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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- WHAT REALLY DID GO DOWN BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIENNE?
- WE ALL KNOW THIS ONE MAJOR LIE TO BE TRUE,
SO I DECIDE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD.
THEN, LIKE, SHE...
- YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. WHAT IS THIS WOMAN THINKING?
- YOU LIE! - I AM NOT LYING, ***.
I AM NOT LYING. - YOU CALL MY WIFE A ***?
- [bleep] YOU! - YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].
- I'M REALLY PISSED. - I KNOW. I DON'T BLAME YOU.
- REALLY, REALLY PISSED.
- I DON'T BLAME YOU. - LET'S GO.
- AND NOT ONLY THAT, YOU WATCH. NOW IT'S A LAWSUIT.
- SHEENA REALLY WANTS TO MEET WITH YOU.
- SHE RUINED MY FAMILY.
DO NOT CRY TO ME ABOUT EDDIE AND FALLING FOR HIM.
- I'M NOT CRYING OVER THAT.
I'M CRYING 'CAUSE I FEEL BAD, AND I HONESTLY...
- I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR YOU. - I DIDN'T KNOW.
- I LOST MY FAMILY.
I LOST EVERYTHING THAT I HAD.
SO, IF ANYONE'S GONNA CRY HERE, IT'S NOT GONNA BE YOU.
- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE, BUT IT SHOULD BE.
- MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS. IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.
- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS, SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR.
- I FOUGHT TOO HARD FOR THIS ZIP CODE
TO GO HOME NOW.
- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
- LIFE IS A JOURNEY, AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY.
- I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS.
THIS IS MY TOWN.
- I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS WERE AND WHAT YOU WEREN'T.
I WAS THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN.
I WAS HIS WIFE. I WAS HIS EVERYTHING.
YOU WERE THE OTHER WOMAN. - I UNDERSTAND.
- SO DON'T GET IT TWISTED.
I JUST WANT YOU TO JUST RESPECT YOURSELF
AND MOVE FORWARD IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT.
I REALLY AM-- - I HAVE.
- THAT'S THE MOTHER IN ME. - YEAH.
- LIKE, EVERYTHING I HAVE, I GIVE TO MY CHILDREN.
THEY'RE THE HAPPIEST [bleep] KIDS
[voice breaking] THAT COME FROM A DIVORCE FAMILY.
I WILL NOT EVER SAY A BAD WORD ABOUT THEIR DAD
IN FRONT OF THEM.
EVEN IF HE'S CHEATING NOW,
I DON'T WANT HIM TO DIVORCE LEANN,
BECAUSE IF THEY--
I DON'T WANT HIM TO PUT MY KIDS THROUGH THAT.
THEY'RE PERFECT LITTLE BOYS, AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
THEY STAY PERFECT.
I DON'T HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE.
I MEAN, IT'S-- I JUST FEEL LIKE...
DON'T EVER BE THE OTHER WOMAN-- JUST DON'T.
LIKE, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
- I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY THAT I HURT YOU.
- I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
SO I'M GONNA RUN NOW 'CAUSE I'M GONNA FIX MYSELF UP,
BUT WHEN I SEE YOU, I'M HAPPY TO SAY HELLO.
I'M NOT THAT PERSON. - OKAY.
- SO DON'T, LIKE, RUN FROM ME. JUST THROW ME A WAVE.
ALL RIGHT? AND, UM...
GOOD LUCK. NO, REALLY, I MEAN IT.
- THANK YOU. - I'M NOT--I'M NOT--
- HI, DARLING.
OH... HOW'D IT GO?
LET'S GO AND SIT DOWN.
I AM FILLED WITH ANXIETY
FOR HOW BRANDI'S MANAGED TO HANDLE IT.
- DO YOU THINK ONE OF YOUR CUTE BOYFRIENDS
WOULD BRING US A BIG GLASS OF ROSE?
- STEVEN?
CAN WE HAVE TWO GLASSES OF ROSE?
SHOULD I MAKE THAT TWO BOTTLES?
HOW WAS IT?
- WHEN I WAS GETTING READY, I WAS REALLY NERVOUS.
I, LIKE, ALMOST THREW UP,
AND I NEVER-- I WAS, LIKE, JUST--
I HAD PITS IN MY STOMACH BECAUSE IT JUST--
IT'S LIKE GOING BACKWARDS IN TIME FOR ME.
- DID YOU KIND OF GET ANSWERS TO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS?
- LIKE, I FEEL LIKE... I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A LOST SOUL.
- HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME. HE BOUGHT ME DIAMOND EARRINGS.
HE TOOK ME ON TRIPS. THERE WAS--
I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE, IT WAS MORE--
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS, HONEY--I GOT IT.
I KNOW YOU WERE [bleep] MY HUSBAND--I GOT THAT. I GET THAT.
SHE FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT WITH JAKEY,
AND SHE STILL STAYED WITH HIM.
- OH, REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
THANKS, DEAR. - THANK YOU, HONEY.
"HONEY." SORRY. I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT HI.
- "HONEY" WILL DO.
JUST KNOWING ALL THE TIME HE WAS WITH HER,
HE WAS GIVING YOU EXCUSES, AND YOU WERE...
- "I'M AT THE GOLF COURSE. I DON'T HAVE CELL PHONE SERVICE.
I DON'T HAVE THIS."
- WE WENT OUT TO BARS TOGETHER. WE WENT OUT TO RESTAURANTS.
WE WENT TO THE LAKE TOGETHER. WE WENT--
- YOU WENT TO THE LAKE ON MY BOAT.
I KNOW. I SAW THE PICTURES THAT YOU PUT OUT THERE.
- OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BOAT WAS SHARED WITH ANYONE.
- AND I'M LOOKING ACROSS THE TABLE AT HER, GOING,
"SHE'S NUMBER 3 OF, LIKE, 100."
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? THERE ARE SO MANY.
AND THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME, I'M SURE.
BUT YOU CAN'T STEAL SOMEONE'S HUSBAND.
YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO GO.
BUT I WILL TELL YOU, WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER AT HOME,
IT WAS PERFECT.
[voice breaking] HE TOLD ME HOW PRETTY I WAS EVERY DAY.
I HAVEN'T HAD A LOVE LIKE THAT SINCE,
AND I HOPE I DO AGAIN.
BUT JUST HEARING HER, LIKE, SAY, "OH, HE DID--"
I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION
OF KNOWING SHE HAD EVEN GOT TO ME, BECAUSE I JUST--
I REALLY HAVE MOVED ON, BUT...
- I KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT MUST FEEL.
I SEE IT. I SEE IT. I SEE IT.
- LIKE, I DON'T LIKE TO BE WEAK.
SORRY--I DON'T LIKE GOING BACKWARDS.
NO, BUT THAT'S-- THE PROBLEM IS,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-- I HAVE TO BE STRONG.
- YOU ARE STRONG. I SEE THAT.
- I HAVE TO BE STRONG FOR EVERYONE.
- BUT STRONG DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS.
- I CAN'T BE VULNERABLE FOR MY KIDS.
- I SEE YOU WITH YOUR CHILDREN.
I SEE WHAT A WONDERFUL MOTHER YOU ARE.
AND LISTEN, THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT OUT OF THE MARRIAGE.
- I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
- SO, ULTIMATELY, YOU DID WIN. - I KNOW.
- AND YOU'RE MAKING LEAPS AND BOUNDS, TRUST ME.
I SEE HOW YOU'VE GOTTEN OVER HIM.
AND YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY WHILE I HAVE TO STAY AT WORK.
COULDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH, THOUGH?
DO YOU FEEL BETTER FOR HAVING DONE THAT?
- I DO. OF COURSE I DO.
CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?
- YEAH, YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT.
- DO YOU LIKE HER BETTER THAN ME?
- DO I LIKE HER BETTER THAN YOU? STOP THAT.
- I WANT TO KNOW. YOU HAVE TO ANSWER.
- SHE'S NOT MY FRIEND. SHE WORKS FOR ME.
THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. - SO JUST SAY NO.
- I DON'T CHOOSE PEOPLE TO WORK FOR ME--I CHOOSE MY FRIENDS.
OKAY, YOU ARE A CHOSEN ONE. NOW, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP IT?
- I NEED LOVE RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY, YOU'VE GOT IT. BYE.
- I'M JUST GONNA SHRIVEL UP AND DIE AN OLD MAID.
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE-- IN MY GUESTHOUSE.
- [laughs] HOPEFULLY.
- HELLO, THERE. - HEY, KYLE.
- LOOK HOW CUTE YOU LOOK. - HOW ARE YOU, HONEY?
- I'M GOOD, BUT I'M SCARED OF THESE BEES.
I DON'T WANT TO COME UP THERE. - NO, I HAVE HIVES.
I'M MAKING HONEY. COME.
- I THINK YOLANDA IS LIKE THE DUTCH MARTHA STEWART
OR SOMETHING.
SHE'S PICKING LEMONS IN HER GARDEN AND LAVENDER.
DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH LEMONS? I'M WORRIED.
[both laugh]
I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A LEMONADE STAND OR SOMETHING?
- THE FIRST TIME I DID THE MASTER CLEANSE,
I GOT SO INSPIRED BY THE WAY I WAS FEELING
THAT I WANTED TO HAVE ORGANIC LEMONS.
- I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
I THINK YOU WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD.
I DO. - I DID.
I WAS INTRODUCED TO THE MASTER CLEANSE,
WHICH IS A CLEANSE THAT YOU DO WITH LEMONS.
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T EAT FOR TEN DAYS,
AND YOU JUST REALLY CLEANSE YOUR ENTIRE BODY,
WHICH REALLY REBOOTS YOUR METABOLISM
AND YOUR BRAIN, YOU KNOW, CHEMICALS
AND ALL OF THAT.
I JUST FELT SO GOOD DOING THAT
THAT I'M OBSESSED WITH LEMONS.
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE SOME... - YEAH.
- JUST SO YOU SEE WHAT GOES IN IT?
- I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO TRY WHAT IT TASTES LIKE,
'CAUSE I WANTED TO DO THIS.
- SO, IF YOU DO THE LEMONS, I WILL MEASURE THE REST.
AND, UM, I'LL GET SOME WATER FOR YOU TO USE.
- CAN'T WE JUST DO A COOKIE CLEANSE OR SOMETHING?
- SO WE HAVE THE LEMON. WE HAVE THE MAPLE SYRUP.
AND WE'LL PUT...
A LITTLE TEASPOON OF CAYENNE PEPPER.
WHAT CAYENNE PEPPER DOES, IT SPEEDS UP THE METABOLISM.
OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
THE BEST THING ABOUT IT IS THAT YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
YOU CAN LOSE, LIKE, TEN POUNDS.
- WELL, HELLO? WHY DO YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS?
- TO BE HEALTHY.
- YEAH, YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
- CHEERS. - CHEERS.
THIS DOES NOT TASTE BAD.
I'LL DO THIS CLEANSE... UNTIL I GET BACK HOME TODAY.
I AM STUFFED.
[both laughing]
- YOU'RE FUNNY.
SO HOW IS KIMBERLY DOING?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I INVITED HER, LIKE, THREE--
THREE TIMES TO COME AND DO THIS WITH HER,
BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED HER TO, YOU KNOW,
GET HEALTHY AND FEEL GOOD.
AND I SAID-- - WEREN'T YOU GUYS--
YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN OJAI.
- YEAH, SO WE SAID-- YEAH.
LET'S DO THE MASTER CLEANSE.
SHE HASN'T SHOWN UP. - DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
SHE'S LIKE-- SHE DOES THAT WITH ME TOO.
- YOU KNOW, ONCE, OKAY. TWO TIMES, NOT SO GOOD.
- THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT? - THREE STRIKES, WELL--
- WHAT? MY SISTER? NO.
SHE'S DEFINITELY STRONGER, IN A MUCH BETTER PLACE.
BUT WE STILL HAVE OUR MOMENTS, YOU KNOW?
I KEPT THINKING, "OH, THAT'S IT. IT'S ALL GONNA BE GREAT NOW."
- YEAH, IT DOESN'T. - BUT IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
- NO, NO. AND IT TAKES TIME.
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW. IT'S WEIRD.
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS LITTLE, SHE WAS, LIKE, MY HERO.
I USED TO THINK SHE WAS MAGIC... - AW.
- BECAUSE WHEN SHE WAS--
DID YOU EVER SEE THE MOVIE ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN?
- NO. - SHE HAD POWERS...
AND SHE COULD MAKE THINGS, YOU KNOW, APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR,
AND SHE WOULD, YOU KNOW, GO LIKE THIS WITH HER HANDS
AND, YOU KNOW...
SO, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I REALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS MAGIC.
AND IF MY MOM WOULDN'T GET ME SOMETHING,
I'D SAY, "WELL, KIMMY'S GONNA GET IT FOR ME."
- THAT'S SO CUTE. - SHE REALLY DID LOOK AFTER ME.
SHE WAS MY HERO.
BUT WHEN WE WOULD FIGHT,
SHE WOULD, LIKE, DIG HER NAILS IN ME, DRAW BLOOD.
I WOULD BITE HER.
IT WAS LIKE-- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HORRIBLE.
- THAT'S FUNNY.
- SO I GUESS WE'VE ALWAYS HAD THAT RELATIONSHIP.
IT MAKES ME REALLY SAD THE WAY KIM AND I ARGUE--
REALLY SAD.
- KYLE, I'VE HEARD YOU... FIVE TIMES.
HEARD YOU! BLAH! DONE THAT.
WOW.
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE TO ME.
- I'M NOT. - YEAH, YOU ARE.
- YOU JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME THING.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA TAKE TIME
TO GET TO A VERY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.
IT'S NOT JUST GONNA COME OVERNIGHT.
KIM WILL ALWAYS BE WHO KIM IS.
SHE'S GOT TO LET HER, YOU KNOW, WALK HER OWN PATH.
SHE'S YOUR SISTER, AND SHE DESERVES TO HAVE YOU CLOSE,
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY HER ROCK. - THANK YOU.
- IF WE CAN ONLY GET HER THROUGH TEN DAYS OF THIS,
IT WILL CHANGE HER CHOICES IN HER LIFE.
I PROMISE YOU. I FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT IT.
- YEAH. TELL HER. BETTER YOU THAN ME.
- THAT'S A NORMAL THING.
- DO YOU THINK I'LL LOSE WEIGHT BY TOMORROW
IF I HAVE THIS TODAY? - NO.
- DAMN.
- I MADE THESE COOKIES. DON'T TELL!
I MADE THESE COOKIES.
[doorbell rings]
HELLO. - HEY, KIM, HOW ARE YOU?
- [laughing]
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? - I FEEL GOOD.
- GOOD, GOOD SEEING YOU. - REALLY GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
GARY'S A LIFE COACH.
SOMETIMES WHEN I GET BAFFLED,
HE JUST COMES ON IN AND PUTS IN HIS TWO CENTS.
- I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR FOUR OR FIVE YEARS NOW.
AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU, YOU LOOK SO AMAZING RIGHT NOW.
YOU ARE SO CLEAR AND SO BEAUTIFUL.
I MEAN, YOUR AURA'S JUST WONDERFUL, I'M TELLING YOU.
YOU REALLY ARE. - [squeals]
- NO, YOU'RE MAKING LEAPS AND BOUNDS.
AND THAT'S A WONDERFUL THING.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. I REALLY AM.
YOU KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING.
- GARY HELPS ME COPE, COMMUNICATE, FIND STRUCTURE,
AND... [inhales deeply]
[exhales deeply] BREATHE.
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT I COULD--
WE'VE DISCUSSED THAT I COULD BE ANGRY ABOUT,
THAT I HAVE RESENTMENT-- THAT I COULD HAVE RESENTMENT.
IF I DON'T LET THOSE RESENTMENTS AND THAT ANGER GO,
IT WILL BURDEN AND WEIGH ME DOWN EVERY SINGLE DAY.
- YOU'LL BE A DRUNK IN THE CORNER SOMEWHERE.
- I'LL BE A DRUNK IN THE CORNER.
BUT I FEEL LIKE, WITH KYLE,
I'M SO...
MAD.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE SHE'S THE SAME PERSON.
I MISS HER. - YEAH.
IT'S NOT THAT SHE'S NOT THE SAME--YOU'RE NOT THE SAME.
YOU'RE NOT DRUNK.
NO, IT'S NOT MAYBE. YOU'RE NOT DRUNK.
YOU'RE SEEING WITH CLEAR EYES NOW.
YOU HAD A PROBLEM. SHE COULDN'T DEAL WITH IT.
IT'S OVER WITH NOW.
WORK IT OUT AND CONTINUE TO GO AND GO ON.
- I-I'M HURT BY WHAT SHE DID TO ME.
I AM.
YOU STOLE MY *** HOUSE!
- [bleep] YOU FOR TALKING LIKE THAT.
- STOP IT!
- YOU ARE A LIAR AND SICK AND AN ALCOHOLIC.
- STOP IT, STOP IT. - OKAY?
YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC.
- IF YOU LOVE ANYBODY AND YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A PROBLEM,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T GO
TO THEM IN PRIVATE...
AND SAY, "I LOVE YOU, AND I'M WORRIED."
I WAS NOT WELL. I WAS IN A REALLY BAD PLACE.
AND I JUST KEPT THINKING,
"SISTERS DON'T DO THAT TO SISTERS."
- SHE'S NOT UNDERSTANDING YOU.
SHE DIDN'T GO WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH.
SHE'S THINKING THAT ONCE YOU COME OUT OF THE REHAB,
YOU'RE KIM AGAIN, ALL OF THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
EVEN NOW AS WE TALK, YOU'RE STILL CARRYING BAGGAGE.
AND IT TAKES A WHILE TO GET THAT BAGGAGE OUT.
THE BOND IS FRAGILE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
IT'S TIME TO SAY, "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
"LET'S CUT THE BULL[bleep] OUT.
"LET'S FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT THE SITUATION IS.
LET'S MAKE AMENDS AND GO ON."
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,
YOU'RE GONNA BE RIGHT HERE IN THE SAME PLACE.
- WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY SORT OF REAL RELATIONSHIP,
AND OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION.
- YOU'RE DOING WELL.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU AT THIS POINT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND I WILL SAY A PRAYER THAT YOU DON'T SLIP BACK WITH ONE DRINK.
THAT ONE DRINK WILL JUST-- IT'LL [bleep] YOUR WORLD UP.
- COMING UP...
- I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES. - COME ON, DARLING.
- I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES. - COME ON!
- THAT IS SO CUTE!
- GOOD JOB. MAKE SURE IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
HELLO. HI. - HI, LISA, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- DO ME A FAVOR.
GET FRANCIS OUT OF THE KITCHEN, WILL YOU?
- OF COURSE. - OKAY.
HOW WAS LUNCH?
- IT WAS BUSY. - GOOD.
[sighs] - LET ME GO GRAB HIM FOR YOU.
- I'D LOVE A CUP OF TEA AS WELL.
- CUP OF TEA? - YEP.
- CREAM, SUGAR? - MILK, 2%.
- HI, LISA. - HEY!
- HOW ARE YOU? VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- LIVING THE DREAM, WAKING UP IN THE MORNING.
- ARE YOU?
- THAT'S ALL I CAN ASK FOR, YEAH.
- WHAT'S THE DREAM? - THE DREAM IS--
- I THOUGHT THE DREAM WAS WAKING UP WITH BRANDI.
- WELL, YEAH. - THAT'S ANOTHER DREAM.
SIT DOWN. WHAT'S GOING ON?
- YOU WANT TO ORDER SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- NO, I'M JUST HAVING A CUP OF TEA.
- I DO HAVE A GREAT SPECIAL THAT I WANT YOU TO TRY.
- YOU DO? BUT LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT IT.
- YOU GOT IT. DEFINITELY.
- OR A QUICK BITE.
- I'LL BRING IT BACK OUT. YOU HAVE TO.
- OKAY, GOOD. - MORE THAN ONE.
- OKAY.
- ROCIO. - YES, MR. KEN?
- WE GOT TO HURRY UP.
SHE'LL BE HOME IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.
- OKAY.
- IN OUR NEW HOME, LISA'S BEEN WORKING LIKE A TROJAN--
DESIGNING, ORDERING FABRICS.
I WANT TO SURPRISE HER WITH JUST SOMETHING SPECIAL.
IT'S LOOKING GOOD. - YEAH? YOU LIKE IT?
- YEAH. - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE NICE.
- THERE WE GO.
- OKEYDOKEY. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT IT.
- IT'S SUPER-- - HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE?
- I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
- SO THIS IS JUST ONE OF YOUR OWN INVENTIONS?
- THIS IS MY VERSION OF A CALIFORNIA ROLL.
I'M USING BEEF-- LIKE, I FLATTENED THE BEEF.
AND THEN I ROLLED CRAB RISOTTO.
- MMM.
MMM.
I'M LOVING THIS.
- IT'S SO GOOD. - MM-HMM.
I LOVE THAT. - ANY DESSERT?
- HOW ABOUT TEMPURA BANANA SPLIT?
- I'M WEARING MY WHITE TROUSERS. - OKAY.
- I LOOKED AT MY BUTT THIS MORNING
AND THOUGHT, "THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ANY BANANA SPLIT IN HERE."
- OKAY. THANK YOU. GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- ARE WE GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT FOR DINNER?
- YEAH, I WILL BE IN TONIGHT.
I'LL BE IN TO HAVE A QUICK MOSEY AROUND.
- YOU GOT IT. PLEASURE. - ALL RIGHT.
- DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA LIKE THIS?
- YEAH, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
- I'M HOPING THAT MY PROJECT WILL INSPIRE
SOME ROMANCE AS WELL.
THIS'LL BE A NICE SURPRISE FOR HER, I THINK, DON'T YOU?
- YEAH. REALLY.
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. [both laugh]
- WELL, SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL AT HEART.
- YEAH. - IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
LIKE, WITH THE FLOWERS,
IF SOME OF THEM ARE DROOPING, TAKE THEM OUT.
TELL HER--IT'S ANGELA'S JOB-- TAKE THEM OUT,
BREAK THEM OFF, AND PUT THEM BACK IN.
BUT I'VE GOT TO HAVE SOMEBODY WHO'S ON IT.
LOOK AT THIS. I MEAN, THAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE.
SHOULD IT? - NOPE.
- WELL, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING IT?
NO, NO. OKAY, WE'RE ALL GOOD.
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, BUT THANK YOU.
- OF COURSE. - BUT KEEP ON IT, PLEASE.
- WE GOT TO HURRY UP,
'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
- OKAY.
- AND I WANT TO GET CHANGED,
AND THEN PUT GIGGY IN HIS PINK SUIT.
- HELLO? [door closes]
HELLO?
- IS THAT YOU, BABY? I'M HERE.
- HEY. HI. - HOW WAS IT?
- IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS FINE.
ARE YOU TWO COORDINATED? WHO GOT DRESSED FIRST?
HEY, JIG, YOU LITTLE SEXY MAN.
- I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
- GO ON, THEN, DROP YOUR TROUSERS.
[chuckles] JUST KIDDING.
- YOU SAW THAT THIS MORNING. OVER THIS WAY, BABY.
THIS WAY.
COME ON, DARLING.
- I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES. - COME ON, DARLING.
- I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES. - COME ON!
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
COME WITH ME. JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES.
- WHAT? NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME. I DON'T LIKE IT.
- CLOSE YOUR EYES. - NO, I'M OPENING THEM.
- JUMP! - OKAY, THAT'S IT.
- I MADE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
- WHAT? - THIS.
YOUR FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.
- [laughing] THAT IS SO CUTE!
THAT IS SO CUTE!
- WHEN WE WERE FIRST MARRIED,
WE USED TO HAVE AN OLD SWING IN THE BACKYARD,
AND I USED TO PUSH HER. AND SHE USED TO LOVE THAT.
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO *** THE HOUSE, I--
- OH, I LOVE THIS! THIS IS SO CUTE!
OH, MY GOD! OH, DID YOU DO THAT?
- YEAH, I DID THAT.
AND I DID THIS. - OH, I LOVE THIS!
- SIT DOWN, BABY.
- THIS IS WHY I MARRIED YOU. - SIT DOWN.
- I LOVE THIS. - SIT DOWN.
- OKAY, PUSH ME. - FOR SURE.
- WHEN DID YOU DO THIS? I'VE ONLY BEEN GONE TWO HOURS.
- WELL, NO, YOU'VE BEEN GONE ABOUT SIX HOURS.
- [laughing]
OH, MY GOD, JIG!
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
[laughing]
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
- I MADE IT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO SO THAT...
- I LOVE IT. - YOU CAN RIDE WITH JIG.
- I THOUGHT WHEN THE CHILDREN LEFT HOME,
MAYBE WE WOULD TRY SWINGING.
I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT-- - OH, NO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS THIS YEAR?
- WHAT? TIME FOR THAT--
- IT'S OUR 30TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
- YES, I KNOW. - SO...
- I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN.
- I THINK WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING SPECIAL.
- LIKE WHAT? - WE SHOULD RENEW OUR VOWS...
ON OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? - OH, DARLING.
- WELL, YOU CAN RENEW YOURS AT LEAST.
- [laughs]
DO WE HAVE TO DO THAT CONSUMMATION THING AGAIN?
- WELL, OF COURSE. WHY NOT?
IN THIS DAY AND AGE,
PEOPLE SOMETIMES DON'T LAST 30 MINUTES.
- IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT... - YES?
- IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT... - OH, GOOD.
IT'S A YES. IT'S A YES, JIG!
- THIS IS WHY I BLOODY LOVE YOU.
OKAY, PUSH ME AGAIN.
THIS IS GONNA BE A FULL-TIME JOB FOR YOU.
- COMING UP...
- ADRIENNE AND PAUL ARE...
SUING ME.
- WHAT?
- I LOVE YOU, GIRLS!
DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
HOW ARE YOU?
- VERY GOOD. YOURSELF?
- VERY WELL, THANK YOU.
TONIGHT MARISA AND I
ARE HAVING DINNER AT A MOROCCAN RESTAURANT.
I WAS ACTUALLY REALLY EMBARRASSED
ABOUT MY DINNER PARTY.
- DON'T JUST SPEW YOUR LIES.
YOU JUST THROW THINGS OUT THERE AT RANDOM,
WHERE YOU JUST--YOU KNOW YOU GET BACKED IN A CORNER,
AND YOU JUST SAY THINGS. - I'M GONNA LEAVE.
- I WANT HER TO SEE ANOTHER SIDE OF THE GIRLS,
BECAUSE SO FAR,
WHAT SHE'S SEEN IS PRETTY RIDICULOUS.
- HELLO? - HI!
I JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU THAT WE'RE SITTING ON THE FLOOR.
IT'S A RESTAURANT WHERE YOU SIT ON THE FLOOR.
- I FIGURED THAT THAT WOULD BE THE CASE,
BECAUSE IT'S AN INDIAN RESTAURANT.
- MOROCCAN. - ARE YOU WEARING PANTS, RIGHT?
- I DECIDED TO WEAR A LONG DRESS...
'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF I'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE IN PANTS.
IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE IN THE PANTS,
YOU'RE FINE LIKE THAT.
EACH TIME I INCLUDE KIM IN A DINNER,
MY FIRST WORRY IS ALWAYS THAT SHE'S NOT GONNA SHOW UP.
AND THEN WHEN SHE DOES SHOW UP, I'M JUST HOPING WE DON'T FIGHT.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, KY. - OKAY, LOVE YOU. BYE.
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
- HELLO? - [British accent] HELLO.
[normal voice] I WANTED TO REMIND YOU
THAT WE'RE GONNA BE SITTING ON THE FLOOR,
SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO WEAR A REALLY SHORT SKIRT
AND SKIP THE UNDERWEAR TONIGHT.
- [speaks indistinctly]
[both laughing]
AND I SUPPOSE ADRIENNE'S STILL M.I.A.?
- ADRIENNE AND PAUL ARE IN NEW YORK, SO...
YOU KNOW, THAT OBVIOUSLY WOULD'VE BEEN AWKWARD--
THE WHOLE BRANDI SITUATION.
SO THAT SAVED US ANY AWKWARDNESS.
- ALL RIGHT, THEN, DARLING. WELL, I WILL SEE YOU LATER.
- TA-TA! - BYE!
- OKAY, BYE, PAULIE.
I SAW YOU DRIVE UP, SO... - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!
- THANK YOU! - I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS DRESS.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.
- YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
- OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THAT.
OKAY.
- SO HOLD ON-- - KIM IS COMING TONIGHT.
- OH, GOOD. SO I'LL GET TO MEET HER.
- YOU'VE NEVER MET KIM? - NO.
NO, BECAUSE WHEN YOU AND I WERE HANGING OUT,
SHE WAS LIVING IN THE DESERT.
- OH, MY GOSH. - SO I'VE NEVER MET HER.
- I NEVER REALIZED YOU DIDN'T MEET KIM.
- MM-MM. ARE YOU AND KIM CLOSE NOW OR--?
- KIM AND ME-- LIKE, WE WILL GET ALONG GREAT,
WE'LL LAUGH AND HAVE FUN. - YEAH.
- AND OTHER TIMES, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
- MY SISTER--SHE ACTS LIKE MY PARENTS SOMETIMES.
THAT'S WHAT I DO. - YEAH.
- AND KIM DOESN'T LIKE THAT.
- YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE...
THE SHE WON'T WANT TO SHARE ANYTHING WITH YOU.
- TOO LATE.
[both laughing]
WE'RE HOSTING THE DINNER IN THE PRIVATE ROOM.
THANK YOU.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS GREAT. - PERFECT!
- LOOK HOW BIG IT IS.
- OH, MY GOD, WE COULD'VE JUST DONE THIS AT MOHAMMED'S HOUSE.
OKAY, SO LET'S PUT OUT THE PLACE CARDS.
- OKAY, SO-- WAIT. HOW ARE YOU PLACING?
- I KNOW PEOPLE SOMETIMES LIKE TO SEPARATE HUSBANDS AND WIVES,
BUT I LIKE TO SIT WITH MY HUSBAND.
- OKAY.
NO, I GET IT. I AGREE.
- HOW DOES THAT LOOK NEXT TO IT?
- HELLO. - HEY!
- HI! - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
- YOU HAVE, LIKE, A DIFFERENT LOOK EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.
- I'M TRYING. - OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.
- THE RED LIPSTICK. - I'M TRYING NEW THINGS.
- IT LOOKS GOOD. - WELL, THANK YOU.
YOU GUYS TOO.
- AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
- I WANTED A MOROCCAN OUTFIT, AND I WAS JUST--
- THIS WAS LAST-MINUTE. I HAD IT IN MY CLOSET.
MY SISTER WAS OVER, AND I WAS TRYING ON ANOTHER DRESS.
- OH, SURE, YOU DID. - NO, I DID.
- "I JUST THREW THIS OLD THING ON."
- THIS OLD THING. - NO.
- WE'RE ALL SO PRETTY. - YEAH. THANK YOU!
- THIS IS PAUL, MARISA.
YOU HAVE A PAUL TOO? YOUR PAUL.
- THAT'S MY PAUL. - NOT THAT PAUL.
- THAT'S MY BROTHER PAUL.
- TRUST ME, I KNOW. MY LAWYER TOLD ME.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I HAD TO GET A LAWYER TODAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WHAT HAPPENED? WAIT. SIT DOWN.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
- ADRIENNE AND PAUL ARE...
SUING ME.
- WHAT?
- I MEAN, THEY WANT MY LEASED HOUSE?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. - YEAH.
- ADRIENNE HAS HIRED A LAWYER WHO'S THREATENING TO SUE ME
IF I DON'T GO TO A MEETING AND SIGN A PIECE OF PAPER
SAYING THAT I WON'T TALK ABOUT HER AND HER FAMILY EVER AGAIN.
IS SHE SUING ME? IS SHE THREATENING TO SUE ME?
IS SHE--DID I HAVE TO HIRE A LAWYER TO DEFEND MYSELF?
I DID.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO MOVING FORWARD
EXCEPT TO APOLOGIZE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- MM-HMM. - YEAH.
I DON'T THINK YOU FEEL VERY INSPIRED
TO CALL AND APOLOGIZE NOW.
- THEY WANT ME TO GO TO A MEETING ON FRIDAY.
IF I DON'T GO, I'LL BE SERVED WITH PAPERS.
AND SO I GOT A LAWYER TODAY, AND I SPENT $2,000.
I ALREADY HAVE LAWYERS' BILLS UP THE *** FROM MY EX.
- RIGHT.
- UM, IT JUST MAKES ME VERY NERVOUS.
- HELLO. HI.
- OH, THERE'S YOLANDA. - HEY, SEXY MAMA!
- CHEERS. - OKAY, CHEERS.
- CHEERS. CHEERS. CHEERS. I KNOW.
- HELLO! LET ME SEE YOU!
MAMA! - MWAH!
- HELLO! HI, GIRLS.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
I ALWAYS GET NERVOUS LATELY
TO GO TO SEE--YOU KNOW, MY SISTER'S GONNA BE THERE.
AND THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN THAT GREAT WITH MY SISTER LATELY.
THEY HAVEN'T BEEN BAD.
THEY JUST HAVEN'T BEEN... GOOD.
- WHAT A GOOD IDEA! - RIGHT?
- PERFECT! HI.
YOU LOOK PRETTY. - THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.
- HI, KIM. I'M MARISA.
- HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T MET.
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR--
- 'CAUSE I'VE KNOW KYLE FOREVER, BUT I NEVER MET YOU.
- WHAT'S IN YOUR HAIR? - HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
- HI.
- IS DIMITRI COMING?
- NO, HE'S IN DALLAS WITH HIS SON.
- AW. - YEAH, HE'S--
- I MEAN, BAD, BUT GOOD. - YEAH, DADDY DUTY.
- DADDY DUTY.
- HI, BABY. - YEAH, I WANT THOSE TOO.
- HI! I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.
HI, BABY! - HI, I'M PAUL.
- I'M CAMILLE. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS MY BROTHER PAUL. - HI.
HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- DID YOU SAY HI TO MAURICE? - YEAH.
- MAURICE IS RIGHT THERE. - PLEASURE.
- HOW ARE YOU, KIM? - I'M GOOD.
- HOW WAS YOUR WEEK? - IT WAS GOOD.
- IT WAS GOOD? - YEAH, I HAD A GOOD WEEK.
- YOU LOOK GREAT... - THANK YOU. YOU TOO.
- AND HEALTHY AND HAPPY. - I FEEL IT, FEEL GOOD.
- I ACTUALLY WAS OUT WITH YOLANDA AT HER HOUSE--
- OH, MY GOD. - WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU.
- WAITING FOR ME?
- WELL, YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
TO DO THE MASTER CLEANSE THING.
SO I WENT OUT THERE, AND WE DID IT TOGETHER.
- OH, HOW DID THAT GO? HOW DID THAT GO?
- SHE SENT ME THE BOOKLET FOR YOU.
- WHEN WAS I SUPPOSED TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE?
- DON'T TELL ME LIKE--
OF COURSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME.
- NO.
WHEN WAS I SUPPOSED TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE?
- WE PINKIE SWORE, YOU AND I,
THAT WE WERE GONNA DO THE MASTER CLEANSE TOGETHER.
REMEMBER?
- YEAH, BUT WE HAVEN'T MADE A DATE ON IT.
WHEN WAS I SUPPOSED TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE?
[clicks tongue]
I WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE.
- YEAH, WE MADE A DATE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
WE DIDN'T MAKE PLANS ONCE. WE MADE IT THREE TIMES.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T JUST SUCK THAT OUT OF MY THUMB.
BUT, YOU KNOW...
- I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. I CAN'T DO THAT.
- YOU CAN'T DO THE MASTER CLEANSE ANYMORE?
- NO. - WHY?
- JUST BECAUSE...I CAN'T. - WHY?
YOU SAY THAT. LET US KNOW WHY.
- WELL, NO, I MEAN, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
IT'S JUST--MY BODY IS NOT--
I'M SUPPOSED TO EAT,
AND NOT TO EAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD FOR ME RIGHT NOW.
- WHY?
- FOR MY METABOLISM AND MY BODY.
IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD IDEA. - OH.
- SHE MAY NOT WANT TO EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM MY SISTER KIM.
- I JUST--I CAN'T.
COMING UP...
- SHE SAID SOMETHING.
SHE'S ADMITTING SHE'S WRONG.
- TO EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ADRIENNE.
I MEAN, I THINK IT'S EVEN STUPID
THAT WE'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS.
THAT'S THE REALITY. - LET ME [bleep] TALK!
- YOU KNOW, WITH THE CAYENNE PEPPER,
THAT GETS YOUR VEINS PUMPING.
[bells jingling]
OH, HI.
IS SHE FLIRTING WITH ME?
[bells jingling, clapping] - OH, I CAN DO THIS.
[indistinct talking]
- OH, WOW.
- YOU KNOW, I WAS MARRIED TO AN ARAB MAN.
I LOVE BELLY DANCERS.
IT'S A BIG PART OF THE ARABIC CULTURE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THERE YOU GO.
- KYLE--I KNOW KYLE CAN DO THIS.
- YOU'RE GONNA GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, GIRL.
- I ONLY TAKE 100s.
HONEY, IF THAT WAS ANY LESS THAN 100,
DON'T BOTHER ME.
I CAN DO THAT.
- YOU GOT TO BE REALLY HEALTHY
BECAUSE YOUR DAUGHTERS NEED YOU AROUND, YOU KNOW?
- YOU SHOULD COME WORK OUT WITH ME TOMORROW.
IT'LL BE FUN. - YEAH, I WILL.
- I'VE HAD MY TRAINER FOR NINE YEARS.
SHE'S AMA-- - THE SAME PERSON?
- YEAH.
- WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE DINNER,
AND KIM DECIDES SHE WANTS TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK WITH ME.
- I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU. - NO, YOU DIDN'T!
YOU MISSED THE FLIGHT. YOU MISSED THE BOAT.
YOU MISSED THE BUS.
WHATEVER THE THING-- AND THEN YOU GET MAD AT ME.
FOR SO MANY YEARS, I WANTED KIM TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE HURT THAT SHE CAUSED MY FAMILY AND ME
WITH HER DRINKING.
- I'M NOT GONNA GO BACK TO YESTERDAY OR WHY--WHATEVER.
WE'RE HERE, SO...
- WELL, IT'S BULL[bleep]. - I'M RIGHT HERE.
- IT'S NOT BULL[bleep]. - IT IS BULL[bleep].
- OKAY.
- AND HER APOLOGIZING TO ME,
IF SHE DOESN'T STAY SOBER,
DOESN'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING, DOES IT?
AND I'M SORRY I DON'T HANDLE THINGS
AS WELL AS I SHOULD SOMETIMES.
- DO WE HAVE A WAITER?
- [laughing]
- SHE GOES, "DO WE HAVE A WAITER?"
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- MM. LISER!
- WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME THAT?
- THEY NEED SOME ***-KICKING GOING ON BACK THERE,
AND YOU'RE THE ONE TO DO IT. - I KNOW, RIGHT?
- GO BACK THERE AND KICK SOME VILLA BLANCA ***.
- THAT DOESN'T CURE IT OVERNIGHT, THOUGH.
THAT'S WHAT I REALIZED. AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
AND I REALIZED IT DOESN'T.
- I UNDERSTAND THAT.
- WHEN I DO SEE YOU, MAYBE I AM COLD...
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN HURT.
AM I 100% CONVINCED SHE'LL STAY SOBER?
NO, NOT YET.
THAT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME.
[indistinct background conversation]
- YOU KNOW?
I JUST NEED YOU TO--
I WANT TO EXPLORE MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MY SISTER,
AND WE NEED TO BECOME FRIENDS AGAIN.
WE HAVE TO START THERE.
WE NEED TO BE SISTERS AGAIN.
- I AGREE.
- THANK YOU, SIR. OW!
- OW, THAT'S NICE. NOW WE'RE TALKING.
THERE IS NOT A LOT OF ARABIC CULTURE
GOING ON HERE AT ALL.
- I CAN'T EAT THIS WITH MY FINGERS.
I CAVE. GIVE ME A FLIPPIN' FORK. - I WILL.
- WOW, IT'S HOT.
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.
- [laughing]
- YOLANDA, WHERE'S DAVID TONIGHT?
- HE'S WITH BARBARA STREISAND TONIGHT.
- OH, HOW FUN. - SHE WAS AT THE HOUSE.
THEY WERE REHEARSING FOR AN EVENT NEXT WEEK.
- YOU KNOW THAT KIM AND I DID A MOVIE WITH HER HUSBAND?
WE PLAYED SISTERS IN A MOVIE--
JAMES BROLIN.
HE'S SO HANDSOME.
I EVEN KNEW HE WAS HANDSOME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
REMEMBER HOW HANDSOME HE WAS? - I NEVER THOUGHT HE WAS.
NO, JUST JOKING. - HONEY, I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD.
MY GOD. - HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
- JEALOUS?
- NOW THAT I'M READY TO DATE, GET OUT THERE AND FIND ME A KEN.
- THEY DON'T EXIST. - OR A LISA.
- [laughing] ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
ARE YOU A LESBIAN FOR LISA? - YOU WILL MEET SOMEBODY.
YOU WILL, BUT IT'S-- - LISER.
- FOR ME, IT'S TAKEN SOME TIME, NOT BECAUSE...
I DON'T WANT SOMEONE IN MY LIFE,
BUT BECAUSE I HAVE AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT
OF FEELING LIKE--IT STILL FEELS LIKE CHEATING TO ME...
IN A WEIRD WAY,
LIKE I SHOULDN'T BE WITH SOMEONE YET.
- IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T--
YOU CAN'T CARRY THE GUILT FOR WHAT HE'S DONE.
THAT WAS HIS CHOICE.
- IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO GO AND DATE.
IT'S NOT A BAD THING. - YES.
- NO, BUT THERE'S A GUILT THAT'S ASSOCIATED WITH IT.
- I WAS GUN-SHY IN THE BEGINNING TOO.
- I UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T.
- BUT YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T, 'CAUSE IT DOES HELP.
- BUT I FEEL, IN A WAY, BECAUSE HE'S GONE...
- YOU'RE CARRYING THE GUILT. - AND I...
- WELL, BECAUSE OF THE WAY IT HAPPENED.
- LOVED HIM. - I KNOW.
AND IT WAS THE WAY IT HAPPENED.
- AND I HATE HIM AT THE SAME TIME.
AND I'M MAD AT HIM.
AND HE LIED TO ME.
- BECAUSE HE DID THE MOST SELFISH ACT--
HE DID THE MOST SELFISH ACT A PERSON CAN DO--
IS TAKE ONE'S LIFE. - HE LIED TO ME.
AND HE'S LIED TO EVERYONE IN HIS LIFE.
AND I FOUGHT ALL THOSE BATTLES FOR HIS LIES
FOR ALL THIS TIME.
MY DAUGHTER STILL GOES, "MOMMY, CAN WE GO ON OUR PLANE AGAIN?"
AND I'M LIKE, "BABY, THERE'S NO PLANE."
SO MUCH OF MY LIFE WAS NOTHING BUT A BIG LIE
THAT IT'S ALMOST BETTER THAT IT'S GONE,
AND I'M OKAY WITH IT. - WELL, YOU'RE STARTING FRESH.
ANEW.
- NEW LIFE! - NEW LIFE.
- I SETTLED MY LAWSUIT. - YOU DID?
CONGRATULATIONS! OH, THAT'S JUST SO AWESOME.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU THAT THAT'S OVER.
- IT'S OVER. I GET TO GO BACK TO BE, LIKE...
- YOU GET TO BREATHE,
AND NOW YOU CAN START LIVING YOUR LIFE AGAIN.
- I KNOW. IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR.
- YOU'RE STARTING OVER, AND I'M STARTING OUT.
- STARTING OUT WITH--OH.
COURT. - I'M TALKING ABOUT ADRIENNE.
- YOU OBVIOUSLY THINK IT'S WRONG, WHAT BRANDI SAID.
BUT WITH THAT SAID, IT'S DONE.
SO WHAT IS SHE SUING FOR NOW?
I MEAN, WHAT DOES BRANDI HAVE THAT SHE CAN GET?
- WELL, I THINK IT'S TO INTIMIDATE HER.
LIKE, TO SAY, "DON'T TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN."
- I DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT ADRIENNE'S INTIMIDATING BRANDI
WITH HER FINANCIAL POWER.
- GETTING LAWYERS IS... - RIDICULOUS.
- WHEN YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DISCUSSION.
- YOURSELF, YEAH.
- IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE DISCUSSION,
YOU CALL THE LAWYER, SO I MEAN--
- WOULD YOU EVER? - NO, NEVER. EVER. NEVER.
- SHE DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING. SHE'S TRYING TO SURVIVE HERSELF.
SUE FOR WHAT?
I MEAN, WE KNOW ADRIENNE'S COME FROM A KIND OF FAMILY OF MONEY.
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
SHE ALREADY SPENT $2,000 TODAY
JUST TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE A LETTER.
- AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MONEY.
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, BUT IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS--
- EVERYBODY'S MADE MISTAKES. WE'VE ALL SAID THINGS.
- BUT IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY SOMETHING,
THEN YOU ALSO GOT TO HAVE THE BALLS
TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL
AND SAY, "HEY, I [bleep] UP. I MADE A MISTAKE.
LET'S HAVE A COFFEE. LET'S TALK IT OUT."
- AND I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT, AND I GET THAT,
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT FULLY AND COMPLETELY.
- RIGHT, BUT IT DIDN'T NEED TO BE SAID.
- NO, OF COURSE. YOU'RE RIGHT, AND I--
- AND THAT'S THE REALITY.
- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID
THAT I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID IF I'M GONNA SAY SORRY--
I HAD THIS CONVERSATION WITH FAYE AND EVERYONE ELSE.
IF I'M GONNA SAY SORRY, I'M GONNA SAY IT TO ADRIENNE
AT THIS POINT, BUT NOW--
- HAVE YOU SAID IT TO ADRIENNE?
- WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO.
HER LAWYER-- THEY'RE SUING ME NOW.
- [sighs] I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A FIGHT,
SO I'M NOT GONNA GET INVOLVED WITH THIS.
- BUT I'VE HEARD FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE--
EVERY ACTUALLY PERSON HERE-- THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.
- EXCEPT FOR ME.
- I KNOW THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE SUBJECT.
YOU'VE ALREADY ADMITTED THAT YOU ARE WRONG
FOR SAYING WHAT YOU SAID.
I THINK THEY'RE JUST SAYING THAT--JUST CALL HER MAYBE.
- I'VE TRIED TO CALL HER,
AND THEN HER LAWYER GAVE US A LETTER.
- WELL, YOU CAN CALL EVEN IF YOU GET AN ATTORNEY'S LETTER.
- YES, 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY'RE REALLY PURSUING--
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I'VE RECEIVED ATTORNEY'S LETTERS FOR A LOT OF THINGS.
I PICKED UP THE PHONE, I MADE THE PHONE CALL,
AND THE ATTORNEY'S LETTER WENT AWAY IN TWO SECONDS.
THAT'S THE REALITY--I MEAN, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES.
- NOW, HOLD ON A SECOND.
WASN'T IT ADRIENNE THAT SAID OVER AND OVER AGAIN
"FRIENDS DON'T SUE FRIENDS," RIGHT?
- THAT WAS WHAT UPSET ME,
IS, LIKE, I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A BIG DEAL
WHEN IT WAS MY [bleep] COMING OUT IN THE GROUP.
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHEN IT'S HER STUFF,
IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL GAME,
AND EVERYBODY SHOULD REACT DIFFERENTLY.
AND MY STUFF WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE HEAVY.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PHYSICAL ABUSE,
AND THERE'S A DEAD MAN INVOLVED.
- YOU HAD NO CHOICE.
- SHE ACTUALLY DID HAVE A CHOICE.
SHE COULD'VE WALKED AWAY.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY IN THAT MARRIAGE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, KIM?
- NOTHING, TAYLOR.
- I'VE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU, SO DON'T RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING--
I'M JUST WATCHING YOU, TAYLOR. - WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE?
- I JUST WANT TO GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
- NO, NO, NO. DON'T...
'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WALK OUT. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
- JUST OVERALL, I CAN'T. - DON'T! DON'T DO THIS.
DON'T DO THIS.
- CALL HER UP AND SAY--
EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T ANSWER YOU THE FIRST TIME, YOU CALL AGAIN.
YOU KEEPING CALLING HER UNTIL YOU SAY--
YOU LEAVE MESSAGES.
SAY, "IT'S BRANDI. I WANT TO HAVE A FACE-TO-FACE."
- I MEAN, I THINK IT'S EVEN STUPID
THAT WE'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS.
THAT'S THE REALITY. - I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS ANYMORE.
I'M NOT GONNA CRY, AND I'M NOT GONNA WALK AWAY.
I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON NOW.
AND WE'RE GONNA SIT HERE.
WE'RE NOT GONNA CRY, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA WALK AWAY.
- I JUST DON'T APPRECIATE ALL THIS.
- AND WE'RE GONNA BE SINGLE WOMEN
WHO CAN GET THROUGH WHATEVER WE'RE DEALT WITH.
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA GO!
LISTEN!
- WE DON'T HAVE THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA WALK AWAY.
WE DON'T HAVE THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
THAT EVERYBODY ELSE HAS.
- WE DON'T HAVE THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT THAT EVERYBODY ELSE HAS.
SO WE HAVE TO BE STRONG. - WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.
- WE OWE THAT TO OURSELVES. - TOTALLY.
- MM-HMM.
- WHY DID SHE SAY IT? - I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE SAID IT.
- WHY DID SHE SAY IT? - I DON'T KNOW!
- TO CREATE [bleep].
- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY SHE SAID IT, SHE SAID IT.
- OF COURSE IT MATTERS WHY IT WAS SAID.
- WHY? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY?
'CAUSE YOU'RE EITHER A GOSSIPER OR YOU'RE NOT A GOSSIPER.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
- OH, THAT'S BULL[bleep], MAURICIO.
- WHAT? - WHAT HAPPENED?
- THAT'S BULL[bleep]. - GO AHEAD.
- SHE SAID IT IN CONVERSATION.
- RIGHT, SO-- TO BE NICE.
- BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY SHE SAID IT.
- OH, SHE SAID IT TO BE A THR--
SHE WAS--SHE WANTED TO BE PLEASANT.
- BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. SHE SAID IT.
- IF THE GUYS START FIGHTING, REALLY,
THEN WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
- SHE SAID IT. - WHY?
- IT DOESN'T MATTER. - JUST TO BE NICE.
- IT'S THE TRUTH. IT'S THE TRUTH. SHE SAID IT.
- WHY DID SHE SAY IT? DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
- NO, I SAID IT BECAUSE-- I WILL TELL YOU.
- SHE JUST SAID IT. - BECAUSE I--
KYLE ASKED ME A QUESTION, AND I'M HONEST.
- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE [bleep] TALKING ABOUT.
- COMING UP... - GO [bleep] YOURSELF!
IT'S ABOUT MY KIDS, AND IT'S ABOUT MY LIFE!
- RIGHT. - SERIOUSLY!
SO JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP!
- DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
- NO, I SAID IT BECAUSE-- I WILL TELL YOU.
- SHE JUST SAID IT. - BECAUSE I--
KYLE ASKED ME A QUESTION, AND I'M HONEST.
- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE [bleep] TALKING ABOUT.
- PICK UP THE PHONE. - REALLY? HOW IS THAT?
I HAVE NOT TALKED TO-- - YOU HAVEN'T TRIED!
- YES, I HAVE.
- REALLY? - YES.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT,
AND IT WENT TO HELL IN A HANDBAG.
WELCOME TO BEVERLY HILLS. [chuckles]
- OKAY.
- MAURICIO, WHEN YOU'RE BEING SUED BY SOMEBODY,
MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO PICK UP THE PHONE,
BECAUSE YOUR LAWYER SAYS, "DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE."
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR ATTORNEY.
- WHY? - HAVE COMMON SENSE.
- SO STRANGE FOR TWO MEN
TO START YELLING AND SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER
OVER A WOMAN'S ISSUE.
GO HAVE A BEER SOMEWHERE.
- YOU'RE ALLOWED TO PICK UP THE PHONE...
- THAT'S YOU, THAT'S YOU. - AND CREATE YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
- NO, BUT THAT'S YOU.
YOU'RE A MAN. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS.
- BUT MAYBE SHE WAS TOLD BY--
- WOMEN ARE AS STRONG AS MEN, OKAY?
I HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS, AND THEY HAVE AMAZING BRAINS.
- EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
SHE'S GOT NO MAN PROTECTING HER.
SHE'S DIVORCED, AND SUDDENLY SOMEBODY'S SUING HER.
- OKAY. - WHAT DOES SHE DO?
- PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL AND APOLOGIZE.
- WHY?
- 'CAUSE EVERYBODY THAT'S TALKING TO HER
IS TELLING HER TO DO THAT.
- ADRIENNE'S NEVER SAID SORRY TO ME--
NOT EVER. - ABOUT WHAT?
- ABOUT--THERE'S A PLETHORA OF THINGS.
- OKAY, SO THAT'S--SO WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP THE PHONE
AND SAY, "ADRIENNE, YOU KNOW WHAT"--
- WHY SHOULD SHE?
- WHY SHOULD SHE PICK UP THE PHONE?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHY--
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STARTED IT ALL.
- I AM? - WELL, ACTUALLY...
THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT BRANDI'S MADE--
SAID THINGS THAT-- WELL, IN MY CASE,
HONESTLY, I'VE HAD SOMETHING SAID ABOUT ME THAT'S UNTRUE.
AND YOU'VE DONE IT A COUPLE TIMES.
SO NOT--AND I'M--
- WELL, IT WASN'T UNTRUE. IT WAS INCORRECT.
YEAH, NO, I MEAN, HONESTLY THERE WAS A PROBLEM.
- BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE, BRANDI.
- BUT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME. - WHAT YOU SAID WAS UNTRUE.
- YOU WERE ATTACKING ME BEFORE THAT.
- THAT'S THE-- THE POINT IS WHAT I'M SAYING--
YOU JUST DON'T THROW THINGS OUT ABOUT PEOPLE.
- DUDE!
ADRIENNE STARTED IT WITH ME. I DIDN'T START IT WITH HER.
PERIOD.
- HOPEFULLY, WE LEARN FROM THESE THINGS--
THAT WE JUST DON'T THROW THINGS OUT ABOUT PEOPLE.
WE TRY TO, LIKE, DEAL WITH THINGS IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
- WELL, EXCUSE ME.
WHEN YOU SAY WE DON'T THROW THINGS OUT ABOUT THINGS--
SO WHERE WAS EVERYBODY WHEN ADRIENNE STARTED SAYING,
"YOU'RE SELLING STORIES"?
I'VE NEVER SOLD A STORY SOLD STORY IN MY LIFE.
- I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A MINUTE.
- AND I WON'T BE ACCUSED OF THAT.
I THINK THAT'S SUCH A [bleep] INSULT.
WELL, DID EVERYBODY JUMP TO MY DEFENSE?
NO. EVERYBODY WAS REALLY QUIET.
SO SHE--IT'S OKAY FOR HER-- - WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO GIVES A [bleep] ABOUT SELLING STORIES?
- I GIVE A [bleep].
- YOU REALLY GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT THAT?
- YEAH, IT'S STILL YOUR INTEGRITY.
I CARE ABOUT THAT. - WHO CARES?
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! LET ME [bleep] TALK!
I DID SAY THAT! I DID SAY IT.
AND WAS I PISSED?
MOTHER[bleep], YES, I WAS PISSED.
SO GO [bleep] YOURSELF!
IT'S ABOUT MY KIDS, AND IT'S ABOUT MY LIFE!
- RIGHT, AND YOU-- - SERIOUSLY!
- AND YOU DESERVE ALL OF THAT. - SO JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP!
- WHO'S READY FOR DESSERT?
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- THIS ONE. - UH-HUH!
- I LOVE IT. AND HOW MUCH IS IT?
- $14,000.
- THE PAINTING IS NOT WORTH $14,000 TO ME.
- WHOA!
- I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOOK AMAZING ON YOUR BAR.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT WAS A PEACE OFFERING OR NOT.
- IF YOU WANT, WE COULD TASTE IT NOW.
- I DON'T WANT TO TASTE IT NOW. I'M GOING.
- JUST WITH BRANDI, I THINK IT WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR.
SHE WAS, YOU KNOW, OUT OF LINE.
IF SHE HAS AN ISSUE WITH ME, THEN CONFRONT ME FACE-TO-FACE.
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,