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What websites do you want your president to visit?
The Washington Post reports that Mitt Romney spends his free time
browsing 9Gag
Gawker reports that Romney wants to kick every atheist off of Facebook
Mitt Romney wants to watermark your cats photos and install a *** filter on
every new computer
Does that sound like your kind of president?
You need a president who makes political decisions based on what he reads
on /r/politics. "This is all pretty uh, pretty convenient"
You need a president who loves Shitty_Watercolour and hates karmanaut
"You know that guy ain't ***!"
You need a president who occasionally posts to Gonewild
"I have cleared this with Michelle"
Barack Obama
The bacon narwhals at midnight
I'm Barack Obama and
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