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What are you doing out here?
I found this treasure map in a cereal box and I’m looking for it.
Looking for what?
The treasure!
Wait, woah, wait a second! What are you talking about?
I had some cereal this morning and I didn’t find any
treasure map!
In fact I’m the one that even opened the box! I even looked on the back, usually it says if there’s gonna be a map inside!
I think you’re lying to me
This is an off brand, okay? Maybe-
Have you even tried looking in the bottom of the box? You know, under the bag? Gosh...
I didn’t even think of that!
Well, that’s your loss, man. I’m going to go get the treasure.
Not if I find it first!
Where are you going?
I’m going to the store to get some cereal! I’ve gotta find a map myself!
[yells]
Well, fine!
What the crap!
Dude, what is that?!?
Aw, man! I thought it was a quarter. It’s just a stupid penny!
Aw snap, dude!
Dang it! It’s just a penny!
Dude!
This could be useful!
Cereal, cereal, cereal...man all this store has is books!
Oh, wait...
Maybe there’s cereal in here.
Pretty nice place you got here. So, a treasure map shop, huh?
It is?
Oh, yeah, yeah, c’mon in!
Great, awesome! So what do you sell here?
We sell treasure maps.
[signing] We’ve got big ones and small ones and happy ones and sad ones
...and red ones and blue ones...and this green one!
That’s not even a treasure map!
Oh yeah?
Told ya!
I’LL TAKE IT!
[clears throat] How do you- [heavy cough]
Plan to pay for it?
[groans] I’ve got some spare change...
Three...five...twenty nine...
[door slams]
DANG IT, NOW I HAVE TO COUNT IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
So you finally found the treasure map in the cereal, huh?
Actually no, but I did meet your cousin at the treasure map shop and he gave me a map.
Well uh...heh heh. I guess we’re here to fight each other for the treasure...
TO THE DEATH!
[lightsaber noises and exciting music]
[music and sound effects cut off]
Here’s a letter from Mister...Person.
A letter for me? Oh boy!
[reads] Happy Coca-cola-
No genius, the inside!
Oh...oh, my bad.
Due to contractual reasons, Matt is not allowed to win the lightsaber Battle because he won the last one against Sky...
Aw, that’s cheap! You mean I can’t even win? Well what’s the point of fighting?
[yells in pain]
[yelling]
[high pitched scream]
YAY, now I get my treasure!
[unseen voice] Uh, dude...
I hate to disappoint you, but you know those treasure maps from the cereal boxes? They aren’t real!!
Are you really dumb enough to believe those?!?
THE PAST WEEK WAS USELESS!
I SPENT A WEEK LOOKING FOR IT!!!!!!