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Have you ever had an uninvited guest ?
Why did you wear sweatpants, the day she wore that dress...
You put a book on it. Your *** wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache, zippers about to break...
Your using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
Listen and listen good. Don' t cover up your wood
A *** never should - Ever have to be Caged or blocked... Unlock your jock
Just let it pop, like a jack in the box
Show em that your willy works! A *** shouldn't have to hurt
Make em scream "Oh my god"! As you shock em with your lightning rod
Baby let your mojo rise! It doesn't matter what the size
You don't have to feel ashamed. Like Miley it just can't be tamed
Boing boing boing. Even bigger than Boeing Boeing Boeing
Sometimes it can be annoying noying noying. But now your confidence is gro-ow-ing
Put your package on display! Even if they scream and run away
Your the jockey of your one eyed horse. I'm talking bout your *** of course
Someday when you're old and bored. You'll wish that you had shown it more
It's the reason that the world was born. Every girl believes in unicorns
Doing ding ***. Someday random chubbys will be gone
Doing ding ***. Can't believe I wrote a whole *** song