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The ocean's full of water and fishes And my sink is full of glasses and dishes
The sky is full, of stars up above
But my heart is full of nothing but love!
Love! Love! Nothing but love!
LOVE! LOVE! NOTHING BUT....
- Sorry, kid.
Love's a ***.
- Welcome to the Golden Lovers Karaoke Bar, where love blossoms in the notes of every song.
- Is the bar called that whole thing, or is it just...
- We have a reservation for a private room under the name Bob A. Fett.
- I made that reservation. - It's cute.
- Ah yes. The room of the inviting Lotus Blossom. Down the hall to the left.
- I super have to pee. - That's ok, babe. I'll get us settled. *** cran?
- Double greyhound with a twist. - What is this? Brunch?
- Maybe in the morning if you play your cards right, Dollface.
- Quite a girl. - Yep.
- Buy you a drink? - Yep.
- Can I say something?
I'm really glad you and Guy get together. You seem like the perfect couple.
- You think he likes me?
- Of course he does.
First he likes me, then not He treats me like a hassle
First he's cold and then hot His princess is in another castle
- Guy can be hard to read sometines. - A little.
- You think he likes my boyfriend? Because I really do.
You've got a doctor already Isn't that enough?
He's gorgeous and heady and he gets all your nerd stuff.
Is this what love feels like it's different than ***
bigger than just ***-like more like *** like plus trust.
But you also have my Guy In the palm of your hand
and I can plainly see why he's yours to command.
So tall! So tall!
So smart! So smart!
So full of life!
What am I even doing here? Maybe I'll be a doctor's... wife.
- Whew! You should time this one. Cause' I think it's gonna be a new record.
- So, I landed the damaged aircraft while the pilot nursed her new baby.
That's when I realised I wanted to be a father.
- Wow, what another incredible story.
- I'm sure you have plenty of your own.
- I have seen a bunch of European horror movies...
- ... Yes.
- We're back! - Oh, thank God you're here.
- Well, we demand serenading. Okay. Coming right up.
- Oh...
... it's broken. - It's a software problem.
- I'd check the connections first. - Nah, I can easily hacking the operating system...
- Occam's razor suggests the simplest solution is often correct.
- I suggest that anyone who quotes razors is full of... ***.
- Ok, why don't we get another drink. - You have a drink.
- Now I don't.
Guy, why don't you come with me to the bar? We can talk to the manager about the broken machine.
- Fine.
Try not to fall in love with this guy after I leave, ok? You gonna look at him, you're going to want to ***.
- That was like watching two gorillas hurl barrels at each other.
Which is something gorillas do? I'm not sure... My point is:
that I really wanted them to get along. They both mean so much to me.
But I can't be mad at Guy, 'cause I know that he's shy and...
- What the hell was that? - Whoa, calm down.
- I suggested a double date because I wanted you two to get along.
- We do get along. Didn't you see him talk at me?
- Can you please make
a little bit more of an effort?
I really like him.
- ... Yes. Fine.
I'll be the best friend that he never knew he needed.
- I just want to apologize about that whole Occam's razor thing.
You're absolutely right. Terrible cliche. - It's fine.
- Good. I'd hate for there be any bad blood between us. You're Val's best friend.
- Yes.
- That Kat seems like a special girl.
A special girl one of a kind
in this whole world
and she's mine.
A perfect girl to spend some time she wants a
double greyhound and a twist of lime.
So smart and sweet
and would never lie.
And I'll have a beer and something for Guy...
- What are you drinking? - Two gin and tonics.
- Gotcha.
She's a special girl He's a special guy
Val's with him and I see why.
Maybe some fries...
And a bird in the hand is worth two in the tree
I chose to not say bush BECAUSE IT SOUNDS TOO DIRTY!
Maybe try that new beer-iced tea...
A man's perfect girl
should be his best pal
I came here with Kat This guy's leaving with Val.
I gotta stay in the moment Even though I'm moving to Africa...
I gotta dig what I've got After all, Kat's nice...
... and hot ... and hot.
- I could have fixed that machine. - I know.
- Welcome to the bar of forgotten troubles. What can I get ya?
- Double greyhound, two gin and tonics and one of those iced tea beers, place.
- Our karaoke machine is broken. - I'll be right in to fix it.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
Work, work, work. That's all that I do.
I barely have a moment to poo...
and customers, they don't even care
they act as if...
- Thank you. - Thank you.
... I'm not even there.
- Ah, the machine of seldom working.
It takes a very special touch.
- Nice!
For a moment, all is well
they like me,
I can tell
- Thank you so much! That's it. Great. Thank you so much.
Cool guy, cool guy.
- Ah, if you guys need me at all for anything you know, I'm just...
- Okay, thank you. Bing ***. Bye bye.
Ok, this one is a classic. It goes out to somebody in the audience goes a little something like this.
This jealousy tears me apart do I stay where it's safe or do I follow my heart
if I follow my heart then it's sure to get broke
compared to the doctor, I'm just a sad joke.
How best to say "I love you" for the very first time
keep it cazsh, go dramatic, go for funny or sublime.
Hot and cold, warm then icy
I think this thing is getting dicey.
I should enjoy Val while I can
and make her laugh-rica
But when do I plan to tell her I'm leaving with DOCTORS FOR AFRICA?
Do I burst free or keep my heart locked in a vault?
He seems to be into me He's not into me
The drama would be my fault!
I should leave crying right now, punch Guy in the teeth.
But to get it out in the open might feel like relief.
To say it loud might be so wrong, but it's totally okay to say it in a song.
I love you! I love you!
With all of my hearth!
If my heart were a play,
you would play every part.
You win the prize for the best boy that I ever got.
Do I feel super special here? I'd have to go with 'not'.
But it's clear for her Doctor, that Val's pants are hot.
Maybe everyone would cheer up with a tequila shot.
Yes, I should treasure what I've got now
Kat waits at my pleasure I should be nicer, starting now.
- ... to hea-vennnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Thank you.
That one goes out to a special lady in the audience. I think you know who you are.
Kat!
You're my baby girl, I love you.
- What?
- Whoaaa!
- Hey, Guy. Really nice work, man. - Thanks, you liked that?
Let's see you do better.
- Well, this is the funniest night ever.
- Ok, 'Born to be wild'.
-Hi guys. Wow. You just watched episode 8: Musicals Versus Valerie. Pretty intense stuff.
Before we dive in talking about it, I've got a special message for you from a very important person
- Hello Internet. Hi, I'm Chris Craddock, I just wrote the Versus Valerie episode with the music
Thanks for watching. It was certainly a treat to work in such a project
it's funny to make Mark Meer sing I like that, he's known for his tenor's voice
There's karaoke versions and all that stuff available. Please make your own karaoke videos
of the songs and send them in. Alright. We love you. Thank you. We love you. We do.
- Guys! Chris Caddock. He's a super big deal. He's written to musicals that I've viewed of Broadway
and he's a pretty big nerd. So huge thanks to you, Chris.
And this Chris mention in his video: we got some karaokes tracks that are gonna be coming out
All the songs you saw in the episode, so if you want pick your favourite song and record yourself
in a little doing a karaoke to it. Send it into us. That would be so so awesome.
We wanna give a big thanks to XOKaraoke where we shot the full episode
and a huge huge huge thanks to Bob Wiseman of 'Blue Radio Fame'.
He played our karaoke bar-manager. So funny.
Another big thanks to Waylen Miki who arranged all the songs that Chris wrote,
and to Greg Alsop who mastered all of those musical songs. Without those two awesome awesome
gentlemen, Versus Valerie wouldn't be as cool as it is 'cause not only they do this musical
episode, but they've been scoring every single episode through the series so.
They make it sound super super great. So, as usual, like, comment and share the video
If you have a friend who likes musicals, send him this episode and maybe they'll get them hooked up
on Versus Valerie. And we continue to spread the Versus Valerie love.
So, we have a new episode coming out in two weeks. Huge production, guys.
It took 4 days to shot this next episode that you're gonna see. So it's awesome.
I think you're gonna love it. Kat's gonna come back, we got Mark Meer coming back
playing the Doctor, Guy is gonna be there, Val is gonna be there.
It's gonna be awesome, I'll see you in two weeks. Bye!