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(Her Space Holiday's "The New Kid Revival" playing)
I LOVE SEX WITH YOU.
DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA CHANGE AFTER WE GET MARRIED?
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.
WHEN I WAS 7, I LOVED BANANA PUDDING.
I DID. I LOVED IT. I ATE IT EVERY DAY.
AND THEN ONE MORNING, I WOKE UP AND I LOOKED DOWN
AND I REALIZED I HATED IT.
IS OUR SEX LIFE GONNA BE LIKE THAT BANANA PUDDING?
I THINK MY BANANA PUDDING HAS MORE STAYING POWER
THAN YOU ARE USED TO.
COME HERE.
MM.
COME HERE. THANK YOU.
FOR WHAT?
FOR FINDING ME...
AND FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO SAFE.
♪ SO LET'S START THE NEW KID REVIVAL ♪
♪ WE'LL MAKE IT UP AS WE GO ALONG ♪
SO WHERE ARE YOU HEADED TODAY?
I HAVE TO GO TO THE IMPERIAL.
I HAVE, UM, A MEETING WITH THE CATERERS,
YOU KNOW, FINAL TWEAKS.
ARE YOU SURE YOUR FATHER'S GONNA BE OKAY
WITH US GETTING MARRIED AT HIS HOME?
NO, DADDY TALKS A BIG GAME AND--
WELL, AND HE HANDLES THE MONEY--
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CEREMONIES AND HOLIDAYS,
HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A SAY. THAT'S MOMMY'S DEPARTMENT.
IT'LL BE FINE.
TRUST ME.
WELL, IT'S TOMORROW.
PEOPLE ARE FLYING IN FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I LET HER DO IT.
I LET HER WANDER INTO THAT DEN OF INEQUITY.
LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY OUT OF IT.
ALL RIGHT.
AND, NICK.
YEAH.
I FIND MYSELF ENTHRALLED WITH OUR YOUNG HOUSEGUEST WRENN.
YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THE OTHER NIGHT.
I WONDER IF YOU COULD ARRANGE A-A LUNCHEON
FOR THE THREE OF US.
OKAY.
AND COULD YOU DO ONE OTHER THING?
YEAH, WHAT'S THAT?
COULD YOU PLEASE...
NOT SHOW UP?
UH, W--DO YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
WHY, IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW?
TELL ME, PLEASE.
I'LL SET IT UP.
GOOD. THANK YOU.
(remote beeps)
SO YOU WANT ME TO BUILD MY BIODIESEL PLANT
FOR STARTERS.
WELL, IT'S A FINE IDEA, SENATOR.
AND YOUR TAX INCENTIVES ARE COMPETITIVE, MS. LYONS.
AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M SIGNING WITH YOU.
MAY I ASK WHY EXACTLY?
ASK YOUR FATHER. HE BURNED ME IN BUSINESS DEALS...
TWICE, AND HE DID IT IN A WAY A MAN DOESN'T FORGET,
IN A WAY THAT MADE ME WANT TO COME HERE
AND SAY NO TO YOU PERSONALLY.
GIVE YOUR DAD MY BEST.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
(elevator bell dings)
MR. O'CONNELL. MIS--
HEY.
(lowered voice) WHAT? NOT NOW.
(normal voice) MR. O'CONNELL, PLEASE. SIR...
SIR, TRIPP DARLING AND PATRICK DARLING
HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ONE ANOTHER.
I'M TELLING YOU, PLEASE RECONSIDER...
IT'S MY BRO'S OFFICE. N'EST PAS?
HE WORKS FOR THE PEOPLE. ME PEOPLE.
WAS THAT THE EVAN O'CONNELL? HE'S TALLER IN PERSON.
I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU COST ME ANOTHER JOB.
OR START AGAIN.
I'D RATHER EAT GLASS. GET A LIFE.
FIND A BETTER WAY TO SPEND IT.
(door slams)
♪♪
HEY.
HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
(chuckles)
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.
I THINK I'M FINE, BUT TRIPP KEEPS SAYING
I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL I'M 100%, SO...
(laughs)
NOBODY SUSPECTS THAT WE'RE MEETING FOR COFFEE.
SO DON'T WORRY.
WELL, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT WORRIED.
LISTEN, UH... ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
YEAH.
I DON'T NORMALLY KISS GUYS I JUST MET.
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
I HADN'T DRAWN ANY CONCLUSIONS.
BUT IT WAS NICE. YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
HE IS SWEET, ISN'T HE?
LISA.
UH, YOU REMEMBER WRENN FROM...
YES, FROM MY BATTLE ROYALE WITH KAREN. HOW COULD I FORGET?
SORRY TO BREAK UP THE SWEETNESS.
YOU BROUGHT HER HERE, TO OUR PLACE?
YOU KNOW WHAT? UM, I CAN GO IF YOU TWO--
NO.
NO, STAY, PLEASE. IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, OBVIOUSLY.
I E-MAILED YOU KIKI'S MIDTERM GRADES.
HER TEACHERS SAYS SHE'S A LITTLE DISTRACTED,
LISA...
IT'S NICE TO KNOW MOURNING OUR MARRIAGE
LISA--
(sighs)
(beep)
JEREMY, IT'S ME.
I HAVE A QUESTION,
AND IT'S NOT A QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
SO LISTEN UP.
(Letitia) WRENN IS NOT WHAT SHE APPEARS TO BE.
I-I C--I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.
LETITIA--
DON'T YOU "LETITIA" ME.
YOUR FATHER USED TO SAY IT JUST LIKE THAT.
(sighs)
I HAVE A-A GOLD DIGGER
SINKING HER CLAWS INTO MY MARRIAGE.
I THINK THAT YOU ARE BEING A LITTLE DRAMATIC.
DRAMATIC? I HEARD TRIPP TELL YOU
THAT GIRL HAS HIM THINKING HE CAN DO BETTER THAN ME.
I HEARD IT.
THREE FRIENDS OF MINE HAVE LOST THEIR HUSBANDS
TO WOMEN LIKE THIS IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS.
I WILL NOT JOIN THE RANKS OF THE DESERTED.
I WILL NOT DIE ALONE.
OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
I WANT YOU TO, I DON'T... DO SOME CHECKING,
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS?
YOU HIT THE WOMAN WITH A CAR.
INITIATING A BACKGROUND CHECK ON HER ON THE HEELS OF THAT
COULD START TO LOOK LIKE HARASSMENT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE DONE.
OH, WELL. HMM.
MERCI BEAUCOUP.
(sighs)
OH, OH, AND JUST, UM, SO YOU KNOW, NICK,
JEREMY APPARENTLY
HAS INVITED YOUR WIFE TO KAREN'S WEDDING.
I ADVISED HIM AGAINST IT, OF COURSE, FOR YOUR SAKE.
UH-HUH.
BUT... (sighs)
THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE DONE.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, BOYS? I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT.
IT'S BLANK.
FILL IT IN WITH WHATEVER FIGURE YOU THINK IS APPROPRIATE.
AND WALK AWAY FROM KAREN.
(laughs)
UH, NO. I'M NOT INTERESTED.
GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, MR. ELDER.
A MAN OF YOUR ILK HAS A PRICE FOR EVERYTHING.
UH, MONEY... IS NOT WHAT I WANT.
WE'RE LISTENING.
I HAVE WHAT IS MOST VALUABLE TO YOU.
AND YOU HAVE WHAT IS MOST VALUABLE TO ME.
THE COMPANY.
YOUR COMPANY FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.
YOU SELL ME ALL OF YOUR SHARES-- ALL OF 'EM--
VOTING RIGHTS, AT A FAIR MARKET VALUE,
AND I'LL CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
NICK.
OKAY, THEN. I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED KAREN.
I GUESS I WAS MISTAKEN.
YOU OBNOXIOUS, LITTLE PIDDLING SON OF A ***.
HEY, HEY, NO ONE TALKS TO ME THAT WAY,
NOT IN MY HOUSE, NOT ANYWHERE.
NICK.
I KNOW IT HURTS TO LOSE HER, NICK.
BUT I TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL MAKE SURE SHE THROWS THE BOUQUET IN YOUR DIRECTION.
OKAY?
(chuckles)
♪♪
LISA'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.
WELL, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN.
I REMEMBER A TIME NOT SO LONG AGO,
MY PROBLEMS WERE MORE ADULT.
WELL...
WE'RE ALL BACK IN THE EIGHTH GRADE
WHEN WE'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY.
(laughs) YEAH. THAT'S FOR SURE.
UGH.
(laughs)
WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
SPEAKING OF THE EIGHTH GRADE...
TRIPP WANTED ME TO...
SET UP A LUNCH WITH YOU.
JUST HIM AND ME?
PRIVATELY, YEAH.
WHY WOULD HE WANT TO HAVE A PRIVATE LUNCH?
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
OH, MY GOD. THAT'S...
HE'S SWEET,
BUT I JUST DON'T SEE HIM LIKE THAT.
(mouths word)
IT'S A GOOD DAY ALL AROUND, HUH?
OKAY. HOW ABOUT THIS?
OKAY, WHAT?
TO THE WEDDING?
UH-HUH.
I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ABOUT TRIPP?
I'LL TALK TO HIM AT THE WEDDING,
MAKE MY FEELINGS CLEAR.
COME ON. YOU AND ME TOGETHER, YOU KNOW WE'LL HAVE FUN.
EVEN THE FAMILY LAWYER CAN'T DENY THAT.
ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. LET'S DO IT.
OKAY.
I'LL BE BLUNT.
THE NEWS ISN'T GOOD.
YOUR BODY ISN'T RESPONDING AS WE'D HOPED.
BRIAN.
THE CANCER HAS SPREAD...
CONSIDERABLY.
I'M SORRY.
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE'S FEELING BETTER, SHE HAS A LOT OF ENERGY AND...
SO JUST RUN THE LABS AGAIN.
ONE OF THE RISKS OF THIS DRUG IS THAT IT CAN MASK THE SYMPTOMS.
THEN PUT HER ON SOMETHING ELSE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? JUST PUT HER ON SOMETHING ELSE!
NO, BRIAN.
I'M DONE.
WHY DON'T YOU TWO TAKE YOUR TIME
AND TALK IT OVER?
(door opens)
ANDREA...
YOU HAVE TO.
I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.
ALL I WANTED
WAS TO LIVE MY LIFE AS PEACEFULLY AS POSSIBLE
FOR THE REST OF MY TIME...
HOWEVER LONG I HAVE.
AND YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS.
I DID IT. I'M GLAD.
AND IT'S OVER.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL THE SHRIMP?
I DON'T KNOW.
(Patrick) I MUST SAY, I'M A BIT SURPRISED.
YOU WANT A JOB... IN THIS OFFICE?
CERTIFIED.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU BEING A VALET?
I GOT THE PUBLIC SERVICE BUG.
YOUR CAMPAIGN WAS A WATERSHED MOMENT FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT I HAVE ONE LIFE,
AND I GOTTA FIND A BETTER WAY TO SPEND IT.
YOU DON'T REALLY WANT A JOB HERE.
I DO.
DUDE, I CRAVE EMPLOYMENT.
NO. YOU JUST WANT TO BE CLOSER TO HER.
NOLA? (chuckles)
SURVEY SAYS... (imitates buzzer)
SHE IS MILES BEHIND ME, LIGHT-YEARS.
YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT?
LOOK... I JUST WANT TO DO MY PART
TO MAKE NEW YORK AND AMERICA
A LITTLE BIT COOLER FOR EVERYONE.
I'D LIKE TO THINK YOU REALLY MEAN THAT.
DUDE, I'M YOUR MAN.
HOW IS OUR PATIENT, WRENN, FEELING?
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
DID YOU MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS FOR OUR LUNCHEON?
NO, NOT YET.
OH, GET IT DONE, WILL YOU?
I REALLY NEED THAT LITTLE DIVERSION
TO TAKE MY MIND OFF THIS... DAMNABLE WEDDING.
WHY DON'T WE ASK WRENN TO COME TO THE WEDDING?
THAT--THAT WOULD PLEASE ME.
WELL, SHE'S ALREADY COMING.
REALLY?
I'M BRINGING HER AS MY DATE.
YEAH.
OH, I-I DIDN'T REALIZE
THE TWO OF YOU HAD BECOME FAST FRIENDS.
WELL, IT'S BASICALLY JUST THAT AT THIS POINT--FRIENDS. I...
WHICH IS WHY I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T TELL YOU EARLIER,
BECAUSE--
WELL... I-I MADE IT CLEAR, DIDN'T I?
OH, YEAH... YOU DID.
I-I JUST... YOU KNOW, I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
OKAY. NO, FINE. GOOD.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, NICK.
ACTUALLY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
THERE'S MY BABY.
JUST A SILLY DAYDREAM GONE.
HI, DADDY.
HELLO, SWEETHEART.
HEY.
YEAH.
OKAY. OH, AND HEY, DON'T WORRY. I DIDN'T PUT LISA AT YOUR TABLE.
I FIGURED SITTING NEXT TO YOUR WIFE AND HER DATE
COULD GET KIND OF... (singsong voice) AWKWARD.
WELL, THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
DADDY.
SIT DOWN, SWEETHEART.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU
FOR LETTING ME HAVE THE WEDDING HERE.
I MEAN, I KNOW THERE'S-- THERE'S STILL A PART OF YOU
THAT DOESN'T TRUST SIMON.
A PART OF ME?
HE MAKES ME FEEL SAFE, DADDY.
LOOK, I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO BE COMPLETELY HAPPY ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
OR, WELL, OKAY, EVER.
BUT I LOVE HIM, DADDY.
AND IN THE WAY THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED FOR ME,
HE LOVES ME, TOO. HE DOES.
HE DOES?
HE DOES.
WELL...
I'LL DO MY BEST, DARLING.
THANK YOU, DADDY.
(cell phone rings)
(ring)
(ring)
(beep)
HELLO.
It's Tripp.
I WANT YOU TO GO SEE SIMON ELDER.
AND DO WHAT?
TELL HIM HE HAS A DEAL.
(exhales deeply)
NICK.
COME ON IN.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
AH, AND WHAT DEAL DO I HAVE EXACTLY?
TRIPP IS PREPARED TO SELL YOU
HIS CONTROLLING STAKE IN DARLING ENTERPRISES
IN EXCHANGE FOR CALLING OFF THE WEDDING.
HUH.
THE OLD MAN SAW THE WISDOM.
I'M ALMOST IMPRESSED.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL IT OFF.
GOOD.
WAIT A SECOND.
CLEARLY, A DEAL LIKE THIS WILL TAKE DAYS TO COMPLETE, WEEKS.
THE CEREMONY'S IN FOUR HOURS.
WOW. IS IT THAT SOON?
I GOTTA START GETTING DRESSED.
COME ON, NICK. YOU DIDN'T THINK
I WAS GONNA LEAVE KAREN DARLING AT THE ALTAR,
BREAK HER LITTLE HEART IN TWO
JUST BECAUSE YOU WALKED IN HERE AND SHOOK MY HAND?
LISTEN, YOU WORK FAST,
BECAUSE UNTIL THIS DEAL IS DONE,
UNTIL DARLING ENTERPRISES IS MINE,
THE WEDDING'S ON.
ARE YOU LOST?
BABY, I'M WORKING.
LIKE YOU, I IS NOW ON THE FEDERAL DIME.
SPEAK ENGLISH.
I'M THE SENATOR'S
NEW GENERAL-ASSIGNMENT OFFICE ASSISTANT,
SALARY GRADE GS-1.
I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.
FOUND A BETTER WAY TO SPEND MY LIFE.
I WON'T DO "CHARLIE ROSE" AGAIN. OH, NO, NO, NO.
HE DAZZLES YOU WITH THAT CAROLINA CHARM.
THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
HOW YOU USED TO WALK AROUND IN YOUR MOMMY'S HIGH HEELS.
(laughs)
UM, NOLA, ANY SUGGESTIONS
FOR HOW TO GET O'CONNELL BACK TO THE TABLE
BEFORE WE LOSE ANOTHER 100,000 JOBS TO CALIFORNIA?
GET A NEW FATHER.
(pencil sharpener whirring)
(whirring stops)
I HAVE--I HAVE AN IDEA.
NO, YOU DON'T. PATRICK, A WORD.
DOES THE NAME BILLY CARTER MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
ROGER CLINTON?
YOUR BROTHER IS A PIECE OF BAGGAGE
YOU CANNOT TAKE ON THIS TRIP TO WASHINGTON.
OKAY, THE ONLY DIRECTION HE NEEDS IS OUT THE DOOR.
JEREMY SHOWS UP DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
IN THE TABLOIDS EVERY WEEK.
HIS TASTE IN WOMEN RUNS THE GAMUT
TO YOU.
I WAS THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.
LISTEN, WE NEED YOU TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY,
AND PORK BARRELING YOUR BROTHER
BEFORE YOU'VE EVEN TAKEN THE OATH IS JUST SILLY.
NOLA, IT'S ONLY HIS FIRST DAY.
PATRICK, I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
IT'S JEREMY OR ME. YOUR CHOICE.
(sighs) A-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL... I'LL FIRE HIM.
GREAT.
WELL, THAT'S AN INTERESTING WARDROBE CHOICE. (chuckles)
OH, YEAH. I'M CHANGING AT THE IMPERIAL.
UNLESS YOU WANT ME LIKE THIS.
OH. (chuckles)
(computer chimes)
UH, EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOTTA GET THAT.
LET ME CHECK IT.
YOU'RE WORKING ON OUR WEDDING DAY?
ROMANTIC.
IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.
(beep)
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
HUH.
IS THE WORLD STILL SAFE FOR BILLIONAIRES?
YEAH.
NO COMPLAINTS.
OKAY.
YOU... ARE BEAUTIFUL.
OH.
AND I LOVE YOU.
AND I CAN'T...
I CAN'T WAIT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND.
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT MUCH LONGER.
MNH-MNH.
I GOTTA GO. (chuckles)
MM. MM.
MM. (chuckles)
I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
YOU KNOW YOU WILL.
THE BANK CALLED. THE DEAL'S DONE.
IT'LL HIT THE WIRES ANY MINUTE.
GOOD. WELL, WE BETTER START MAKING CALLS.
RIGHT.
IF MY OBSERVATION OF THE MAN IS CORRECT,
MR. ELDER WILL NOT HAVE THE GUTS TO TELL KAREN,
SO I GUESS IT'LL BE DOWN TO ME.
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, I'LL TELL HER.
OKAY.
THANKS, NICK.
OH, HEY, NICK. (chuckles)
IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME. I'M KINDA GETTIN' MARRIED HERE.
(laughs)
UM...
KAREN, CAN WE TALK?
YEAH.
ALONE.
OH. OKAY, GIRLS.
(whistles)
(giggles) HEY.
HEY.
WHAT'S COOKIN'? (laughs) SORRY.
(sighs)
I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT BACK DOWN.
OKAY, NICK, YOU KNOW,
I'VE--I'VE PLAYED THIS SCENE IN MY HEAD A MILLION TIMES,
OF YOU COMING IN HERE AND TALKING TO ME,
AND YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE GONNA WHISK ME OFF TO SOME--
THIS IS NOT THAT SCENE.
I KNOW.
I WISH IT WERE, BUT IT'S NOT.
OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED TO SIMON TODAY.
(chuckles)
(laughs)
THAT'S...
ARE... ARE YOU S-SURE YOU'RE NOT WHISKING ME AWAY HERE?
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE... BETTER.
I'M NOT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SIMON OFFERED TO CALL OFF THE WEDDING
IN EXCHANGE FOR MAJORITY CONTROL
OF DARLING ENTERPRISES.
(scoffs)
AND YOUR FATHER TOOK HIM UP ON IT.
WOW.
YEAH.
I'M SORRY.
DON'T BE SORRY.
WHAT G-- (laughs)
WHAT GIRL WOULDN'T BE THRILLED TO KNOW
SHE'S WORTH 20-- $20 BILLION?
MORE.
YEAH.
NICK.
YEAH.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS, DID YOU?
(sighs)
KAREN--
GET OUT!
(woman) ♪ GYPSY LIKE ME ♪
PILLOWHEAD! MY MAN.
(laughs)
JEREMY DARLING IN A SUIT.
OH, WHAT'S UP? (chuckles)
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL, I'M KINDA ON A SCHED.
WHAT DO YOU NEED, TUNES?
WELL, ALL RIGHT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
WELL, IT'S MORE WHAT CAN WE DO FOR EACH OTHER?
(blows air)
YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH FIRE.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, SMOKEY THE BEAR?
IT MAKES THE POLISH SOFTER.
HEY, I'M JUST KIDDING.
YOU CAN BE SMOKEY THE BEAR IF YOU WANT.
HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
IS MOMMY GOING TO DIE?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
BECAUSE SHE'S SICK.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
I LISTENED ON THE PHONE
WHEN SHE WAS TALKING TO THE DOCTOR.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EAVESDROPPING, RUMSFELD--
INACCURATE INFORMATION.
BUT SHE IS SICK.
YEAH.
SHE'S SICK.
BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA DIE.
YOU'RE LYING.
YES.
LISTEN TO ME. MOMMY IS NOT GONNA DIE.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.
(indistinct conversations)
WOW.
YOU LOOK HOT.
JEREMY, I AM HERE TO MAKE MY HUSBAND JEALOUS,
NOT TO GET YOU AROUSED.
GOT IT?
GOT IT.
GOOD. AND THANK YOU.
(indistinct conversations)
THANKS AGAIN FOR COMING WITH ME.
HAPPY TO, IF FOR NO OTHER REASON
THAN TO WITNESS
THE REMOVAL OF YOUR BROTHER AS HANGER-ON IN CHIEF.
PIECE OF ADVICE, SENATOR.
WHEN WE GET TO D.C...
(whispers) DON'T MENTION WOMEN'S SHOES.
HOW COULD YOU PROMISE HIM I WAS GONNA BE OKAY?
GREAT. NOW WHEN I DIE,
HE'LL FEEL EVEN MORE UNSAFE AND KNOW THAT HIS DAD IS A LIAR.
YES, I AM.
GROW UP AND ACCEPT IT.
NO.
YOU CAN'T DIE.
I NEED YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
WOW. YOU LOVE ME?
YOU'LL DO ANYTHING... TO WIN AN ARGUMENT.
(indistinct conversations)
GOOD AFTERNOON.
IF YOU'LL ALL EXCUSE ME,
I AM SORRY TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS,
BUT THE SCHEDULE HAS CHANGED,
AND THERE WILL NO LONGER BE A WEDDING TODAY.
ON BEHALF OF THE BRIDE AND GROOM,
I APOLOGIZE.
UH, WAIT A SECOND.
YES, THERE IS.
(guests murmuring)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ANDREA...
GET UP.
NO.
LISTEN... EVER SINCE I MET YOU...
I'VE FELT DRAWN TO YOU,
SO MUCH THAT IT MAKES ME FRIGGIN' HATE YOU SOMETIMES...
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE NEEDING ANYBODY.
BUT I DO NEED YOU.
I DO.
YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF MY SON...
AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE.
(murmuring continues)
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
(Andrea) I DO.
THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF NEW YORK,
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE.
(orchestra playing Mendelssohn's "Wedding March
from 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'")
WHOO!
(music continues)
(cheering continues)
(champagne cork pops)
TRIPP DARLING GOT EMOTIONAL,
AND EMOTION IS BAD FOR BUSINESS.
HUH?
WE'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, SIMON,
AND GETTING WORSE BY THE MINUTE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HERE.
(tv clicks)
IT'S BEEN A ROLLER-COASTER DAY FOR DARLING ENTERPRISES.
THE BLUE CHIP SURGED IN EARLY TRADING
YEAH, SO?
THEN PLUMMETED WHEN DOZENS OF C.E.O.s ANNOUNCED
THEY WERE CANCELING THEIR CONTRACTS WITH THE COMPANY.
ONE STAR RESEARCH ANALYST
HAS ALREADY PUBLISHED A NOTE TO INVESTORS
THAT SHE BELIEVES SIMON ELDER'S NEW COMPANY
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
HE MUST HAVE PLANNED THIS FROM THE BEGINNING.
YOU'RE A LOSING $100 MILLION AN HOUR, SIR.
...SUDDENLY BE FORCED TO FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY PROTECTION?
IS D.E. STOCK NOW WORTHLESS?
NO WORD YET FROM SIMON ELDER...
AS TO HOW THESE DEVELOPMENTS
ARE SITTING WITH THE TECHNO MAGNATE.
SHUT IT OFF!
AS THE SITUATION UNFOLDS. IN OTHER NEWS, J--
(gasps and murmurs)
(pants)
NOBODY LEAVES THIS ROOM
UNTIL WE PUT THIS COMPANY BACK TOGETHER.
(scoffs) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT, DID--DID YOU-- DID YOU COME TO GLOAT?
I GUESS THIS WAS ALL A PART OF DADDY'S PLAN ALL ALONG, RIGHT?
(laughs) WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF THE DARLINGS,
BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE DARLING OUT OF THE GIRL.
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF ANYTHING.
I GAVE MYSELF TO YOU MORE FULLY AND MORE FREELY
THAN I'VE EVER GIVEN TO ANYONE.
AND YOU TRADED ME AWAY FOR WHAT, FOR SHARES IN A COMPANY?
HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
AT LEAST NOW YOU'RE FREE FOR NICK.
OH, SIMON.
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
(voice breaks) ALL I WANTED WAS YOU.
(playing instrumental jazz)
YOU'RE QUIET. ARE YOU OKAY?
I'M HAPPY. IT'S UNFAMILIAR.
MM.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL BRIAN THE TRUTH.
WE'RE ONLY MARRIED 18 MINUTES, YOU'RE ALREADY NAGGING ME?
(chuckles)
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT.
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU HAVE TO.
I'M DYING, BRIAN.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM,
EVEN WHEN IT'S HARD,
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S HARD.
WHOO!
LET'S JUST LET HIM ENJOY TODAY, OKAY?
(music continues)
JEREMY, HOW'S IT GOING?
HEY, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, CHIEF?
I AM READY, WILLING AND ABLE.
ABOUT THAT. UH...
YOU OKAY?
(laughs)
JEREMY, IT'S LIKE THIS,
AND I REALLY HATE TO HAVE TO DO THIS HERE, BUT--
GIVE THAT FELLA A MEDAL.
WELL, I SAID NO TO YOU IN PERSON.
YES?
SENATOR, I'VE DECIDED TO ACCEPT YOUR OFFER,
AND IT WAS THIS YOUNG MAN THAT GOT ME TO CHANGE MY MIND.
YEAH. (laughs)
REALLY?
THIS IS MY SON-- D.J. PILLOWHEAD.
MR. O'CONNELL. WHAT A SURPRISE.
MS. LYONS.
THINGS HAVE, UH, BEEN A LITTLE TOUGH
FOR ME AND MY BOY EVER SINCE, UH,
MY MARRIAGE FELL APART WITH HIS MOTHER.
FACT OF THE MATTER IS,
WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO EACH OTHER FOR, UH, OVER A YEAR.
I ADVISED MY BUDDY D.J. OVER HERE
TO GIVE HIS OLD MAN A CALL... RECONCILE.
MY SON AND I STILL HAVE SOME WORK TO DO,
BUT WE'RE TALKING AGAIN.
AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
FANTASTIC.
OUR STAFF WILL WORK OUT THE DETAILS.
AND THANK YOU AGAIN, YOUNG MAN.
HE'S A KEEPER.
A KEEPER.
(music continues)
YOU LOOK LOVELY.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE HERE WITH NICK?
I AM, YEAH.
WELL, I'VE... OFTEN SAID ON MANY OCCASIONS...
NICK... IS A LUCKY MAN.
ACTUALLY, I THINK I'M THE LUCKY ONE.
WELL...
WHATEVER COMES OF IT,
I COULDN'T BE MORE THRILLED FOR THE TWO OF YOU.
TRULY.
(music continues)
WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU THROW A MEAN HAIL MARY.
I HAD TO.
YOU WERE TRYING TO GET ME FIRED.
GET YOU FIRED, JEREMY?
YOU BARELY EVEN OCCUR TO ME.
(Patrick) HELLO, TEAM.
MIND IF I STEAL AWAY MY CHIEF OF STAFF
FOR A LITTLE SPIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR?
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
SEE YOU IN THE OFFICE, FIRST THING MONDAY.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT TUESDAY.
DIG IT.
SO TELL ME, WHAT DID TRIPP HAVE TO SAY?
HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NICER.
WHY?
NO REASON.
WHAT NICK SEES IN HER, I'LL NEVER KNOW.
(Wrenn laughs)
I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS TO YOU, MY DEAR.
WHAT'S THAT?
UPON FIRST MEETING WRENN...
GETTING TO KNOW HER A LITTLE,
I ALLOWED MYSELF TO REFLECT,
FOR THE FIRST TIME, REALLY, IN OUR 40 YEARS,
ON WHAT MY LIFE MIGHT BE LIKE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
SHE COULD BE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER.
(laughs) I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S ABSURD.
I EVEN WENT SO FAR
AS TO ASK NICK TO ARRANGE A CLANDESTINE RENDEZVOUS,
A LUNCHEON.
BUT IT--THAT NEVER CAME TO PASS.
BUT SEEING HER HERE THIS EVENING
PUT MY ESCAPADE INTO PERSPECTIVE.
AND I FELT THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
I DISCOVERED AFRESH...
THAT YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,
AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
(whispers) THANK YOU.
MR. DARLING.
YES, CLARK.
SIMON ELDER'S HERE.
HE SAYS IT'S URGENT.
YOU SCREWED ME, OLD MAN.
YOU SABOTAGED DARLING ENTERPRISES.
NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL.
MY FRIENDS, MY COLLEAGUES, ARE FREE TO DO BUSINESS
OR TO NOT DO BUSINESS WITH WHOMEVER THEY PLEASE.
BUT IT IS FASCINATING, DON'T YOU FIND?
TO SEE PEOPLE OPERATING ON THE BASIS OF SOMETHING
OTHER THAN THE PURSUIT OF FINANCIAL GAIN.
THE COMPANY IS RUINED-- RUINED.
WELL, IF YOU'RE NO LONGER INTERESTED
IN CONTROLLING DARLING ENTERPRISES,
I WILL BUY IT BACK FROM YOU AT ITS CURRENT MARKET VALUE.
YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU WALK AWAY
WITH A 1-DAY, $10-BILLION PROFIT?
(chuckles)
OKAY, HALF THE COMPANY...
AT A 20% DISCOUNT TO YESTERDAY'S CLOSE.
SO THAT THAT WAY IT WOULD ONLY BE...
$4 BILLION AND CHANGE.
AND WHAT, YOU AND I WILL...
(chuckles) WILL BE PARTNERS?
(laughs)
MM-HMM.
IRONIC, ISN'T IT?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
DEAL?
(instrumental jazz playing)
WRENN, YOU BONY LITTLE ***.
HOW DARE YOU SHOW UP AT MY DAUGHTER'S WEDDING
AND THROW YOURSELF AT MY HUSBAND,
I'M HERE WITH NICK.
NO.
NO, I HAVE NO INTENTION--
YOU THINK I WOULD LET THAT HAPPEN?
OKAY, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT ANYONE.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT TO DO.
YOU PLANTED YOURSELF IN FRONT OF MY CAR,
YOU INSINUATED YOURSELF INTO MY HOUSEHOLD,
AND YOU HAD EVERY INTENTION OF STEALING MY HUSBAND FROM ME,
AND WITH HIM, MY FUTURE
AND THE FUTURE OF MY FAMILY.
(mutters)
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.
NOW!
HEY.
LOST YOUR DATE?
LISA, LET'S-- LET'S NOT DO THIS HERE.
(chuckles)
I WAS... REALLY ASKING.
UH...
HEY.
HEY.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE SUMMER HOUSE?
WHAT, THE ONE THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
USED TO STAY AT WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? YEAH.
(chuckles)
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS TIME IN COLLEGE
WHEN ME AND MY ROOMMATE DROVE ALL NIGHT TO GO THERE,
AND WHEN WE FINALLY MADE IT,
IT HAD BEEN SOLD AND TORN DOWN.
THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT.
THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT US RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW... WE COULD DRIVE ALL NIGHT
AND TRY AND GET BACK WHAT WE HAD,
BUT IT'S--IT'S GONE.
IT'S JUST... GONE.
WHEN I SAW YOU AND WRENN AT THE COFFEE SHOP,
I WAS SO JEALOUS.
(sighs) SO I BROUGHT JEREMY TONIGHT
TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.
BUT I DON'T FEEL JEALOUS ANYMORE.
I JUST FEEL...
SAD.
YEAH.
IT'S FINE.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
(sighs)
(elevator bell dings)
WRENN, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
WAIT. JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW.
ONE SECOND, I'M TALKING TO TRIPP ABOUT YOU.
NEXT THING I KNOW, LETITIA IS ACCUSING ME
OF COMING TO THE WEDDING TO STEAL HER HUSBAND.
YOU KNOW, I MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO TRIPP
THAT IT'S YOU I'M INTERESTED IN.
I MEAN, YOU'RE ASKING ME WHAT HAPPENED.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS STARTED AS AN ACCIDENT, AND...
MAYBE IT'S BEST IF WE JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
SO... WE'RE JUST DONE?
JUST LIKE THAT?
LISTEN, I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER,
REALLY.
BUT EXISTING AROUND THIS FAMILY IS... NOT EASY.
TRUST ME. I-I KNOW.
(sighs)
GO.
AND... DON'T LOOK BACK.
TRIPP.
WE NEED TO TALK, NOW.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
MR. ELDER HAS HAD
A NASTY CASE OF BUYER'S REMORSE.
SO WE'RE GOING TO BAIL HIM OUT OF HIS PREDICAMENT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
DID YOU ENJOY OWNING DARLING ENTERPRISES
FOR FIVE HOURS?
OH, NO, NO. HE'S STILL GOING TO BE A MAJOR SHAREHOLDER.
I CONTROL 50% OF THE COMPANY, TO BE EXACT.
WHAT'S GOING ON, TRIPP?
WELL, MR. ELDER AND I HAVE BECOME PARTNERS.
(chuckles) WHICH I-I GUESS ALSO MEANS
THAT IN ADDITION TO WORKING FOR ME,
YOU WILL ALSO WORK FOR HIM.
WELL...
CLEARLY THIS IS ABOUT ME AND WRENN.
IT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BLOW UP MY CHANCE
AT A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE WOMAN?
NICK, YOUR ACCUSATION IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
FINE.
I'LL SEE BOTH OF YOU ON MONDAY MORNING.
(door slams)
(elevator bell dings)
(doors open)
KAREN, I AM SO SORRY.
GO TO HELL.