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"Samurais' Country"
Our country used to be called by that name, but it was a long time ago.
The invasion of alien Amato,
and the banning of swords forced Samurais to become obsolete.
Yet in times like these, there are some who harbour the souls of true Samurais
(One Piece Opening music)
"At least have some limit to the Kuso! That is actually the OP of ONE PIECE!"
"Why so serious?"
"Whether it is popularity or sales, Gintama can never rival that of One Piece."
"What we can do here is just; posing,
changing poses,
and random dancing."
"Well... Since we are here, we might as well do some acting."
"Don't be so discouraging!
We finally got here,
at least begin in our original opening!"
"Sempei, what are we going to do in this operation?"
"Fufu, you'll know... soon enough"
"Samurai, your plan is actually very interesting."
"I shall let you see the lead actors in my masterplan."
"This is your masterplan?"
"Kufufu, this maiden will use her voice,
to cleanse and destroy this rotten world.... thoroughly."
"I really look forward to it!"
"This music... I think I've heard it somewhere."
"I have not seen you for a long time, Zura."
"It's not ZURA, it's Katsura!"
"Well? Are you here to help me. Just like we used to."
"Haha, I will never employ such underhand mean to change the world."
"I have seen through that plan of yours!"
"Elizabeth, leave this to me,
hurry and alert the others."
"Finally revealing your fangs, ﹐The Young Nobleman of Fury﹑ (Katsura's title)?"
"May I amuse myself with him?"
"Very well, I have other urgent business to attend to."
"Halt!"
"I have lost everything on gambling except for my underwear!"
"Say it to someone who has even lost his underwear!"
"That flasher over there! Stop!"
"Do you think that some underwear can prevent you from getting arrested?"
"Oh no! That old hag has come pestering for the rent again!"
"Hey! Last month's rent...."
"My cousin brother is not at home, I am his counsin sister: Paako chan."
"Shut up you fool. I can recognize you even if you're burnt to ashes."
"If I don't receive the rent by tomorrow, I will throw you out to the street!"
"Hey, that is enough!
Even if you dress like this will not improve our business!
As if there is too few cross-dressers in here!" (well, the cos is in a convention, so there is actually, A LOT of them,)
"Gin-san, what is that thing in your closet?"
"Enough!
Hiding in someone else's closet in broad daylight!
You stalking, perverted female ***,
why don't you just, -censored-, and -censored-, then -CENSORED-."
"Why are you humiliating me?
Why are you picking on me only?
I feel, I feel really turned on!"
"Ahh, yes, Master Gin, please abuse me mercilessly!
Kimochi ah~ Kimochi~~"
"Shin-Chan, are you here?"
"Sister, it is not what you think it is."
"You natural curly idiot! I forbid you to seduce my Lady Tae!"
"Sis, isn't it a bit too brutal?"
"O.o It is quite noisy outside.
There are advertisements for Terakado's concert everywhere."
"Gin-sama! I have obtained two tickets to that concert,
let's go and watch it together!"
"Well, actually, Gin-san,
there is a little favour I want to ask from you,
it is Tsu's biggest concert ever,
can you please get me tickets to it?"
"Don't ever mention concert in front of me,
I have absolutely no interest in doing these meaningless favours for you all!"
"Hey! I can't belive you such a heartless person, I misunderstood you,
fine, I shall go and line up for tickets myself."
"Poo! Stay at home and wait for death aru!"
"I already said I won't accept any more request related to concerts!"
"Such a rarity,
are you here to ask me to get some concert tickets as well?"
"Actually, I have far more important task for you,
terminate you."
"Err...i think you should just go home,
there is no way for me to do that for you."
"Oh?
Then I might as well do it myself!"
"Pathetic Sumaris,
projecting your soul onto something like this."
"Once without your weapon, you became very vulnerable."
"Ta...Takasugi!"
"Feeling good? Gintoki?"
"I can finally do this to you."
"Gin-san! Something's terribly wrong!
"Tsuu has mysterisouly gone missing!"
"GIN-SANNN!"
"Knock knock. Any one's home?
"Shut up
we are here on a secret mission!"
"Silence, we are here on a secret mission."
"Commander, according to information, the target should be around here."
"Yamazaki, immmediately call for reinforcement!"
"Even though you are a ***,
but this time, I leave my back to you."
"Comparing with your backside, I am more interested in your corpse."
"Kondou San!"
"where is this place? Why is it so dark?"
"Wait a second, I got stabbed in the back by Takasugi, then...."
"Then, no, I am already..."
"Ahaha, no way, no way,
the lead male character in Shoinen-Jump is immortal."
"Shinpachi! Kagura! Where are you?"
"All souls must go to the Soul Society
Those soul without a host will become a Hollow."
"I don't want to go to the Soul Society, and I don't want to become a Hollow either!"
"Stop this melodrama! He is not dead yet!"
"Master Gin, you are hurt so badly, your head got all swollen up!"
"Takasaki san?"
"When I found his guy, he was muttering 'Yorozuya'."
"Please save us! Takasugi has got his hands on an equipment,
he kidnaped Tsuu and is using her voice to control the minds of other people!"
"He is creating chaos and havoc in Edo!"
"With a keen eye for details, one truth prevails,
the attack on Gin-san must have something to do with Takasugi's plan."
"Please, you are Shinpachi, not Shin-ichi."
"Gintoki-san, please help Shinsengum and save Edo!"
"That *** has too much on his shoulders
he is unable to fight anymore."
"Hey, old hag. If Gin-san can stand up, he will accept this task!"
"If Gin-san can stand up again, he will come and save Tsuu chan together with me!"
"If Gin can stand up...Ouch"
"If Master Gin can stand up,
he and me will "---CENSOOOOORED--- "
"If he can hear your voices, he will stand up again."
"I got waken up before I can finish my lovely dream"
"Gin-san!" "Gintoki." "Master Gin!"
"I will always be grateful for your kindness."
"I have made a promise: I shall protect you.
Now, there is something I have to do
I am not a big hero
I am not interested in things like saving the world
but, I will preserve the things I cherished and loved in my heart.
Even though I have failed once,
yet even if my arm is broken,
my soul will never bend!"
"If you still want to fight along with me,
then this request, I accept!"
(Gin-san...QAQ)
"Curly haired idiot...
quickly return and pay your rent."
"Takasugi!"
"what a brilliant performance,
let the mixture of raindrops and your blood shower this filthy world!"
"Why are you still alive?"
"It is not 'you', it's Zura!"
"No! It's Katsura!"
"Gintoki, Takasugi's plan is..."
"Alright, no need for explanantion
the whole world knows already!"
"Takasugi!
I have said; the next time we meet, we are no longer partners."
"Taking you down with all I have!"
"The sword you hold, is not to conquer your enemy,
but to triumph over that cowardly you."
"Not to preserve yourself,
but to protect your beliefs"
"All of the bonds that exist between you,
will one day, be severed by your own blade
"Although you have all embarked on separate paths,
I really wish to see you all, as you once were."
"Sensei,
we can never return to once we were!"
"Takasugi! Let's put an end to our accursed bond."
"Takasugi sama, our ship has come under attack."
"Ahahaha, how can miss out on this chance to be awesome, right Kintoki?"
"Who are you calling Kintoki!?"
"Gin san, we have successfully rescued Tsuu !"
"And I have destroyed that mind-controlling machine aru!"
"Mission accomplished."
"The day we meet again,
"is the day you are going to die."
"You should worry about yourself next time we meet."
"Shinsuke Takasugi!"
"Mada Mada Dane."
"We've won! The concert can start successfully!"
"Yawn, I need to go back for some sugar input."
"Gin-chan, look, the rain has stopped!"