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pokemon
thats the series of the cartoons
half-***
that excites kids to be a vagabond
yeah, and animal abuse just like hell
it happends, our story starts with REEE
He's a boy... It isn't ash , That it comes a Gay-***-*** called ash
it is REEE, REEE!!
It Happends
Ree is a Badass but his mother is more badass than him...
The Rules to become a pokemon trainer are:
leave your house when you're 10 years old
leave the school, your family
live like a vagabond in the street
eat in another person house
wait for someone to give your food
Starve like hell
It happends
the kid wake up goes down the stairs pointing at his mom going down the stairs
I'm leaving this house
Going down the stairs!! I'm leaving this house!
Where are you going!?
hey! I'm leaving Don't try to stop me!
! Pointing Her!!
Hey I'm leaving!!
and the moms says where are you going!?
the traveling! The Traveling! becoming a pokemon trainer!!
Look!AND THE DISHES!?
No Mom I'm..! THE DISHES!!!
HIs Mother is More Badass than HELL!!
Look mom I'm leaving this place and you can't say anything!
and the moms says: Do you think you're a pokemon Trainer and a Master
LOOK AT THE *** BELT RIGHT THERE!
OPEN THIS *** DOOR!! AND WE WILL HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS
***! HAHAHA DAMN!! JAJAJAJJAJ
And you're going out when my ***,butt and *** goes down because I have a *** There!!
There's when you're going out!!
NO MOM I'm..! HEY! HEAR ME! HEY OH!
I Have already talked!
Sit Down Right There!
and Reee mad as hell goes up the stairs. OH!! THIS *** WOMAN!
And He jumps over the windows...
he leave and goes walking to the profesor's laboratory
he got there...
profesor! profesor!!
This *** kid I though he will come earlier!
and he comes in...
(Crap)
and the professor say: Welcome to the pokemon world
HEY! Don't talk to me! don't talk to me!! Give me my stuff! I came here to take my pokemon!
Yes! These are the 3 pokemons
There's Charmander, there's bulbasur and ESCUELTUL!
because it isn't squirtle It Is Escueltul
and there goes Reee to pick one
HEY! Stop right There! You can't retrieve a pokemon already!
Hey darling, My life Calm down Take it easy!
come, come here you can't pick it up already!
Why!?
you have to wait for my grandson to get here!
Why the *** should i wait for that *** *** to get here!? why i just can't Leave!?
My boy, your badwords in my laboratory....
HEY!...
*** EATER!!!!!
REEE taked a seat.
It happends when Reee takes a seat
the grandson enters! you know! With his retarted face
and this will be continued.
The interlude of what happends with the grandson. He is very angry....