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A vampire foursome, a fire monster extinguished, and a whole lot of pig ***. I'm Alex and
if you haven't seen "Everybody Wants to Rule the World," this is your official spoiler
alert. Soo attack on the world's True Blood factories
is officially a 'go' and it's only a matter of time before the mainstream vamps get too
hungry to play nice with the humans. Call me immature but I was a little too distracted
by the male full frontal on display to understand any of the weird Lillith prayers they were
chanting in the beginning, but I think it's safe to assume that the chancellors are still
up to no good. I think it's also safe to say that Bill has
officially lost it. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt, assuming he was just pretending
to play along with Salome and the gang for the purpose of some greater good… but no,
he really is trippin'. Here's to hoping that Eric will find a way to get them out of this
mess… after he gets himself out of handcuffs. Is it just me or does Childhood Alcide look
not at all like Alcide and a lot like Jacob Black?
And congrats to Andy for not being the worst sheriff in town after all. Just when you think
someone might actually be harmless in this damned town, turns out Sheriff Dearborne and
his 'dragon' wife are the ones behind this crazy anti-supe killer ***. Props to crazy
karate Sam who pretty much kicked the crap out of the whole ***.. bare-*** naked. That
was awesome. Poor Sookie. Whacked with a frying pan, drugged
with ginger ale, fed to the pigs, and ***-drained by Bill in his *** little vampire sex dream.
Kind of an easy day for her, actually, relatively speaking. Didn't I tell you that your fairy
powers would probably come in handy again?? Also, thank god Terry's whole fire monster
storyline has been wrapped up, because it was really starting to stress me out. I'm
pretty sure I've chewed off all my nails watching him fight fire, hold a gun up to his own head,
wrestle with a crazy armed Scott Foley… so here's to hoping that drama is done and
buried. And of course, leave it to Russell the multitasker
to take a break from taking over the world to visit his werewolf friends and provide
their daily dose of V. Of course, Martha's gotta start trouble, so he decides to kidnap
(dognap?) Luna's daughter Emma. Maybe if Martha hadn't practically kidnapped her from Luna
in the first place, Emma wouldn't be stuck in this mess. But, adorable puppy or not,
in Russell's clutches is not a place you want to be.
Will Bill be saved from the dark side?? What's up with this new vampire sheriff kicking Pam
around?? And will Alcide and his dad join forces to take down the V-addicted pack??
Only three episodes left, so don't forget to check back with me to talk more True Blood.