History of The Atom?

Oh, it's the Valence Boys It's yo' boy, Au GOLD! Featuring...NUUCLEEUS It may not mean nothing to yall you need to understand that this isn’t easy You’re going to have to work hard To understand this chemistry chemistry chemistry Democritus stared it all discovered atoms in 630 BC and since then it has evolved and this is its history, history, history NUUCLEEUS! AU, BABY! Last name Mendleev, first name Dmitri creator of the periodic table, he ain't nothing but classy starting from the left pay attention all you classes it goes metals, metalloids, non-metals, noble gases Next we go to Ernest Rutherford, chemo also known as the father of nuclear physics....we know Shooting alpha particles through gold foil like a G no most made it through, but some came back, like Nemo Something was at the center very small and very dense but it looked like Ernest could only make a guess so he called this thing the nucleus with a positive charge and compared to the actual atom this thing was not that large Yeah, Ernest he about his business disproving all those theories, you would swear he had a hit-list everyone who doubted him would soon ask for forgiveness and all you people out there bearing privilege to be witness It may not mean nothing to y'all you need to understand that this isn’t easy You’re gonna have to work hard To understand this chemistry chemistry chemistry Democritus stared it all discovered atoms in 630 BC and since then it has evolved and this is its history, history, history Eva' eva' Mr. Bohr is in the buildin’ aint no question about his theories you about to steal em’ (NUUCLEEUS!) he used to have crazy dreams. big fame, over a little thing he devoted his life to the atom til' that thing changed and worked *** rules about electrons just so he could teach the game about atoms electrons can only orbit certain distances from the nucleus, and other theories are ludicrous atoms radiate energy from the electrons in orbit and can absorb energy when the electrons move. so quick any number of orbits can theoretically exist but the distances had no exceptions his theories led to something called subshells which are shells inside shells. inception. subshells are so peculia' make sure to pay attention Touma valence shells are the outermost ring those with one electron or missing one are going to be reacting Noble gasses are so incredible their outer shells are completely full meaning they are the most stable but let me say this clearly im not a rapper so please dont be rapping at me [Chorus] How do bonds form man? with electrons in the valence the singles, on the outer shell are the ones to form connections For example lets take carbon floating around with four lone pairs looking for other atoms with whom to be shared when they come together it’s a covalent bond and since they’re close in the table they can grow very strong Where electrons chill depends on polarity and attraction of these bad boys is called electronegativity electrons orbit on the side of stronger pull you can figure this out using the net dipole let the king talk. check the charge and pay attention I’m Au Gold, that’s what i got to say or mention I’m like the neutrons in the middle of the atom Discovered by chadwick, you can’t begin to fathom shh let nucleus tell you that part Man, im out this song just hit the charts... [Chorus] Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Bark! It all began, back when the universe started to expand outward flow, 13.7 billion years ago Hot clouds glowed with light gases, oh my god what a light show oh no, it got so big super massive nebulous blow From this mess came the galaxies and the planets we now know Now we’ve been waiting patiently 4 billion years for earth to grow Back into the *** and we go chem would never be the same as befo’ into the atom smasher we go establishing the rules as we know smashing atoms is exciting it’s been extremely enlightening we’ve learned there’s smaller particles than protons and neutrons now lets move on you dealing with a few true geniuses sitting in a lab just thinking of this stuff that we can’t even dream of the creation of the particle accelerator advanced our knowledge of the atom for the better from television to machines that can create black holes by smashing together two beams of gold just like the universe our knowledge is continuing to grow the future has more in store, consider this a preview but for now im gonna toss it right back to my boy Au [SWAGGING Chorus]