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EMPTY BEERS
SPARO: In your opinion...
when there was nothing...
What did the cavemen do to pass the time?
BOZO: You mean before the TV?
SPARO: I said cavemen.
TEO: They hunted to survive.
BOZO: And the cavemen of our age, what were they doing?
TEO: They hunted as well.
BOZO: We don't hunt anymore.
SPARO: Now the supermarket hunts for you.
BOZO: Why?
TEO: So you have to worry about how to pass the time.
BOZO: What if you don't know how to pass the time?
TEO: There is the TV.
BOZO: What did they do when they weren't hunting?
SPARO: They did drawings on the walls.
BOZO: What did they draw?
BOZO: Themselves. Hunting.
SPARO: Oh
Bozo
let's glue the carts together
so those *** won't open tomorrow.
- Ok.
- 30 years old and still playing with the glue.
- Let's go.
- Hey Bozo
I was thinking something...
You remember when Teo punched the Dreamer's singer?
- Yeah, I remember, why?
- Yeah, I remember, why? - Oh!
- Nothing.
- There are surveillance cameras.
- Where?
TEO: This one, for instance.
- Do you think they saw us?
- What the ***..
- What happened?
- ***.
- What's up?
- My hand won't come off. - What?
- I glued my hand to the cart.
- Pull.
- No way, I'll tear the skin off my fingers.
TEO: Grab him Sparo, I'll Pull.
- No, what are you doing?!
- I detach you.
- Go slow, I need my fingers!
- If I go slow I'll hurt you. - It's true Bozo...
It has to be a rap, it's the only way.
- What if he tears my skin off?! - I won't tear your skin off!
- How will I play the bass then?
- It's just some glue! - That will tear my skin off!
- Let's count till 3.
- One - Two
- Hold on hold on!
Promise me that if I lose my fingers, you won't change bass player.
- You won't lose your finger, stop saying ***!
- Just promise me! - Yeah, right.. we promise..
- I know you'll change your mind when I'll lose my fingers.
- I told you we promise - I know how this will end!
- C'mon Bozo, you'll play it well with one hand!
- You'll call someone else!
- Where will we find another *** bass player?
- You told me that bass players are all alike.
- What the *** are you screaming for?
- Hey Bozo, you're alright?
TEO: You see...
now if someone comes to steal they won't know who it was.
- What would you steal in a supermarket?
- Food and Drink.
- You can steal that in daylight when it's open.
- I know, but in daylight you get the beers and chips..
..while In the nighttime you get all the cash.
- If I were a thief I would not go to the supermarket
I'd go to a bank.
- You used to steal beers and chips.
- Yeah, but only because I didn't have the money
- I found a chalk!
- Wow..
- What for?
- We can do like the cavemen.