPECTS TO
HEDDA GRUBMAN. HER LIFE WAS LIKE
THAT OF ANY OTHER, FILLED WITH
ACCOMPLISHMENTS THAT SHOULD BE
EXALTED AND REGRETS THAT SHOULD
BE LEARNED FROM. HER WIT AND
CANDOR...
THIS IS ***.
TRUTH IS, MRS. GRUBMAN, YOU WERE
A HUGE PAIN IN THE ***. PRETTY
MUCH EVERYBODY HATED YOU.
IT'S NO WONDER THEY BOYCOTTED
YOUR FUNERAL.
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR LOOKS
AND PLASTIC SURGERY. AND IN THE
END, IT COST YOU EVERY
RELATIONSHIP YOU EVER HAD.
BUT I KNOW SOMEWHERE INSIDE,
YOU MEANT WELL.
AND YOU WERE FUNNY AND HONEST,
AND YOU STUCK UP FOR YOURSELF.
AND I LOVED THE FACT THAT YOU
NEVER LET ME OFF THE HOOK.
LIFE WAS MORE INTERESTING
WITH YOU IN IT. AND...
AND I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
AND I LOVE YOU, TOO.
GOODBYE, MRS. GRUBMAN.
[ALARM BEEPS]
>> Weatherman: THE FORECAST,
SHOWERS HEAVY AT TIMES,
WITH OCCASIONAL THUNDERSTORMS
TODAY, AND A HIGH OF 89 DEGREES.
PARTIALLY CLOUDY TONIGHT
WITH A LOW OF 74,
MORE SHOWERS DEVELOPING TOMORROW
AND NOT AS WARM, WITH A HIGH
OF 77. WITH WINDS OUT OF THE
WEST AT 22 MILES PER HOUR,
IT'S CURRENTLY 80 DEGREES.
[GEORGE MICHAEL'S
JESUS TO A CHILD BEGINS]
>> ♪ KINDNESS IN YOUR EYES,
I GUESS YOU HEARD ME CRY,
YOU SMILED AT ME
LIKE JESUS TO A CHILD...
I'M BLESSED, I KNOW,
HEAVEN SENT
AND HEAVEN STOLE,
YOU SMILED AT ME
LIKE JESUS TO A CHILD...
AND WHAT HAVE I LEARNED
FROM THIS PAIN?
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FEEL THE
SAME ABOUT ANYONE
OR ANYTHING AGAIN,
WELL, NOW I KNOW WHEN YOU FIND
LOVE WHEN YOU KNOW THAT IT
EXISTS... ♪
>> MARKER.
>> ♪ AND THE LOVER THAT YOU
MISS WILL COME TO YOU
ON THOSE COLD, COLD NIGHTS,
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN LOVED,
WHEN YOU KNOW IT HOLDS SUCH
BLISS,
THEN THE LOVER THAT YOU KISSED,
WILL COMFORT YOU,
WHEN THERE'S... ♪
>> SCISSORS AND PICK-UPS.
>> ♪ NO HOPE INSIDE ♪
>> MARLO.
MY GOD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
GLAD I AM TO SEE YOU.
>> ♪ SADNESS IN MY EYES,
NO ONE GUESSED OR NO ONE TRIED,
YOU SMILED AT ME
LIKE JESUS TO A CHILD ♪
[DRILLING]
>> SAW.
>> ♪ SADNESS IN MY EYES,
NO ONE GUESSED OR NO ONE TRIED,
YOU SMILED AT ME
LIKE JESUS TO A CHILD ♪
>> SCREW DRIVER.
>> ♪ LOVELESS AND COLD... ♪
>> 5-0 CHROMIC.
>> ♪ WITH YOUR LAST BREATH
YOU SAVED MY SOUL,
YOU SMILED AT ME
LIKE JESUS TO A CHILD,
AND WHAT HAVE I LEARNED,
FROM ALL THESE TEARS,
I'VE WAITED FOR YOU ALL THOSE
YEARS, JUST WHEN IT BEGAN,
HE TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY,
BUT I STILL SAY,
WHEN YOU FIND LOVE, WHEN YOU
KNOW THAT IT EXISTS,
THEN THE LOVER THAT YOU MISS
WILL COME TO YOU ON THOSE COLD,
COLD NIGHTS,
WELL, I'VE BEEN LOVED, SO I KNOW
JUST WHAT LOVE IS, AND THE
LOVER THAT I STILL MISS WAS
JESUS TO A CHILD ♪
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]