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*IT'S SMALLER ON THE OUTSIDE!*
- So, why didn't they come? - Oh, you know what? I think they had to...
- They're preparing a surprise party at home. I can't wait to see them all!
- Thank god you got out of... there, Ramiro. - I know. It was horrible.
Did I mention that the newest comic in the library...
... was Mortadelo and Filemon, '92 Barcelona Olympics?
- Yes! In every visit. - Published in 1992... perhaps a few years later!
I assume they're waiting until Madrid 20020 to buy another comic.
- But... isn't M&F a TBO?
- Yeah, what did I say? - Comic.
- That's because Pedro only uses "comic" for the american ones.
I think it works just fine as generic term and... - It's just, Ramiro... I really don't...
Well, there must have been worse things than that in... that place.
- Actually, yes. I couldn't play Wii Tennis in there, for example.
I can't see why they don't place the beds crossways, that leaves you space to pl...
Hey, why didn't you take the exit? That was the way to Pedro's.
- We're going to mum and dad's. - So that's where we're having the party!
- I'll pretend that I know nothing. Woah!
- I love you too, silly...
Listen, I have to leave you now, ok? Kiss.
- Hey, Amanda. Where is he? - In the garage.
- Listen, the boxes have quite affected him.
- Is it because of the video games consoles? I kept the PS3 because he uses the Wii More.
But we'll change, that's alright... - Don't be silly.
Why didn't you tell him you were selling you house?
- Well... it was all a bit too sudden. Is he mad because he can't sponge anymore?
- Well, Pedro. Imagine Robin has been Lobezno's prisoner and that, when he goes back home,
he finds out that Batman has sold the Batcavern.
- Where to start...? Are you using with me the examples you give Ramiro?
I know I should've said something. That's why I'm here, ok?
- By the way, when you give those examples to Ramiro... don't you end up arguing about
...Batman being from DC, Lobezno from Marvel, so they can't possibly meet,...
... than actually talking about the real deal? - Usually, yes.
- Hi. - Hey! Hi...
- How are you? - Fine, i'm... fine.
What's that disguise? - According to your sister, I'm Bruce Wayne.
And you're Robin, finally free from Lobezno's kidnapping.
- And you've sold the Batcave, I see.
- She called it 'Batcavern'. - I never see the point of her examples...
- Sorry for not telling you. I brought your stuff here just a few days ago.
I moved with Bruno almost without thinking.
Bruno is... He's my... - Yeah, yeah. Amanda told me.
- Sure. Laura wants some credit at the estate agency and wants to find a good buyer.
- Laura? - She sells houses now.
- And you? Because you look like Bruce, but I don't believe you run Wayne Enterprises.
- No... I just had an interview today. That's why I couldn't pick you up.
Well, it's done, Bruno recommended me.
- And how is Bruno? Can't wait to meet him. Tell him to pass by and we'll play Mario Kart.
- Well, he and video games...
- MGT Magic? - Nope.
- Cluedo? -Briscola, maybe. He's not into freaky stuff.
- What do I and android C-17 in common?
That we have both been inside a Cell.
- And the coffee maker? - Well... After all that happened...
... R2 said that after the toaster, and your situation...
... nothing would have happened without it. The badges are dangerous.
We decided to unplug it. It's been stored all this time.
- Really?
- Come on, Ramiro, you know it's the truth. Everything's going great since we did it.
- Yeah, right...
- I can help you taking all these to your bedroom. - It's my dad's gym, now.
I'll sleep in the attic's couch for now, between historical mini-helmets and tiny baroque items.
- I see.
- This "Ender's Game" isn't yours? - No, you burnt it with the pyrokinesis badge...
... trying to prepare pop corn. - I didn't try, I did it. And they tasted great.
- Sure, the firefighters loved them. - And you and Laura loved the firefighters.
- And Laura said: "Mr Firefighter, it's too hot in here to wear all those clothes". Legendary!
- Didn't YOU say that? - It's... possible, I don't remember.
- Bloody hell! My Salda--a collection! Do you remember us reading until wee hours?
- Sure. - I never got the 3rd part of "Army of Super Men".
- R2 is a big Salda--a fan. Tell him about it. He works at the Ministry now...
... maybe he can find it for you! - Yeah, sure... I'll call him, huh? I'll call.
- Well...
- Wanna read a short story? A really short one. - I don't know...
"Then, the creature lying dead at his feet, he looked at the shattered hibernation system...
... and realized that, being 30 light-years from the any civilized satellite, ...
his recent victory had been totally useless". - ... totally useless. That *** was so good!
My turn, my turn. Let's read... Medusa's waterfall! Where is it...?
- You forgot this between my stuff. - Nope, it's not mine.
- They look like typed short stories. "Humankind in danger".
In a few years from now, life on Earth will be safer than ever. Crime will vanish,
poverty will be studied in History books, and there will be a vaccine for every known sickness.
But, what if a pharmaceutical company in charge of a whole population's vaccines, ...
had replaced the vaccine with an innocuous compound...
and kept a deadly strain of the virus, who knows what for?
What if the safety of that future, even of our present, were only an illusion?
- Wow, sounds terrific! - Yeah, but I can't say if it's from Salda--a.
- Neither could I. - Hey, isn't this your aunt?
- This was from my aunt? - That explains that it's not mine nor yours.
- And why did my aunt type a story from? - No idea. Maybe they knew each other.
Dude, what if this is an original?
Mate, your aunt and Salda--a got along, and he gave her these handwritten origi...
I mean, these typed originals... Such a blast!
- Ramiro, that's not possible. There must be an explanation.
- What? Partying without me? - Laurita!
- Ramiro, you look great!
- Look that, she's dressed like a minister too! - No minister looks this good.
- By the way, this place is out in the *** end of nowhere, right?
There was no hairdresser in jail?
- We missed you so much, Ramiro.
- Oh, you're forgetting your aunt's story. - Nevermind, you'll give it to me at some point.
Well, we'll go out for dinner, when you're ready... - Wanna go now? Let me get a jacket...
- I can't go today, I have to... We'll talk, ok? - Yeah!
- Get some rest.
See ya.
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