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The Scary Neighbor (Japan, A.D.1710)
Honey
- Do you hear those noises? - Noises?
You're just imagining it
It's your stomach grumbling or something
My stomach doesn't grumble at this hour I'm hearing something
I have an early day tomorrow Give me a break
You should know by now that your fireman husband has early mornings
I'm going to sleep
Seriously honey, I hear noises
What noises?
It must be...
the dogs or raccoons strollin' outside
They'll go away so just go to sleep will ya?
Hey
Seriously, there're noises
What?
There're noises
Noises?
There're noises so...
it must be
it must be the tiger
- How can it be a tiger? - The tiger's roaming outside going crazy
going like "grrrrrr"
- Go check it out - Why?
- Are you scared? - You kidding me? Hell no
- You're chickening out - Hell no
I'm from Edo. Plus, I'm the city's fireman
I'm like one of Edo's treasures
Let's be honest you don't do that much
Are you serious? Edo'll be a disaster if I'm not around
Honestly, I don't get why firemen have "early mornings" either
- Are you kidding me, we take long to get ready - But there's no fires every morning
- What do you guys mean by "early mornings"? Use your brain. If we get ready after the fire...
the entire Edo city will be burning in flames
You're exaggerating
Do you understand that
because I go like "whoa," we have food to eat everyday
What do you mean by "whoa"
You're a fireman, you don't turn off fires like that
Don't be ridiculous
Because I go ilke "whoa" at work
the citizens know where the fire is
And what I'm trying to say is that it must be a tiger so let's just sleep
But there's so much noise I'm telling you
You know what, seriously, I'm going to sleep
- I hear nothing, nothing, nothing - But the neighbors are being so loud
Geez
The walls are thin
Stop being so sensitive
Be more accepting to others
- Just as I thought. You're scared - Hell no, I'm an Edo man
You keep saying that you're an Edo man
but you're not even originally from Edo
You, you
- Do you know how long I've been in Edo? - I don't know exactly but
- You're one of those shallow kinds - I'm just saying that I married you because
You seemed like an Edo-lite to the bone But you're not even from Edo
For your information,
- Half of the citizens are from the countryside - Whatever, there's this noise I'm telling you
Show me what you got as an Edo-lite Go ahead if you're a real Edo man
And you'll acknowledge me as a true Edo man?
It depends, but yea
- I will treat you as a real Edo man - Alright then
I'll go check it out like a real man
In a bit...
Just tell them
Should I go tough on them?
Yea, they're being really loud
Your fireman hubby is going
What the hell is up with you
Seriously, don't know if you're a tiger or whatever What time do you think it is dude
Keep it up!
Alright
You ***
Or whatever you are, you airhead
You stupid tiger
So it wasn't a tiger
- We're, going to bed, right? - Yes we are
Let's sleep
Good night
Yea, good night