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A film by Artem Alasheev Egor Chichkanov
starring Artem Alasheev Ilya Lebedev
Director of photography Egor Chichkanov
The evening is passing by
What's the difference?
So we should take a sausage, some cheese...
then mayo "Sdoblya" by 24 rubles
What else?
OK
There is no half a litre bottle of ***
We have only 0,7 of litre bottles
But I see the small one
- This one? Are you sure it is the good one? - Absolutely!
Let's put it in the sack.
Artem, give it to me.
- We should boil eggs. - That's right.
- Eggs should be boiled for 5 minutes. - Dude, if you are gonna to cook hard boiled eggs, you should boil them for 10 minutes.
Give the cat some sausage. Cut a small one.
- Pick it up. - Kitty-kitty, take it.
- You make it wrong. - Take it easy.
- So you are saying you don't drink the liquid from a can of olives? - Of course not. It's a disgusting ***. - It's stupid.
So I put in the whole can?
- If you ask me, I would put the half of it. - It makes sense.
- I know several people who would feel extremly sick if they saw it.
I tell you it will get warmer.
In oder of precedency.
- This time let's spend this evening without alcohol abuse. - The first short would be big.
So that much... Ok, let it be.
I told you the first short would be big
So here we go!
- You were right, it's acceptable. - What is acceptable? - *** is acceptable.
- Well this is the basic stylistics of a film. - Should we whip off the third one? - No, this is not necessary.
- So what's the deal? What are we drinking for? Why am I asking, it doesn't matter.
*** ***!
A hard one?
- So what is going on in your life? - What? - What's up with you? - In the whole my life or particularly now?
- It's capybara. - A tapir? - Why is a tapir? It' capybara.
- It looks like a tapir. - It's the biggest rodent on the earth. - And how big is it?
- What do you mean? It's 1,2m in height. - You must be joking. - It's true, it's a half size on the T-shirt than the real one.
It's extremly hard to drink under tis heat.
- I just pour some. And it will be standing safe and sound. - But it will warm up very soon.
If we are going to hell let's make it with marching steps. Cheers.
- Not good. - Damn ***. - You are right. - *** ***. - *** sweet.
- Matbe will sing something really-really good? - Do you mean Victor Tsoi I hope? - I mean David Bowie.
- The good one is only Tsoi, bro. - I said David Bowie.
(lyrics of Victor Tsoi) The life is passing by in an ant-hill Somebody breaks the leg, it doesn't matter
- Egor, sing something. - I can't. I'm a bad singer.
Listen, Artem, I know a very good song.
- Extremly hot. - *** extremly hot.
Well. Let's not clink the glasses.
- Why are you doing this? - I fed up with sitting there. - Why?
It seems to me, that the audience could develop a little deformed representation of Russian people
Look, pour up to this level. That's right.
- Stop fooling me. There it is. - God damn, you hold it unsteadily.
- See? - A little bit less than this level. Yeah. Up to this level. - You are right, up to this level.
You see, I've got an economic gain from you.
That is fun.
It looks like you are playing piano.
What's the hell?
Let's stop it. It's obviosly can't...
Sharp as it was.
another one
What the hell is going on?
Look, the cat has come.
Why have you done it?!
- Should we go? - Let's go. - Let's go.
Wow
translated by Ira Ashurkova