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The whole movie was shot using a Nokia E6 camera.
Therefore, high expectations for this movie is strictly not allowed.
♪Jagdish On Mission♪
♪Apache Jump On It♪
(Phone ringing) ♪TheWay You Make Me Feel♪
No, this is Taxi
(Chuckles) No, this is Taxi.
Hey Taxi, who's on the line?
Boss! It's our boss, boss.
(Whispering) Just give the phone!!!!
Keep this for me.
Ok, Good
Hello....This is Ballack...Manick Ballack....The man of arresting.
Who shall I arrest next?
(Plane flying & landing)
(Car driving)♪Jiya Mora♪
♪The Pink Panther Theme♪
(Whispering)Boss..Why are we sneaking to our boss's house?
(Whispering) It's just a fun game, boy, it's just a fun game
Listen...
It's time for you to be loyal to me.
Just go in, and meet our boss, OK?
I'll wait for you outside.
But sir!
I'm sc...., I'm sc...., Ah, never mind.
Good Job!
Go! go, go, go, go!
(In the mind) What a chicken!
Come on! Go!
30 minutes later...
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
Oh no, Taxi. Where are you, Taxi?!
Um.. Sir?
Oh yeah, what?
Uhh... What's up, bro?
The taxi(Cab) doesn't come at this hour, sir.
What?! You mean Taxi's dead?! Taxi!
No, no, no, no, no. Sir, sir sir. The taxi(Cab) doesn't come at this hour.
What do you mean?
(Scared) Sir! I'm just, I'm just telling you!
The ta.. the public cab doesn't come at this hour.
Thank You.
Thank you for saying thank you.
♪Shikaka theme♪
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're arrested.
For what?!
For saying thank you.
How is that a crime?!
That is a crime for me. Bye!
(Running Upstairs)
Freeze!
♪Shikaka♪
What?!
Can.., can I.. can I use the bathroom?
Yeah, sure
But. Can you free me?
No. But, why? I need to go pee in the toilet..
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I need to go pee!
This is the toilet
Why are you doing this?
Because, I am a bad man!
(Slams Door)
Now, play!
♪Mankatha theme♪
Freeze! You, plump pumpkin!
Hey, Taxi. What are you doing here?
(Eating) I thought this was our boss's room.
If this is not the room, then, where is it?
Uhh....(Chewing)
(Scared) The Dark Room?!
You don't need to get panic, Taxi.
If you follow me, no matter how dark it is, I can see no matter if it is pitch Black.
Follow me!
(Sniffing)
OK, the way is coming here. No it's here.
OK, it's coming here.
It's really dark. Move you stupid handcuff!
(Eating)
It's getting really dangerous.
(Screech) OK, I guess this is the way.
So, everybody, follow me! I mean, Taxi. Sorry,I forgot. Follow me, Taxi
(Struggling)
Come on. Just go through here.
(***)
(Lights on)
What the hell?!
It's a stool!
You, Dumby! You are arrested, stool. For beating me.
So, Taxi. I've found the door. Come on.
Wait...
(Sniffing)
OK, follow me.
(Hit)
This door is very stubborn.
Are you OK, sir?
Yes.
(Struggling)
(Fell)
Faster Taxi!
(Banging the door)
(Breathing heavily)
(Light triggering)
Oh, come on!
Now, this is the toilet. There.
Oh damn, I need to pee!
Come, close it slowly. Don't make any noise, OK?
(Slam!)
Fool! I said don't make any noise!
Shut up, John! Shut up!
Is he our boss?
Yes he is.
♪Thuppaki Theme♪
MB : Yes sir! Taxi : Yes... sir.
Manick Balack.
And who are you?
Taxi sir!
Whatever.
This is... Here's your mission.
Wow! Amazing!
It's empty, sir!
That's the point. The villain is empty-handed.
(Whispering) What is he talking about?
(Whispering) I have no idea.
(Whispering) Well let's listen.
Where is he?
It's not he. It's a her.
A her? Wow this is a Miracle.
Where is that lady, sir?!
Its for me to know, and for you to find out.
OK, sir! Yes Taxi, got it? Let's go.
Yes sir!
Yes John, yeah, I'm back after the meeting.
Hey fool! You're arrested.
For what?!
For talking crap, OK!
I'm your boss remember?!
I don't give a damn! Because,
Your face looks like a santa claus and your specs looks like Coconut Sam!
This is for heroes, not zeros.
I'm your boss damn it!
Santa Claus! Oh yeah, I forgot the song... Uhh..
♪Wish You A Merry Christmas♪ ♪We Wish You A Merry Christmas♪
♪We Wish You A Merry Christmas♪ ♪And A Happy New Year♪
Come on, Taxi.
You're gonna regret this Manick Ballack,
MB : Shut up. Boss : You're gonna regret this!
You have to send presents, and not to give order, PIG!
Come on, Taxi, let's go.
Open the door, can you?
Adios Amiego! [Goodbye Friend!]
(***)
Intermission
1...2...3 This is the house.
Is this the house sir?
Yes. I guess.
(Sniffing)
Yes. This is the house and it smells really dangerous.
Is this house edible sir, because I'm real.... MB : Shh
(Chuckles)
Hey, Taxi, if you are loyal to me, go in front of me.
You're still a chicken!
♪Endhiran Theme♪
(Taxi Falls)
(Taxi Falls)
Smokin'!
Wait a minute...
Now, play.
Who's at the back there?
Taxi?! What are you doing here?!
When I called your boss to call you here...
Hello? Is this Manick Ballack.
Call your boss immediately. Tell him it's urgent.
Hello? Is this Manick Ballack?
Call your boss immediately! You idiot!
Hello? Is this Manick Ballack?
Good. Finally.
I need you to note down this address.
On the other hand, when Taxi came here.
♪The Dark Knight Rises Theme♪
Do you know who am I?
You don't have to know. But, I need a favour from you.
What favour?
I need you to kill Manick Ballack.
(Slams Door)
Shut your mouth! I refer him as boss.
And so should you.
Well, then kill your boss.
That's much better. And,
I'll never kill my boss as I am loyal to him
Will you kill him for fried chicken?
Never!
Well, if you have this wig,
Will you do it?
♪Taxi Taxi♪
Fine! I'll do it for the wig.
But you'll still give me the fried chicken, will you?
(Shoulders Shruggle) - [Maybe]
And that's what happened.
I've been framed!
Sorry to interfere old boss.
Hey, new boss, you still haven't give me the fried chicken.
Who are you?
I'm a Batman.
What?
But you're a girl.
Can't a girl be a Batman?
So you're trying to be too smart, huh?
(Snatching)
So you're trying to be too strong, huh?
You think I'm a Madman?
You're arrested.
For what?
Umm... Let me think.
Mmm...Oh yeah, for being a Batman even though you're a girl.
Now, it's SHOWTIME!
Taxi : Hey, new boss. MB : Thanks Taxi
Sorry... your handcuffs.
What?!
Can I have my fried chicken now?
(Breathing Angrily)
(MB's Evil Laugh)
No! Not my boss!
Taxi : NO!!! MB : My gun.
NO!!!
♪Bane Theme♪
Is this what you got?
Come on!
"Meow"...Sorry "Roar!"
(Tapping the head)
Hey, boss, what are you doing?
(Breathing heavily)
Oh! My handcuff!
(Breathing heavily)
Oh, damn!
You're messin' with the wrong guy, Taxi!
I've beat Usain Bolt in running.
I've beat Michael Phelps in swimming.
And, I also beat Goku in the Roshi Tournament.
So, you're messin' with the wrong guy.
Bring it on!
(Tired) Hold on for a minute, hold on for a minute.
(Breathing heavily)
Wait!
You're suppose to be 2 inches, man, 2 inches.
But this ain't 2 inches, old boss.
OK, sorry. 2 metres, OK.
And that's the boxing rules according to... WTF of the
World Wrestling... I mean, World Running Federation.
And that's 2 metres away.
OK, Let's Fight.
Stop!
2 metres away OK!
Sorry, old boss.
It's OK.
Aaaw!
Fly Monkey!
(Laughing)
You punched your own face.
Punk!
Yes, I did it at last!
(Breathing heavily)
He's dead.
I better go and remove the body.
(Evil Laugh)
I'm a BAD MAN!
Never mind. Later.
How could you Taxi? How could you do this?
(Taxi and MB crying)
How could you Taxi? How could you?
Come here, buddy.
Oh my god.
(Taxi and MB crying)
♪Chariots on Fire (Flashback)♪
Hey, boss, who's stroller is that?
I stole it from a baby, and I arrested him for crying.
Come on, Taxi.
You're arrested.
For what?
For betraying your boss.
Manick Ballack is a patient,
who is suffering from some kind of mental disorder.
He was a senior inspector of the Balai Polis Academy.
(Police Station Academy). untill he accidentally released Batman out of jail.
Which in the case, caused him to be mentally ill.
From this very moment, Manick Ballack started arresting people.
For no reason.
Hello?
I'm still in the toilet...
Anyone?
(Police Car Crashed)
♪Endhiran Theme♪
Thank You For Watching!
(Bloopers)
Freeze! You plump pumpkin!
Hey, Taxi, what are you doing here?
I thought this was our boss's room.
If this is not the room then where is it?
Uhh...
(Scared)
Taxi, I just need to tell you something. Don't get panic.
If you are with Manick Ballack.
Remember the name.
You know why according to the....
(Handcuff fell)
Pig!
Close the door.
OK.
Is this the boss?
Shut up man. Shut up.
(Scared) & (Whispering)
Yes sir!
Manick Ballack.
And, I don't know who are you.
Taxi sir.
Whatever.
Close the door carefully and slowly.
Fool! I said don't *** the door.
Shut up, John!Shut Up!
Bossa Ille Cokka
Yes sir!
Manick Balack.
And you...
Taxi sir!
Hey Taxi, stop laughing can you?
Shut your mouth!
So you're trying to be too strong huh?
You think I'm a madman?
Huh?
Answer me!
Freeze!
Freeze!
(Breathing heavily)
What?! What do you want?!
I need to use the bathroom. Can you free me?
No. You wanna use the bathroom?
Yeah.
Follow me.
But free me.
I need keys to this.
I can't.
Why?
Because, I'm a bad man.
Freeze!
What?!
Can you free me?
No.
I need to use the bathroom.
You need to use the bathroom?
Yes.
Let me show you where's the bathroom.
But where is it?
It's just right here.
Can you free me so I won't dip on my pants?
No.
Why?
Because, I'm a bad man.
Shut up, you idiot!
Taxi! Taxi!
Taxi where are you?!
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
.....thank you
How is that a crime?!
That is a crime for me. Bye!
Taxi, what are you doing here?!
♪Smooth Criminal Munich Symphony♪
Subtitles By : Agkesh Qumar