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I'm so disappointed with this Kinder Joy...
I've been buying it for years, and it used to be such a fun thing... It was this egg-shaped piece of chocolate,
like this, right... you'd buy it, and eat the shell, which was nice milk chocolate, and inside you'd find a cute little toy.
I liked to collect them, it was fun.
even though I'm... a bit older than a child, but still, it was fun to do.
Now look what Kinder's done! Instead of having that nice, egg-shaped chocolate, they've done this... business.
They have the chocolate off on one side, and it's no longer milk chocolate, it's white chocolate,
which I think is disgusting... and it's really, really soft.
And they've gone really cheap on the toys as well.
Look what they've given me.
What is this toy?! And this is the third egg I bought, hoping I might get a better toy...
This is pathetic! What have they given me, let's see...
Ooh, it's an Ice Age... walkie-talkie, or what the heck is this supposed to be?!
You know... [chuckle] I wanted a car [chuckle]... oh yeah, this is the walkie, this is the... uh... the Ice Age cellphone...
Four pieces of plastic and a string! And I think a couple of stickers to put on it...
to make it look like a cellphone...
Put some serious toys in there! [disgust] If you're at least going to go with the cheap, pathetic chocolate like this,
like this garbage, then at least go nice on the toys, okay!
Put something in there that people want to play with, not stupid little... whatever that is! [disgust]
So, yeah, so disappointed!
Such a rip-off!
This is the fantastic flip phone! [disgust] It gets better... Now I have better signal...
Just a second...
Yeah... hello... Kinder, please get your act together! This is ***! Bye...