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I my name my name is ch.
My name is ch.
You know I really can’t remember my name since half the world
became zombies I remember I was a film critic and a pretty good
one based upon the millions of hits on my
zombie YouTube channel.
So when I heard that warm bodies was going to be made into a
movie I shuffled on down to my local theater and it took me a
few days to get there by the way
But it as worth it.
Warm Bodies stars my good friend Teresa Palmer.
I met her on the Take Me Home Tonight Junket and I think she
kinda fell in love with me.
Your digging me a bit.
Yeah I am
I’m kind of falling in love with you!
WHAT?
(Beating Heart)
So yea she was totally into me, but I am not into blondes so we
parted on good terms.
(Slap)
Warm bodies also stars Nicholas Hoult and people say he is
dashingly handsome but its like looking into a mirror for me.
Nicholas plays R our Zombie hero in the film.
And while on a flesh eating scavenge he falls love at first
sight with Julie played by my good friend Teresa Palmer.
Now his love is amplified by the fact that just mere moments
before he ate her boyfriends brains with enables him to see
the previously alive boyfriends memories.
Determined to keep her alive he sneaks her off to his private
airplane to keep her safe.
And who wouldn’t fall in love with a zombie who had his own
747, I am just saying.
Of course I am getting ahead of myself there. By the way her dad
is played by John Malkovich who is the zombie head honcho
killer.
So of course chaos ensues later in the 2nd half of the movie.
I really liked Warm Bodies.
Its funny, I really liked the best friend and its not
depressing like that TV show The Walking Dead.
Oh we are in a prison, life is over.
Where is the romance in there?
You know, zombies are the new vampires.
Here is the bottom line. This is a good fresh original movie and
if you can only see one zombie love story this year make it
Warm Bodies.
I mean you will laugh, you will cry, it will bite you and hold
you for the rest of the film.
Well I am going to shuffle on back to my house if I can only
remember where that is as well.