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This morning, we accessed your mother's Facebook profile.
She posted on your wall and it is as stated:
"your mustache is becoming a little bit too ridiculous.
prepare to get that amazon jungle shaved off”
Very good. I’ll reply back as soon as I log onto Facebook.
My Führer
there...
There have been changes made to Facebook.
It happened last night after we refreshed it.
Anyone who is not a Facebook addict, leave the room now.
WHAT THE F**K?
WHAT THE F**CKING F**K?
Mark Zukerberg and his f*cking friends are going to pay for this
How is this possible?
Do you know how many hours I spend a day on Facebook?
Do you know how many photos of myself I have uploaded?
My Führer, you spend 11 hours a day and have uploaded 3691 pictures
SHUT UP fool. Don't tell me what I already know.
My Führer, please forgive me for my terrible mistake
I'm the camera *** king up in this sh*t, yo.
Don't f*ck with me
I want to like, comment, post, and poke. That's it.
Why are they adding in all of this extra sh*t?
They need to get their crap together before I blast myself
All of these little changes are stressing me out. It's killing me.
Facebook is f*cking killing me.
Last time they switched up the home and profile buttons at the top
It took me f*cking one whole week to get that figured out
Do you know how many times when I want to go home, I click the profile button?
A f*ckton of times
And do you how many times when I want to go to my profile, I click the home button?
If I want to go home, I should be able to go home, God damn it.
Facebook keeps making my life harder and harder
It's not that f*cking difficult for God's sake
Don't change a system that's not broke already
Don't worry. I think it's broke.
They also made the f*cking blue color on the Facebook logo even bluer
Why the hell would you do something like that?
Seriously...
It's so f*cking blue
F*ck Facebook. I'm going to join Google Plus
They don't change their sh*t every f*cking week.
Motherf*ck