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"DEAD BAT"
Hello, may I help you?
Hello, may I help you?
May I help you?
Hello?
Hello! I'm a representative of PAM, Inc. and I'm here to offer you...
You won't try to sell me an encyclopedia, right?
No, no. I'm here to offer you something that will make a revolution in you life!
I'm here to offer this wonderful dead bat!
Why would I want a dead bat?
Because it will make a revolution in your life.
What does it do?
The question is not what it does, but what it doesn't do.
What it doesn't do?
Oh, you made the right question!
It doesn't fly!
Why would I want a non-flying bat?
Well, so it doesn't escape!
Imagine how bad it would be, a bat flying around your house!
Yeah. That's all?
It also doesn't suck blood anymore!
And why would I want a bat who doesn't suck blood anymore?
More safety for you family!
Would you like to have a bat sucking the blood from your children?
- Would you? - N-no, of course not!
So...
But I won't buy a bat just because it's not doing some stuff!
- Why not? - Beacuse I need it to do something useful!
- But I told you everything it doesn't do! - Yeah, but what does it do?
Everything else!
Every little thing?
Every little thing!
Every little, little... Little thing?
Yes!
Okay!
- Thanks! - You're welcome.
Hello.
- Hello. - Hello!
I'm a representative of PAM, Inc. and I'd like to know if you already own a dead bat!
- Yes. - Wonderful!
But listen... Do you know how to take care of your dead bat?
- No. - Oh, but a dead bat require some special care!
If you don't take proper care, it may even... Spoil!
No, but... I like it so much!
Easy! I have here the solution of your problems!
This wonderful manual "How To Take Care Of Your Dead Bat"!
Written by Paulo de Almeida Matuti himself!
Cool! I want it!
Unfortunately I can't sell it separately! It makes a set with
this wonderful encyclopedia!
How much is it gonna cost me?
Well, if you had purchased it together with the dead bat,
you would get 30% off the encyclopedia's price.
But since you already have a dead bat, it will cost only 150 dollars.
But you didn't tell me anything at the first time!
You didn't told me you couldn't take care of a bat.
- But... - Look, let's do it like this:
You buy another dead bat and I will give you the same discount!
Every little thing?
Every little thing!
What?
What?
Hello! I'm a representative of PAM, Inc. and I'm here to sell you a bat!
I just bought two from you!
But this is a dead bat!
I'm here to sell you a live one!
- Live? - Yes, live!
But why would I buy a live bat?
Because it does everything a dead bat can't!
Every little thing?
Every little thing!