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Many eons ago, Zeus fabricated man.
Man was given no gifts at all. SO Prometheus gave most men..brains.
Later, Prometheus saw men were cold, hungry,
and unable to melt steel for some reason unknown to the Gods.
So Prometheus, without permission, gave man...fire!
YOU GONE GIVE THAT THERE FIRE TO THAT THEM MEN DOWN THERE?
Yo I'm sorry man. They were suffering like a mo!
You gone get me mad boy. I gots me a punishment brewin'
up in this here noggin. And you is for sure not gonna like it.
Crap.
Awe man. This sucks. The heat's beating down on me.
And there's this eagle that keeps eating my liver
...which seems to be growing back somehow.
Oh, Hephaestus, my anger has not yet been subsided.
Me thinks I need to bring some vengeance onto them humans.
I'm going to make something so horrible.
So...ungodly awful men will cringe at the thought of it....a woman.
NO! THAT'S WORSE THAN THE KRAKEN!
Unleash the woman!
Zeus, She's done!
Awe shucks, she's purty.
Not as pretty as a girl brought up from the loins of a titan.
Girl, she's good but she could be better.
Hmm...she seems to be lacking facial features.
She needs some cheek bones, TWO eyes, bigger lips, cute nose
and some nice long eyelashes.There.
Now she's pretty...well...not as pretty as me.
She needs one more thing.
Now that I've given you curiosity...
Hey, what's that?
That there box sure is a beauty. She's yours if you want her. But you better not open it!
Why?
Don't ask questions!!
Pandora, thank you for all the hard work you do around the house.
And you look absolutely beautiful in that blouse.
Oh you're welcome sweet cheeks. I'm always happy to be there whenever you need me
the most honey buns.
Gotta go to work at the candy shop.
Okee Dokee artichockie!
Now, remember what Zeus said! Open that box, and you'll be dead!
Say whhaaa-?
Be back in five years. Don't do anything stupid!
Four years and and 364.242199 days past. And in that time Pandora's curiosity about
that box grew.
What in the world is in that secret and locked box. Is my hubby hiding some magazines
he doesn't want me to find?
She's got the box! She's got the box!
Pandora sets the box down somewhere and opens it
and all the bad things in the world come out, ***, drugs, ***, AIDS,
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (This is a real word), and much, much
more
What the frickle frackle!?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh Pandora.
Epimethius, I promise, never again will I open this box....EVER.
That's a good girl. Come on. Let's eat.
What Pandora didn't know was that right when she closed the box
she prevented one thing from escaping.
And that one thing. Was...hope. The End
Many on the go, Zeus fabricated man.
Man was given no gifts at all, so permeate the escape most men. Brains.
Later permeate the asylum in were cold hungry
and then unable to melt still for some unknown reason to the gods.
So promiscuous without permission gave man fry.
Uganda and that they are tired of that damn men down there
You on sorry man there is something like a mole.
You don't get mad mad bored. I gots me a punishment brewing up in
this year noggin.
and this is freed you sure not gonna like it
You have to!
On them. This sucks.
Species being down on me,
and there's a crawler keeps demand liver, which seems to be grown back somehow.
although *** in my finger, my finger has not yet been so cited.
me things that need to bring some.
Bentsen sundown humans I'm being to make something souls tolerable, sold on godly awful,
mental cringe at the thought of it! All-women.
You'll! THAT'S WORSE THAN a cracked egg!
our newly installed mine
List, she is known.
Breyer to make
bombshell x. seized. kill it.
disparity is a girl product number like
that tighten Francisco it but she could be better.
seemed to be lasting facial features hits and cheap but to mines bigger.
netscape nelson from nightline eyelashes. well she's pretty well not as pretty as me.
She needs one more thing.
Buble
[Pause]
Hairy, what's that?
it's a box. she sure is a beauty.
she's yours if you want a but you better not over the acc.
Or why
No I have questions!!
thank you for all of the homework to do uh... olds.
immunity and to youthful met blows
or you're welcome sweetie x.
i'm always happy to be there were ever you'd meet me the most honey buns.
Well, got to go work at the Kennedy shared
or people can get your p
now linden new words instead. or paid at all you'll be dead
they water?
the be back in five use. don't do you think u
four years and 364.242199 days past
and in that time Pandora's curiosity about that box
what in the world is in a secret locked box?
Is my hubby hiding some magazines because I want to find.
ship approx! products!
endorsed at the box down somewhere and opens,
and all the bad things in the world come out.
Great drugs, ***, aids, new mom on the altar
microscopic silico volcano conio since - this is a real word - and much much more.
What the football practice?!
Would you do?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
poop and to whom the
at the media's paper products. never again will have opened this box
ever
that's a good girl. come on, let's see
wealth and or didn't know, without right when she closed the box
she prevented one thing from escaping.
and not one thing was... hope. Via.