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Hello, I am Tim.
[Rock Music Plays] [Audience Claps]
Because I am a cashier, you can obviously tell that working 8 hours for $10 doesn't pay well.
So to make ends meet, I have a roommate, Wayne.
Wayne! Put some pants on! We have people watching us!
I don't care. Did I the last time?
Sadly, no. You remember. We had a party, you woke up late, and made everyone leave, and possibly scarred them for life.
Oh, whatever. I will get dressed eventually.
Did you take out the trash and clean the living room?
You never told me to do that.
Yes, I did. Before I left for work. You said "Oh Sure." Shouldn't you be at work?
Number one, "Oh Sure" is a sign of sarcasm. Number two, fired.
They said I was showing up to work late and dressing out of uniform.
Wow. You better get a job. If you don't, we could lose the house. We barely made enough money before.
I'll get to it eventually. Just like the trash and cleaning.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is why you don't get roommates.
[Audience Applause and Claps]
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