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Sam: Hey. Could you do me a really big favor?
Could you call me when the test results come in?
Elizabeth: Yeah. Of course.
But the lab isn't busy today, so it shouldn't take long.
Sam: Okay. Thank you.
Patrick: Hey. Do me a favor?
Can you tell me if Robin signed out yet, please?
I pulled some strings and got last-minute dinner reservations at Chez Loire.
Elizabeth: I thought it was supposed to be a family Valentine's Day.
Patrick: We celebrated with Emma earlier and I asked the nanny to stay the night
So I'm trying to take advantage of the situation.
Elizabeth: Mmm. Sounds promising.
The two of you deserve a nice Valentine's Day.
Terrell: Hey, Robin. You got a sec?
Robin: Yeah.
Terrell: I'm going to Jake's to cry in my beer for Valentine's Day.
You want to join me?
Robin: Well, that sounds like an offer I can't refuse.
Ethan: The lawyers are sorting the whole thing out.
I don't think Tracy will get in any real trouble.
It's a pity that Interpol reclaimed those diamonds.
You should've seen them, man.
They were beautiful.
Johnny: What about Maxie? Is she in the clear?
Ethan: Well, you know, the entire thing with Maxie was a decoy from the beginning.
She was never anywhere near the actual stuff.
Johnny: She's a good friend and I'd hate to see anything happen to her.
Ethan: I didn't realize you two had history.
Johnny: Yes and no. Maxie's got a dark side. Let's just say it appeals to me.
Ethan: Whoa. Speaking of dark side, put her out of your mind, man.
She's certifiable.
Johnny: Yeah. That's just how I like 'em.
Molly: I wish we could have gotten our hands on some pink champagne.
Kristina: Ooh, I think that would have been a little over the top.
As if we weren't enough already.
Molly: Really? I think it's perfect.
And I know you'd much rather spend Valentine's Day with Taylor
So it's really supportive of you to stay and help me get mom's love life back on track.
Kristina: How can you be so smart and so completely dense at the same time?
I'm exactly where I want to be. Besides, I'm seeing Taylor after.
Molly: Oh, good. I just don't want you to bail on him to baby-sit me.
Kristina: Is that what you think I'm doing?
Molly: I know mom told you to give me extra attention.
Kristina: A) you shouldn't be eavesdropping
And B) just because you've been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
And I've read a couple books on it
Does not mean you're over it.
Molly: I know, but I'm fine.
Kristina: Okay. If we can get her set up with Mac
Who's a decent guy and a reliable guy
Our lives will be a lot easier.
Molly: I know. I don't understand why she won't just do it. Mac is perfect.
Kristina: Oh, and he needs her, too.
Maxie says he's always busy, and we know that mom is.
They're perfect for each other.
[Knock on door]
Molly: Commissioner Scorpio. Welcome.
Mac: Hi.
Kristina: Oh, you must have gotten my mom's email asking you to stop by.
Mac: [Sighs] Girls, girls.
Look, I appreciate that you want me and your mom to get together
But this matchmaking, it has to stop.
Lucky: Do you even know how to use that thing?
Siobhan: You better hope so.
Lucky: Look, this is no way to save your sister.
Siobhan: I won't risk Megan's life on you going it alone.
Lucky: It's what I'm trained for.
Siobhan: Listen to me, Lucky. I got Megan into this mess.
I'll kick in the door and shoot the *** who are holding her with or without you
So don't you dare try to stop me.
Ethan: You know, I don't see the attraction, honestly.
Johnny: You don't think she's hot?
Ethan: I think she's hot, but compared to Maya? I mean, come on.
Johnny: I'll give you that. Maya stops traffic.
You're a lucky man, you know that?
Ethan: Oh, I know it. That's why I'm destined to screw it up.
Spencers are hard-wired for self-sabotage.
Johnny: I can't help you there.
Ethan: Now, what is so hard about
Finding a bombshell who is not a card-carrying psychopath?
Johnny: What if I want to be with Lisa? Hmm? She's not afraid to go after what she wants.
She has no idea what it means to play it safe and I like that disconnect.
She honestly believes that by doing terrible things
She can win back a man who wants nothing to do with her.
Ethan: You should call yourself a shrink before you get killed.
Johnny: What's the point in playing it safe? Sane? Boring?
Ethan: You got me there. Good night. See you later.
Robin: I've never actually seen someone cry in their beer before.
I'm looking forward to it.
Terrell: Yeah, well, maybe I don't have to now. I got you here.
Robin: Well, maybe I'm just being selfish.
I like to listen to other people's romantic disappointments.
Terrell: We all make mistakes.
Robin: That's what I keep telling myself.
Hey.
Patrick: Hi.
Robin: Patrick, I didn't expect to see you here.
Patrick: Yeah. I'm just gonna have a beer.
Robin: Okay.
Maxie: Whatever you're cooking in there smells like heaven.
Jason: Wow. I mean, this, uh, this really looks nice.
You did a good job.
Maxie: So, when did you learn how to cook?
Jason: Well, Sonny taught me a long time ago.
Maxie: I've always said you're not a very romantic person
But look at all this.
Jason: Well, uh, you did this.
Maxie: Sam would have loved anything you wanted to do tonight.
It just proves to her that you're not afraid to show how you feel.
Jason: Thank you.
Maxie: Happy Valentine's Day.
[Cell phone rings]
Jason: Yeah?
Elizabeth: Hey, Jason, it's Elizabeth. I'm sorry to bother you.
Jason: Is everything all right?
Elizabeth: I'm trying to reach Sam and she's not answering her cell.
I promised I would let her know we have the results of her pregnancy test.
Henchman: Our employer said to be ready for youse.
Nice work, Ms. McKenna.
Robin: First with boys, fifth grade
I had this big crush on this guy named Terry Sullivan.
Long hair, you know, highlights.
Terrell: Ha ha! No...
Robin: The whole thing.
It was Valentine's Day, and--
You know when everyone gets those little tiny Valentine's cards?
Well, he had given me a regular size, big Valentine's card.
Terrell: Big one.
Robin: Yes. And, well, I looked over at him, you know...
[Terrell laughing]
Robin: And I saw him walk over to Nancy Collins' desk
And give one to her! A big one. Two-timing. I cried. I cry a lot.
It wasn't the last time I cried over a guy.
Terrell: Yeah, well, here is to Terry Sullivan.
You know, wherever you are on this Valentine's night
Dude, you have no idea what you missed.
Patrick: Excuse me. Could I get a shot of whiskey and another beer, please.
Waitress: Mm-hmm.
Lisa: Can I-- can I get another one?
Waitress: Yeah.
Lisa: Do you have change?
Waitress: Sure.
Lisa: Thank you.
Waitress: Mm-hmm.
Terrell: At least your Valentine losses are early and relatively light.
Mine, on the other hand--
Well, they're more recent and considerably more embarrassing.
Robin: I don't believe that.
I don't think that you would care about Valentine's Day enough
For it to be disappointing.
You're way too confident.
Terrell: Oh, come on. That is an act.
Underneath it all, I'm just another sensitive soul
With one too many dating disasters on my record.
Robin: Hmm.
Mac: Your mother and I, we enjoy each other's company, okay?
We had a wonderful time at Luke's wedding.
But that doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna turn into anything serious.
And the more you push us together, the more you're putting us on the spot.
Kristina: We just wanted you and mom to have a good Valentine's Day.
Mac: And I appreciate the gesture. I really do.
But I have to be the adult here, okay? I'm the one that's gonna set the boundaries.
Molly: Does that mean we should just abandon all hope?
Kristina: He asked us to leave them alone, so we will. Let's clear the table.
Molly: We appreciate your honesty.
And if our mother is doomed to a life of loneliness and insecurity
We can't say we didn't try.
Alexis: Girls, what have you done? 1, 2-- romantic table.
How many times have I-- told... I'm sorry, Mac.
Mac: Uh, don't be. We pulled it off. She's really surprised.
Alexis: You were in on this?
Mac: Uh, well, Krissy and Molly, they did most of the work
But I was with them in spirit, at least for tonight.
I mean, after all, it's Valentine's Day.
Alexis: You're kind of wonderful, you know that?
Mac: Hmm. Thanks for noticing.
Spinelli: "When my love swears that she is made of truth
"I do believe her, though I know she lies."
That's Shakespeare.
"For love to faults is always blind, always to joy is inclined.
Love is winged, unconfined, and breaks all chains to every mind."
[Knock on door]
Michael: All clear.
Spinelli: Whoa! I am feeling better. Thank you. You are something else.
Happy V-day. I'm out of here.
Michael: Me, too.
Dante: What the hell?
Lulu: Excuse me. Can I interest you in going to the opera?
[Jayson Belt - "Just You and Me"] ##Do I need to be invisible...
Sam: You did all this?
Jason: Well, I-- I, uh, I tried, at least to pick out all the decorations
But Maxie said these would look better, and I have to say I agree.
Sam: Well, I think it's the thought that counts
And I love that you did this.
Jason: I just wanted you to know how much, uh, you mean to me.
Not just on Valentine's Day, but every single day.
##Sometimes to take...
Sam: I love you so much. I am starving.
[Both laugh]
Sam: Let's eat and have some wine.
Jason: Uh, maybe you want to-- you want to call the hospital first.
Your pregnancy test results are back.