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- YOU TWO REALLY ARE FRIENDS.
YOU'VE BEEN FRIENDS--
DID YOU HIT IT OFF LIKE RIGHT AWAY,
THE FIRST SEASON WHEN YOU MET?
- WELL, RIGHT WHEN I WALKED INTO THE HOUSE,
I SAW HER, AND I SAW HER BIG ***.
SHE KIND OF LOOKED LIKE A STRIPPER,
SO I'M LIKE, "I LOVE THIS GIRL."
- SHE LOVES TO BE FRIENDS WITH STRIPPERS CLEARLY.
- BUT SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME AT FIRST.
- I LOVED HER. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW--
- SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME UNTIL I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
- NO, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED HER
'CAUSE I WANTED TO PROTECT HER
AND I WANTED TO, LIKE, BEAT THE CRAP
OUT OF THE GUY THAT HIT HER.
SO, YOU KNOW, I FOUND, YOU KNOW, MY LITTLE--
MY LITTLE MEATBALL, MY LITTLE BEST FRIEND.
- YOU STARTED PROTECTING HER.
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- 'CAUSE I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
- YEAH. WELL.
- ACTUALLY, SHE STARTED IT.
- SOMETIMES IT TAKES TOUGH LOVE.
- SOMETIMES IT TAKES THAT. IT TAKES TOUGH LOVE.
AND THE TWO OF YOU,
WHEN YOU LOOK AT THAT CLIP
AND YOU LOOK AT THE TWO OF YOU NOW
VERSUS THE BEGINNING OF THAT SHOW,
YOU'VE BOTH CHANGED A WHOLE LOT, RIGHT?
- SHE SHOWERS NOW EVERY DAY. - I DEFINITELY THINK--
- I SHOWER NOW.
- NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I USED TO HAVE TO, LIKE, DRAG HER IN THE SHOWER.
I USED TO HAVE TO, LIKE, RIP HER OUT OF BED.
- I SMELLED SO BAD.
- AND SHE NEVER-- IN ITALY,
SHE DID HER LAUNDRY ONE TIME.
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT 'CAUSE I HAD TO DO IT FOR HER.
I HAD TO LUG IT IN THE... - SO SHE DIDN'T DO IT.
YOU DID IT. - WELL, YEAH, I DID IT...
- I'M SUCH A SLOB. - BECAUSE OUR ROOM SMELT SO BAD.
- UGH, LOOK AT THAT.
[laughter] WHAT?
- THAT IS MIAMI.
- WE THOUGHT WE WERE SO HOT.
- UGH, DISASTERS. - IT WAS SO FUNNY.
- WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT THAT,
DO YOU--DO YOU SEE WHY YOU, YOU KNOW,
LOOKED LIKE THAT AND DRESSED LIKE THAT?
DO YOU GO--'CAUSE, I MEAN, I LOOK BACK AT THINGS
THAT I LOOKED LIKE,
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT WAS JUST FASHIONABLE AT THE TIME."
both: YEAH.
- I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE REGRETS. WE JUST THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.
- I FEEL LIKE IT WAS JUST A PART OF GROWING UP.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE HAS THEIR STAGE
WHERE THEY'RE YOUNG AND DUMB.
OURS WAS JUST EXTENDED... - FOR A COUPLE YEARS, YEAH.
- A LITTLE BIT LONGER THAN NORMAL.
- AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THAT THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE
IN BOTH OF YOU--
WHAT'S THE BIGGEST DIFFERENCE IN YOU, SNOOKI?
OR NICOLE? - EVERYTHING.
I MEAN, I JUST FEEL LIKE EVER SINCE I HAD LORENZO, MY SON,
MY--MY WHOLE VIEW ON LIFE HAS CHANGED,
AND JUST ME AS A PERSON, I'VE CHANGED.
I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M MORE MATURE,
I'M RESPONSIBLE
BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS PERSON.
- RIGHT. - OH, MY LITTLE BABY
- AND-- - HE PASSES OUT LIKE THAT.
- AND YOU PROBABLY-- THAT'S CUTE.
- YEAH, SO, UM... - OH.
- YOU KNOW, I'M STILL AN IDIOT, BUT...
- YEAH.
- I KNOW I TAKE CARE OF MY BABY.
- BUT YOU DON'T DRINK AS MUCH ANYMORE.
YOU DON'T PARTY AS MUCH ANYMORE. - NO.
I MEAN, I'D RATHER BE WITH MY KID TO BE HONEST, SO...
- YEAH, SO THAT'S HOW YOU'VE CHANGED.
AND, JENNI, HOW HAVE YOU CHANGED?
- I JUST THINK MATURITY
AND JUST LIKE GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
OF, LIKE, YOUNG AND DUMB, EARLY 20s.
I'M ENGAGED NOW.
I'M WITH, YOU KNOW, MY MAN FOR THREE YEARS.
WE LIVE TOGETHER. - MM-HMM.
- I PAY BILLS.
THAT'S ROUGH. - YOU DIDN'T PAY BILLS BEFORE?
- WELL, I PAID THEM,
BUT I USED TO ALWAYS ASK MY DAD,
LIKE, "CAN YOU DO THIS? CAN YOU DO THAT?"
AND NOW I KIND OF DO THEM ON MY OWN, SO...
- AND YOU GOT IN A FIGHT WITH THE GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY,
CHRIS CHRISTIE.
- I DID.
- AND I'M PROUD OF YOU ACTUALLY.
- OH, THANK YOU. - TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU DID.
- SO, UM,
I'M COMPLETELY FOR GAY MARRIAGE.
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS' MOTHERS ARE LESBIANS,
AND THEY WOULD LOVE TO GET MARRIED,
AND MY BEST FRIEND JOEY WOULD LOVE TO GET MARRIED
IN THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY.
BUT CHRIS CHRISTIE'S TRYING TO DENY THAT RIGHT,
SO I STOOD UP AGAINST HIM, AND I'M BASICALLY SAYING, LIKE,
"CHURCH AND STATE SHOULD BE DIFFERENT.
"WHAT YOUR VIEWS ARE IN LIFE SHOULD NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
"WITH TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE.
"THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED.
I WANT TO BE AT THEIR WEDDINGS."
AND HE CAN NO LONGER STOP THAT.
AND I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
- GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD FOR YOU.
[cheers and applause]