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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
- YEAH, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS MY TWO WEEKS' NOTICE.
- SAMHAIN FOREVER!
HA HA HA!
OH.
- ♪ MY NAME IS SHAKE-ZULA ♪
♪ THE MIKE RULER, THE OLD SCHOOLER ♪
♪ YOU WANT TO TRIP? ♪
♪ I'LL BRING IT TO YA ♪
♪ FRYLOCK, AND I'M ON TOP ♪
♪ ROCK YOU LIKE A COP ♪
♪ MEATWAD, YOU'RE UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK-KNOCK ♪
♪ MEATWAD MAKE THE MONEY, SEE? ♪
♪ MEATWAD GET THE HONEYS, G ♪
♪ DRIVIN' IN MY CAR, LIVIN' LIKE A STAR ♪
♪ ICE ON MY FINGERS AND MY TOES ♪
♪ AND I'M A TAURUS ♪
♪ UH, CHECK--CHECK IT, YEAH ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS ♪
♪ MAKE THE HOMEYS SAY "HO" ♪
♪ AND THE GIRLIES WANNA SCREAM ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE ARE THE AQUA TEENS ♪
♪ MAKE THE HOMEYS SAY "HO" ♪
♪ AND THE GIRLIES WANNA SCREAM ♪
- AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.
NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, G.
- HEY.
- WHOO, GOD, THE HOUSE SMELLS AWFUL!
- [MUMBLING]
- WHAT?
- [MUMBLING]
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
- [MUMBLING]
OH, GOD ALMIGHTY!
I SAID, "I KNOW."
THE HOUSE SMELLS AWFUL.
- WELL, WHY?
WHY DOES IT SMELL THAT WAY?
- DID WE HAVE TO GO TO THAT TONE ALREADY?
YOU START OFF SO NICE.
- LOOK, ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY, OK?
JUST EXPLAIN, PLEASE. WHY?
- WELL, THIS IS WHAT I DID, SEE?
YOU KNOW HOW THE FLIES HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM?
- NO, I DON'T.
- AND REMEMBER WHEN I LEFT ALL THE MEAT OUT
BECAUSE I SAW MR. DAVID LYNCH "I'M ON TV" DO IT,
AND HE GOT ON TV FROM DOING IT,
AND I DID IT,
AND I DIDN'T GET ON TV FOR DOING IT?
- NO, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
- WELL, I DID.
AND BECAUSE OF THIS, OF COURSE, YOU GET RATS.
- UH! SO WHY DOES THE HOUSE SMELL?
- I'M NOT DONE!
LOOK, WHEN WE GO IN THERE,
YOU NEED TO WATCH WHERE YOU STEP.
- AND WHY IS THAT?
- DAMN!
- THAT IS PART OF THE REASON.
NOW, LET'S JUST GO IN, AND REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
- MEATWAD, ARE YOU OK?
- BOY GOT THE WHOLE HALLWAY MINED.
WHAT IS THE DEAL?
- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
- IT'S OPENED UP NOW.
I GOT RID OF THAT STUPID FIREPLACE,
SO NOW THE ROOM HAS A FLOW.
YOU FEEL IT?
- WE NEVER HAD A FIREPLACE!
- WE NEVER USED IT. - WE NEVER HAD ONE!
- WELL, I NEVER LIKED IT.
- AND YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE DID TO YOUR ROOM.
- W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DID HE DO TO MY ROOM? - I'LL LEAD THE WAY.
MEATWAD, LEAD THE WAY.
- OK.
DAMN! AGAIN!
- HEY, SAVE SOME FOR THE RATS, HUH?
WE'RE ONLY FRIGGIN' INFESTED WITH THEM.
- WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE, HUH?
- NOW, HANG ON.
SOME OF US HAVE TO WALK THERE BECAUSE WE CAN'T FLOAT.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!
- LET'S YOU AND I EXAMINE THE VIDEO FEED, HUH?
SEE ALL THESE VIDEO MONITORS?
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW BEDROOMS ARE SET UP IN SPACE.
- GOOD GOD!
LOOK AT ALL THIS GARBAGE ALL OVER MY BED,
MY BOOKS, MY EQUIPMENT!
- YEAH.
WELL, MOSTLY WE'RE CONCENTRATED
IN THE LOWER SECTOR OF QUADRANT "A."
- WHAT? MY COMPUTER?
- YES. HEH HEH!
THOSE ARE LAYMAN'S TERMS, OF COURSE, BUT YES.
SEE, I PUT THAT THERE.
- AND WHY IS THAT?
- LOOK, YOU CAN SEE IT FROM 3 DIFFERENT ANGLES.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOU WANT ME TO ZOOM IN?
- DON'T BOTHER. WE'RE DONE.
- HOLD ON. WHERE YOU GOING?
I'M GONNA EDIT THIS.
- WELL, YOU JUST HAVE FUN WATCHING IT BY YOURSELF
BECAUSE WE'RE DONE BEING ROOMMATES
AND WE'RE DONE BEING FRIENDS!
- LOOK, I HAD TO DO THAT.
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.
- I'LL SEND A CREW FOR MY STUFF LATER.
SEE YA.
- NOW I CAN DECLARE THAT SPACE AS A LOSS
ON THE TAXES I'LL PAY IN AUGUST.
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
AUGUST IS WHEN I DO IT!
- HE'S GONE. - WHO CARES?
CHANGE ALL THE LOCKS.
- OK, BUT, LOOK, MAKE SURE YOU STAY AWAY FROM THESE,
BECAUSE LOOK WHEN I DO THIS.
DAMN!
- OOH!
THANKS FOR MOVING ME, CARL.
- YEAH, WELL, THANKS FOR LEAVING.
WHEN ARE THE OTHER TWO SHOWING UP?
- OH, THEY'RE NOT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE NOT?
- OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
THEY'RE STAYING BACK AT THE HOUSE NEXT TO YOU.
- THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE AGREED UPON, IS IT?
- WELL, I LIED.
BUT HERE'S THAT CANDY CANE I PROMISED YOU.
- NO, NO, NO. SAVE IT FOR CHRISTMAS.
SHOVE IT JUST RIGHT BACK UP YOUR ***.
I'LL SEE YOU NEVER.
- WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE, CARL.
I'LL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND, RIGHT?
I MEAN, IT'S A CONDO WARMING PAR-TAY!
WE'RE GONNA GET ALL CRAZY UP IN HERE.
- WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE GIRLS HERE?
- DO YOU KNOW ANY?
- ALL RIGHT.
NOW, THROW THAT CHICKEN RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
OK, IT'S GONNA GO RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK, BABY.
- WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS THE STRIKE ZONE?
- OVER HERE. FOLLOW MY VOICE.
- I CAN'T SEE.
I GOT SOME SORT OF CHICKEN INFECTION IN MY EYE.
- ALL RIGHT. FINE.
GO DOWN THE HALLWAY AND WASH IT OUT.
- NO, SIR.
I AIN'T NEVER GOING DOWN THAT HALLWAY NEVER AGAIN.
- THEN YOU PITCH THAT CHICKEN!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- HEY, SHAKE. HOW YOU DOING?
I JUST, UH...
- WHY ARE YOU HERE?
DO YOU NEED MONEY OR SOMETHING?
- WHO'S AT THE DOOR? DESCRIBE HIM TO ME.
- I JUST WANTED TO INVITE YOU GUYS TO THE PARTY--
THE CONDO WARMING PARTY I'M HAVING.
- A PARTY? YEAH, RICH.
THAT'S A CRACKERJACK.
LISTEN, I WON'T BE THERE.
I DON'T THINK MEATWAD WILL, EITHER.
MEATWAD, A BEGGAR IS HERE FOR SOME MONEY.
PLEASE SHOW HIM WHAT YOU USE FOR MONEY.
- HEY, MEATWAD. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?
- I GOT ME A CHICKEN INFECTION.
- AND THAT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.
HE WANTED IT, AND I SAID SURE.
THINGS HAVE BEEN FINE SINCE YOU LEFT, YOU KNOW.
HE'S ACTUALLY GOTTEN BETTER.
- MAYBE I SHOULD BRING YOU SOME PENICILLIN, MEATWAD,
OR AT LEAST TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR, GET IT LOOKED AT.
- WE DON'T NEED YOUR BLACK MAGIC
FROM YOUR WITCH DOCTOR IN THE CITY,
BUT YOUR BIKE IS PRETTY NICE.
- YEAH. I ACTUALLY JOINED A CLUB.
WE GO UPSTATE AND GO TRAIL-RIDING ON THE WEEKENDS.
- YOU GO RIDING WITH NATURE AND FRESH AIR AND NO RAW CHICKEN?
I WANT TO JOIN HIS CLUB. CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB?
- CHICKENS ARE A VITAL LINK IN NATURE'S CHAIN,
AND THAT'S WHY WE USE THEM TO PLAY CHICKEN BALL IN THE HOUSE.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
YOU HAVE RUDELY INTERRUPTED OUR DINNER.
- HEY, HANG ON. WHAT--
WHAT DINNER?
- I DON'T KNOW. WHERE IS YOURS?
BECAUSE THIS IS MY MUSTARD.
- HEY, FRY MAN, YOU'RE BACK.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU BACK FOR GOOD?
ARE YOU MOVING IN OR WHAT'S THE STORY HERE?
- NAH, JUST VISITING, CARL.
- WELL, LOOK, DON'T BREATHE IN.
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE AIR SINCE YOU LEFT.
LOOK AT MY EYE. IS THIS NORMAL?
NO, IT'S NOT.
- OOH. WHICH ONE?
- OH, THEY'RE BOTH BAD NOW?
- DAMN!
- COME ON!
I KNEW I WAS FEELING TINGLING OVER THERE.
- OH, THAT'S JUST MILD CONJUNCTIVITIS.
IT'S A STANDARD REACTION TO RAW CHICKENS AND, UH--
- STYROFOAM-BURNING, YEAH. THAT'S HOW THEY KEEP WARM OVER THERE.
COME ON, MAN. LOOK AT THAT CLOUD. THAT AIN'T NORMAL.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
WELL, SEE YOU AT MY PARTY.
- WAIT, DON'T GO. COME BACK!
I NEED YOU!
I NEED A PRESCRIPTION OR SOME--WHERE ARE YOU?
[BEEP]
- HEY, GUY.
LOVE TO MAKE YOUR PARTY, BUT NO CAN DO.
I'M HAVING MY...FOOT...REMOVED.
PLUS, I'M SICK.
AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S SICK, TOO.
SEE YOU, GUY.
[BEEP]
- HEY, IT'S CARL.
I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE YOUR PARTY, BUDDY.
MY EYES HAVE CLOSED COMPLETELY NOW,
AND THE POLICE DO NOT CARE.
SO IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR PHONE,
PLEASE HIT 9-1-1.
[BEEP]
- HEY, FRYLOCK, WE'LL BE AT YOUR PARTY AT 7:00.
DO YOU NEED US TO BRING ANYTHING
OR CAN WE HAVE MONEY FOR A TAXI?
- I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HIM!
GET OFF THAT PHONE!
- PLEASE, FRYLOCK, I CAN'T SEE!
- OFF!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]
- HEY, JAY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
YOU CAME. DID YOU BRING YOUR TOGA?
- AM I LATE?
- OH, I DON'T THINK SO. IT GOES ON UNTIL QUESTION MARKS.
- YEAH, I SAW THAT. - WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT IS, RIGHT?
- UM, I GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY WIFE.
IF IT'S COOL WITH YOU,
COULD YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM OUR DOG
AND OUR CHILDREN AND OUR APARTMENT?
- WHY? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN OR--
- NO, NO.
IT'S NOT--YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S THE FACT THAT PEOPLE SEE US WITH YOU...
- OH, WELL. - IS WHAT IT IS.
- HEY, YOU WANT A BEER? FOR THE ROAD?
- NO, NO. I GOTTA GO. - I'LL LET YOU POUR IT.
- NO, THANKS.
WE'VE GOT SOME HUMAN BEINGS COMING OVER,
AND WE'RE GOING TO DO HUMAN BEING STUFF.
SO, YOU KNOW, STAY AWAY.
- DAMN. THIS SUCKS.
[DIALING]
[LINE RINGING]
HEY.
- HEY, WHAT'S UP? - WELCOME TO THE ROCK!
- WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING TONIGHT?
- WELL, I WONDER WHO WANTS TO KNOW.
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I KNOW WE'VE HAD A LOT OF DIFFERENCES IN THE PAST,
BUT, UH--
- BUT WHAT? I'VE HACKED INTO YOUR MIND.
YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY AND NO ONE'S SHOWING UP.
- NO. BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
- SADNESS SURROUNDS US, DOESN'T IT, ERR?
- SADNESS IS FOR POOR PEOPLE!
- WE MAY BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE BY, BUT WE CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING.
WE ARE BUSY.
- WE'RE BUSY.
- BECAUSE ON THE MOON,
OUR WEEKENDS ARE SO FAR ADVANCED,
THEY ENCOMPASS THE ENTIRE WEEK.
- THAT IS RIGHT.
- JOBS HAVE BEEN PHASED OUT... BY OUR MINDS.
- WE GET CHECKS FROM THE GOVERNMENT, AND WE SPEND IT ON BEER!
MEXICAN BEER!
- THAT'S THE CHEAPEST OF ALL BEERS.
- WELL, I MEAN, I GOT SOME BEER HERE AND A FEW CHICKEN WINGS.
- IS THAT RIGHT?
- THIS IS MINE! - SEE YOU IN HELL.
- YEAH, GIVE HIM THE FINGER.
- DAMN.
THEY COULD HAVE AT LEAST STAYED AND TALKED FOR A MINUTE.
- TALK TO THE CAN!
VAGALAZINO! VAGALAZINO!
- DAMN IT! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
HEY, HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE AMBULANCE?
- MEATWAD, IT'S FOR YOU.
SOMEONE WHO THINKS HE'S YOUR FRIEND.
- BRING HIM OVER TO THE LIGHT.
- OOH, MEATWAD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- OH, FRYLOCK. HEY. I'M VERY...CAN I TELL YOU THE TRUTH?
- MEATWAD! - I'M VERY GOOD!
- IF YOU'RE THAT GOOD,
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING SOME MORE FOAM ON OUR FIRE.
I'M NOT AN ESKIMO OVER HERE, YOU KNOW.
- WELL, YOUR FACE LOOKS ALL PUFFY.
- NO, NO. I'M JUST TIRED.
I--I FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS.
- WE DON'T HAVE ANY STAIRS, MEATWAD.
- HE SAID HE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS.
HE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS.
PEOPLE GET CLUMSY SOMETIMES.
IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
- HE'S SICK, SHAKE, AND SO ARE YOU.
- WELL, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE NEXT DOOR
HARVESTING THE CROPS, PICKING OUR DINNER.
SEE, WE'RE FARMING NOW. WE'RE FARMERS.
IT'S AN HONEST LIFE.
- AIN'T GOT NO MORE HOLLY LEAVES OVER THERE.
WE ATE THAT WHOLE BUSH YESTERDAY.
THAT'S WHY THE BATHROOM HURTS SO BAD.
- WELL, WHAT ELSE DID YOU PLANT OVER THERE?
- I AIN'T PLANTED NOTHING.
- THAT'S WHY YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS ALL THE TIME.
ARE THOSE THOSE LITTLE BURRITOS YOU USED TO MAKE?
- BURRITOS? - WELL, THEY'RE SPRING ROLLS.
- GIVE ME THOSE!
- I ALSO BROUGHT YOU SOME OINTMENT FOR YOUR EYES...
- GIVE ME THAT OINTMENT!
- AND SOME VITAMIN "C." - MMM. SPRING!
- NO, MEATWAD, IT'S FOR YOUR EYES.
- I'LL EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. I NEED SOMETHING IN MY STOMACH.
FRYLOCK, THESE ARE GOOD.
REMEMBER WE USED TO MAKE THESE EVERY THURSDAY?
YOU KNOW, BURRITO THURSDAY?
- YEAH, THEY'RE SPRING ROLLS, THOUGH.
- THEY'RE GOOD.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- THIS HAS GONE WELL.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- MMM, HOLD ON.
I WILL ALLOW VISITATION HOURS FOR YOU AND US,
PROVIDED YOU BRING LOTS OF THESE LITTLE FRIED BURRITOS.
- WELL...NO. I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER.
- NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HEY, HANG ON.
AND...YOU PAY US A STIPEND.
- [BLEEP] YOU, SHAKE. SEE YA.
- NO, NO, NO, NO! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HANG ON. HANG ON NOW.
COME ON, I'M BEING SERIOUS NOW, SERIOUSLY.
A MEMORIAL PLAQUE WILL BE CARVED
AND BEJEWELED IN MY HONOR.
- HE LEFT, AGAIN. - THOSE ARE THE TERMS.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
- HELLO?
- AREN'T YOU COMING BACK? - HELL, NO.
- ♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ D-D-DANCING IS FORBIDDEN... ♪
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