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Alright I;m going to bet $200 That I win and... Im ready to play, i'm ready to play.
these guys have no chance
against me. Who the *** rides a.... "HAHAHAHAH"
You guys are Idiots or... really smart
and i'm just an idiot myself.
Lets go!
Here we go!
Aww ***, already winning
seriously
My acceleration is terrible. My acceleration is soo bad! What is going on?
Oh ***... AHAHAHAHAH I just knocked him out of this race!!!
OH! Get owned Scrub! GET OWNED! Im in first place!
FIRST PLACE!!!!
Oh *** off road!
No wonder why they picked off-road things....
***...
fffffSSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTT!!!!
Oooohhh.... OAJHKFUIEHA!!!!!! Oooooahhh.....
Wait what!?!?
Ok.... That works....
Ahhh ohh..... I'm soo.....
Ahhhhhh... I'm sooo.... Kind of drunk right now? So....
surprising how i'm winning?
Ahahahaha! I should've put more money on my self!! Jesus Christ! I only put $200!
Wheelie FOR VICTORY!
There we go! Wheelie for victory! YEAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My First race and I won first place because I've been drinking!
Yay! Holly *** $4800!
Where's my bet money?
Just like that. Winner!!!!
Jerk off in yo' face! Ahahahhhaahahah!!
Scrubs!
I'm a rob myself a convenience store!
Ah!! Drunkingly robbing a convenience store!
me - Hi!!! Clerk - "Let me know if you need anything. Oh *** not good!"
me - Hi! Clerk - "OK! OK! I'm trying!" me - HURRY UP! HURRY UP!
Clerk - "I CAN'T GO ANY FASTER!" me - I don't like any of your stuff!
Do I intimidate you!?
Does your stock have any purpose here? Clerk - "There goes the family vacation!"
There goes the family vacation.... NOW what do we do?!?
Yes you better run!
You better run! Now what?
You've done all you could!
I don't like your computer, I don't like all your *** here!
I don't wanna see any of my face anywhere! Your fax machine? IDK why you even have a FAX machine
no one gives a *** about a FAX machine.
*** coffee!!! No one likes your coffee! Your Coffee is indestructable!!
It's been there forever, old as ***! Your soda's are terrible!
Let you know right now, "Your soda's are terrible!"
*** now I have to get out of here! Later ***!!
OH ***!
Cop - "SON OF A ***!"
Ahhhh damnit! No No!
OH ***! Im trying to stay alive...
and you didn't save me....