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Martha, before carrot here's a list of instructions for when I'm human, one, don't
Step on any butterflies
Two: Global warming!!!
Four:
Wait a minute, three: Benjamin Franklin
Four:
You: Don't let me abandon you.
And five, very important five:
Don't let me eat stuff, I hate stuff
Benjamin Franklin as a character I made up, but i wont know that, i'll think I am him and he
might do something stupid like oh-no-no-no
I'm volunteering
In three months, I don' want to wake up From being human and volunteer that,
and six now i have to talk for around about a minute without
hesitation deviation or whatever the other thing is.
however I'm going to move on and say number seven,
and talk about my other favorite band, which is the Housemartins, I don't know if anyone remembers the housemartins,
the best gig i ever went was at scottish exhibition and conference
center in about
December it must be nineteen ninety in the house martins were playing and then i got
electrocuted. They split up quite soon afterwards I don't know what that tells you about that
particular event. I'm sitting in the T.A.R.D.I.S now, and I'm gonna wind up soon but not before i make a
few strange noises with my mouth will go somewhere along the lines of
electrocuted electrocuted electrocuted electrocuted electrocuted electrocuted
electrocuted electrocuted
and twenty three
if anything goes wrong
if they find as martha
then you know what to do
You should write that down.