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[SGSA theme music]
[Richard]:
Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast.
Hamster.
[Richard]:
Hamster!
[Everyone laughs and applauds]
I...I hate to tell you but, you know, those little pellets aren't eggs!
[Bob]:
What's your favorite thing to buy by the foot? Kathy.
[Kathy]:
I guess shoes.
[Bob]:
Shoes! You by shoes by the foot?
[Audience laughs]
[Audience finishes applauding]
Good luck. We surveyed 100 people. Top five answers on
the board. Give me the most popular answer...
[Buzzer]
[Audience laughs]
Hoot, hoot! Call on me, call on me!
[Audience cheers and applauds]
[Bob]:
Hello!
[Audience applause drowns out speech]
Out over here, Ruby-Jean. Right here, Ruby-Jean.
[Cheers and screams]
Now, Ruby-Jean...
What?
You...you wa...you wanna play a pricing game, don't you?
Yes. [Screams]
And you wanna play it right now, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes!
Now, will you ex...will you explain to them why
you get to play and they don't?
[Screams]
You want me to tell them?
Pardon?
I'm up here. [Screams]
[Laughs]
[Audience applauds and cheers]
Name something a husband asks his wife to carry for him in her purse.
Sunglasses.
[Ray]:
Sunglasses.
Condoms.
[Audience laughs and cheers]
Honey, I know we're married but...would you mind carrying my condoms?
[Audience laughs]
I'm gonna solve.
[Pat]:
Well, go ahead!
[Contestant]:
ARMADILLO & LAREDO TEXAS.
[Audience laughs]
[Bob]:
Next question, gentlemen. What was the most infantile suggestion you
made to your wife on your first date? Joe.
Uh...why don't you eat something?
[Bob]:
Alright. Patti says the most infantile suggestion was
that, uh...that she should--shouldn't be so closed-minded.
I should be looser, you know...
You were loose enough that night!
[Audience laughs and cheers]
[SGSA theme music]