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THAT'S LINDSAY DUNNE.
HE'S THE MOST POWERFUL PUBLISHER IN ALL OF BRITAIN.
IT'S JUST BETWEEN US.
NO, WE'LL STILL SEE EACH OTHER. LONG DISTANCE?
I GUESS I WAS DESTINED TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC.
CONSIDER WILLIE YOUR SPONSOR.
I THINK CLAIRE MIGHT HAVE LIED TO ME ABOUT WHO MY FATHER IS.
HENRY, WHAT WE HAD WAS AMAZING,
AND I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH YOU.
THAT'S OKAY, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T KEEP US FROM MOVING ON.
(gulps) OH, HOW CAN YOU DRINK THAT STUFF?
OH, NO, I DON'T DRINK THAT. BUT I HEAR IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FILL IN FOR AMANDA.
IT'S FINE. I CAN TOTALLY DO MY OWN WORK HERE.
AND IT'S KIND OF FUN BEING BACK AT MY OLD DESK.
SPEAKING OF WHAT A GREAT FRIEND I AM...
WE ARE NOW.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D WANT TO COME WITH ME TO HILDA'S WEDDING.
ARE YOU ASKING ME TO BE... YOUR DATE?
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE FREE. IT'S ON SATURDAY.
NEVER MIND. YOU PROBABLY HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO.
NO, IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
OH. I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE TRISTA ON SATURDAY, BUT...
WHAT? WHAT'S WITH THE FACE? WHY ARE YOU SO DOWN ON HER?
I'M SORRY. SHE SEEMS VERY SWEET.
IT'S JUST-- SHE SORTA MAKES YOU DUMB.
WHAT? WAIT. I DON'T SEE THAT AT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
I WILL STAY OUT OF IT.
WHY DOES AMANDA HAVE A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING IN HERE?
IT'S NOT WEIRD, RIGHT?
I MEAN, WE LIVED TOGETHER FOR A YEAR.
YOU DON'T HAVE BRACES.
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS RECENT.
YOU KNOW, I AM GONNA MISS HAVING HER AROUND.
GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN. MM.
OH, GOOD.
UGH. UM, YOU DON'T WORK HERE ANYMORE. REMEMBER?
YOU HAD THAT BIG DRAMATIC EXIT
WHERE YOU TRIED TO TIP OVER THE RECEPTION DESK
AND SHOUTED OUT, "I'M A STYLIST NOW, CIRCUS FREAKS.
TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT MY TIGHT BEE-HIND."
YEAH, BUT I NEEDED SOME PENCILS.
PLUS, HOW CAN I SET UP SHOP WITHOUT MY SLEEPING BETTY?
OH, THAT'S NICE. IS THIS NEW?
NO, I'M JUST WORKING WITH A FASTER SHUTTER SPEED.
OH, I GOT MY FIRST STYLIST REFERRAL--SPENCER CANNON.
HE'S ONE OF THOSE SOAP OPERA ACTORS
OH.
HE PLAYS TWINS--AN EVIL DOCTOR AND A REALLY EVIL DOCTOR.
YOU MEAN STEAL CLOTHES?
UH-HUH.
HEY, TROY.
OH, WOW. NICE JEANS. THEY REALLY MAKE YOUR PACKAGE POP.
OH. THANKS.
MM.
(lowered voice) MARC, STOP IT. YOU HAVE SMALL SHOULDERS.
YOU CAN'T BE DESPERATE, TOO.
HOW COULD HE LEAVE ME FOR THAT POINDEXTER? I LOVED TROY.
YEAH, IN MY OWN STANDOFFISH WAY.
(elevator bell dings)
HEY, YOUR WARD'S HERE.
OH! HEY. WHAT'S UP, JUNIOR?
COULD I TALK TO YOU? IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
OKAY. COME ON.
SO THAT REALLY IMPORTANT THING
YOU HAD TO TALK TO ME ABOUT--
DID IT INVOLVE WORDS?
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A SECOND?
YES. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. I'M SORRY. TAKE YOUR TIME.
BOBBY'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING, AND EVERYONE'S GONNA FIND OUT.
I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU--
HE WALKED IN ON ME AND AUSTIN.
HE SAW US KISSING.
UM, SO...
IS AUSTIN YOUR...
(singsongy) BOYFRIEND?
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE.
BUT WHY DOES ANYONE HAVE TO KNOW?
(inhales deeply)
W... UM, OKAY.
FIRST OF ALL,
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. YAY FOR YOU.
(chuckles)
I DON'T.
UM, BUT ALSO,
IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW,
THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW.
BOBBY'S...
A REALLY GREAT GUY.
HE'S NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING.
AND AS FAR AS YOUR MOM GOES...
(sighs)
SHE'S PRETTY COOL.
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR MOM?
(chuckles) WELL...
MY EXPERIENCE WAS NOT NECESSARILY THE NORM.
IT WAS BAD, RIGHT?
YOUR FAMILY IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW.
O-OKAY. OKAY. BREATHE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY A WORD UNTIL YOU'RE READY.
(man) ...so stop by the art department, and I'll have the--
DELETE. PAUSE. OKAY, HERE ARE THE EARRINGS
OH.
AND HERE ARE THE DIET PILLS.
I WANT HER SKINNY AS A BEAUTIFUL CORPSE
THANK YOU. AND SINCE YOU'VE BEEN SO HELPFUL,
(gasps)
THEY GOT DEPORTED?
(Henry) Hey, Betty. It's me.
Got your message about coming to Hilda's wedding on Saturday.
Your timing couldn't be better. I'll be in New York anyway.
We're actually about to get on the plane.
SHH.
So... yeah, I'd love to be your date. Okay.
I'll see you when I get in.
Bye.
YEAH, YOU DID.
(belches) SORRY.
THAT WAS A HICCUP, NOT A BURP.
HILDA'S GETTING MARRIED, AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME TO THE WEDDING AS MY DATE.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD. I DID.
UGH! I REMEMBER NOW.
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
WHO KNOWS WHY YOU DO ANYTHING, LADY?
THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU JUST AS YOU ARE--
BROWN AND COMPLICATED.
MNH-MNH.
YOU'RE SO WITHHOLDING.
GOOD NEWS.
YOUR MOTHER LOVES THE CROCHET KIT I SENT.
(groans)
MM, THANKS.
I'M GOING TO "MODE" TODAY. I'M GONNA TELL CLAIRE MEADE
THAT I WANT MY SHARES OF THAT COMPANY.
WHEN I THINK OF THE POVERTY YOU GREW UP IN,
IT JUST--IT BREAKS MY HEART.
BUT, TYLER, CAN--CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
A-ANYTHING.
WILHELMINA, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST ANYMORE.
OH.
WELL, TYLER, THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
IT'S JUST TH--
BEING AROUND THE MEADES COST YOU YOUR SOBRIETY.
AND, UH, WITH THE SHARES,
YOU WILL BE TIED TO THEM INDEFINITELY.
WELL, CAN'T I SELL THEM?
WELL, I-I ASSUME SO, BUT IN--IN THIS CLIMATE,
WELL, I DON'T WANT THAT!
I JUST WANNA GET MY MONEY AND GO HOME.
OKAY, OKAY. WELL, LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.
THERE'S ALWAYS A SOLUTION.
I SUPPOSE I COULD BUY YOUR SHARES.
YOU'D DO THAT?
WHY NOT?
A FEW MORE SHARES DOESN'T MEAN A THING TO ME.
OH, UH, AND I WANT A COMMITMENT NOT TO DRINK TODAY.
I WON'T.
GOOD.
I'M TAKING TEMPTATION AWAY.
(sighs)
SO YOU DRUNK DIALED HENRY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING IF YOU DRUNK DIALED HIM.
WELL, COME ON. I MEAN, YOU'VE DRUNK DIALED ME BEFORE.
"BETTY, I'M LOCKED OUT." "BETTY, I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE."
OKAY, THAT NEVER HAPPENED,
BECAUSE MY HAIR IS NOT GETTING THIN.
ANYWAY, THE PROBLEM NOW
IS THAT HENRY IS ON A PLANE,
AND HE THINKS THAT HE'S COMING TO HILDA'S WEDDING WITH ME.
ARE YOU UNINVITING ME?
BECAUSE I CANCELED PLANS.
NO, NO. NO. HILDA WANTS YOU TO BE THERE.
YOU COULD BRING TRISTA.
BUT YOU LIKE THAT.
COME ON, DANIEL. WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS?
I'M NOT BEING ANYTHING. IT'S FINE. I'LL BRING TRISTA.
I'LL JUST MAKE SURE AND POWDER MY HEAD.
THANK YOU.
OKAY, HILDA, SO IT'S SETTLED.
I AM GOING TO THE WEDDING WITH HENRY,
WHICH IS REALLY WEIRD,
AND DANIEL IS GOING WITH TRISTA, WHICH IS...
WELL, IT IS WHAT IT IS. ANYWAY, CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS.
GOD, I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS DAY COULD GET ANY MORE COMPLICATED.
OH.
SORRY. MR. DUNNE. HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
AND WHY AREN'T YOU IN LONDON?
I'M HERE TO SEE YOU.
YOU HAVE EXACTLY THE RIGHT VOICE FOR A NEW MAGAZINE I'M STARTING,
A SORT OF YOUNGER PERSON'S "NEW YORKER."
OH, MY GOD.
REALLY?
(high-pitched voice) I THINK MY VOICE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THAT.
YES, I LOVE YOUR SHRILL AMERICAN ENTHUSIASM.
(normal voice) SO, UH, WHAT, YOU, UM,
YOU WANT ME TO CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR NEW MAGAZINE?
NO. I WANT YOU TO HELP ME RUN IT...
AH!
IN LONDON.
♪♪♪
HE'S LEAVING ON SUNDAY,
AND HE WANTS AN ANSWER BY THEN.
(stomps foot)
YOU GOT A NEW JOB OFFER-- YOU'RE HAVING QUITE A DAY.
(lowered voice) I AM GETTING MARRIED IN THREE DAYS.
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU UPSTAGE ME,
HILDA, COME ON.
EAT SOMETHING ALREADY, PLEASE. YOU'RE SCARING ME.
BESIDES, I KNOW I'M NOT TAKING THE JOB.
IT'S LESS MONEY, AND IT'S IN LONDON.
WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY. I GOTTA GO.
I GOT A THOUSAND THINGS TO DO, AND JUSTIN IS NO HELP.
HE'S ALWAYS OFF WITH THAT AUSTIN KID.
WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT A NEW FRIEND AND... (gasps)
OKAY, I JUST WANT TO GET A FEEL FOR YOUR COLORS
BEFORE WE HIT THE STORE
AND START RACKING UP CREDIT CARD DEBT.
OH, PLEASE.
I SKIPPED MY NANA'S FUNERAL TO GO TO THE MALL. OKAY.
(inhales sharply) I CAN SEE THAT WE NEED TO STAY AWAY
FROM ANYTHING IN THE SALMON FAMILY,
I HATE SALMON, TOO. I HATE ALL FISH COLORS.
(gasps) ME, TOO. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
THAT I AUTOMATICALLY LIKED, AND THAT IS NOT A COME-ON,
THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE MORE THAN A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT.
ME, TOO.
(gasps)
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
I'M TOTALLY SETTING YOU UP WITH MY BEST FRIEND MARC.
WELL, I WASN'T THINKING THAT, BUT I TOTALLY AM NOW.
IT'S EERIE.
I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU GOT OFFERED THAT JOB IN LONDON.
THANKS.
AND IT DOESN'T HURT
THAT YOU HAVE A SLIGHT BRITISH ACCENT NOW.
THERE IT IS. (imitates British accent) I DO NOT.
STOP. NO. NO!
(Nate) VROOM. VROOM. VROOM.
YEAH.
OH, ABOUT THAT MESSAGE,
UM, I'M SORRY.
I AM REALLY GLAD YOU'RE COMING TO HILDA'S WEDDING.
I WAS JUST...
A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU MIGHT READ INTO IT.
RIGHT. THAT...
THAT YOU MIGHT BE OPENING SOMETHING BACK UP?
YEAH.
EXACTLY.
IT'S JUST--IT WAS SO COMPLICATED BEFORE
AND HAD SO MANY OBSTACLES AND...
YEAH.
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
UH, THE REASON THAT I'M HERE...
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW.
HEAD OF ACCOUNTING AT A VERY BIG LAW FIRM,
AND, UH, THEY'RE-- THEY'RE TELLING ME
THAT ESSENTIALLY, THE JOB'S MINE, SO...
WOW.
UM, SO YOU'RE MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK?
YEAH.
CHARLIE'S GONNA GO TO SCHOOL AT PARSONS,
AND LITTLE NATE'S GONNA SPEND HALF HIS TIME WITH HER
AND HALF HIS TIME WITH ME, SO I'LL BE HERE.
MAYBE IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING
THAT YOU'RE NOT TAKING THAT JOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
THAT'S--THAT'S HUGE.
YEAH.
LET'S MAKE IT A LITTLE SMALLER.
UH, DO YOU WANNA HAVE BREAKFAST TOMORROW?
(chuckles)
YEAH.
GREAT.
HEY, DANIEL.
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
HEY, LITTLE GUY.
(chuckles)
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, MAN.
YEAH, HOPEFULLY LONGER THAN A BIT.
(Nate babbles)
IT'S MINE.
NO, HONEY. SORRY.
OKAY. WELL, IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
IT'S A DATE. BYE, NATE.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
(Henry chuckles) OKAY. GOOD-BYE.
SO WHAT'S GOING ON? (clears throat)
HE'S BACK, AND "IT'S A DATE"?
NO, IT'S NOT A DATE. IT'S A BREAKFAST.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WANNA GO DOWN THIS ROAD AGAIN.
THAT'S VERY SWEET, DANIEL, BUT I'M NOT ON THAT ROAD.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ROAD I'M ON,
BUT WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S TOTALLY NEW.
HERE YOU GO, BOBBY.
OH, JUSTIN, HOLD ON.
HAVE YOU DECIDED ON THE LONG TIE, THE BOW TIE
OR THE OPEN COLLAR, WHICH I HATE,
UM, YOU DECIDE. I'M GOING TO MEET AUSTIN.
NOWHERE. JUST HANGING OUT.
WHY IS EVERYTHING WITH AUSTIN ALWAYS SUCH A BIG SECRET?
NO SECRET. WHAT? AUSTIN'S A GOOD KID.
THEY'RE BOTH GOOD KIDS. EVERYTHING'S COOL, YOU KNOW.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
NO! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
WHAT... WHAT WOULD I KNOW?
(gasps)
YOU DO KNOW SOMETHING.
I SWEAR TO GOD, BOBBY, YOU BETTER TELL ME.
NO, I CAN'T.
I PROMISED I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
HE'S ON DRUGS.
OH, MY GOD. THAT AUSTIN KID HAS GOT MY BABY HOOKED ON DRUGS!
IT'S NOT DRUGS.
WELL, THEN WHAT IS IT, BOBBY?
BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF ANOTHER REASON
WHY MY SON IS ALWAYS SPENDING TIME WITH AUSTIN.
OH, SUDDENLY, HE'S SNEAKING OFF ALL THE TIME
OR HE'S UP IN THE ROOM WITH THE DOOR...
(gasps)
OH.
LOOK, YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME, ALL RIGHT?
(sighs)
(footsteps approach)
OH, THANK GOD. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
YOU LIED TO ME.
YOU TOLD ME THAT MY FATHER WAS DEAD.
I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THAT WAY,
AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT,
BUT NOT WHILE YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.
NO. THE ONLY THING I WANT FROM YOU IS SHARES OF YOUR COMPANY.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
TYLER! STOP IT!
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME.
YOU GOT RID OF ME.
OH. OH, MY GOD. HONEY, I'M SORRY.
NO! NO, YOU JUST FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN,
OR I GO TO CAL HARTLEY,
AND I KNOW THAT THAT'S THE LAST THING THAT YOU WANT.
♪♪♪
HEY. SORRY I'M LATE.
HI. OH! YOU BROUGHT NATE.
YEAH, WE HAD A CHANGE OF SCHEDULES. IS THAT OKAY?
(growls)
SORRY. HE HASN'T HAD HIS COFFEE.
OH, HEY. I, UH, I FOUND THIS IN MY SUITCASE.
A PICTURE OF...
CAN I SEE?
OH, MY GOD. I WAS SO DIFFERENT.
(chuckles) YEAH.
(inhales deeply) THIS FEELS GREAT.
YEAH, THIS IS NICE.
MINE! NO!
YEAH. OH.
CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR KID QUIET?
OW!
SORRY. THAT WAS...
SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. THAT SOUNDED TERRIBLE.
I LOVE KIDS. I-I DO WANT KIDS.
YEAH.
IT'S OKAY.
THERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. OKAY? THAT'S GOOD. JUST...
UM, HEY, I-I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
UH, THAT PIECE THAT YOU DID IN YOUR BLOG
ABOUT THE FEMALE GUARD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE WAS AMAZING.
OHH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT WAS--THAT WAS--I WAS JUST SO INSPIRED IN LONDON,
AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A PERFECT PIECE
NO, HONEY. I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETIE?
COME ON. REMEMBER? DOUGHNUTS ARE DEAD FOOD. OKAY?
GET IT TO WORK FOR "MODE."
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE.
I HAVE TO GET TO WORK ANYWAY. BUT THIS HAS BEEN REALLY FUN.
SURE.
OKAY, YOU, TOO.
BETTY, JUSTIN'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! MEET ME AT YOUR PLACE AT 1:00.
(glass shatters)
WOW. PRETTY GOOD ARM.
ALTHOUGH, I PROBABLY COULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING,
YOU KNOW, IF I WARMED UP A LITTLE.
HE IS NOT IN HIS RIGHT MIND.
THIS IS NOT THE BOY I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW.
MOM, YOU'VE KNOWN HIM A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
WILHELMINA? WHAT DID SHE SAY?
SHE SAID IT WAS GONNA COME TO MONEY, WHICH IS
WHY I OFFERED HIM A CHECK WHEN WE WERE AT THE CLUB.
YOU OFFERED HIM MONEY?
AND YOU'RE TAKING ADVICE FROM WILHELMINA?
(cell phone rings)
NO, IT DOESN'T, NOT WHEN SHE'S RIGHT.
(beep)
(sighs)
YOU WILL LOVE HIM.
HE'S LIKE ME, BUT WITH JUNK.
I CAN'T, MANDY. I AM STILL GRIEVING OVER TROY.
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP AGAIN.
HE'S LIKE ME WITH BIG JUNK.
WHY AM I GETTING AN E-MAIL FROM IGNACIO SUAREZ?
(beep)
OH, MY GOD.
(man singing indistinctly)
AH.
WELL...
I LIKE THE ENTHUSIASM,
BUT... IS THIS ALL A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH?
YEAH, IT IS. LISTEN TO HER.
COME ON. CAN'T WE WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING AT LEAST?
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS
THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN TO JUSTIN,
WE TOLD HIM TO COME HERE AFTER CLASS,
AND WHEN HE WALKS IN, WE'RE ALL GONNA SHOUT...
(Hilda and Ignacio) WE'RE KNOW YOU'RE GAY, AND THAT'S OKAY!
(laughs)
OKAY, SO MAYBE WE PUT THAT IN THE CARD.
WELL, JUSTIN DOES LIKE A GOOD PARTY
AND... COLORFUL THINGS.
THAT'S THE GAY FLAG.
GAYS DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE COLOR. THEY LIKE 'EM ALL.
MIJA, LOOK AT ALL THESE GROUPS THEY HAVE--
P.F.L.A.G., G.L.S.E.N.
AND EVERYTHING CAME IN THIS FUN STARTER KIT.
AND LOOK, A STRAWBERRY LIP BALM.
AY, PLEASE.
STOP. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.
THEY LIKE TO MAKE ENTRANCES.
HAVE YOU PEOPLE LOST YOUR MINDS?
WHY NOT? WE'RE FINE WITH IT.
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU BEING FINE WITH IT.
IT'S ABOUT JUSTIN BEING FINE WITH IT.
WELL... (sighs) WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO KNOW BETTER?
THANKS. THANK YOU. YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
WHAT IS WITH THIS FAMILY?
I MEAN, IT IS ONE THING TO BE ACCEPTING...
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP.
IF JUSTIN IS EVER GONNA HAVE
LOVING AND SUSTAINING RELATIONSHIPS,
IT IS IMPORTANT FOR HIM TO FEEL THE ACCEPTANCE OF HIS FAMILY.
TH-THAT'S A PRETTY BIG STATEMENT.
NO, IT IS TRUE. IT IS IN EVERYTHING THAT WE HAVE READ.
JUST BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T ACCEPT YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY
DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WON'T HAVE A LA--
DOES NOT MEAN THAT ONE WON'T HAVE A LASTING RELATIONSHIP.
YEAH. MARC, WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
UH, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
OH, JUST... (exhales deeply)
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ, OKAY?
JUSTIN WILL COME OUT WHEN JUSTIN WANTS TO COME OUT,
AND THEN YOU WILL ALL ACT SURPRISED,
AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER MENTION THIS HIDEOUS IDEA.
OH! OH!
THEY LIKE THEIR EXITS, TOO.
I'LL GO OUT WITH SPENCER.
YEAH. WHO SAYS I CAN'T HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP?
OH. UH, HE MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN THINKING CASUAL SEX,
BUT HE'S COMING TO THE WEDDING,
(lock clicks)
♪♪♪
(woman) ♪ I'M A FASHION FILM ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I WANT IT ALL ♪
(camera shutter clicking)
HIGHER. NICE. CHIN UP. CHIN UP.
MAKE SURE YOU GET THEM HERE, FROM HERE UP--
(Claire) I DON'T KNOW HOW,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT I KNOW YOU GOT TO TYLER.
THIS HAS YOUR STINK ALL OVER IT.
OH, CLAIRE, HAVE YOU ESCAPED FROM YOUR HANDLERS AGAIN
OR HAVE THEY ALLOWED YOU A SENIOR OUTING?
THIS BOY IS AN ALCOHOLIC.
HE IS TROUBLED.
ISN'T THAT THE PICKLED LUSH CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK?
YOU ***!
OW!
WHA--YOU ROTTEN...
GET--YOU GET OVER HERE!
AAH!
AAH!
(grunts)
(grunts)
AAH!
(man) PULL 'EM APART!
(Claire) AAH!
YOU SEE THAT, EVERYONE? SHE ATTACKED ME!
STAY AWAY FROM MY SON!
(sputters)
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE.
I'M NOT GETTING THAT JOB.
YEAH, APPARENTLY MY OLD BOSS CALLED
WILHELMINA?
NOPE.
DANIEL, YOU COST HIM HIS JOB!
I'M YOUR FRIEND. DON'T I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PROTECT YOU
NO, YOU DON'T! AND WHO SAID IT WAS A MISTAKE?
OH, MY GOD! TALK ABOUT MOVING BACKWARDS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TRISTA? AREN'T YOU PAST THAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST MAKE A DEAL.
I WILL STAY OUT OF YOUR PERSONAL LIFE,
AND YOU STAY OUT OF MINE!
(drawer clatters)
(Wilhelmina) I HAVE SOME NAIL POLISH REMOVER
IN THE BATHROOM.
I HEARD YOU CAN GET A BUZZ OFF THAT.
DON'T GO THROUGH MY THINGS.
CLAIRE'S NOT GONNA GIVE ME ANYTHING.
BE PATIENT. SHE WILL.
YEAH, WELL, WHY SHOULD SHE? I'M NOTHING TO HER.
I'M JUST SOME STUPID PIECE OF WHITE TRASH
THAT'S HERE RUINING HER PERFECT LIFE.
TYLER, PULL IT TOGETHER.
I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE.
BUT DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON YOURSELF. CHANNEL IT!
CHANNEL IT TOWARDS CLAIRE MEADE.
UGH, WHAT A CRAP DAY!
SO WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME ONE. THAT'S COOL, RIGHT?
TOTALLY. YEAH. UM, I LOVE IT.
ME, TOO.
UH, MY MOM WON'T REALLY LET UP
ABOUT, UH, YOU COMING TO THE WEDDING.
WELL, I WILL, IF YOU WANT ME TO.
IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T.
I-I DO. I DO. I JUST--
I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BE UNDER SOME SORT OF MICROSCOPE.
I GET IT. IT'S OKAY, BUT, YOU KNOW, IF I DO GO,
NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING.
I JUST LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
YOU SURE?
COOL.
I-IS IT DUMB TO HAVE THE SAME BRACELET?
WANNA TAKE IT BACK?
LET'S DO IT. (chuckles)
YOU KNOW, MY FACE ISN'T ACTUALLY PERFECT.
BUT IT WORKS ON ME.
DO YOU KNOW,
IF I HADN'T SPILLED MY DRINK ON YOU AT THE REVLON PARTY,
YEAH, I KNOW. IT WAS A REAL BLESSING IN THE SKIES.
(chuckles)
WAIT. "BLESSING IN THE SKIES." DOES THAT SOUND WEIRD?
NO, NO. THAT'S RIGHT. "BLESSING IN THE SKIES."
(chuckles) RIGHT.
I WONDER WHAT YOU WOULD SAY IF WE MET INSIDE?
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO SKY. (chuckles)
(chuckles) IRREGARDLESS, TRISTA, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.
WAIT, DID I JUST SAY "IRREGARDLESS"? IS THAT A WORD?
I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU LIKE MY EARRINGS?
YEAH.
(knock on door)
GREAT NEWS! I GOT THE JOB.
DANIEL MUST HAVE CALLED THEM BACK.
OH, GOOD. I KNEW HE WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING.
YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU.
COME IN.
GREAT.
WOW, BETTY, THIS PLACE IS AMAZING.
HEY, DO YOU WANNA GO CELEBRATE?
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GO
OH, IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE.
HENRY, CAN WE TALK A--
"AFFORDABLE LONDON APARTMENTS."
ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT TAKING THE JOB?
NO. NO, NO. I WAS JUST CURIOUS.
YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT TAKING IT,
NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT. I-I WAS JUST LOOKING.
IT'S JUST A REALLY GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
IT'S SORT OF HARD TO LET GO OF, SO...
WELL, WHY ARE YOU LETTING IT GO?
IT'S NOT 'CAUSE OF ME, IS IT?
BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ONE
THAT KEEPS YOU FROM LIVING YOUR LIFE.
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT JOB, THEN YOU SHOULD.
HENRY, IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S...
MY SISTER'S GETTING MARRIED, AND PAPI'S GONNA BE ALONE,
AND THERE'S ALL THIS STUFF WITH JUSTIN.
IT'S JUST-- IT ISN'T THE RIGHT TIME.
AND...
IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR US, EITHER.
YOU FEEL THAT WAY, TOO?
YES.
(exhales deeply)
IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE, THOUGH, RIGHT? (chuckles)
TO HAVE WHAT WE HAD THREE YEARS AGO?
YEAH.
BUT IT'S NOT THREE YEARS AGO.
IT DEFINITELY ISN'T.
I HAVE A WET RICE CAKE IN MY POCKET.
EW.
(laughs)
UH, LISTEN, YOU STILL LIKE THAI FOOD, RIGHT?
YEAH.
SEE, THAT'S ONE THING THAT HASN'T CHANGED.
NO, THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE.
(laughs) OKAY. YOU KNOW A NEW PLACE?
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE PAYING THIS TIME, RIGHT?
(laughs) YES, ABSOLUTELY.
HI. WOW.
IS BOBBY OUT THERE?
OH, HIS PARENTS HAVE HIM IN THE BACK.
OH.
I HAD SOME, TOO. (laughs)
GOD, HILDA, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
OH.
MAMA, THE SECOND THIS THING IS OVER,
YEAH.
OHH.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS ***.
(laughs)
(laughs)
HEY.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANK YOU.
SO, UM, THANKS FOR HELPING HENRY GET HIS JOB BACK.
BETTY, I'M REALLY SORRY.
I SHOULD PROBABLY GO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM.
HE'S NOT COMING. YOU WERE RIGHT.
I WAS GOING BACKWARDS.
YOU OKAY?
YEAH.
WE'RE JUST IN TWO VERY DIFFERENT PLACES.
I GUESS YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.
WELL, YOU KNOW ME PRETTY WELL, TOO.
TRISTA DEFINITELY BRINGS OUT THE DUMB IN ME.
"IRREGARDLESS" ISN'T A WORD, IS IT?
NO.
(FM Radio's "Be My Only" playing)
♪ I CAN TELL ♪
♪ BY THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME ♪
♪ YOU NEED TO BE MINE ♪
♪ WE COULD SIT, WATCH THE STARS ALL NIGHT ♪
♪ TILL THEY DISAPPEAR INTO THE SKY ♪
I DO.
I DO.
♪ BE MY ONLY, BE MY ONLY ♪
(cheers and applause)
♪ GOOD, BAD ♪
♪ I TAKE IT ALL ♪
♪ LOVE'S WRECKING BALL ♪
(woman) ♪ SINCE THE FIRST TIME THAT I EVER SAW YOU ♪
♪ YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME ♪
♪ HANGING 'ROUND EVERY DAY ♪
OH, MAMI, PLEASE.
I'M JUST GONNA WELCOME HIM TO THE FAMILY.
OH! OH!
♪ L-O-V-E ♪
♪ I LOVE YOU ♪
HEY.
AND WE'RE CIRCULATING AND MINGLING...
"OH, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
HELLO, AUNT SPANISH, YOU LOOK BONITA."
I'M GONNA GET US SOME SODAS.
OKAY.
HE SEEMS NICE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
I DON'T KNOW. I-I HATE HAVING A SECRET.
I JUST--I FEEL SO FAR AWAY FROM THEM.
DOES IT HELP THAT I KNOW?
YEAH. EVEN BOBBY, SORT OF.
WELL, THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP A SECRET ANYMORE--
RELIEF.
I JUST FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S GONNA CHANGE.
IT WILL.
BUT... FOR THE BETTER.
BUT IT'S UP TO YOU.
ONLY YOU WILL KNOW WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.
(Amanda) MARC, HE'S HERE!
(chuckles)
HELLO.
SEE, YOU TWO ARE TOTALLY HITTING IT OFF ALREADY.
KISS.
OH. (chuckles)
WHOO-HOO!
SALUD! AMOR. DINERO.
UM, CAN I HAVE THE MIC, PLEASE? THANK YOU SO MUCH.
(voice amplified) IT IS MY PARTY. I JUST WANT TO TALK.
(laughter)
YOU'RE A MARRIED WOMAN NOW. SIT DOWN.
OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU DONE? OKAY, GOOD.
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY.
I JUST MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND.
(guests) OHH.
I KNEW THAT I LOVED BOBBY...
WELL, WHEN HE TOLD ME THAT I DID. (laughs)
(laughter)
(mouths words)
I JUST NEEDED SOME TIME TO FIGURE IT OUT.
BUT I KNEW THAT BOBBY LOVED ME...
(voice breaking) WHEN HE TOLD ME
THAT HE WOULD THROW HIMSELF UNDER A BUS FOR ME.
(Ignacio chuckles)
I KNOW, RIGHT?
I WOULD DO THAT, TOO, BABY,
BECAUSE... THAT'S LOVE, RIGHT?
WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEBODY BETTER THAN THEY DO...
AND...
WHEN YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING...
IN THE WORLD TO PROTECT THEM.
(sniffles) I LOVE YOU, BABY.
(cheers and applause)
TYLER, THIS IS THE THIRD MESSAGE I'VE LEFT.
*** CHENEY RETURNS MY CALLS AFTER ONE. CALL ME.
(beep)
(sighs)
(man, voice amplified) DANCING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME,
WE HAVE MR. AND MRS. TALERCIO! LET'S GIVE IT UP!
(cheering)
(Renee Olstead) ♪ HMM, HMM, HMM ♪
♪♪♪
♪ I WANT A LITTLE ♪
♪ SOMETHING MORE ♪
♪ DON'T WANT THE MIDDLE ♪
♪ OR THE ONE BEFORE ♪
♪ I DON'T DESIRE ♪
YOU OKAY? YOU SEEM QUIET.
♪ A COMPLICATED PAST ♪
♪ I WANT A LOVE THAT WILL LAST ♪
(inhales and exhales deeply) JUST THINKING...
ABOUT THE FUTURE. (sighs)
♪ SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME, SAY I'M THE ONE ♪
(voice breaks) SOMETIMES IT'S...
HARD TO KNOW WHEN TO TAKE THAT NEXT STEP.
YEAH.
SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,
YOU'LL JUST KNOW. (chuckles)
♪ I WANT A LOVE THAT WILL LAST ♪
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, RIGHT?
♪ GIVE ME FOREVER ♪
YOU ARE THE BRAVEST KID I KNOW.
♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WANT ONE LOVE ♪
MAY I THROW YOU AROUND THE FLOOR FOR A WHILE?
IS THAT OKAY?
YEAH. (chuckles)
♪ SO CALL ME ROMANTIC ♪
♪ OH, I GUESS THAT'S SO ♪
♪ THERE'S SOMETHING MORE THAT YOU OUGHTA KNOW ♪
♪ I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU ♪
♪ SO DON'T EVEN ASK ♪
♪ I WANT A LOVE THAT WILL LAST ♪
♪ FOREVER ♪
♪ I WANT A LOVE THAT WILL LAST ♪
♪♪♪
♪ I DON'T WANT JUST A MEMORY ♪
♪ GIVE ME FOREVER ♪
♪ DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I JUST WANT ONE LOVE TO BE ENOUGH ♪
♪ AND REMAIN IN MY HEART TILL I DIE ♪
♪ SO THERE'S JUST A LITTLE ♪
♪ MORE THAT I NEED ♪
♪ MORE THAT I NEED ♪
♪ I WANT TO SHARE ALL THE AIR THAT YOU BREATHE ♪
♪ I'M NOT THE KIND OF GIRL ♪
(gasps)
♪ TO COMPLICATE THE PAST ♪
♪ I WANT A LOVE THAT WILL LAST ♪
(voice breaks) OKAY.
♪ I WANT A LOVE THAT WILL LAST ♪
♪ ALWAYS ♪
♪ I JUST WANT A LOVE ♪
♪ THAT WILL LAST ♪
♪ I WANT A LOVE THAT WILL LAST ♪
♪♪♪
(woman) ♪ AND I WOULD PRAY ♪
MM. THAT AUSTIN IS A CUTIE.
WHAT?
(chuckles) OKAY.
♪ AND I WOULD CRY AND I WOULD BEG ♪
WHAT?
WH--OH, NO. I WAS... (clears throat)
AH, SEE? YOU'RE GETTING SMARTER ALREADY.
(both laugh)
♪ RUN ♪
♪ AND I WOULD STAY ♪
♪ I WOULD CROSS A STORMY OCEAN ♪
♪ IF I COULD BE WITH YOU ♪
(sighs) YOU KNOW WHAT?
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE.
BUT LOOK AT THEM.
♪ IF I COULD BE WITH YOU ♪
IT'S A GREAT FEELING, ISN'T IT,
WHEN EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD?
♪ I WOULD TELL THE WORLD ♪
♪ THAT YOU ♪
YEAH.
(woman) ♪ IT'S THE TIME ♪
♪ FOR YOU TO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME ♪
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU...
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD PERSON?
MMM.
♪ AND LOVE HAS BEEN A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE... ♪
HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU
THAT YOU HAVE THE MOUTH OF A SILENT MOVIE STAR?
SEXY AND CRUEL.
OF COURSE.
SPENCER...
HMM?
(chuckles)
I GET THAT YOU LIKE ME,
AND I LIKE THAT YOU LIKE ME,
BUT LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS IS GONNA GO DOWN.
UM, YOU'RE GONNA PURSUE ME,
AND I'M GONNA...
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT.
IT'S KIND OF A PATTERN WITH ME.
I THINK... (sighs)
♪♪♪
IT PROBABLY HAS TO DO WITH MY MOTHER REJECTING ME,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
ANYWAY... (chuckles)
I WANT TO BREAK THAT PATTERN. (clears throat)
I WANT TO HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP
WITH SOMEONE THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT.
♪♪♪
I GET IT.
SO... YOU JUST WANT TO FOOL AROUND IN THE BUSHES? (chuckles)
(chuckles)
KIDDING.
WELL, IT'S--IT'S PROBABLY BETTER.
HONESTLY, I-I ONLY SAID I WOULD GO OUT WITH YOU
MM.
YEAH.
I'M--I'M SORRY.
IT'S SCRATCHING.
I--AMANDA LEFT THE TAG IN
IN CASE WE WANTED TO RETURN IT.
(laughs)
(gasps)
(Amanda) MY REAL FATHER HAS THAT BIRD TATTOO.
OH, MY GOD!
HI, MR. DUNNE. THIS IS BETTY SUAREZ CALLING.
UM, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE LEAVING TOMORROW,
SO I WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT THIS MESSAGE.
UM...
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WOULD LIKE TO ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.
UM, I WOULD LIKE THE JOB,
SO... YEAH.
UM, OKAY. (chuckles)
CHEERIO!
(sighs)
(Wilhelmina) CLAIRE, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT TYLER.
I THINK I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA PAY THE PRICE.
OH, FOR GOD SAKES,
PUT YOUR HEARING AID IN AND LISTEN TO ME!
I'M TRYING TO WARN YOU. THAT BOY IS DANGEROUS.
(Tyler) SHE'S RIGHT.
TYLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FIND ME?
EVERYTHING WAS BETTER WITHOUT YOU.
AND NOW...
IT'S ALL FALLING APART.
HONEY... LET ME HELP YOU.
NO.
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU.
TYLER...
IF...
I COULD GO BACK
AND CHANGE EVERYTHING I DID,
I WOULD.
BUT I CAN'T.
YOU'RE MY SON.
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
TYLER, LISTEN TO ME.
I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING,
BUT CLAIRE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
YOU'RE CONFUSED, AND IT'S MY FAULT.
I'M THE ONE WHO MADE YOU FEEL THIS WAY.
AND I'M SORRY, SO...
GIVE ME THE GUN,
AND I WILL TRY TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
CLAIRE LOVES YOU,
AND I THINK SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW THAT.
(sobbing)
OH, BABY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME...
THE GUN?
(gunshot)
(gasps)