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The following clip contains unfunny humor, vulgar language,
evil jokes and laughing at politics.
If, without any logical reason, you're disturbed by those,
I'm afraid, that you're in the wrong part of YouTube,
and you should leave this part immediately.
President's secret base,
somewhere on the sunless and folkless areas of the Myrtanian Union,
a few hours afther Krupam's visit in Khorinis.
Dovahkiin...
What?
Dova... Eee... What the hell are you wearing??
I sold my helmet, because it difficulted Fus-Ro-Dah'ing.
I bought this cool armor in return.
Well, nevermind.
Do you remember this guy you've launched recently?
That red-blue one??
He flew to the other edge of the island,
I wouldn't care about him now...
Not really. Most likely he survived the fall.
The Council is afraid thet he is powerful enough
to destroy our beloved Reich...
Eee... I mean Union.
Yes, Union.
Man, I don't give a *** about your Union.
I'm going back to Bethesda.
The reward is 12.000 Union's Marks.
What am I supposed to do?
Already better.
So...
Morning, at an unspecified location on Khorinis Isle.
Argh, shiit...
He's got strong kick, that Son of a Dragon...
Hello!
What? Who the hell are you?
I am Radagast Dorvalein Abelard von Shoreville.
This country is *** up...
R-DASH in brief.
Hmm...
Behold! The R-DASH 5000!
Physically superior to Rainbow Dash in every way!
Your name sounds kind of familiar...
Allright, what do you want?
I don't know...
I was walkin' around,
and suddenly somethin' red flies above.
Yeaa... The flight was kinda fun, after all!
But this doesn't change the fact, that the guilty will pay.
So now we are heading to Khorinis together,
to have your revenge on the President
for sending Dovahkiin at you,
who launched you into the sky?
Yes, how did you know it??
I've read the scenario.
Oh...
Meanwhile at the Khorinis' Ruler's residence.
What, this old fool has sent you again?
Wow! You're not so stupid as you seem to be!
Respect my royal authority!
***.
Hey, this, that you're protected by the Union, does not mean,
that you can call me that way.
***.
At least I don't use cheap *** to control my subjects.
Eh, okay, what does this old prick want from me again?
We are supposed to bring him a guy who landed somewhere on Khorinis.
Right, gimme a moment!
Good! We can go!
Don't you have some support?
Let me think...
No, girls are actually busy...
Fuuck...
Seems that I have to bear her alone...
A few hours later, at an even more unspecified location on the island.
Are we there yet?
R-DASH, I'm askinn' so ***' nicely,
shut the hell up. You can lure a band of aggresive zombies with your talk.
***.
What now?
Swords!
Damn! It's a bit too many of them!
Yea. It's time to use weapon of mass destruction.
DUBSTEP!
Good, we can go further.
Crap, I already ran out of words describing time and place.
Daamn, are we there yet?
It's none of your *** business...
...but it seems we don't have to seek any more.
Holy ***!
Gestapo!
Oh, it seems that führer of the Union has sent his faithful servants...
Hey, I do it only for money, ok?
You could choose better job.
But you, Cadance... Why do you do it?
Shut up, you have no chance with us!
Oh really?
I'm far more powerful than you all together!
I don't think so!
Look at this...
Oh ***!
Man! I like you already!
Damn... What was that?
Power of the Cheat Codes.
And now forgive me, but...
Dude! You're *** awesome!
You have done the impossible!
Now that we finally got rid of her... what are we doing now?
You are really askin'??
***' libation!
Aha...
For those who'd like to see next episode of this thing...
...I have a short message...
*** you, ***!