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So, I think I have a weird problem.
Can't be any weirder that when you got your braces stuck on your sweater that one time
in 8th grade.
Well, I was just noticing about how much I noticed ***.
Okay, you can get weirder...
I think it's a real serious problem!
What do you mean by notice? Like your own or others?
Any! I notice that hers are too small and hers are probably fake, and that mine are
starting to need a little lift.
Whoa. I didn't know that you looked at *** like that. Maybe it is a real problem!
I don't know why! I mean it's not like it is a boyish thing, like I'm in love with ***,
but I'm just obsessed with looking at them.
When do you start noticing this problem?
Well, I guess I've always kind of been curious about other girl's ***, and how everyone's
look so different.
What do you mean?
It's like they have their own races. Big nipples, small nipples, large and small areoles, implanted,
reduced, perky, old... you name it, there's a different category.
Okay, you have seriously lost it. I don't know, I think it is a lot like looking at
people's facial features... just a little... you know... lower.
I get it now, they didn't make those shirts that say "My eyes are up here," for men. They
made them for other women that are obsessed with categorizing ***.
Very funny. Those shirts actually draw more attention to that area though. Women know
that.
What am I going to do with you?
Well, now that we've had this conversation. I imagine that you will become like me out
of curiosity.
Yeah right...
(Chants eerily) One of us... one of us..
You're not funny.