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- PREVIOUSLY ON BLOOD, SWEAT & HEELS...
- ♪ SCRAMBLED EGGS ♪
BALANCING CAREER AND PERSONAL LIFE
IN NEW YORK IS HARD.
- IN MY PAST LIFE, I WAS A MUSIC VIDEO MODEL.
DO YOU MARKET THIS AS "INSTANT *** DROPPER"?
THIS IS A NEW CAREER IN REAL ESTATE.
I HAVE YET TO MAKE A SALE.
- WE ARE HERE AT THE DESIGN ON A DIME BENEFIT.
I'M A STYLE EXPERT.
I WANT TO BE LIKE THE MARTHA STEWART
OF FASHION AND BEAUTY.
RIGHT NOW, IT'S ME AND JESUS.
- JESUS IS A GREAT COMPANION,
BUT YOU CAN'T [bleep] HIM.
- WOMEN CAN BE EMOTIONAL,
AND THAT HAS TO DO A LOT WITH PERIODS.
- THAT'S [bleep].
DAISY CHIMED IN
THAT SHE ALSO DOESN'T BELIEVE A WOMAN CAN LEAD.
- ARE YOU GONNA WRITE ABOUT IT? - YEAH.
- EVERYBODY HERE, I'M SURE, HAS BEEN CHEATED ON.
- I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON BEFORE,
AND FOR ME TO FIND OUT, I HAD TO GO INVESTIGATE.
- YOU JUST DON'T TRUST HIM. DON'T DATE HIM.
I WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT THE ISSUE OF SNOOPING
AND THE ISSUE OF WOMAN NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAD.
I'M WRITING ABOUT WHAT THEY SAID.
- DEMETRIA BLOGGED ABOUT THE BROOKLYN BRUNCH.
- CRAZED? SO I'M CRAZED.
- THAT'S A LITTLE TINY BIT FOUL.
- THIS IS WHY I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH BLOGGERS.
- I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE THE GIRLS OVER FOR DINNER.
- THERE WILL BE A CONVERSATION.
- DO NOT EVER WRITE ABOUT ME AGAIN.
- ♪ NEW YORK, WHAT UP ♪
♪ IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME ♪
♪ I SAID NEW YORK, WHAT UP ♪
♪ IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME ♪
♪ I SAID WHAT UP ♪
♪ B.K., WHAT UP ♪
♪ Q.U., WHAT UP ♪
♪ B.X., WHAT UP ♪
♪ HARLEM ♪
♪ FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME ♪
♪ I SAID NEW YORK, NEW YORK, NEW YORK ♪
- DID ANY CHECKS COME IN FOR ME?
I ORDERED SOME CHECKS THROUGH MY BANK.
THEY SHOULD BE COMING HERE.
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT CHECKS COMING IN, BUT...
- REALLY? OKAY, IT STARTS.
GOD, WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO BE CHASTISED
LIKE IT'S MY DAD OR SOMETHING?
UGH. I HATE HIM.
- MELYSSA. - HI!
- YOU KNOW WE GOT TO TALK.
- I KNOW. I MEAN, I KNOW.
- SO I GET THIS BILL FROM THE STYLIST.
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
- I MADE A MISTAKE.
IT WAS EXTREMELY IRRATIONAL.
I HAD A PARTY COMING UP,
SO I RECRUITED SOMEBODY FROM THE OUTSIDE.
THEY DEFINITELY OVERCHARGED ME.
- THIS BILL IS NUTS.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY NUTS.
IT'S NOT PART OF YOUR BUDGET.
YOU CAN'T EAT THIS. - I KNOW.
- WITH BUDGET BUSTING AT 20 YEARS,
YOU'RE EATING CAT FOOD.
- PEOPLE WHO WOULD ASSUME THAT I'M A MILLIONAIRE
WOULD BE WRONG.
I WAS A MUSIC VIDEO MODEL,
BUT THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO.
SINCE THEN, I SPENT FRIVOLOUSLY,
AND YOUR FIRST YEAR IN REAL ESTATE
IS EXTRAORDINARILY DIFFICULT.
IF YOU DON'T MAKE A SALE, YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY.
YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN VERY GOOD ABOUT MY SPENDING.
I'M TRYING TO BE A GROWN-UP.
- SO THIS BILL-- - OH, MY GOD!
I KNOW; I'VE ALREADY CALCULATED
HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES I COULD HAVE HAD.
I KNOW.
- YOUR LIFESTYLE HAS TO BE SUSTAINABLE,
AND IT HAS TO BE SUSTAINABLE WITH CURRENT INCOME,
NOT PAST INCOME.
- REAL ESTATE IS STARTING TO REALLY PICK UP.
- HOW MANY SALES HAVE YOU MADE TO DATE?
- I HAVEN'T MADE ANY JUST YET, BUT I'VE JUST STARTED.
I'VE JUST STARTED.
- WHY LEAVE THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS TOTALLY?
- I PUT THAT ON HOLD
JUST SO I COULD FOCUS ON REAL ESTATE.
I DON'T WANT TO CREATE DISTRACTIONS FOR MYSELF.
- I HEAR YOU, BUT I JUST THINK YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE
MULTIPLE STREAMS OF INCOME.
- OF REVENUE, I KNOW.
- WHAT ABOUT APPEARANCES?
- NO.
- YOU SELL REAL ESTATE BY DAY.
YOU MAKE APPEARANCES AT NIGHT.
- I CAN'T DO WHAT'S NOT IN MY HEART OF HEARTS TO DO.
WHAT'S NOT IN MY HEART OF HEARTS TO DO
IS TO SHOW UP TO PARTIES
AND ACT LIKE IT'S ALL GOOD WHEN I DON'T WANT TO BE THERE,
'CAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE PEOPLE--
- YOU'RE AN ENTERTAINER. YOU GOT TO ACT.
ACT IT OUT. DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
- I STILL GET OFFERS TO HOST PARTIES.
I GET OFFERED A BOATLOAD OF CASH
JUST TO STAND AROUND, LOOK GOOD,
TAKE PICTURES, SIGN AUTOGRAPHS.
BUT GOING FORWARD,
I'M A REAL ESTATE BROKER
100% OF THE TIME.
I WANT TO BE THIS BUSINESSWOMAN.
I WANT TO BE THIS REAL ESTATE MOGUL.
- THAT'S GREAT,
BUT BILLS LIKE THIS,
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THESE WORDS,
BUT YOU WILL GO BROKE.
THIS IS HOW PEOPLE MEET THEIR BUDGET:
CUT EXPENSES OR INCREASE REVENUE.
- RIGHT. - YOU HAVE TO DO BOTH.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- AND YOU CAN'T GO BROKE AS A CLIENT OF MINE.
YOU GO BROKE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE USUAL STUFF, RIGHT?
- YES, THE USUAL.
- OKAY, SO LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
- ALL RIGHT.
DEMETRIA AND I ARE BOTH MEDIA PROFESSIONALS,
BUT I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE A BLOGGER.
I'M A FASHION AND ENTERTAINMENT WRITER AND BRAND CONSULTANT.
I DON'T GO WRITE ABOUT SOMEONE WITHOUT THEM KNOWING.
NO.
HEY, MOM. - HEY, SWEETHEART.
- JUST OUT HERE GETTING SOME WORK DONE.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE A DEADLINE TOMORROW,
SO I'M TRYING TO *** THIS ARTICLE OUT.
- I DO.
- I AM ORIGINALLY FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN.
BEEN LIVING IN NEW YORK FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS,
BUT IT'S HARD, BECAUSE WRITING DOES NOT PAY YOU ANYTHING.
- UNCLE SAM COMES FROM MY LIFE IN NEW YORK.
STUDENT LOANS, I'M STILL PAYING STUDENT LOANS BACK.
SALLIE MAE IS, LIKE, ON MY ***.
MY MOM JUST DOES NOT GET IT.
AT SOME POINT, YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A 9:00 TO 5:00.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT TO DO.
- I LOVE MY MOM. SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
BUT I THINK THAT HER REAL CONCERN
IS NOT THAT I HAVE THIS 9:00-TO-5:00 JOB.
IT'S THAT OCCASIONALLY I MAY HAVE
TO BORROW MONEY HERE AND THERE.
BUT IT'S LIKE, I'M IN MY 20s. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
- I'M NOT LONELY. I'M ALONE.
WHEN HE COMES, HE'LL COME.
- MY MOM IS A PRACTICING SEX THERAPIST.
SHE EMBARRASSES ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS,
IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES.
IT'S LIKE, EVERYONE IS NOT SO SEXUALLY LIBERAL, MOM.
LIKE, OUR FAMILY IS VERY UNIQUE.
MY MOM GOT MY GRANDMOTHER A SEX TOY FOR CHRISTMAS.
EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY BE OLD,
YOU STILL HAVE A LITTLE TINGLE DOWN THERE.
- I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BRINGING UP GOD
AND *** IN THE SAME CONVERSATION.
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, MOMMY, LOVE YOU. TALK TO YOU LATER.
- BYE.
- OH, MY GOD.
I'M DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH HER.
- HI. - HI.
- LOOK HOW CUTE YOU LOOK. - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I LIKE YOU IN YOUR RED.
- THANK YOU. I KNOW. IT'S NOT A COLOR I WEAR OFTEN.
- IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. - THANK YOU.
- TORA, HI!
TORA IS A DEAR FRIEND AND ONE OF THE OWNERS.
- CAN I ORDER FOR YOU? - ABSOLUTELY.
- HOW ABOUT SAKE? - YOU PICK FOR ME.
- I'LL BE BACK.
- DON'T MAKE US FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE TABLE HERE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR BLOG.
- OH, YOU READ IT?
- I READ IT. - OH, GOD.
- IF ANYONE SHOULD BE UPSET ABOUT DEMETRIA'S BLOG,
IT SHOULD BE ME, BECAUSE THERE WAS ONE FULL BLOG
ABOUT A COMMENT THAT I MADE
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, WOMEN RULING THE WORLD
VERSUS A MAN RULING THE WORLD.
- DO YOU FEEL STRONGLY THAT A WOMAN CAN RULE THE WORLD?
- I THINK WOMEN ARE WAY TOO EMOTIONAL
IN OUR DECISIONS AND OUR THOUGHTS.
- DID YOU FEEL LIKE I THREW YOU UNDER THE BUS?
- SORRY, I'M GONNA FALL SILENT FOR A SECOND TO SAY MY GRACE.
- GO FOR IT. - OKAY, THANKS.
- OH, JESUS, SAY IT OR DON'T.
MY FRIENDS, THEY KNOW I WRITE ABOUT MY LIFE,
AND I ALSO DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD BE OFFENDED.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE WOMEN COULD LEAD.
THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVE AN STI.
- OKAY. THANK YOU. SORRY.
- NO, YOU'RE ALL GOOD.
- NOW, HERE'S MY THING:
YOU ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINIONS.
I AM ENTITLED TO MY OPINIONS.
WE SHOULDN'T ALWAYS AGREE.
I DO WANT TO CLARIFY ONE THING, THOUGH, 'CAUSE--
- CLARIFY FOR ME, OKAY.
- IT'S NOT THAT A WOMAN CAN'T RULE THE WORLD,
'CAUSE I ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE A WOMAN CAN,
BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S
A MALE-DOMINATED, MALE-RUN WORLD.
MY FAMILY IS PRETTY TRADITIONAL.
MY DAD IS THE BREADWINNER.
MY FAMILY WORKS IN THE REALM OF REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT,
AND MY FATHER, HE'S THE CEO OF OUR COMPANY.
I THINK THAT MEN ARE VERY STRONG LEADERS.
I DO THINK THAT WOMEN ARE VERY STRONG LEADERS,
BUT I DO THINK THAT UNFORTUNATELY,
MEN HAVE A STRONGER VOICE THAN WOMEN.
LOOK AT, LIKE, THE FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES.
THEY ARE RUN BY MEN-- I THINK ALL OR AT LEAST MOST.
- WELL, THERE'S URSULA OVER AT XEROX,
AND THERE'S SOMEBODY AT WALMART WHO'S A BLACK WOMAN.
- BUT MY WHOLE POINT IS, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
THAT ANY OF US DO WITHOUT A MAN SOMEHOW BEING INVOLVED.
I DON'T THINK YOU QUITE UNDERSTOOD,
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I QUITE SAID WHAT I REALLY MEANT.
- OKAY.
I THINK SOMETIMES THAT, LIKE,
I HAVE A VERY FEMINIST PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS,
AND I THINK BECAUSE, LIKE, YOU MENTIONED, LIKE,
MOST FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES ARE RUN BY MEN,
GO TO A BOARDROOM, AND IT'S ALL MEN SITTING AROUND THE TABLE,
AND I THINK SOMETIMES THAT I GO TO THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE
AND SAY THAT, LIKE, NO, I WANT A WOMAN TO LEAD,
AND I WANT A WOMAN, LIKE, UNDER THAT,
THE NUMBER THREE, THE NUMBER FOUR,
AND THE WHOLE BOARDROOM TO MAKE UP
FOR THE LACK IN OTHER PLACES,
BUT I DO THINK THAT YOU DO MAKE A POINT
ABOUT TWO PEOPLE THAT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT.
- MM-HMM.
- I'VE ALWAYS LIKED BRIE.
LOGIC ON WOMEN LEADERS: QUESTIONABLE.
LOGIC WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING WITH PROBLEMS: COOL.
WELL, GOOD, I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION,
BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S, LIKE, THE BASIS FOR A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.
LIKE, YOU KNOW-- - I AGREE.
SO I SPOKE TO DAISY, AND SHE WAS NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
- SHE'LL LIVE.
- SHE JUST DIDN'T LIKE THE FACT
THAT SOMETHING SO PRIVATE WAS MADE SO PUBLIC.
- WHAT WAS PRIVATE?
- I GUESS THE CONVERSATION.
- THERE WAS A MICROPHONE BEING PASSED AROUND, SO THAT--
- SO--YEAH, SO I DON'T KNOW
IF IT WAS MORE OF AN OPINION THING.
- WELL, SHE GONNA HAVE TO GET OVER THAT.
EVERYBODY'S NOT GONNA LIKE WHAT SHE DOES.
IF IT'S REALLY AN ISSUE, I EXPECT TO HEAR, LIKE,
A PHONE CALL FROM HER.
I CAN'T DO NOTHING ABOUT IT
IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO ADDRESS IT WITH ME.
- IT SHOULD BE DISCUSSED, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
- IF YOU LOVE ME, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU LOVING ME,
BUT IF YOU'RE PISSED, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT TOO.
- YES, CHEERS, AND ALWAYS LIKE A LADY.
- YES, ALWAYS LIKE A LADY. - ALWAYS LIKE A LADY.
- COMING UP ON BLOOD, SWEAT & HEELS...
- WHAT TIME WAS I HERE?
- I SAID I WAS SORRY.
- YOU MAY SAY SO.
DOESN'T MEAN I ACCEPT IT.
- HEY, DARLING.
- HELLO, DARLING. WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- FELL ASLEEP LIKE A NARCOLEPTIC.
- BORING. - I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK. - OKAY.
- HEY. - HEY, MELISSA.
- WHAT UP, EVERYBODY? WHAT UP?
[line rings]
- DARLING, MY OUTLOOK IS ACTING LIKE AN [bleep].
- OKAY.
- WORKING IN REAL ESTATE
IS SOMETIMES *** YOU AND UNFORGIVING.
MY STILETTO IS ABOUT TO GO RIGHT THROUGH THIS SCREEN.
- WHAT'S YOUR PASSWORD?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- KILL ME NOW.
- THIS IS YOUR PASSWORD. - YEAH, OKAY.
THANK YOU. - BYE.
[phone rings]
- HELLO.
- OKAY.
- SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NOTHING, SO I TOLD YOU THAT I WENT OUT
TO DINNER WITH A FRIEND OF MINE
WHO WAS INTERESTED IN GETTING A ONE-BEDROOM, 300,000.
I'M LIKE, NO.
- LET'S JUST CONSIDER THIS A PART OF YOUR EDUCATION.
IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE WELL-CONNECTED.
IT'S GREAT THAT YOU HAVE THIS HISTORY
OF MUSIC VIDEO MODELING.
BUT YOU NEED TO DO THE HARD WORK.
STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES.
YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HERE FOR SEVEN OR TEN YEARS
THAT HAVE EARNED IT.
YOU HAVE TO EARN IT TOO.
BE HERE BEFORE I'M HERE IN THE MORNING.
- YEAH. OKAY.
TRYING THAT EARLY RISING THING.
- GET OVER IT, OKAY?
BECAUSE DURING THE DAY, YOU SHOULD BE TOURING PROPERTY
AND MEETING CLIENTS.
- YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT MY FEET LOOK LIKE?
I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND.
- YOU NEED TO LOSE THOSE SHOES AND GET SOME FLATS, OKAY?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HUSTLE.
- YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
IT'S A MASSIVE ADJUSTMENT,
AND IT'S A LOT.
BEING A GROWN-UP IS THE STUPIDEST THING
I EVER DECIDED TO DO.
AT THE AGE OF 36,
I'M BASICALLY STARTING OVER.
IT'S VERY SCARY.
I HAVE TO CHANGE A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT MY LIFE
IN ORDER TO SURVIVE AND THEN START TO THRIVE AGAIN.
- I SHOULDN'T BE CHASING YOU DOWN
HAVING TO ASK, "OKAY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON TODAY?"
YOU NEED TO COME TO ME, AND IF YOU DO THAT,
THE MONEY WILL FOLLOW.
- FAIR ENOUGH.
- FAIR ENOUGH.
- OKAY.
- REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE NOW?
- OH, I'M SO TIRED!
SO LATE, SO TIRED. DON'T HIT ME.
I DO NOT DATE A LOT BECAUSE I'M VERY, VERY BUSY.
BUT I'M ALSO HUMAN.
SEE, THIS IS WHY I NEED A BOYFRIEND
TO HELP ME UNZIP THE DRESS.
SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH, LIKE, A GUY.
OKAY, JASON, MAMA'S COMING.
[phone ringing]
HELLO.
- HEY, HON, HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, MY GOSH.
I'M LATE, BUT I HAVE A DATE.
- LATE LIKE, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THIS EVENT FIRST,
THEN GO TO DINNER.
HE'S AT THE EVENT. I NEVER MADE IT.
I FEEL SO BAD.
- IT'LL BE FINE.
I'M, LIKE, READY RIGHT NOW, PRETTY MUCH.
- ME AND DEMETRIA WERE AT THIS PARTY.
I SAW HIM THERE,
AND I JUST WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "HE'S CUTE."
LIKE, I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY, BUT HE'S STRAIGHT.
HE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
JASON IS DEMETRIA'S FIANCE'S COUSIN.
I MET HIM AT THIS PARTY.
WE HAD GOOD CONVERSATION. IT WAS FUNNY.
HE WAS LIKE, "WE SHOULD HANG OUT."
AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, LET'S HANG OUT."
IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING
THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE SOMETHING.
AS LONG AS HE'S, LIKE, NOT MAD, I'LL BE FINE.
- THE THING IS, I'M ON A SEX SABBATICAL,
BECAUSE SEX IS A BIG DISTRACTION FOR ME,
AND I AM ON TEAM TIE-THE-KNOT.
I'M THE PRESIDENT.
WAIT. LET ME FIX MY HAIR.
[humming]
ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE.
- HEY, MAMA. I'M JUST WRAPPING UP WORK.
I NEED A COCKTAIL. CAN I COME BY?
[laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE VERY SHORTLY.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A SEC.
- ROCKY, TAKE A SMELL OF THAT.
ROCKY'S LIKE HIS MAMA.
HE LOVES CABERNET.
YOU ARE GETTING REALLY PICKY.
YOU'VE HAD THIS BEFORE.
PEOPLE SAY, "OH, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
"THAT'S AN ANIMAL.
ANIMAL RIGHTS, YOU GONNA KILL THAT."
I'M LIKE, "LOOK, WINE KILLS HUMANS TOO."
IT'S NOT GOOD FOR US EITHER.
[knock at door] UH-OH.
GOT TO GO. YOU MISSED OUT.
COMING!
HEY.
- FEET ARE BARKING RIGHT NOW.
- YOU SHOW PROPERTIES IN THOSE? GIRL.
- FASHION BEFORE COMFORT, HONEY.
BUT FOR [bleep] SAKE,
MY FEET LOOK DISGUSTING.
AND MY BOSS TOLD ME-- SHE WAS LIKE,
"YEAH, STOP TRYING TO BE CUTE."
SHE JUST HAS THIS IDEA
THAT I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I GOT MYSELF INTO.
- MM-HMM.
- [sighs]
I DON'T KNOW.
JOIN MY PITY PARTY.
THE FRUSTRATION LEVEL ALREADY IS
ON A HUNDRED THOUSAND TRILLION RIGHT NOW.
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE EASY-BREEZY,
BUT I DID NOT BANK ON IT BEING SO HARD
AND SO EXPENSIVE.
- OH, I KNOW.
YOU KNOW I DID REAL ESTATE IN JERSEY,
SO I GET IT.
IT'S A FREAKING CRAWL,
AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID.
- THE EXPENSE THAT I'M INCURRING FOR RENT, BILLS,
STUPID DECISIONS,
PEOPLE ARE WONDERING,
"WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS, MELYSSA?"
AND I'M LIKE, "WHY AM I DOING THIS?
DID I MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION?"
LIKE, THAT'S JUST WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW.
LIKE, I HAVE TO SURVIVE.
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE WE COULD DO.
MAYBE THERE'S AN OPENING AT STARBUCKS.
I DON'T KNOW. [laughter]
I'M ALONE, AND IF I DON'T PICK MYSELF UP
AND DUST MYSELF OFF,
NO ONE'S GOING TO DO IT FOR ME.
FAILURE'S NOT AN OPTION.
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING WELL-KNOWN
AND BROKE.
MY INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME
THAT THIS IS WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING,
BUT, BOY,
I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY FIRST COMMISSION CHECK.
IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE SOME TIME.
- IT WAS A GOOD TRANSITION FOR YOU
FOR THE ROLODEX OF PEOPLE YOU KNEW
AND THAT KIND OF THING, RIGHT?
IT'S LIKE ME FOR FASHION.
IT'S MY TRANSITION FROM MODELING TO OWNING AN AGENCY.
THANK GOD I HAD THE SMARTS TO DO THAT
BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE.
- RIGHT.
- ONE DAY, ALL THIS IS GONNA BE GONE.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- BUT, YOU KNOW... [sighs]
I SAY THAT TO SAY...
[laughter]
- SO IT'S A GOOD BOTTLE OF WINE, RIGHT?
[laughter]
- WHO GIVES A [bleep]?
- I NEEDED THIS.
- [humming]
HI, JASON.
- HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU?
YOU LOOK NICE.
- THANK YOU. I'M SORRY THAT I'M LATE.
I'M A FASHION GIRL. FASHIONABLY LATE.
- MM-HMM.
- YOU'VE BEEN WAITING AWHILE.
- YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- OKAY, SO LET ME ADMIT,
I WAS LATE TO THE DATE...
KIND OF LATE, A LOT OF LATE.
I WAS LATE,
BUT I'M NOT LATE, LIKE, 50 HOURS.
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING.
- YOU LIKE MY DRESS? - MM.
- OH, NO. HE DOES SEEM A BIT PERTURBED.
- ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ORDER, OR YOU NEED A FEW MORE MINUTES?
- I AM. SO I WILL HAVE THE SALMON.
I'M ABLE TO GET SIDES WITH THAT?
- YOU GET TWO SIDES.
- ALL RIGHT. YOU WORK HERE?
- [laughs] - OKAY.
CURRY POTATO, PLANTAINS.
- LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING ELSE.
- I NEED THE NICE JASON TO COME INTO THIS RESTAURANT,
NOT THE-- - [laughs]
- OH, MY GOSH. THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME. - SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- WHY ARE YOU THROWING STABS AT ME?
THAT IS, LIKE, VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
- WHAT TIME WAS I HERE?
- IT'S ONE THING TO BE DISAPPOINTED THAT I'M LATE,
BUT IT'S ANOTHER THING TO RUIN THE DATE
BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE
AND YOU'RE A MAN.
I'M A VERY HAPPY PERSON.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRANSFER YOUR ISSUE ONTO ME.
THAT IS HOW I HAVE TO BE BECAUSE I'M SO SENSITIVE.
IF I'M NOT THAT WAY, THEN I'LL GO CRAZY.
OKAY, I SAID I WAS SORRY.
- YOU MAY SAY SO.
DOESN'T MEAN I ACCEPT IT.
- ALL RIGHT.
WHAT?
- YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO START WITH ME.
YOU DON'T WANT TO START.
- COMING UP...
- I HAVEN'T SPLIT UP A FIGHT IN A VERY LONG TIME.
- WHAT WE GONNA DO, START BRAWLING LIKE HOOD RATS?
- THE NEXT TIME IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
- WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU GONNA CUT ME?
YOU GONNA THROW A GLASS?
- YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO START WITH ME.
YOU DON'T RESPECT PEOPLE'S TIME.
- OKAY, SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
AT THIS CURRENT JUNCTURE, NOTHING CAN BE SAID.
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
- OH, BUT NOT WITH YOUR ATTITUDE.
- ATTITUDE IS WHAT YOU CALL IT? - YEAH.
I'M NOT USED TO THIS TREATMENT.
- WHAT YOU'RE USED TO AND WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
ARE WHAT, TWO DIFFERENT THINGS?
OKAY. - YEAH.
THIS WEEK HAS BEEN A LOT FOR ME,
BECAUSE DEMETRIA WROTE THE BLOG POST,
AND THIS GUY IS ACTING COMPLETELY, LIKE,
BERSERK.
SO PERHAPS MY STATE OF SHOCK DWELLS IN A SMILE
AND NOT, LIKE, A...
BECAUSE I'M NOT REALLY A CONFRONTATIONAL PERSON.
SO I WON'T BE LIKE, "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
MOTHER HUBBARD!"
OKAY, ONE OF MY--WELL, I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY FRIEND,
SHE'S, LIKE, WRITING ABOUT ME AND MY FRIENDS ON THE BLOG.
SO THIS "NOT NICE TO DAISY" IS, LIKE, VERY NEW TO ME.
- AND WHO'S THIS NOT-NICE PERSON TODAY?
- DEMETRIA.
SHE WAS INSULTING THE BROOKLYN BRUNCH SERIES.
- HOW SO? - SHE WAS INSULTING MY FRIENDS.
SHE SAID IF YOUR MAN CHEATS ON YOU, LEAVE HIM.
LIKE, THAT'S IT.
I'M LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU SO CRITICAL OF EVERYBODY?"
- [laughs]
- OH, SO YOU MUST BE ON HER SIDE.
- I'M SORRY. - OH, THANK YOU.
OH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. MMM.
- THANK YOU. - WILL YOU SHARE?
- NO. I'M AN ONLY CHILD. I'M SELFISH.
- MMM, THIS IS GOOD.
YOU LIKE IT? - YEAH.
- OKAY.
- WHAT THE [bleep]?
- OH, MY GOSH! - WHAT THE [bleep]?
- THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
- WOW! - 911.
- WOW. - IT DIDN'T GET ON YOUR CLOTHES.
- DOESN'T MATTER. I'M ACTUALLY HUNGRY.
- HERE. - ARE YOU OKAY?
- HIM JUST WANT SOME MORE JERK CHICKEN.
JASON IS NO MATCH FOR JESUS.
JERK CHICKEN WAS A GREAT THING FOR HIM TO ORDER,
BECAUSE HE IS A JERK, EXTRA SPICY, OKAY?
- YOU GOT MORE RIGHT HERE, THOUGH.
- ARE YOU ON TWITTER? ARE YOU GONNA TWEET THIS?
- I DON'T TWEET ANYTHING.
- WELL, YOUR FRIEND DEMETRIA DOES.
SHE TWEETED ABOUT ME.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT NOW I'M LEARNING.
WHAT?
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
DON'T BE SHY.
- YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE I'M YOUR...
- ASSISTANT? - EMPLOYEE.
EXACTLY, AND I'M NOT HER.
YOU ONLY SPEAK TO ME WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING,
AND AT LEAST RUB MY BACK BEFORE YOU [bleep] ME LATER.
I FIND YOU SELFISH, AND I FIND YOU SELF-SERVING.
THAT'S IT.
- IS THAT A BAD THING?
WHO DOESN'T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES?
- AGAIN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
AND SO DID BERNIE MADOFF. IT'S OKAY.
- OH, YOU'RE SAYING I'M GOING TO PRISON NOW?
- YOU SHOULD.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME I DIDN'T ACTUALLY--
YES, I'M BUSY. I KNOW THAT I'M BUSY.
BUT I'M SO BIG ON NOT DISRESPECTING MEN,
AND I THINK IT HAS TO DO WITH MY FATHER, SO...
I'M SORRY THAT I OFFENDED YOU.
I'M SORRY THAT YOU FELT LIKE I DISRESPECTED YOUR TIME.
I WILL TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON ABOUT THAT.
- YOU GUYS OKAY?
- YEAH. - YOU DONE?
- MM-HMM.
- AMEN.
- JUST HAD A LOT ON MY PLATE,
AND REALLY, I'M SO SORRY,
BUT MY LOVE LIFE IS NOT MY PRIORITY.
RIGHT NOW, MY CAREER IS.
MY BOYFRIEND IS JESUS,
AND MY LOVER IS MY CAREER.
- HERE'S THE CHECK. THANK YOU GUYS.
- THANK YOU.
LISTEN, I'LL JUST COVER THIS.
- [sighs]
I GUESS IT'S THE LEAST THAT I CAN DO
SINCE I'M NOT MINDFUL OF YOUR TIME.
EXCUSE ME, JUST HAVE THEM TAKE THAT.
I'M LEAVING.
- DON'T SMEAR THE MAKEUP.
- EVERYTHING SET? - THANK YOU, DARLING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- OKAY, I NEED TO WIPE THESE GLASSES DOWN.
- CHARDONNAY! - CABERNET!
- HEY! - HEY, CABERNET!
- HOW YOU DOING? - GIRL, HOW YOU DOING?
- LOOK AT THIS. - ISN'T IT CUTE?
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU.
- I'M GONNA TRY TO BE THE CART MASTER HERE.
- I'M GONNA GO IN THE KITCHEN, AND I'M GONNA SET UP.
- OKAY. - LET'S GO.
- YOU LOOK SO CUTE, GIRL! - THANK YOU.
- I'M THE HIRED HELP.
- I LOVE TO ENTERTAIN,
AND I'M ACTUALLY VERY POSITIVE ABOUT THE DINNER PARTY.
DEMETRIA HAS TO ANSWER TO SOME THINGS WITH HER BLOG,
BUT LET'S DEAL WITH IT, AND LET'S HEAL.
TERRY, CAN YOU HELP ME, LIKE, MOVE THOSE,
LIKE, RIGHT OVER THERE TO THAT ROOM OVER THERE?
- LATER, 'CAUSE I GOT TO MAKE MY PUNCH.
- THE TRUTH SERUM PUNCH?
- IT'S GOOD. IT SHOULD BRING THE TRUTH OUT.
- FOR YOU.
- NOTHING GOOD IS GONNA COME OF IT.
I HAVE TO SAY IT. - THIS IS--LOOK...
TRUTH SERUM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT, ACTUALLY.
SOMETHING I TOTALLY DON'T DRINK.
I ONLY DRINK WINE.
- IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE.
- YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THE BLOG YOU PUT UP?
- IT GOT GOOD HITS.
MY BAD. DID I JUST HIT YOU IN THE FACE?
- YEAH. - OH, GOD, HONEY. I'M SORRY.
- YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO.
YOU HIT ME IN THE EYE, AND THEN YOU ADD MORE PRESSURE TO IT.
- OH, ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH, I'M GOOD. WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR PIECE?
DID IT GET BACK--
ANYBODY SAYING ANYTHING?
- I TALKED TO BRIE.
SHE SAID THAT DAISY WAS, LIKE, A LITTLE "MEH" ABOUT IT.
- A LITTLE WHAT? - A LITTLE "MEH."
- WHAT IS "MEH"? - "MEH."
- ARE THEY CATS? WHAT IS "MEH?"
- I DON'T--WELL, UPSET ABOUT IT.
- SO WHAT ARE THEY MAD ABOUT?
- HOLD ON.
- SHE HAD A MICROPHONE AT A PUBLIC EVENT.
- AT A PUBLIC EVENT,
AND THEN SHE'S SAYING IT'S A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
- THIS IS SUSPECT.
- WHO YOU TELLING?
- SO THEY'RE BEEFING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU WROTE
AND THEN YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET TOGETHER TONIGHT FOR DINNER?
- AIN'T NO BEEF.
AIN'T NOBODY MESSING WITH NOBODY'S MAN
OR NOBODY'S MONEY.
- WELL, IT'S NOT BEEF,
BUT SHE'S TIGHT; SHE FEELS A WAY.
- BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHETHER TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY,
BECAUSE DAISY'S SO, LIKE, OVER THE TOP WITH EVERYTHING.
I'M LIKE, IS THIS, LIKE, GIRL WHO CRIED WOLF,
OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING?
- WHAT YOU GOT IN THE BAG? - WHAT YOU MEAN?
- YOU MAY WANT TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE BAG TO BRING WITH YOU.
- WHAT, LIKE A RAZOR?
- NOT A RAZOR. YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL NOBODY.
- WHAT WE GONNA DO, START BRAWLING LIKE HOOD RATS?
- YOU WANT TO SWITCH OUTFITS? YOU WANT TO BORROW MY HOODIE?
- REALLY, THE CAMO'S GONNA PROTECT ME?
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU MAY WANT TO SLICK THAT BACK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- VASELINE MY FACE. POP MY EARRINGS OFF?
GOING INTO MICA'S DINNER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
BUT WHEN YOU GOT REAL BEEF,
LIKE, YOU CALL THE PERSON.
NO ONE'S CALLED ME.
IT'S JUST NOT THAT SERIOUS.
WE'RE GROWN FOLK.
IF WE CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION,
THEN, LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT?
- ALL RIGHT, LET ME KNOW.
YOU KNOW, I GOT SOME PEOPLE UP THERE.
YOU KNOW, MAKE A LITTLE PHONE CALL.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO CALL NO PEOPLE.
YOU SOUND CRAZY.
- YOU KNOW THIS IS THE BACK OF THE DRESS.
- BACKWARDS, FRONTWARDS, SIDEWARDS,
ANY WAY YOU WANT TO PUT IT.
- YOU LIKE IT BACKWARDS?
[doorbell rings]
- HEY, YOU LOOK GOOD.
- THANK YOU, HOW ARE YOU? - WOW.
WE HAVE A LITTLE DRINK FOR YOU.
THIS IS TRUTH SERUM. - I'M AFRAID.
I DON'T OFTEN TRUST PEOPLE THAT MAKE DRINKS
WHEN I DON'T SEE THEM MAKE MY DRINK.
- BRIE.
- TAKE A SIP.
[laughs]
I MEAN, WE'RE FRIENDS AND ALL, BUT...
ALTHOUGH I AM A NATIVE NEW YORKER
WHO COMES FROM A REALLY PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND,
I AM THE LEAST SHELTERED PERSON IN THIS WORLD.
YEAH, I'M PARANOID. I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE.
I'M DEFINITELY PARANOID.
TERRY, I'M INSTAGRAMMING MY DRINK.
- [yells]
- YOU NEED TO STOP
LOOKING SO BEAUTIFUL.
- YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE. - THANK YOU.
I CHANELED IT OUT TODAY. - YOU'RE ALWAYS ON TIME.
- I KNOW.
- WHAT TIME IS IT? - PRECISELY 8:34, MY DEAR.
- OBVIOUSLY, NO ONE ELSE IS SHOWING UP.
- DOESN'T YOUR GIRL LIVE UP THE STREET?
- OH, GENEVA? - 45 MINUTES LATE.
I CAN UNDERSTAND BROOKLYN.
- MM-HMM.
- WHY DON'T WE HUM?
DO YOU WANT ME TO WHISTLE TO YOU?
[doorbell rings]
- OH, THERE IT GO!
HEY, GIRL! - OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- THANK YOU, GIRL. HAVE A SEAT AND--
- HI, TERRY.
- THIS IS TRUTH SERUM.
- WONDERFUL.
YOU'RE DOING THE DYNASTY THING TO THE FULLEST, GIRL.
YOU GUYS HAVE TOTALLY-- - GIRL, WELCOME TO HARLEM.
[doorbell rings]
- HI, TERRY. - WHAT UP, GIRL?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- HI, BABY!
- YES!
YES! - WHAT?
- MICA IS COMPLETELY TURNT UP.
SHE'S GIVING ME DRAG QUEEN AT THE DOOR.
MICA LIVES IN MICA LAND,
WHERE THERE'S *** AND TACKY ATTIRE.
IS THAT FOR ME THERE? - THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE.
- UH-OH. WE MAY NEED THAT FOR TONIGHT.
- LADIES, THE CHEF IS READY.
- WELL, *** IS LATE.
IT IS 9:10.
DINNER STARTED AT 8:00.
[doorbell rings]
- BROOKLYN'S HERE. - BABE!
HEY! THE DOOR!
I'LL GET IT.
I'LL GET IT!
- GENEVA, COME ON.
- HELLO. - COME ON, LATE ***.
- OOH. DONATELLA, DONATELLA.
- YOU BE LATE!
- OH, I DON'T FIGHT, HONEY. I'M GROWN.
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO CONFRONT HER.
I CAME HERE BECAUSE MICA INVITED ME
AND I WANT TO HAVE A LOVELY DINNER,
BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE CONVERSATION'S GONNA COME UP,
AND I WILL SPEAK MY MIND.
- I SUPER SEE IT GETTING VERY CONFRONTATIONAL.
- I THINK THE ISSUE IS HER INABILITY
TO SYMPATHIZE WITH WOMEN.
HAVE SOME CONTEXT.
I'M NOT JUST SOME CRAZED WOMAN
THAT WENT THROUGH MY EX'S EMAIL.
- WHO'S THAT?
- HELLO. - OH! LOOK WHO'S HERE!
- I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO SAY THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT...
- IT MIGHT COME UP.
- THAT SHE WAS THAT "DIGGING THROUGH YOUR EMAIL" CHICK
THAT SHE CONDEMNED.
ILLUSTRATE IT TO THE POINT WHERE IT WILL SHUT HER DOWN.
- I'LL BRING IT UP. I SURE WILL.
- GIRL, IT'S 9;30.
- WHAT TIME WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?
WE BEEN SITTING HERE SINCE 8:00. - HI, TERRY. HOW ARE YOU?
- LOOK, SHE'S TRYING TO IGNORE THE SITUATION.
- I AM TRYING TO IGNORE THE SITUATION.
- EVERYBODY MOVE INTO THE DINING ROOM.
- TRUTH SERUM. - OH, LORD.
DOES SHE WANT ME SPEAKING THE TRUTH, TERRY?
- COMING UP NEXT...
- DON'T WRITE ABOUT MY STUFF ANYMORE.
- YEAH, I CAN'T PROMISE THAT. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
- THE NEXT TIME, IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
- WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU GONNA CUT ME?
YOU GONNA THROW A GLASS?
- LOOK AT THIS! GIRL, LIKE THAT.
- IT LOOKS MORE PLUMP IN THAT DRESS.
- DOES IT? IT USED TO BE MUCH BIGGER.
- I HAVE A LOT TO SPARE.
- YEAH, BUT YOU DO A LOT OF *** EXERCISES.
- THE SECRET TO MY BUTT: LOTS OF SQUATS.
MAKES IT INTO A NICE BUBBLE.
I COULD LAY ON THE FLOOR; YOU COULD FIT YOUR WHOLE ARM
IN BETWEEN THE SPACE BETWEEN MY BUTT AND MY BACK.
LIKE, THERE'S THIS MASSIVE CURVE.
THIS THING IS HEAVY ON MY BACK.
[laughs]
BUT THE BOYS SEEM TO LIKE IT. OW.
- EVERYBODY GO INTO THE DINING ROOM.
- LOVELY.
- LET'S HAVE A SEAT.
- OH, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, MICA.
- AND IT'S SO LOVELY FOR THE SPRING.
- LADIES, BEFORE WE DINE,
WE'RE GONNA BLESS THE TABLE.
- ♪ BLESS THE FOOD, LORD ♪
- MICA,
I GOT THIS.
- ♪ AND BLESS THE HANDS THAT PREPARED IT ♪
♪ AND IF YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY THAT'S GOOD ♪
- ♪ WELL ♪
- ♪ THEN DON'T SAY NOTHING AT ALL ♪
- ♪ AMEN ♪
- AMEN. - WHOO.
♪ GOOD GOD ♪
- OH, HERE WE GO.
THERE'S THAT ALCOHOL KICKING IN.
- CHEERS TO THOSE THAT WISH US WELL,
AND THOSE THAT DON'T CAN GO TO HELL.
- I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO GO TO HELL.
- DRINK TO THAT, MY LOVE. - THAT IS A SCARY--
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GO TO HELL,
EVEN IF THEY HAVEN'T WISHED ME WELL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, DEMETRIA?
[laughs]
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WISHING PEOPLE WELL IN YOUR BLOG.
- I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING IN MY BLOG THAT WAS UNTOWARD.
- WHAT?
- I'M HOPING FOR A CIVIL CONVERSATION,
AND I WANT TO STILL CALL HER MY FRIEND,
AND I WANT HER TO STILL CONSIDER ME AS A FRIEND.
- DO YOU THINK I DID? - YES! ABSOLUTELY.
- WHAT DID YOU THINK I SAID THAT WAS UNTOWARD ABOUT YOU?
- SHE'S GONNA BRING IT AROUND FOR YOU GUYS.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, TERRY. YOU'RE JUST BEING SO HELPFUL.
THANK YOU.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S WRONG WITH DAISY.
IT'S NOT ABOUT ADDRESSING THE ISSUE.
IT'S ABOUT BEING DRAMATIC,
AND I'M JUST LIKE, "YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN.
LIKE, GROW UP."
- DID YOU FEEL OFFENDED, GENEVA?
I MEAN, 'CAUSE IT WAS ABOUT YOU AND MICA.
- OH! [laughs] - WHAT?
- WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD THE FIRST SIP,
AND YOU'RE, LIKE, ALREADY GOING IN.
- AM I GOING IN? WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
- CAN YOU TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S LESS CONTROVERSIAL?
- EVERYONE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE BLOG,
AND THE WRITER OF THE BLOG IS RIGHT THERE.
IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE MURDERED YOUR MAMA
AND YOU'RE SITTING ACROSS FROM THEM EATING PEA SOUP,
AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY, "WHY DID YOU *** MY MOTHER?"
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE LILIES AND THE TREES.
OH, IS IT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR YOU?
- NO, IT'S JUST [bleep] ANNOYING.
THAT'S ALL.
- OOH. - MM.
- AND YOU'RE SWEARING,
BUT YOU WROTE THE ARTICLE, NOT ME.
- YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, COMING OUT THE GATE WITH IT.
LIKE, I'M ASKING IF WE CAN GET THROUGH THE MAIN COURSE.
WAS THAT A "NO" TO THAT?
- I JUST THINK--I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
- THEN GO FOR IT. CONTINUE.
- BABE!
- SECOND COURSE, ARE WE READY?
ARE WE READY FOR THE SECOND?
- FRUIT JUICES.
- OKAY, LET ME GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY FIRST.
- WHAT WAS YOUR ISSUE WITH THE BLOG, DAISY?
- I WAS OFFENDED FOR MY GIRLS.
- OKAY.
- OH, MY GOD.
- BUT IT WAS A BIT JUDGMENTAL.
- NO, BOO. THAT'S NOT MY THING.
- WHAT IS YOUR THING?
- OH, DID YOU HAVE A ISSUE WITH THE BLOG TOO?
- EVERYBODY DID EXCEPT BRIE.
- I DON'T MIND THE BLOG. I STILL DON'T.
- BECAUSE IT WASN'T PERSONAL FOR YOU.
- WELL, BRIE WAS SPOKEN ABOUT, LIKE...
- ONE WHOLE POST WAS ABOUT ME.
SO DEMETRIA AND I HAVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION,
BUT MY WHOLE POINT WAS,
IF ALL OF YOU HAVE ISSUE WITH IT,
I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND SETTING UP TIMES SEPARATELY,
AND DON'T GO AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK,
WAIT TILL WE ALL GET TOGETHER, AND THEN DOWNLOAD.
YOU BRING IT TO THE PERSON.
THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY FEEL,
BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE IT A LITTLE BIT MORE LADYLIKE,
NOT AT A DINNER PARTY.
- I DON'T MIND IF YOU TALK ABOUT ME.
I DON'T REALLY GIVE A DAMN.
I JUST WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
THAT'S IT.
- WHAT DID I GET WRONG ABOUT YOU?
- THAT I SNOOPED FIRST BEFORE I FOUND OUT HE WAS CHEATING.
- THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT YOU SNOOP IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS,
AND NEITHER ONE OF THOSE IS HEALTHY.
- CAN I FINISH?
I SNOOPED BECAUSE I WAS GIVEN A REASON TO SNOOP.
- YOU DIDN'T TRUST HIM. WHY WERE YOU THERE?
LOVE IS NOT BLACK AND WHITE.
IF YOU HONESTLY FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T TRUST A MAN,
WHETHER IT'S VALID OR NOT,
IF YOU HONESTLY FEEL THAT YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM,
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
- LOVE TRUMPS EVERYTHING.
WHEN WE FALL IN LOVE...
- LOVE AIN'T [bleep].
- OH, MY GOD. LOVE AIN'T [bleep].
SAYS THE RELATIONSHIP EXPERT. WELL, ***.
- FOR ME, THE CHEATING STORY IS REAL.
IT'S NOT JUST SOME TOPIC ON YOUR BLOG.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON BEFORE,
AND FOR ME TO FIND OUT, I HAD TO GO INVESTIGATE.
- YOU JUST DON'T TRUST HIM. DON'T DATE HIM.
- CRAZED? SO I'M CRAZED.
- THAT'S A LITTLE TINY BIT FOUL.
- MY ISSUE WAS HER PERSPECTIVE
ABOUT ME AND MY EX
AND WHY I DECIDED TO LOOK INTO HIS INFORMATION
TO SEE IF HE CHEATED ON ME,
BECAUSE YOU HAD ME LOOKING LIKE A FOOL,
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
YOUR WHOLE POINT OF VIEW, DEMETRIA,
IS SO ONE-SIDED, IT'S LIKE--
- IT'S NOT ONE-SIDED. I PRESENTED WHAT YOU SAID.
- WHY ARE YOU SO GOING HARD FOR MEN?
- I PRESENTED WHAT YOU SAID.
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH.
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH,
AND YOU WENT AND WROTE ABOUT THAT.
- I TALKED ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
- BUT THE WAY YOU WROTE ABOUT IT WAS SO, LIKE...
- OH, GOD. THE MELODRAMA, I CAN'T.
- IT'S NOT MELODRAMA. IT'S REAL LIFE.
- WE'RE YELLING, SWEETIE. IT'S MELODRAMA.
- I'M NOT, BUT YOU'RE YELLING AS WELL.
- NO, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT.
- BUT SEE, YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF COMPASSION,
BECAUSE SHE WAS HURT--
- AND? - YOU HAVE ZERO COMPASSION.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A RELATIONSHIP EXPERT.
- I AM A RELATIONSHIP EXPERT.
I HAVE TONS OF COMPASSION.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE DEALING WITH.
THEY GET, LIKE, THIS SORT OF, LIKE, MOB MENTALITY,
AND I'M LIKE, "I AIN'T THE ONE FOR THAT."
LIKE, GET A [bleep] LIFE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE CAN GO BACK AND FORTH ALL DAY,
BUT MY THING IS, DO ME A FAVOR.
DON'T WRITE ABOUT MY STUFF ANYMORE.
- YEAH, I CAN'T PROMISE THAT. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
- WELL, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DON'T WRITE ABOUT MY [bleep].
- YOU WOULD APPRECIATE THAT. I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE NEXT TIME, IT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
- IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM. STOP.
- YES, IT WILL. - NO, IT WON'T. STOP.
WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU GONNA CUT ME?
YOU GONNA THROW A GLASS? STOP, GENEVA.
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA CUT--
I DON'T DO THAT. I DON'T DO THAT.
- THEN STOP THREATENING LIKE YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING.
- I'M TELLING YOU THAT IT'S NOT OKAY WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
- STOP.
- I DIDN'T THREATEN DEMETRIA
AT ALL.
SO, DEMETRIA, HAVE YOU NEVER CALLED ANOTHER WOMAN?
- YOU'VE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER SNOOPED?
- MM. NO.
- YOU'VE NEVER SNOOPED? EVER?
- OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY, DEMETRIA,
IS THAT, YOU KNOW,
I'VE HEARD FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE.
- YOU DON'T KNOW NO RELIABLE SOURCES ON ME.
- OH, OH, REALLY? - NAH.
- OKAY.
MAYBE SHE FORGOT.
- NO, THERE'S NO FORGETTING.
PLEASE DON'T LIE ON MY NAME,
'CAUSE I WON'T DO THAT TO YOU.
- I KNOW THAT DEMETRIA DATED THIS GUY
AND HE DECIDED TO NO LONGER BE WITH HER,
TO START MOVING ON TO DATING MY FRIEND,
AND SHE WENT CALLING HER TRYING TO GET INFORMATION,
AND MY FRIEND DOES NOT HAVE TO LIE.
- NEW YORK CITY IS VERY SMALL,
AND I'M NOT GONNA BRING MY GIRL IN IT,
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER CALLED ANOTHER WOMAN,
SO THERE'S NO NEED TO INSINUATE THAT.
- OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEN THAT'LL JUST BE YOUR TRUTH.
- IT'S NOT MY TRUTH. IT'S THE TRUTH.
GENEVA'S LYING.
THERE'S NO POSSIBLE SOURCE.
LIKE, I WROTE A BOOK, 336 PAGES,
ABOUT ALL THE DUMB ISH I'VE DONE.
LIKE, IF SNOOPING WAS ONE OF THEM,
CERTAINLY I PUT THAT OUT THERE.
THAT'S WAY, WAY, WAY LOW
ON THE LIST OF THINGS I'VE DONE WRONG.
MICA, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE AN EARLY FLIGHT IN THE MORNING,
SO I'M GONNA DEPART RIGHT NOW.
MICA, I DO APPRECIATE YOUR HOSPITALITY.
- YOU KNOW YOU LOOK GOOD, GIRL. - THANK YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU GETTING HOME?
- GREG IS ACTUALLY DOWNSTAIRS. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU TAKE CARE. - OKAY.
- BYE, SEE YOU LATER. SAFE TRAVELS BACK TO BROOKLYN.
- HOW ARE YOU GETTING HOME?
- GREG IS ACTUALLY DOWNSTAIRS.
THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT. - ALL RIGHT, YOU TAKE CARE.
- OKAY.
- I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB, PLAY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE,
AND SAY THAT I THINK EVERYBODY'S OPINION WAS EXPRESSED TODAY.
SHE TOTALLY GETS IT--
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
- NO, SHE DOESN'T GET IT.
- NO, I THINK SHE'S ANGRY.
- SON, SON.
- I AM COMPLETELY APPALLED.
I'M FINE WITH BURNING BRIDGES,
BUT GENEVA FEELS LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING MORE THAN THE BLOG.
I KIND OF JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHERE ALL GENEVA'S ANGER WAS COMING FROM,
'CAUSE IT WAS VERY, VERY VISCERAL.
DAISY,
NAH, DAISY GOT TO GO.
DAISY GOT TO GO.
- WE NEED TO GIVE HER ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY.
- NO, WE DON'T.
- NO, WHAT I LEARNED TONIGHT,
COMPASSION LEVELS VARY.
- SHE'S ONE PERSON DEFENDING HERSELF
AGAINST THREE LADIES HOLDING RIFLES.
- SHE KNEW SHE WAS [bleep],
AND YOU WERE THE ONE TO START IT.
DID I KNOW IT WAS GONNA EXPLODE LIKE HIROSHIMA?
NO!
I DON'T KNOW IF DEMETRIA DIDN'T TAKE FRIENDSHIP 101,
NEVER HAD FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS,
BUT YOU DON'T TREAT YOUR FRIENDS LIKE THAT.
GENEVA WAS ABOUT TO CRY, AND SHE'S GOING, "OKAY, OKAY."
THAT'S JUST PLAIN MEAN.
- LADIES, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS. WE ALL NEED TO JUST BE OKAY.
- NO, BRIE, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
- I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD INVITE HER ANYMORE.
HOW ABOUT THAT, MICA?
DON'T INVITE HER.
IT WAS RATCHET AND NASTY AND TRAGIC.
I THINK THAT IT'S BEST FOR DEMETRIA
EITHER TO STOP WRITING ABOUT PEOPLE
OR NOT TO COME AROUND.
- EVERYBODY'S BORING.
- OOH. SHE'S ON THE TABLE. SHE'S ON THE TABLE.
- MICA, MICA. - WHAT?
- IT'S A PARTY. IT'S A PARTY. IT'S A PARTY.
- THAT'S MICA. IT'S JUST WHAT SHE DOES.
- LIKE, I WANT EVERYBODY TO HAVE FUN.
DID I EXPECT DEMETRIA TO LEAVE?
NO, I DID NOT,
BUT I'M GONNA ALWAYS BE ME.
- WHERE'S MY CAMERA?
- GET IT.
YOU KNOW, DO A COUPLE MOVES AND...
OOH! - I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
- OH, [bleep]. - YOUR *** IS SHOWING.
- WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE ***.
- NEXT TIME ON BLOOD, SWEAT & HEELS...
- YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER HAD A NEW YORK CITY HOT DOG?
- EW, DON'T.
- I SMELL SOMETHING. - WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
- I SMELL DEFEAT.
OOH!
- KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YOU MAKE ME PROUD.
- ARE YOU MAKING SOME MONEY? - ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY. YOU GET SOME BUSINESS CARDS NOW.
- IT'S FOR YOU?
- I HAVE BEEN BROUGHT ON
AS A MANAGER OF BRAND PARTNERSHIPS.
THIS IS, LIKE, A CLEAR TURNING POINT IN MY CAREER.
- GENEVA! - [squeals]
- MAMA IS NOT HAPPY.
- IT'LL DRY OUT. - AH!
- MICA, MY BOSS IS HERE!
E!
- IT'S INAPPROPRIATE, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING.
[horn honking] - TRAFFIC!
- I NEED YOU!
- TRAFFIC! - WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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