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G-Good morning! Kurenai's Onii-san!
"......"
Uhhh, umm, I-I-I just wanted to tell you, umm, how nice it is for you to come here today...um....
Along with the drool girl who's fluttered with MAX humility...
You're late, Anija! Isn't it normal for a gentleman to arrive 30 minutes prior to the appointed time!?
Alongside the unreasonable little sister,
Yoo~ Kazuki-kun, isn't the weather just fine today.
--was the figure of Nee-chan laughing casually.
"......"
Was it a lie that came forth from that mouth of yours when you said you'd do my needs for my sake?
"No, it wasn't a lie, but..."
Just how did it come to this situation, I still don't understand.
She was previously so reluctant in letting me meet her friend.
And now she wants to introduce her...and furthermore,
How long has it been since we all went out together, I'm so happy♪
"Why is Nee-chan here!?"
Well~ I just happen to be free you know~
"No, that's not the problem here."
Ahahahaha~
(Understand, Aneue. Our goal is to bring prompt calamity between those two. We should pluck the sprout of love while it's young.)
(Kurenai-chan is as harsh as ever~ Especially when your brother is involved.)
(Well, I just can't help but have so much fun watching the two of you♪)
(Anyways, today I'm relying on you...!)
(Yes yesss)
(Use only one yes.)
"......"
What should I do...
This bad feeling won't stop.
Thus my stormy weekend began.
Firstly for the present, we entered the café "Larme".
It was Kurenai who chose the location.
"......"
It's been 5 minutes since we entered the store.
No one exhanged any words and just continued silently.
(Pupupu...How awkward how awkward. Right from the beginning it's going how I like it...pupupupu.
(H-hey!)
(Ah?)
(Don't just sit there grinning, introduce me to your brother already...didn't you promise you would!?)
(It's just becoming awkward with this silence, I'll be treated like some strange girl...)
(I got it, I got it... understood~)
(Y-you...you're not gonna take this seriously are you...)
(Worry not...I'm quite serious about it.)
Hey, Anija!
"Y-yo."
She is, Agasa Penyochino Popporunga Paro-san, a foreigner.
DON'T TELL BLATANT LIES!!!
"......"
...Ah.
I-I'm...sorry.
The drool girl, with her face flushed with red, swiftly curls herself up.
(Pupupupu! How pleasant how pleasant... Gradually digging your own grave... Ringing your own neck...)
"......"
"Um, in reconciliation, I'm Saegasa Kazuki."
"Thanks for always looking over my little sister."
(!)
Ah...yeah! Um, same here!
I'm...Ah, I-I'm...
""Atashi" is fine. You don't have to push yourself."
A-Alright, Thank you very much!
(He surprisingly handles well with women!?)
I'm Sonohara Aori, Kurenai-san's classmate! We've been getting along nicely!
"Sonohara-san, huh...anyways...um"
"There've been amazing coincidences...hasn't there."
!!!Y-y-yeah! That's, right...
"Ahaha..."
......Uh, uhh, um,
"Hmm?"
Umm...th-that one time....um,
(Tch, this is bad...Aneue!)
(Yes yes, I got it~)
(Use only one yes!)
Excuse me~! Can we order now~?
(Alright, we diverted the conversation.)
"Ah, what would you like?"
Th-then, iced tea...
"Got it. We'd like to have some iced tea and ice coffee!"
Your orders?
"Ma-Manager...!?"
The person who came to take the orders was, the Manager, Tashihiko-san.
"Wh-why, you usually don't attend the store in daylight..."
Today's a special occasion. It was a request by Megu-chan.
Riiiight~!!
"G-grrr...I have a bad feeling..."
Things are starting to accelerate...
You get to have me personally serving, you should be more delighted.
"R-right...."
...*glance*
Hmm? What?
Just now, Nee-chan and Manager made a suspicious eye contact...
By the way, Kazu my boy...or rather, Kazuki-kun!!
"...Huh???"
My daughter...Achika, what exactly is going on with her?
"Huh?"
Even though you made that marriage promise... There doesn't seem to be much progress... Are you just a glib boy?
Ku-Kurenai's Onii-san...you already have a fiancee huh...
"Th-that's a wrong misunderstanding, Sonohara-san!"
Achika cries every night you know... Saying "won't Kazu-kyun marry me~!?"
"Who the hell is that."
That is definitely not Achika.
I won't easily give up my daughter you know!!
"I-is that so...that aside, can you hurry up with the tea and coffee?"
...Certainly.
Manager's attitude is strange... Nee-chan probably bribed him for something.
Kurenai's just great, and Nee-chan's just great, Sonohara's and my relationship better not go wrongly...
They're completely brimming with devilry!
Ah, coffee for me also! With lots of milk and sugar♪
I'd like some royal milk tea please, Manager-dono.
Got it. Heeey server! Did you hear that order!?
Goott iittt!!
"Hmm?"
Where have I heard that voice before...
Red tea, royal tea, 2 coffees, one very sugary, coooming uupp~
Crraaaashh!!
I made a magnificent fall.
Thank you for the Showa era reaction~!
"Wh-why are you here...Blonde."
It's a temporary job! You got a problem?
She said 50 cents an hour wage would be fine, so I hired her. She's a relatively hard worker.
"HOW CHEAP!!"
There's no problem with the pay... Nee-san's father is naturally my father... Even if he works me, money isn't needed.
Just for sincerity and loyalty, I'll do anything!
Ah, then let's lower your wage to 10 cents.
...Er, that's a bit...
"Both 50 cents and 10 cents aren't gonna make much difference... Actually, she's definitely scheming something, Manager."
Ah? That so?
I'm not scheming anything~
She says she isn't, see?
"FACE! FACE! FACE!"
Well isn't it fine! It's fun when it's more lively right? Right?
You prefer when it's more lively right? Right?
Y-yeah...
"......"
Making it lively and leaving someone out are two completely different things,
At this rate we're just gonna be rambling with Sonohara feeling left out.
(I need to do something or another...)
But hey, would you look at this, Saegusa~! Aren't you in a delicious situation!
"Eh?"
Surrounded by 3 girls~ I'm surprised. This must be an exquisite feast for you isn't it?
Exquisite!?
Feast!?
Ahaha~ Isn't that nice.
"No it's not! Two are relatives, and one's a little sister's friend! How is it supposed to be nice!?"
Hey you!
Heh? M-me?
Yeah you. Just what's great about Saegusa? His chi*ko?
"QUIT THAT!!"
Eeh? N-nono, I've never seen it before!
Eh? You've never seen a chi*ko?
N-No, if it's my little brother's then...! B-but, for Saegusa-senpai's...I haven't...maybe?
Why is that in question form!?
Oh my~?
"Please state it clearly Sonohara-san! These people will drag out any misunderstangs through your entire life you know!!"
Wait a sec. Just now...did you say...Saegusa-senpai?
Eh? Ah, yeah.
Which would mean, you are, a freshman?
Yes, I'm freshman Sonohara Aori...
Heh heeeh, ho hooooh, hmm hmmmmm. I got it, I got it, I got it now.
I am, SOPHOMORE!!! Kotobuki Risa.
Eh, a se-senpai...?
Yes indeed I am your senpai! SO-PHO-MORE!! Kotobuki Risa!
"Shut up already!!"
Hogeehh~!
Your stricken reaction is of an entertainer level huh...
What're you doing Saegusa! Don't mess with my head dammit!
"Go get us our coffee already! Aren't you in the middle of work?"
As if I'd work for 50 cents an hour! What happened to Labor Standards!?
What was it about sincerity and loyalty?!!
Sh-she's really an illogical person huh...
"You should really avoid acquainting with her, actually you shouldn't even speak to her, actually let's just leave this shop already!"
Eh? Ah, alright...
Hey you! Where do you think you're going! You better not be mocking me!
Ko-Kotobuki-senpai, that hurts!
"Hey, don't act so elated as soon as you find out her school level."
Shut up and be quiet Saegusa. This is my way of communication!
Or what? You won't approve of any sort of communication other than your own?
I won't recognize anything but *** communication~ I must bathe in sex every day~
JUST DIE YOU IDIOT!!
"THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!!"
Actually, I'd just like to have a drink already~
That's right.
Fine, I'll go get your drinks. But before that... Can you all do one thing for me?
Blonde muttered with a serious expression.
"Wh-what is it?"
Everyone listen up... The matter is, I have this tune stuck in my head...and I can't recall what it is exactly.
It's just bugging the heck out of me, help me out in remembering what it is.
"Hmm, I see."
"LIKE HELL WE CARE!!! GO GET OUR DRINKS ALREADY!"
Iyaa~ Saegusa-kun is scary~, but that glint of anger in your eyes are making me go numb~ I can't take it~
"YOU'RE ANNOYIINNGG!!!"
There there Anija, calm down.
Hmm, she's more than expectedly quite formidable against Kazuki-kun huh~
I'm begging you! It's really bugging me! If I don't remember exactly what it is, I'll only sleep mediocrely for the entire week!
"Sleeping mediocrely is fine."
I'm begging you...!
"Don't cry..."
What kind of tune is it? We might know it, so try singing it.
Um, um, I don't remember the lyrics clearly, so can I just hum the rhythm?
Rhythm guessing huh~ If you don't get it down precisely, we won't be able to help you know?
I'll do my best!
Kotobuki-senpai, faito!
Shut up hag.
What!?
...*inhales*...Alright, here I go!
After adjusting her breath, Risa opens her mouth.
Tatata ta ta~~ Tatata ta ta~~ Tatatata Tatata~ Tata~ Tatatata...Yahoo!!
Some tune like that.
3 Saegusa Siblings: "LIKE HELL WE'D KNOW!!!"
Wow, you're all in sync...
Once more, please listen carefully!
Tatata ta ta~~ Tatata ta ta~~ Tatatata Tatata~ Tata~ Tatatata...Yahoo!!
"Er, no matter how many times we listen to something we don't know, we still won't know it."
No...wait a sec!
"Eh?"
You again! Hey Sonohara!
The "Yahoo!!" intonation...I've heard somewhere before...
"......"
Now that you mention it, I might have heard that melody somewhere too...
Me also...
"......"
Are they serious...
Lalala lala~~ Lalalala~~ Lalala~~♪ Lala~~Lala~ Yahoo!!
"That's definitely a different melody!!"
No! It's coming it's coming! We're getting on the right track!
Right!? Right!?
Hey Sonohara!
It's a bit difficult...if you replace "ta" with "la", the image kind of changes...
That's right...It is difficult...Isn't that so...
"......"
Cha~ Chara cha cha~~ Characha~~♪ ...Mmmm, that's not right...
Let's try hearing the original melody again!
"Are you sure it's not a tune she made up??"
Tatata ta~ Tarara~ Tata~ Suttakara ta ta! Yahoohoo!!
Something like that.
"Isn't that completely different from the first tune!?"
Lalala lala~ Lalalala~lala~♪
Just why do you keep replacing "ta" with "la"! You're changing the tune's nuance, hey Sonohara!!
Hey Sonohara!
I-I'm sorry~
Or rather, Blonde-chan, you just simply want to say "Hey Sonohara!" don't you?
She's turning it into a motto.
Hmph, on the official website, on "Kotobuki Risa's" character introduction page--
"Motto: Hey Sonohara!" was appended!
"Another retarded thing..."
She's right! It really was added!!
"SERIOUSLY?!!!!!"
Just what the hell is she.
Anyways hey Sonohara, what's with that unnatural blue hair, was it photoshopped?
Y-you're wrong... It's really my natural hair...!
"Hey, quit that out already!"
"It's both yours and my first meeting with Sonohara-san right? Even if we're her senpais and she's our kouhai."
"She's surrounded by unknown seniors, and in a strange atmosphere on top of that..."
"Just think about Sonohara-san's feelings for a bit...!"
"You understand!? Hey!"
HYIIII! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?
"YOOUU!!"
Um, what's Kotobuki-senpai's relationship with Saegusa-senpai exactly...?
Eh? The relationship between Saegusa and me? You wanna know? You really wanna know? Midal Sassoon??
W-well, yeah...
"Please fix your voice."
It was a cold and snowy night~ He suddenly appeared in front of me... And exposed my "organ directly relating to reproductive activity."
"Why did you start using medical terminology?"
That would be quite cold!!
"That's what you're concerned with...?"
And then he started persistently seeking out my body.... And as if it was our final moment, he said to me:
There is no place for you to run, nowhere in this world. You are eternally mine! Your skin, your hair, your eyes, your nipples, they're all mine! No one will ever seperate you from me!
"Don't drag out something so simple for so long."
"Also, mentioning nipples was unfitting!"
This might be a sudden change of topic but, "beasan"...sounds kind of lewd doesn't it?
Beasan? ...A shortening of beach sandals? It's not lewd, since you can use it normally you know?
"Sonohara-san, your conversation adaptability is terrific huh."
Are you really not thinking of it lewdly...?
I-I do think so, but...?
Th-then...
Let me...see your beasan...!
N-NO WAY!!
Sonohara denied with a red face.
So you were having lewd thoughts after all!!
Just before you mentioned nipples and it simply resounded in my head! There's no helping it!
Uh, um Sonohara-san? It's better if you don't yell out B-district with such a loud voice...
This is a café you know, you degenerate.
Aaaah, ah...I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry I'm sorry!
Whew...Alright!
"Quit that look as if you've just finished a job!"
So in the end, the relationship between you two,
Is simply boke and tsukkomi, right?
"Well, pretty much..."
It's better than being thought of strangely. I'll just leave it as that.
Let's go aim for R-1!
"YOU WOULDN'T NEED ME!?"