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And action.
Turn.
Now slowly slowly turn.
That's it.
You found the house you were looking for, you look very suprised,
because..you found the house you were looking for.
And now cut and back to Cheryl.
Now when i turn around i must look like i was listening,
but first i'm gonna pick my nose.
So Cheryl, it's good that we touched on the car crash
so let's talk about a totally different topic.
Let's talk about family
because you don't have one your dad's dead.
But you'll find out about it later in the game.
Now how that's for a spoiler!?
So Cheryl..family.
And before you can say anything
if you answer truthfully i'll teach you how you can wave your hands like i do.
I promise.
You can answer by nodding your head.
Can't i just talk?
Is it true that you're a private person?
Yes..except for the times i talk with people in their heads.
So does it take a while for people to know you?
Yeah, but once they play a couple of hours the can see what's inside my sick little mind.
Would you prefer friends over family?
Haven't you studied my notes that i gave you?
My family tried to burn me.
So yes.
Well nothing suprising there,
i don't know why i even asked you.
Now you're not going to like this
but it's programmed into the game already, so anyway..
You are gonna colour me a picture!
And i get to name it.
Happy Family!
You're kidding right?
Oh oh well not, you're not.
And since i'm a great artist then, i'm just going to take the color green
and write my signature all over.
Right right there you are.
Are you finished?
Are you blind? I haven't even started but yeah there you
go.
Good.
Is that what your house looks like?
No my house looks like a hospital.
So are you going to teach me how to wave my hands like you now?
Why did you turn the lights off?
What is this?
What is THIS?
That is not what i painted!
Now the director didn't really give me advice about this scene
so i'll just improvise
I know what to do.
Firstly i'll accelerate towards the stairs,
then decelerate just a bit don't wanna get hurt
these are some dangerous stairs.
So...
this is supposed to be my house,
definitely not Cheryls
she lives in the hospital.
I don't remember painting it pink.
Oh i just had a mini heart attack from such an acceleration.
I'll jump through the window
no i changed my mind,
i'll knock on the door it's much more civilised.
Um..um, excuse me who are you?
I'm Ken, can i help you?
What are you doing in my house?
I think you might have the wrong address this is my Dreamhouse.
No that can't be i love pink!
Ken who's is it sweety?
Oh hi there!
Why are you in my house?
But this is our Dreamhome
the estate agent did say it suited us well
since we both love pink!
Isn't that right sweety?
1206 Eleven street, my name is Harry Potter,
i mean Harry Mason,
my ID says i live here
although i'm not wearing pink
which doesn't help my case but..
Oh Barbie honey do you think that might have been Chucky?
We are terribly sorry Chucky's just a little insane,
she likes to make fake IDs and kill people.
Likes to make fake IDs?
Oh so that's why your names are Barbie and Ken?
and you don't even look like them!
Are you playing with me?
No..just in Silent Hill 1 and Shattered Memories
and we'd really like to help
but it's getting really cold with these T-shirts out here.
No, no this doesn't make any sense,
it's not really that cold
I mean look, huh!
No vapor out of my mouth!
Ok we're just gonna back in the house
and close the door in your face.
Noo, this is my house, my precious.
Get the hell out of my damn Barbie Dreamhouse!
I'll punch it once more
that will make it look more dramatic.
There, now that was good
director's gonna be very pleased.
I'll just stand here, looking at the door.
Yeah, good idea.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in the Otherworld made of ice, freeze i'll read your rights!"
Mr. Mason
Poopies.
This is an M-rated game you know,
you can say '***' at the sight of me
seeing as you were damning the door a moment ago.
The sight of you pulls me like a magnet towards you
accelerating, ignoring the fact
what i said earlier about the stairs being dangerous.
There are pink people in my house
they have my daughter.
Hell of an accusation.
to say that people live in that house
did you even take a look at it?
I think the cold's really getting to me,
my neck needs massaging.
Let me see that ID again.
You had an accident.
It says that on the ID?
Look, i know a friend of mine who's a massager,
she can help us both out,
my arm feels a little dead.
Look i'm sorry that i came as a hardass before
i don't know why i had a change of a character all of a sudden,
but there are a lot of strange things happening
in the past 30 minutes of gameplay.
So..
come on.
I know i'm not a valet but i'll open the door for you anyway.
Oh, and don't touch anything in the car,
except things that are red,
like the window handle,
you can touch that.
Alright.
You can sleep if you want
it's only a two minute ride.