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I went down the street and got a burrito
then went to the store and bought me some Fritos
On my way home, I ate and felt uneasy, then I heard a gurgle noise and felt kind of quesy
Ignored it for a sec, went on with my day,
Felt pretty good, eatin' this way
My car broke down, I called AAA
Waitin' for hours they makin' me stay
My stomache got worse, the BG's were startin'
Couldn't help the fact that I got to fartin'
Fartin' got worse, it sounded like a gun
The whole neighborhood started to run
I ran home feelin' like an atomic bomb, just went off in my oversied bum,
When I got home I saw my youngest son, and I said for your health...
You better run!
My wife came near, and I cried hun,
You dont want to come in here
Cause I ran to the bathroom, I tripped and fell
I yelled out loud....
This is Hell!
Can't even hold it,
My butts' on fire,
I started to cry,
and I pooped out a plier
called for my mama, she just said "Shut up!"
"You need to man up!"
It started a splashback
My poop was flying
poop on the walls now
I think I'm dying
I am a man,
I cleaned my glands,
I only cried,
Twice through the night!
Car troubles?