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– This one is good. – Yeah, it has bacon in it…
– Hi, how are you? – How’s it going?
May I take your order?
I was thinking about this Oswaldo Aranha steak.
What’s this dish?
It’s a dead one.
What do you mean?
The steak, sir, in case you don't know, is a dead ox.
No, he was talking about the Oswaldo Aranha part.
Oh, that’s a person.
Probably a man who’s probably dead.
And has given his name to this steak.
Let me ask you again. How does the steak comes?
Dead.
There’s nothing I can do.
I even thought about cutting a piece of it
and anesthetize it in order for it not to be in pain,
but then it would grow back, I’d anesthetize it,
cut a piece, grow back…
Just to sate this craving for animals… dead animals.
But no, unfortunately it’s not possible.
No, it comes with what?
Oh, that’s what you wanted to know? Is it really important?
– It’s has garlic on it. – Oh…
– A lot of garlic. – Good.
So much garlic that you can’t even see that there’s a corpse underneath.
A dead ox.
A bruttaly slaughtered ox, beaten on the head, that haven’t done anything to deserve it.
And cut alive and sliced for the blood not to fall away.
What about the chicken, huh? I think I'll have this Chicken Supreme.
What’s this Chicken Supreme?
The chicken is a chick that has grown overnight in a diet based in hormones.
And has grown inside of a shoe box together with a thousand of other chicks.
– No, after that. – He got killed after that.
They cut his head off and…
I’m sorry, she’s asking about the Supreme part.
Heavy cream.
– You like heavy cream. – Yeah, I do.
Dairy, from a cow.
Industrially milked.
By a machine that probably left its teats to the quick.
Meanwhile, its baby is dead for not having access to its milk…
That’s the Supreme of the Chicken Supreme.
But don’t worry, this calf has not died in vain.
It’s in the menu. It’s called baby beef.
I think it costs $39,00… yep.
You can order that, the whole family is there.
– Let’s order salad? – A salad.
Let’s order a salad. Salad is good.
Do you have tuna salad?
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
Genetically modified fish, killed by asphyxia for table 3.
Unfertilized chicken to be, sunny side up with no salt.
Oysters that are still alive to be sucked from their houses
without doing anything to deserve that.
A bunch of pork meat stuffed in a sausage with cheese and…
Make it a grilled cheese, damn it!
Rocket salad!