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Brelke: They're after me!
Brelke: THEY'RE AFTER ME!
Zitro(Izon): Are you even alive?
Wewk: I'm going to go to the place where we use to stand.
Zitro(Izon): AAH IZON IS IN THE MIDDLE OF--
Izon: Izon dies.
Zukhramm: I actually tried to--
Izon: Watch your back! You have a Russian!
Izon: I saved you there.
Izon: Do you have my leever action rifle? Well?!
Wewk: No it's not yours.
Zukhramm: It's not called "leever action".
Zitro: YOu have one behind you, an invisible devil.
Zukhramm: An invisible devi- It's one of those EVIL DEVILS.
Izon: LOOOL you suck at killing
Zukhramm: The problem with Red orchestra 2 is that it's going to suck.
Zukhramm: It's going to be a lot worse than the first one.
Zukhramm: A lot more maainstreaam.
Zukhramm: So mainstream.
Zukhramm: That's my point.
Brelke: Gold it!
Zukhramm: I don't even know what "gold it" means, you keep saying it all the time.
[From nowhere, a wild Razertune has appeared!]
Razertune: IT MEANS YOU SHOULD RUN AWAY FROM SOMETHING DANGEROUS FAST AS HELL
Dryg: Mmm before Coltis comes.
Zukhramm: That's the most illogicalalal I've ever heard!
Zitro: The only reason USA keeps Alasca is for their gold and OIL.
Zukhramm: It's not the only reason if there are two!
Dryg: Aren't you going to throw a grenade and die now?
[Everybody says I suck in the flashback]
Wewk: I've got no grenades left, luckily.
Zitro: do as the old japanese empiralists and blow yourself up.
ZUkhramm: Höhöh. Do as the old japanese empiralists!
dryg: do as the old twisted christmas.
Izon: The only reason I go with you is because you have "LOVELY BIG GUNZ"
Izon: Going to protect you, Brelke. Damn, I'm OOM (Out of mana)
Zukhramm: OOM. Huhushhss. Aaeah
Izon: Now you died!
Zukhramm: It's funny cuz you don't have mana in this game.
Izon: NO RAELLY=!?=!
Zukhramm: We're playing on easy right? Feels like it.
Wewk: No this is hard.
Zukhramm: I'm hard. (Such high class comedy :D)
Zitro: the thing is, you don't actually have to aim in this game.
Zitro(Izon): You just have to shoot into the crowd.
Wewk: Especially when playing support, you just have to s-- just double blast into the crowd and get five million kills!
Zukhramm: I'm tired in the face if I'm allowed to say so myself.
Brelke: WEWK CAN'T YOU BUY ME A *** VIA THE INTERNET?
Brelke: Your DAD can kill a scrake by himself!
[Wild Razertune appears]
Razertune: DOAHADHAODASWFS
Razertune: Wewk.
Razertune: Wewk, am I recorded?
Wewk: A little bit!
Razertune: SWEEET!
Izon: I'VE GOT 2 HP!!!
Izon: What the FUICK are you doing?!?!+1!
Razertune: Åh Brelke, did you hear Zitro(Izon)?
Razertune: It came from the heart!
Brelke: "LOL!"
Razertune: "Whaaat the FUICICKCK ARE YOU DOIIINNG???!!?1+1+" :D
Izon: Pick up my weapon by the stairs.
Wewk: But I can't pick it up D:
Izon: Wewk, NOW!
???: "pick up my weapon by the staiiirs"
Zukhramm: "PicK oUP MY weaPON by the STAIiiiRZ"
Wewk: I'm running around, checking all openings and shooting in as much as I can.
Izon: Okay, there is one of those chainsaw men here.
Zukhramm: Hdivnd. Running around and checking all openings. It's funny because it's true ;DDDDDDDDD
Izon: Should we fly onto them, Wewk? (This is hard to translate, basically means "let's attack them".)
Izon: Get set, ready, GO!!11
Zukhramm: ***Å!!1 This is not ... This is "Killing Floor" that we're playing.
Wewk: It's no flight simulator!
Zukhramm: Let's fly!
Zukhramm: Do you have the stun? Do you have the ulti!??!?1
Wewk: Send the ulti on them, SEND THE ULTI!!1
Zukhramm: Yeah wait, I have the weapon on cooldown!
Zitro: You too?!
Dryg: Asked "Bundles" why he isn't on skype
Dryg: so I said "but we can talk German if you want"
Izon: But we don't know German..
Zukhramm: Guten afton. No habe vi ein Fleshpound geschuten.
Izon: Ja, ja. Sieg Heil, ja.
Razertune: That fit so well.
Zukhramm: Eeeeh. I hate you all
Zukhramm: Can you explain what the joke was?
Razertune: HE SAID "Sieg Heil" AND I HAVE BAD HUMOUR AND LAUGH AT HITLER JOKES.
Izon: How to talk in Skype here?
Zukhramm: Click W X Q
Izon: No but in the game..
Dryg: I think it's capslock. (NO, DRYG! NO!!!11)
Wewk: Don't show the button to Izon now!
(Oh god, it's all over my body)
Zitro: Look. I'll show you a when I one-shot him.
Wewk: what a one-shot.
Zukhramm: Höh. It only required three shots to one-shot him.
Wewk: Wait, we have to kill this screamer. KILL THE SCREAMER SOMEBODY. (yes I know they are called sirens stfu)
Izon: Aahah. He's coming! Hello, hello. Yo, it's me, Izon!
Dryg: Ow, why did it attack me? D:
Wewk: Great lagspike.
Dryg: I didn't even shoot him. (Dryg's such a teamplayer.)
(What is this I dont even...)