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Your flight to london is booked for Friday afternoon
You'll be picked up from Stansted and taken down the A13 or summink
We packed your *** doo bag with crayons and your favourite colouring-in book
When you get to Gordon Browns house, you'll be asked to make your apology to England
*** that! Im going to watch GSS in Whitehapel
I'll jump on the circle line
My leader....
Tell him Dave
The GSS gig has been cancelled
One of the bands pulled out so we advised them to cancel the whole night
If you are a GSS fan and too upset by this news, you may leave the room
You *** waaankers!
You stupid yodelling *** wankers!
You knew how much I was looking forward to this gig
I ironed my face and everything
It *** hurt
I wanted to rock out with my *** out
Ive been waiting nearly 60 years for a band like GSS
60 years of listening to you pricks yodelling
I mean, put yourself in my shoes!!
But sir, I do not like your shoes
But you would if you wore them!!
Probably Not
Shuttup, you *** shoe hater!!
You're so lairy!!
Enough abaaat shoes!
This was going to be their first ever London gig! I wanted to be part of it! They rock my socks off.
Fair enough, the bassist may paint his toenails and talk complete garbage...
But his basslines are so good that he makes my nostrils dance
And Voysey......
He may be on another planet most of the time
But his guitar bits make the hairs on my silly little moustache go all spikey
Then there's Gina....
With her big lungs
She makes my chest pound with her big nadsy vocals
*** it!
This is the worst *** news since we got the gas bill!!
I really wanted to see that Lucy Burgess backing singer type fing
But you've taken all this away from me!
You *** evil *** have done me over
I was so *** excited but you've completely *** it up
Don't cry, dry your eye
The worst thing is....
errrrrrrrrrr
You know the curly haired girl that plays the drums?
I love her
I hate your guts, all of you.
You've made me cry indoors
I hope you all fall over at some point in the near future
.....and you get a little graze on your elbows!
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