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You're gonna hear about kidnapping, umm strangulation, stalking, um mistresses.
What else we got? What!?
Snypers! Being completely blind...
[laughing] [music]
Oh God, help me! STOP IT!
This is YouTube - there are children watching! You wanna watch this, right?
Oh gosh... [laughing] This is my therapist.
I'm your therapist? Pretty hot huh!?
Didn't somebody else say that I am there therapist today?
You did on the phone yesterday. You called me a therapist.
NO! I said I was your therapist and that I was going to charge you like $200.
I know, $200 bucks and I said it's in the mail.
Checks in the mail. Just like on Instagram he said that.. umm.
You were the husband police - kisser person. I know, I gave you that.
He gave me a ticket. I gave her a fine for speed typing.
For $100 kissing and she hasn't given me one yet.
I'm not going to either. Maybe after he rubs my feet.
She might have to go to jail. But any ways...
Dude - [laughing] I have to go to prison.
We have enough babies. We might have to go to prison.
Tell him he has enough babies. I really don't.
So, this video is going to bore half of you to death.
She thinks it is going to bore everybody. But, you're going to hear about kidnapping,
strangulation, stalking, mistresses. What else do we got?
What!? Snypers, umm being completely blind.
[laughing] Near death experiences.
That is what you guys are going to hear about today.
It's gonna be pretty interesting - you might wanna stick around.
Do you want to hear the name of what the definition is?
What is it? 1CrazyLife4Me.
Yeah! So, we have been asked a couple times why our name is 1CrazyLife4Me.
So, we thought we would kind of explain why our name is 1CrazyLife4Me.
It doesn't just have to do with us having 5 kids and our lives being absolutely crazy
all the time. That is only 3/4 of the battle. I mean 1/2
the battle. People say that our house is loud. Yeah...
Which usually it is. It normally is, but - we cause most of the
loudness. So, whatever.
But any ways, Who should we start with? Who is the loudness?
Makin babies. Oh yeah... I'm just kidding!
We add to the loudness by making more loudness. I'm just kidding.
Why are you pointing at me? How should we start?
So, who should go first? Tell us who would you like... who would you
like to go first? What is that?
What!? MOMMY!
They don't want me - they said YOU! ME!? I didn't hear.
Didn't you hear them? NO!
Yell Ian really loud at the screen. Yeah, I heard it - did you?
I heard -- Victoria!! No, no, no.
By the way if this is the first time to our channel - I'm Victoria and this is Ian.
Are you sure? God, this keeps strangulating me.
I can't even talk.... Strangulanglaling. You should put your arm up here.
No, we're good. I hope we are in there because he's odd.
Yeah, I am Ian - the odd guy. So, he likes to go by coachmario - don't ask,
I don't understand. I don't use the mario anymore - it's just
coach. Why?
Just because. He doesn't even know how to coach anyone.
I'm not a manager of anything anymore. [slap]
What the heck was that for? [giggles]
I don't know - it felt fun! It was fun to day, you want me to try again?
That must be the C in crazy, right. No, okay..
Moving on... Which means could you do that again.
You know honey, they have lives. No, they don't.
HEY! No, YouTube doesn't have lives.
I'll beat him up later. [laughing]
I'm going to jail aren't I? Okay, first let him tell you one thing about
him that you don't know. Do you have anything interesting?
Let me pull it out. Oh - that doesn't look good!!
[laughing] NO! That is not the one.
I was born blind. He was born... I was born where I could not
see a thing. He was born 100% blind - this dude - me.
So, how do you see now? No, not the guy back there - ME!!
How do you see? Do you see me?
HELLO!! Maybe that is why he is with me.
[laughing] Is that why? No, you're hot.
Helllooo. Yeah, you're beautiful.
Oh God, help me. Lord please..
We have many many more kids. Ooh, beautiful woman.
Okay, so this whole blind thing. I have had four operations from when I was
born until I was ten years old. How were you born?
I had one eye that... You are supposed to say from your mom. Honey - down there.
Besides that. That's like.. Besides being spit out - that's like nightmares.
Yeah, that's that. So, how were you born though?
In a hospital. I deal with this... I deal with this every
day. Every day! Okay, so when you came out - did your mother
put you back? Was she scared to death by like "Oh my Gosh - what are you!!!?"
She didn't even know I was blind. Bull-crap, you did me that your eye was facing
up to the roof. One eye was facing up to the ruff and the
other... He was facing up to the Ruff Ruff!
Yeah, up to the doggies. She didn't physically know I was blind until
I was trying to do stuff and I could see. Wasn't she freaked out though if she seen
your eye not facing her? I have no clue.
He is getting a little testy sometimes. You gotta deal with it.
I have no clue - I'm old. I'm almost. So, he said that he had an eye facing up and
then he had one facing where was the other one facing?
I don't remember. The other one I just couldn't see out of.
Ooh, but now.. I had one facing up and one I could not see
out of. So, now he can see they did an operation,
but that is why his nose is like - whhhhew dude I'm on a roller coaster!
A little crooked - is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, so if you notice that it is not just your screen.
Sometimes you also has an eye that goes - Whooooo. It's called a lazy eye.
It's funny hunnie. We always make fun of him. Cuz we have to make fun of somebody, it makes
us feel better. [ laughing ]
Right? Yeah...
I'm just messing with him. What age did you have it fixed?
I just had 4 operations until I was ten - I don't know.
So, he still has problems - other than his crazy eye.
I still get migrains every once in a while - my eyes - this eye... I guess when they
did the operation they kind of pinched the nerve with the operation.
Every once in a while I get migrains, so. But there is something else. This is typically
man, I have to pull it out of him. OH! Um, from going not being able to...
What did she say? [laughing]
He can't see that hunnie. I'm colorblind - to green.
Yeah, he is colorblind to green, so she was trying to show him a green cup, but obviously...
He is like - what!? When I first met him, I would go and ask him
to grab me green apples or something. Yeah, I finally learned though. I think I'm getting
better. Right? Right. Yeah.
I don't know - am I? Do I tell you to pick up green stuff anymore?
No she doesn't. So, I'll tell you one thing about me.
So, most of you know that I have had ten miscarriages. The last one was at 11 weeks, umm, back in
October. I don't know why he would do that to her?
She is just so awesome. Oh God here we go again.
I told him not to brag me up because people don't want to hear about how wonderful we
are. They want to hear about how horrible we are.
She is wonderful! Okay so, I told you about the miscarriages,
but you guys already knew that. Another thing is that I was kidnapped at the..
Oh, and by the way let me just say that you guys probably won't believe a lot of this.
Because we wouldn't believe it. They are probably already gone.
Yeah, you're probably already gone, but if you are still around - you're amazing and
you're awesome! We appreciate you wanting to get to know us
a little bit. Make sure that you try it. If you do videos
make sure that you do a video as well telling us about you because we would love to hear
it. Umm, as far as being kidnapped. I was kidnapped
at the age of 13 in Reno, Nevada. Umm, and I was gone for 3 weeks.
It was horrifying experience - it was when the O.J. Simpson thing was happening.
I am overly protective of my children now because of it.
I think it made me a better mom, but at the same time I still worry because he got like
twenty years in prison. That was when I was 13 and I am now 30.. How
old am I? 33.
33.. Shhh - don't tell anywhere! It is our secret!
Okay, so another one from you. I was a snyper in the military. I went from
being blind to being a perfect vision snyper. Other than being color blind to green.
It kind of helped because I could see the silhouette a lot better.
So yeah, he served 12 years in the United States Army and he was an expert marksmen
which if you don't know is a snyper. Umm, snypers go around shooting people.
I don't know why I am with him!? He is a little physco, but it's okay because
I will still put him in his place. I ended up being retired from the military
after 12 years because I ended up having bone cancer.
Called Multiple Myeloma. It's a bone deteriation disease to where your
bone marrow start deteriating. Yeah, so you were playing for what...
I used to play soccer for the German National Teams.
I played 3 years and then in my 3rd year when I was playing... Ahh, I was running and my
leg snapped. So, I just... didn't have enough time to recover
and the bone deteriated and snapped on me. That was it and I could not run anymore.
Yeah, so he wanted to retire with the military, but things didn't work out and so he was forced...
He has a son in Germany - Umm, he has a son in Germany who - the mom bolt on him, so he
didn't know where his son was. He didn't know where his son was and so after
he got discharged from the Army he obviously wasn't a German citizen and so he had - he
was forced to come back here and he never did find his son again, except recently the
mom found him and - we still don't know where she is, but of course he is paying child support.
And he has no clue where his son is, but that is a whole nother story that we won't go into.
Yeah, it's that little law that Germans have that if you don't have a job within the first
3 months after being a regular citizen you have to leave, so...
Yeah. I had to leave.
So um, that is a little bit about him and then like me.
Um, I was stalked and I know I'm not like - when you think of stalking you think of
drop dead gorgeous women or even men are stalked, but it was a relationship that I got in after...
The three older girls have a different dad - I was married for 10 years. I got married
when I was 18 years old and started popping babies out at 20 years old.
Umm, and all three older girls they have the same dad. Well, one day he bolt on me and
then I found out that he had got a lady pregnant, so she was like 5 months pregnant.
So, I filed for divorce and umm, after that... After that was all over with I got with this
other guy and things weren't working out. He was a little crazy. He strangled me.
I passed out. Um, he just had a temper and so you need to be - be gone with you.
You crazy - bad word. He obviously did not want it to end and so
he umm started stalking me. I thought I needed a restraining order. I
went to the court and they said, "No, we cannot give you anything."
I started bawling right there because I thought - Oh my God you cannot help me.
I was so freaked out! He would text message me a thousand times.
He would call my house non-stop. He stand outside my windows and watch everything
that I was doing because we live in the country. And he lives like 2 miles from us.
He still does to this day. Except I have a snyper husband, haha.
So, ahhh I think he is gone. I don't know - I don't really think about
it anymore. Until one day he tried breaking into my house.
Umm, he had the window halfway open and my mom lives up behind us, so she called me and
told me. I called 911 and told them that I had an Unlimited
Stalking order and that the guy was breaking into my house.
Thank God because where we live it is a small town and normally - it was day time, so that
is just so stupid. It took them less than like 5 minutes to get
out here. I mean it probably was like 2 minutes and
the sheriff showed up and he went bolting and when the police officer went to find him
they said that.. Cuz, one went out to his house and another
guy - the... What was he? The Sargeant?
Yeah... Yeah Sargeant, so the Sargeant came here to try to calm me down and ask what was
going on and stuff. Finally he told me that they had caught him.
He had went home, ran into the house, left his doors wide open, and they found guns in
the back seat. Um, So they are not - I mean obviously they
are not 100% sure, my mom said that she seen something in his hand.
He was using like a flathead to break in. This is before I was with him.
I had 2 toddlers and a baby that my other - you know my ex-husband had left me with.
Um, so they said he was going to break in and try to kill me.
He was crazy, but shortly after I met this dumb dumb.
haha, he turns around. I met him on Valentine's Day in 2009 and when
did we get married? haha, May 1st - Yeah, May 1st - 3 months later.
It was the snyper thing. I had a stalker and I mean give me a break guys - I needed a snyper,
so like here lets get married. She needed a protector.
No, he actually asked me to marry him because like you know.. I just..
So, and then we had our first baby.. We found out we were pregnant 8 months after we got
married. And then I was involved in a roll over car
accident doing 70 mph - we flipped three times umm, that's why I can't do a lot of aerobics
and stuff and that's why blaaaaaah. She has a bad disk in her neck or something.
Yeah, I have a permanent slipped disk in my neck.
They said they could do surgery, but that there is a 50/50 chance of being paralyzed.
So yeah... He rubs my neck a lot.
Cuz, it bugs me. What else we got?
Anything else? And now we just have 5 crazy kids to add to
our big crazy life. So yeah, I had three kids with the first husband
of ten years and we have had two babies together. We have been together working on 6 years now.
Umm and we just pray that his bone cancer will be fine.
He was diagnosed in like 1992 or something. No, in 2002.
So, it has been almost 14 years. Yeah, and it doesn't make any sense because
they said that it would kill him off in like 3 years or something, but.
I mean he has pain in his legs and his leg gets weak.
Don't they call that regression or something like that.
I don't know. But um, When he does too much so he is limited
on jobs and stuff like that he can do and umm, so that is why we started YouTube is
so that we can have memories and stuff like that.
If anything happens to us because you know we are old and decrepid.
So, anyways tell us about some crazy things that have happened to you in our comment section
below. We love to hear it.
Umm, if you don't have anything crazy because you are lucky then just tell us about a funny
story or something. Right?
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