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Narrator: IN ALABAMA,
THERE'S AN AGE-OLD TRADITION UNLIKE ANY OTHER.
LET'S GO MUD BOGGING!
Man: THIS IS A LIFESTYLE --
BIG TRUCKS, BIG TIRES, AND LOTS OF MUD.
I LOVE THE MUD, AND THE MUD LOVES ME.
Narrator: AND IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS,
THERE'S ONE MUD BOG THAT STANDS ABOVE THE REST...
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
...MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG.
BEST FUN I'VE HAD IN A WHILE.
I KNOW. ME, TOO.
BUNCH OF HOT WOMEN, BIG TRUCKS. THIS MUD BOG ROCKS.
RUN BY ANNA "LIL BIT" GRANTHUM AND HER HUSBAND BO...
KISS IT.
...THERE'S NOTHING MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG WON'T DO
TO KEEP THEIR CUSTOMERS HAPPY.
BUT THEY CAN'T DO IT ALONE,
SO THEY'VE RECRUITED THEIR TWO BEST FRIENDS
TO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE --
FAT LEGS, WHO RUNS PROMOTIONS...
ARE Y'ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME?
...AND BUBBA, WHO RUNS THE MACHINES.
BEEP! BEEP!
RUNNING A BUSINESS HAS IT'S SHARE OF UPS AND DOWNS...
[ SIGHS ] JESUS, HELP ME.
...BUT FOR THE MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG FAMILY,
THE MUD IS DEFINITELY THICKER THAN THE WATER.
All: WE LOVE MUD!
Narrator: THIS IS "MUD LOVIN' REDNECKS."
-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
♪ I GOT MUD ON MY FENDER ♪
♪ I GOT MUD IN BETWEEN MY TOES ♪
♪ I GOT MUD ON THE BACK OF MY ♪
♪ FRONT OF MY, TOP OF MY, SIDE OF MY RIDE ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE I GO ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WE'RE MUD LOVIN' REDNECKS ♪
THE GATES HAVE OPENED AT MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG,
AND ALABAMIANS HAVE COME TO ENJOY A DAY OF FUN
AND A WHOLE LOT OF MUD.
AND CO-OWNER ANNA "LIL BIT" GRANTHUM
IS EXCITED TO GET THE DAY STARTED.
Lil Bit: I LOVE COMING OUT HERE. BIRDS ARE CHIRPING.
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN. IT'S TIME TO GET DIRTY.
Narrator: SO TODAY, THEY'RE TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT
TO ADD EXCITEMENT AND A WHOLE NEW CLIENTELE TO THE MUD BOG.
THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER MUD BOGS IN THE AREA,
AND WE GOT TO KEEP OUR CLIENTS HAPPY.
SO WE'RE COMING UP WITH DIFFERENT PROMOTIONS,
ALL KINDS OF EVENTS.
WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THIS MUD BOG INTERESTING AND FUN
AT THE SAME TIME.
TODAY, WE'RE HAVING A DEMOLITION DERBY.
A DEMOLITION DERBY IS WHEN A BUNCH OF JUNKY, COLORFUL CARS
GET IN A DERBY PIT
AND JUST START SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER,
AND THE LAST ONE THAT'S RUNNING IS GONNA WIN.
Narrator: THIS DEMOLITION DERBY WILL FEATURE SIX CARS
WITH FIVE EXPERIENCED DRIVERS
AND ONE ROOKIE DRIVER, WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE LIL BIT.
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SEATBELTS IN 'EM.
I'M FREAKING GONNA DRIVE A DERBY TRUCK IN
WITH ALL THESE PROFESSIONALS.
SO, BASICALLY, YOU JUST MASH THE GAS AND JUST HIT PEOPLE.
THAT'S IT.
Lil Bit: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
I MEAN, I DRIVE A CAR EVERY DAY TO GO GET GROCERIES,
BUT THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING.
YOU JUST BE CAREFUL AND GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT.
OKAY, GET ME IN THIS THING. I'M READY. PUSH MY BUTT, BUBBA.
AS SOON AS I HIT THE GAS, I FEEL COOL.
I FEEL BAD [BLEEP] LIKE I'M A BAD "B" WORD.
[ LAUGHS ]
STOP BUTTON?
Bubba: THAT IS A FUEL SHUTOFF.
IF YOU SEE A FIRE, YOU SHUT THAT SWITCH OFF.
A FIRE?
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
THESE GUYS THINK THEY'RE GONNA WIN, BUT GUESS WHAT?
I'M LIL BIT, AND I'M GONNA WIN.
Narrator: AS THE CARS MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE DERBY PIT,
LIL BIT HOPES SHE CAN AT LEAST PLACE IN THE EVENT,
BECAUSE IF SHE'S DEAD LAST, HER CAR WILL BE BLOWN SKY-HIGH,
COURTESY OF MOUNTAIN CREEK'S CHIEF ENGINEER, BUBBA.
Fat Legs: THREE...TWO...ONE!
OH, THEY'RE GONNA GET HER!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHOO!
[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]
WE HAVE A WINNER!
WHOO!
Fat Legs: WHOO!
MY CAR DIED!
Narrator: LIL BIT GAVE IT A GOOD EFFORT.
ALTHOUGH SHE WAS NOT A WINNER,
AT LEAST SHE WAS NOT DEAD LAST, EITHER.
FOR THAT UNFORTUNATE CAR,
BUBBA IS READY TO GIVE THE CROWD ONE BIG FINALE.
OH, MY GOSH. RUN, Y'ALL!
HE'S RUNNING!
OH [BLEEP]
MOTHER [BLEEP]
WHOO!
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
Narrator: THE NEXT DAY,
A POTENTIAL NEW CLIENT ARRIVES ON THE PROPERTY
WITH A VERY SPECIFIC REQUEST.
WHO IS THAT?
LOOK LIKE SHE'S LOST OR SOMETHING,
WALKING OUT HERE WITH A DOG WHEN WE GOT ROTTWEILERS.
WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT DRIVE UP THE DRIVEWAY ALL THE TIME
ASKING FOR CRAZY REQUESTS.
I MEAN, WE NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA GET THROWN OUR WAY.
UH, HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
I'M COMING TO LOOK FOR YOU GUYS.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
BEVERLY.
BEVERLY. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, BEVERLY.
NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS.
YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
[ LAUGHS ]
Lil Bit: BEVERLY REMINDS ME OF THE CHEERLEADING TYPE --
YOU KNOW, "ALL THE GUYS WANT TO DATE HER" KIND PERSON.
HOW CAN WE HELP YOU TODAY?
Beverly: I'M HERE TO ASK YOU GUYS
IF I CAN HAVE MY 10-YEAR CLASS REUNION AT YOUR MUD BOG.
Beverly: I WANT TO HAVE A BIG CLASS REUNION.
I DON'T WANT IT BE LIKE YOUR EVERY-DAY CLASS REUNION.
I WANTED TO HAVE IT AT THE MUD BOG SO THAT I COULD --
YOU KNOW, EVERYONE FROM BACK HOME
WOULD BE ABLE TO COME AND HAVE A GREAT TIME AND JUST LET LOOSE.
I WAS THINKING WE COULD DO SOME GAMES IN THE MUD,
AND ALSO, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
WE SHOULD DO A REUNION KING AND QUEEN.
I THINK THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A FUN EXPERIENCE.
Lil Bit: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PARTY TO ME.
IT WOULD BE A FIRST FOR US.
OH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE NEED TO HAVE DANCING.
DANCING?
LIKE, YOU WANT A STAGE TO DANCE ON, OR WHAT?
YES. DANCING AND MUSIC.
WE CAN LEAVE THAT PART TO THE GUYS.
BUT THERE IS A TWIST.
I WANT IT TO BE REALLY FANCY AND CLASSY AND MUDDY.
YEAH, LIKE, THEY CAN ALL DRESS UP
IN THESE BEAUTIFUL DRESSES AND STUFF.
DRESS UP LIKE WE'RE GOING TO THE PROM, DO OUR HAIR.
WE CAN HAVE WINE.
AND FINGER FOODS.
YES.
BEVERLY, SHE'S WANTING TO MAKE THIS CLASS REUNION CLASSY
BUT AT A MUD BOG.
SHE WANTS WINE. SHE WANTS A RED CARPET.
SHE WANTS THE SPARKLY DRESSES. SHE WANTS FINGER FOODS.
Lil Bit: WELL, I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING. WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
IT'S SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, AND I LIKE IT.
BUT IT'S GONNA BE A CHALLENGE, AND I LIKE THAT, TOO.
WHAT IS YOUR BUDGET?
Beverly: OH, WE'VE RAISED ABOUT $2,000.
$2,000?
YEAH.
WHEN DO YOU WANT TO HAVE THIS?
UM...TWO WEEKS.
IN TWO WEEKS?
YES.
TWO WEEKS...
WE CAN DO IT.
IF A CLIENT COMES TO US WITH A SPECIAL REQUEST,
I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
WE'RE NOT GONNA TURN NOBODY AWAY.
I LIKE YOUR IDEAS.
LET'S GO TALK THIS OVER WITH MY HUSBAND, SEE WHAT HIS IDEAS ARE.
OKAY.
HEY, GOOBER HEAD.
WHAT?
WHEN I SEE Y'ALL TWO TOGETHER
AND Y'ALL WALKING THAT CRAZY WALK, IT'S TROUBLE.
YOU LIKE OUR WALK.
WHEN YOU'RE LEAVING,
NOT WHEN YOU'RE COMING TOWARDS ME.
Lil Bit: THIS IS BEVERLY.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE A CLASS REUNION HERE AT THE MUD BOG.
WHERE YOU COME IN, IS A DANCE FLOOR.
FOR ABOUT 100 PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW WHAT DO WE GOT?
A MONTH OR TWO TO WORK ON THIS PROJECT?
TWO WEEKS.
OH, LORD JESUS.
OH.
THE GIRLS ALWAYS COME UP WITH CRAZY THINGS TO DO,
AND THEY DON'T NEVER COME TALK TO ME OR BUBBA
BEFORE THEY EVER TAKE THE PROJECT ON.
THEY JUST TAKE IT ON,
AND THEN THEY COME TELL US ABOUT WHAT WE GOT TO GO DO.
I CAN'T EVEN GET MY TRUCK TO RUN IN TWO WEEKS.
WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT --
WELL, SHE WAS THINKING. WATCH OUT! TAKE COVER!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU'RE THE CREATIVE ONE.
I MEAN, YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOME GOOD IDEAS.
Lil Bit: GIVING BO A PROJECT AND YOU CHALLENGE BO,
THAT RIGHT THERE JUST PUTS FIRE UNDER BO'S BUTT, AND HE DOES IT.
WELL, I CHALLENGE YOU TO MAKE AN AMAZING DANCE FLOOR
THAT WE HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE,
AND WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT A WOOD PLATFORM.
YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND
THAT YOU WANT TO BUILD AND YOU CHALLENGE ME,
I WILL GET IT DONE IF I HAVE TO FIND EVERY REDNECK IN ALABAMA.
I LIKE YOUR CHINCHILLA.
[ DOG WHINES ]
I LOVE A GOOD CHALLENGE.
SO, I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
SO IN OTHER WORDS, WE CAN DO THIS.
YEAH, IT'S A DEAL.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, WELL, AROUND HERE IN ALABAMA,
WE SHAKE HANDS, AND IT'S FINAL.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
Beverly: I REALLY LIKE LIL BIT AND FAT LEGS,
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE GONNA COME UP WITH.
OH, MY GOSH. HOW ARE WE GONNA PULL THIS OFF?
I'M READY FOR IT.
I KNOW YOU READY FOR IT.
WE GONNA PUT THE [BLEEP] IN CLASS.
WELL, WE'LL WALK YOU OUT.
YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW.
THANK YOU. YOU, TOO.
Narrator: THE GANG HAS ONLY TWO WEEKS
TO PLAN, COOK, AND BUILD EVERYTHING
FOR THIS 10-YEAR HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION.
WILL THEY BE ABLE TO WORK TOGETHER
AND GET IT DONE IN TIME?
WE HAVE TWO WEEKS TO GET THIS DONE.
HELL, WE AIN'T NEVER DID THIS BEFORE.
I KIND OF BIT OFF MORE THAN I CAN CHEW ON THIS ONE.
BEVERLY: I think that we're expecting, probably, about 40 more people.
Lil Bit: IF SHE'S NOT HAPPY OF WHAT WE'VE DONE, WE'RE SCREWED.
WHERE'S THE DANCE FLOOR?
READY, BOYS.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
WHO WANTS TO WIN 100 BUCKS?
[ ALL CHEERING ]
WHOEVER RUNS AND HITS THE BLUE LINE FIRST AND TEARS IT UP
GETS THIS $100.
GO!
MUD MONEY, SON, FROM THE SOUTH.
THIS IS THE WAY WE DO IT IN THE SOUTH.
WE LOVE MUD ON OUR MONEY.
Narrator: WITH TWO WEEKS TO GO BEFORE THE REUNION,
BO HAS SPECIFIC ORDERS FROM BEVERLY --
GIVE HER A DANCE SPACE IN THE MUD.
Bo: YOU KNOW, IN ALABAMA, THERE'S ABANDONED CARS,
OLD SCRAP CARS EVERYWHERE,
LAYING IN PEOPLE'S FRONT YARDS, BACK YARDS, SIDE YARD.
THEY EVERYWHERE.
Narrator: BECAUSE BO'S EXPERTISE
IS IN RESTORING OLD CARS AND TRUCKS,
THE BOYS HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A DANCE FLOOR
OUT OF AN OLD SCHOOL BUS THAT WILL DRIVE THROUGH THE MUD.
AND THEY KNOW JUST THE MAN WHO HAS ONE.
[ HORN HONKS ]
Bo: HOW Y'ALL LOVELY PEOPLE DOING TODAY?
DOING PRETTY GOOD.
WELL, I'M BO.
HOW YOU DOING? MY NAME'S BUZZARD.
Bo: THIS BUZZARD CHARACTER,
YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN AROUND HERE FOREVER.
Buzzard: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
TRY IT OUT.
[BLEEP] IF I KNOW.
IT'S GOT A BATTERY IN IT.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, SQUEALS ]
[BLEEP]
I'M A MASTER TRADER WHEN IT COMES TO TRADING,
AND OLD BUZZARD OVER THERE, HE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A SUCKER.
IF I WANT IT, ALL I GOT TO DO IS GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO HIM.
I CAN TRADE HIM AROUND AND GET IT.
I DON'T WANT TO BUY NOTHING.
[ LAUGHS ]
GOT A DEAL.
ALL RIGHT.
[ HORN HONKS ]
THAT'S THE GUYS.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?
[ BUS SQUEALING ]
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S FIXING TO DIE.
BO?
YEAH.
WHAT IS THIS?
A DANCE FLOOR ON WHEELS?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A DANCE FLOOR IN THE MUD.
IT'S GONNA GET STUCK.
YOU GONNA MAKE A BUS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE?
Bo: WE GOT THIS.
BUT WE HAVE TWO WEEKS TO GET THIS DONE.
YOU DO REALIZE, THEY'VE GOT MORE ACCOMPLISHED THAN WE HAVE.
I MEAN, I CAN'T SAY NOTHING TO THEM, FAT LEGS.
SO WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO RIDE IN THE MUD AND DANCE
AND EVERYTHING ALL IN THIS BUS?
WE'RE GONNA TRY IT.
HELL, WE DON'T KNOW. WE AIN'T NEVER DID THIS BEFORE.
OH, GOSH. [ LAUGHS ]
Y'ALL GET TO WORK ON THE BUS, BUT FIRST, I WANT TO RIDE IN IT.
LET'S GO.
OKAY. COME ON.
BO, THE SEAT AIN'T EVEN TIED DOWN!
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
[ BUS SQUEALING ]
Y'ALL HANG ON.
OH, LORD JESUS.
THIS IS NOT A DAMN SCHOOL BUS ANYMORE, EITHER.
THIS IS MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG PROPERTY.
[ COWS MOO ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
Narrator: ONE OF BEVERLY'S REQUESTS
IS TO HAVE WINE AT THE REUNION --
SOMETHING LIL BIT AND FAT LEGS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
OH, GOSH.
BECAUSE THE GIRLS ARE WORKING ON A TIGHT BUDGET,
THEY DECIDE TO MAKE WINE INSTEAD,
DOING IT THE REDNECK WAY.
SO, YOU SEEN IT ON "I LOVE LUCY"?
YEAH.
IT WAS IN BLACK-AND-WHITE, AND THEY STOMPED.
IT LOOKED LIKE FUN, TOO.
MAMA BEAR AND I USED TO WATCH "I LOVE LUCY" AFTER SCHOOL
ALL THE TIME.
I MEAN, I JUST IDOLIZE THAT WOMAN.
WE GONNA POUR IT FIRST OR STOMP IT?
UH, POUR IT FIRST.
OKAY.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES, OF COURSE, WAS WHEN SHE MADE WINE.
I MEAN, SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS HAVING A BLAST.
REDNECK WINE MAKING CONSISTS OF MIXING FRUIT AND ***
IN A KIDDIE POOL.
EW!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR FEET CLEANED OFF WITH LIQUOR?
I'VE HAD THEM LICKED OFF.
AAH! [BLEEP]
AAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, LUCY WOULD BE SO PROUD OF US.
IT'S GOT LIMBS IN IT.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.
OKAY, CHEERS.
IT'S PRETTY GOOD!
YEAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
I WOULD DRINK THIS WINE BEFORE I WOULD GO BUY WINE.
AAH!
WHILE THE GIRLS ARE PLEASED WITH THE FRUITS OF THEIR LABOR,
A LITTLE TOO MUCH PRODUCT SAMPLING
FORCES THEM TO CALL IT A DAY.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE GARAGE,
BO GETS TO WORK ON CONVERTING THIS SCHOOL BUS
INTO A FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE ULTIMATE DANCE FLOOR ON WHEELS.
Bo: IT'S GOT TO BE RAISED UP IN THE AIR.
IT'S GOT TO BE FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE.
IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT IF IT WASN'T.
IT'LL BE THE ONLY PARTY BUS ON WHEELS
TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE MUD HOLE.
PEOPLE WILL COME MILES AROUND TO SEE IT.
I KIND OF BIT OFF MORE THAN I CAN CHEW ON THIS ONE.
I'VE CALLED IN EVERY REDNECK FROM MILES AROUND
TO HELP ME WITH THIS.
Narrator: WITH ONE WEEK TO GO BEFORE THE REUNION,
THEY REALLY NEED TO FOCUS AND GET DOWN TO WORK.
OVERNIGHT, BO AND HIS CREW
HAVE THE BUS STRIPPED, SANDED, AND PAINTED.
NOW THAT'S REDNECK TEAMWORK FOR YOU.
THE NEXT DAY,
THE GIRLS CHECK IN ON THE BOYS' PROGRESS ON THE SCHOOL BUS.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING? HOLDING THESE TIRES DOWN?
THEY GONNA GO SOMEWHERE?
BEVERLY WAS REALLY COUNTING ON THIS DANCE FLOOR.
WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK LEFT.
WE'VE REALLY GOT TO GET THIS STUFF DONE.
WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE BUS ALL NIGHT. COME OVER HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU.
MINE AND FAT LEGS' JOBS IS TO KEEP THE GUYS IN LINE
SO WE MEET THEM DEADLINES.
THEY MAY GET ALL MAD AND HUFF AND PUFF,
BUT AFTER IT'S DONE, THEY KNOW THAT ME AND ANNA WERE RIGHT.
DANG! IT'S PAINTED!
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
I'M PROUD OF Y'ALL, BUT IT'S NOT RAISED OR ANYTHING.
IT AIN'T GOING THROUGH THE MUD.
AND THAT RIGHT THERE TAKES MONTHS.
I MEAN, ARE Y'ALL GONNA BE ABLE TO HAVE IT DONE?
WE AIN'T RUNNING BUT ON AN HOUR'S WORTH OF SLEEP.
WE'RE HUNGRY.
WELL, WE'LL GO GET Y'ALL SOME FOOD
IF Y'ALL GET BACK TO WORK.
WE GOT TO STOP TALKING AND GET ON IT.
KISS IT.
I REALLY HOPE THAT BEVERLY'S GONNA LIKE THIS.
THERE'S OTHER MUD BOGS IN THIS AREA.
SHE CAN JUST TAKE HER BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.
EVERY TIME WE TURN AROUND AND THINK YOU DONE SOMETHING RIGHT,
YOU DO 10 STEPS BACKWARDS.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
OUR REPUTATION IS AT STAKE.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. SHOW THEM HOW GIRLS DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
MY NICKNAME IS "MISS MADNESS,"
AND THEY CALL ME THAT BECAUSE I DRIVE LIKE MADNESS.
THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT.
WHOO!
TOUGHEST HOLE I'VE EVER TRIED TO GET THROUGH.
Narrator: IN ONE WEEK,
MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG WILL HOST A HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION.
AS LIL BIT AND FAT LEGS ARE BUSY DECORATING,
THEY HAVE BUBBA MAKE THEM A JOUSTING RING
TO CROWN THE REUNION KING AND QUEEN.
THIS THING FLIES OFF, FAT LEGS IS GETTING HIT WITH THE STICK.
THREE! TWO! ONE! DING-DING. LET'S GET ON IT.
ANNA, I CAN'T DO THIS.
Lil Bit: WHY?
BECAUSE.
AIN'T YOU A BIG GIRL?
YEAH, BUT I AIN'T DOING THIS.
THE HELL WITH IT.
I FEEL LIKE KNOCKING SOMEBODY'S [BLEEP] OFF THAT POLE.
Lil Bit: BUT YOU AIN'T KNOCKING ME OUT.
DON'T HURT HER.
COME ON.
BOBO, I MEAN IT. NO! YOU COME OUT HERE!
I'M OUT FURTHER THAN YOU ARE.
LET ME HIT YOU A COUPLE TIMES, TOO.
NO.
YES.
AAH!
I WIN.
OH, IT'S NOT THAT DEEP AT ALL.
YOU LITTLE MOTHER [BLEEP]
PLEASE, NO!
I WAS GONNA --
OH!
Bo: DO IT, ANNA! DO IT!
WHOO!
GET OFF OF ME! IT'S COLD!
ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE. I'M DONE, I'M DONE. I'M GOING.
[ LAUGHS ]
I WIN.
Narrator: WITH JUST A FEW DAYS TO GO
UNTIL THE HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION AT MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG,
LIL BIT AND FAT LEGS ARE CHECKING OFF THEIR TO-DO LIST.
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEXT?
SHE WANTS IT TO BE FANCY,
SO WE'RE TALKING A NICE LINEN ON TABLES
AND DECORATIONS AND STUFF.
OKAY.
SO...
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
WHO'S THAT?
OH, IT'S BEVERLY.
HEY, BEVERLY.
HEY.
GOOD.
BEVERLY IS SO SWEET, BUT THIS LAST-MINUTE DETAILS
IS, LIKE, REALLY STRESSING ME OUT.
WELL, WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?
WE REALLY DIDN'T BUDGET FOR 40 MORE PEOPLE.
I MEAN, YOU HAVE ANYTHING UP YOUR SLEEVE
THAT YOU MIGHT, CAN BE ABLE, TO DO.
THAT WOULD WORK.
Lil Bit: $2,000 IS A LOT OF MONEY,
AND WHATEVER PENNY WE DON'T SPEND OUT OF THAT,
WE GET TO KEEP IT.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA GET IT TO WORK NOW.
BEVERLY: All right. Bye.
BYE.
BYE.
IF SHE'S NOT HAPPY OF WHAT WE'VE DONE
AND SHE TAKES HER BUSINESS ELSEWHERE, WE'RE SCREWED.
HAVE YOU EVER MADE DRUNK CHICKEN?
YEAH, BUT NOT FOR 140 PEOPLE.
WELL, UH, I CAN'T COOK.
Fat Legs: FINGER FOODS, I CAN PROBABLY HANDLE,
BUT THIS IS A DIFFERENT ANIMAL.
IT'S A CHICKEN.
SO?
FINGER FOODS AIN'T EVEN AN ANIMAL.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
LORD, HAVE MERCY. I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE GARAGE,
BO IS STRUGGLING WITH A TIRE ISSUE
FOR HIS DANCE FLOOR ON WHEELS.
WHAT IS THIS? I GOT FOUR OF THESE.
NO. THAT'S...DIFFERENT RIMS.
Bo: I GOT THESE TIRES.
ONLY PROBLEM IS THEY'RE A 50-INCH TIRE WITH 20-INCH RIMS,
BUT THE BUS HAS 22.5s UP ON IT.
I GOT TO FIND A SET OF WHEELS THAT ARE 20s
TO PUT UNDER THE BUS SO I CAN PUT THEM TIRES ON IT.
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU, BIG BOY.
YOU KNOW WE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BUS,
HOW WE WAS GONNA JACK IT UP?
BUT WE HAVE A RIM PROBLEM.
WELL, I GOT TO SAY SOMETHING.
HOW ABOUT I SWAP RIMS WITH YOU?
THE WHOLE IDEA WITH THE DUMP TRUCK AND THE BUS THING
IS TO TAKE THE RIMS FROM THE DUMP TRUCK TO PUT ON THE BUS
AND THE RIMS FROM THE BUS, PUT BACK ON THE DUMP TRUCK.
IF I CAN DO THAT, THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST RIGHT.
THAT'LL WORK.
THANK YOU, SIR.
CAN I BORROW THE MONEY TO GET THE CASE OF BEER?
YEAH, WHY NOT?
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED.
Narrator: THINGS FINALLY SEEM TO BE RUNNING SMOOTHLY,
BUT THERE'S NO TIME YET TO RELAX.
LIFTING THE HEAVY BUS TO ATTACH THE MONSTER TIRES
IS A RISKY MOVE,
BUT IT GIVES BUBBA A CHANCE
TO PLAY WITH ONE OF HIS FAVORITE TOYS.
HOPEFULLY.
Narrator: AS BO CONTINUES TO PLUG AWAY AT THE BUS,
THE GIRLS BEGIN PREPARING FOOD FOR THE REUNION.
Lil Bit: WE GOT TO GET ON A ROLL.
WE GOT TO MAKE SOME PIGS IN A TOWEL AND EVERYTHING.
PIGS IN A BLANKET.
TODAY WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF FOOD WE'RE MAKING
FOR THIS CLASS REUNION.
THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE SUSHI.
YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT, NOW.
YOU NEED TO BE A LITTLE MORE OPEN-MINDED.
THAT'S NASTY.
WANT TO MAKE SOME DRUNK CHICKEN?
LET'S DO IT.
Narrator: HAVING HAD THEIR FILL OF FINGER FOODS,
THE GIRLS DECIDE TO MOVE ON TO THE MAIN COURSE.
YOU GONNA GUT HIM AND EVERYTHING?
WELL, I GOT TO GET THAT STUFF OUT OF HIS BUTT.
IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL LIVER?
UH-HUH.
CLASSY PEOPLE EAT LIVER ALL THE TIME.
DO YOU WANT TO COOK THAT?
I AIN'T COOKING IT.
OH, GOD.
[ SCOFFS ] WHY DID YOU GET THE CHEAP, NASTY BEER?
BECAUSE WE'RE ON A BEER BUDGET.
OKAY, OPEN HIS BUTT OPEN. STICK IT UP.
OKAY, PUT IT IN THERE.
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
HEY, PRETTY LITTLE BIRD.
OH, LOOKS SO CUTE.
Lil Bit: I LIKE DRUNK CHICKEN.
YOU BASICALLY GET A CHICKEN. YOU PUT A BEER CAN UP HIS BUTT.
IT'S LIKE A COUNTRY-STYLE CHICKEN.
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T SAY NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BACON'S DOING, RIGHT?
WE'RE MAKING HIM A ROBE. WE'RE CLASSING HIM UP.
ALL HE NEEDS IS A HEAD. THERE.
THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHAT YOU CALL A CLASSY, DRUNK CHICKEN.
BACON, CHICKEN, AND BEER.
DON'T FORGET THE PICKLE HEAD.
Narrator: BACK AT THE GARAGE, BO FINALLY HAS
THE CORRECT-SIZED RIMS TO GO WITH THE BUS' TIRES,
BUT GETTING THE TIRES ONTO THE BUS ITSELF
TURNS OUT TO BE ANOTHER ISSUE.
EVERY TIME WE TURN AROUND AND THINK YOU DONE SOMETHING RIGHT,
YOU TAKE A STEP FORWARD, AND YOU DO 10 STEPS BACKWARDS.
Narrator: WITH JUST TWO DAYS REMAINING UNTIL THE HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION,
LIL BIT AND FAT LEGS HAVE CHECKED OFF
GATHERING DECORATIONS AND HANDLING THE FOOD.
BUT BECAUSE THERE JUST ISN'T ENOUGH TIME
FOR THE GIRLS TO MAKE MORE WINE,
THEY SET OUT TO A REAL WINERY TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE BEVERAGE
AND GET THEIR HANDS ON ENOUGH FOR THE PARTY.
WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, SO...
SO DO YOU.
HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK WINE BEFORE?
PEOPLE IN OUR NECK OF THE WOODS DON'T DRINK WINE.
NO, THEY POP A TOP AND HAVE A COOLER.
YEAH, BUDDY.
ARE THOSE WHERE THE CHERRIES ARE, OR WHAT ARE THEY?
STRAWBERRIES?
I DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA.
IT'S VERY CLASSY.
WELCOME. WELCOME. WELL, HOW CAN WE SERVE YOU?
WE GOT A MUD BOG, AND WE'VE HAD A YOUNG LADY COME TO US
WANTING A HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION, AND HER REQUEST WAS WINE.
[ LAUGHS ]
OKAY. OKAY.
WHAT KIND OF WINE DO YOU LIKE?
WE DON'T KNOW.
WE NEVER HAD ANY.
THE FIRST TIME I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN WINE
IS EITHER THE TV SHOWS WITH THE RICH PEOPLE,
YOU KNOW, HAVE IT ALL TILT SIDEWAYS AND STUFF.
Y'ALL WANT TO TASTE SOME WINE?
YEAH.
OKAY.
BRIAN, WOULD YOU SET THESE GIRLS UP?
WE'RE GONNA DO A TASTING OUTSIDE.
WE NEED TO MAKE OUR CUSTOMERS HAPPY,
SO WE'RE GONNA GO FIND OUT ABOUT WINE.
WHEN YOU DO WINE TASTING, IT'S ABOUT COMMUNITY.
IT'S ABOUT FAMILY. IT'S ABOUT ROMANCE.
IT'S ABOUT JUST TAKING YOUR TIME, OKAY?
NOW, UH, BRIAN'S GONNA POUR US A PINOT NOIR.
AND PINOT NOIR IS THE NAME OF THE GRAPE
THE WINE IS MADE OUT OF.
YOU SEE ON THE WINE GLASS,
THERE WILL BE SOME, WHAT THEY CALL, LEG,
AND THERE'S NOT ONE LEG THAT'S GOOD
AND ONE LEG THAT'S BAD.
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT LEGS.
DO THEY HAVE ANY FAT LEGS IN THERE?
SOMETIMES FAT LEGS IS THE BEST KIND YOU WANT.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
NOW I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR GLASS ON THE TABLE AND SWIRL IT.
AND THEN AFTER YOU GET IT GOING, YOU CAN PICK IT UP.
NOW BREATHE IT IN.
AND WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
WINE.
OKAY.
TAKE A LITTLE DRINK OF WINE.
[ SLURPS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S THE DRY WINE.
I LIKE IT.
YOU LIKE IT?
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
I'VE GOT SOME WINE MADE OUT OF PEACHES.
SO IT WOULD BE CALLED PEACH WINE?
YEAH.
OH, THAT IS GREAT.
COME ON.
AHH!
YOU GIRLS LIKE IT NOW.
MM-HMM.
I REALLY LIKE THAT.
THIS PEACH RIGHT HERE JUST MADE THE DAY.
I WAS A LITTLE SKEPTICAL ABOUT THIS CLASSY STUFF,
BUT I'M ACTUALLY COMING AROUND.
IT'S KIND OF FUN DRESSING UP AND BEING OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.
WELL, THANK YOU, MR. TEAL. IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
MY PLEASURE.
Narrator: THE GIRLS PICK UP A FEW CASES
AND HEAD BACK TO THE BOG.
THE NEXT DAY, WITH LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO,
THE GIRLS CHECK IN ON THE BOYS,
AND THEY ARE NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT THEY SEE.
BO GRANTHUM!
HERE WE GO. WHAT?
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
OUR TIRE WENT FLAT.
I CAN SEE THAT.
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ME?
WE GOT A BIG LIST WE GOT TO DO,
AND SEEING THAT TIRE ON THE GROUND, I JUST ABOUT LOST IT.
OKAY, WHEN A TIRE GOES FLAT, THAT DON'T HAPPEN TO IT.
'CAUSE TRUST ME. I'VE HAD PLENTY OF FLAT TIRES BEFORE.
BEVERLY WAS REALLY COUNTING ON THIS DANCE FLOOR.
OUR REPUTATION IS AT STAKE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO IT.
Bo: HERE WE ARE. THERE'S ONE DAY LEFT.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PULL ANOTHER ALL-NIGHTER.
AND, YOU KNOW, I STILL JUST DON'T REALLY SEE
HOW IN THE WORLD WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET SERIOUS.
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.
Lil Bit: TODAY IS OUR CLASS REUNION.
THIS IS NOT CLASSY.
THERE AIN'T NO TIME FOR ERROR.
YOU KNOW, IT'S DO-OR-DIE TIME.
WHERE'S THE DANCE FLOOR?
I'M EXCITED.
OH, MY GOD!
Lil Bit: WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE MUD WRESTLING. Y'ALL READY?
SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU!
BEST FUN I'VE HAD IN A WHILE.
I KNOW. ME, TOO.
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
Narrator: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY AT MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG,
THE PERFECT WEATHER FOR A HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION.
BO'S BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON THE SCHOOL BUS,
BUT IT REMAINS TO BE SEEN IF IT WILL BE FINISHED IN TIME.
BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON THIS BUS.
WE GOT SOME LAST-MINUTE DECORATION IDEAS
WE GONNA DO TO THE BUS NOW.
I STILL AIN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TEST-DRIVE IT,
SO I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HOW IT'S GONNA GO.
IT'S D-DAY, AND WE NEED THE BUS.
THERE AIN'T NO TIME FOR ERROR.
YOU KNOW, IT'S DO-OR-DIE TIME.
Narrator: MEANWHILE, THE GIRLS HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL
WITH LAST-MINUTE DECORATING.
NOTHING AT THIS BOG WORKS.
WE HAVE TO GET THE TABLES SET UP.
WE HAVE TO GET THE FOOD PREPARED.
FAT LEGS!
HUH?
YOU LIKE MY TABLE?
Lil Bit: TODAY IS OUR CLASS REUNION.
WE GOT BEVERLY COMING.
WE GOT SO MUCH WE GOT TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
THAT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
THE BOYS, THEY'RE STILL WORKING ON THE BUS.
THERE'S RED CARPET TO BE LAID OUT.
THERE'S JUST A LOT OF THINGS THAT HAS TO BE DONE
THIS MORNING.
WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
WE NEED MORE DECORATION. THIS IS NOT CLASSY.
THAT'S WHY I GOT THESE RIGHT HERE.
LET ME SEE THIS SO WE CAN GET THIS DONE.
NO, NO, NO, NO. I WILL DO THIS.
WASN'T WE SUPPOSED TO GET WINE GLASSES?
YEP, AND I GOT YOU COVERED.
IT'S STARTING TO LOOK A LOT BETTER.
WHAT YOU THINK?
WELL...THIS IS REDNECK.
IT'S REDNECK WITH A TOUCH OF CLASS.
Narrator: AND IN THIS PART OF ALABAMA,
NOTHING SAYS CLASS MORE THAN ROLLING OUT A RED CARPET
IN THE MIDDLE OF A MUD PIT.
THERE. THAT LOOKS A LOT BETTER.
PUT MY TOUCH TO IT.
Lil Bit: DANG, Y'ALL.
WOW!
I LIKE IT.
THANK Y'ALL VERY MUCH.
Narrator: AND WITH THOSE FINISHING TOUCHES,
THE MOUNTAIN CREEK CREW CAN NOW CHECK OFF THE LAST THING
FROM THEIR TO-DO LIST.
MEANWHILE, THE GIRLS HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR THE GUYS.
HEY, GUYS
Bo: WHAT ARE Y'ALL WEARING? THIS IS A MUD BOG.
WE'RE DRESSED UP FOR THE REUNION.
UM, WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR Y'ALL TO WEAR.
NO, YOU DON'T, EITHER.
YES. BUBBA, HERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
NO.
OH, GOD.
NOW THAT'S SEXY -- JOHN DEERE GREEN.
BO, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
RIP IT ON THE -- THERE.
SOMETIMES IT PAYS OFF TO LOOK NICE.
I LIKE. GOOD JOB.
Y'ALL READY FOR BEVERLY TO COME,
WITH THE BUS DONE AND EVERYTHING?
YOU GO GET BEVERLY, GET HER SOMEWHERE,
AND I'LL BRING THE BUS OUT.
AND THEN I'LL SURPRISE HER WITH HER DANCE FLOOR.
OKAY.
IT DOES MATCH MY BUS.
GIVE ME A CHAUFFEUR'S HAT.
I REALLY HOPE THAT BEVERLY'S GONNA LIKE THIS.
WE DO NOT WANT TO DISAPPOINT HER.
WORD OF MOUTH IS SO IMPORTANT,
AND IF THIS REUNION FAILS, WE CAN DEFINITELY LOSE BUSINESS.
Narrator: IN THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM,
THE GIRLS ADMIRE THE LAYOUT OF THE FIRST ROUND OF FOOD.
Lil Bit: I THINK BEVERLY'S GONNA LOVE THIS.
GOOD TEAMWORK, RIGHT?
GOOD TEAMWORK.
LOOK AT THIS CAMO TRUCK. I LIKE IT.
THAT IS A REDNECK TRUCK RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S BEVERLY!
THAT'S BEVERLY!
Fat Legs: LOOK AT THIS CAMO TRUCK.
I LIKE IT.
THAT IS A REDNECK TRUCK RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S BEVERLY!
Lil Bit: THAT'S BEVERLY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GIRL?
YOU ARE REDNECK!
YOU ARE COUNTRY!
I TOLD YOU.
HI!
YOU'RE CLASSY!
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!
AWW.
AND MOLLY WORE HER RED DRESS, TOO.
LOOK AT THAT. SHE WAS PREPARED.
SHE EVEN GOT MUDDY TOES.
OH, YEAH.
SHE'S A LITTLE MUD DOG.
YES, SHE IS.
WELL, WE GOT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
OKAY.
YOU BETTER BE PROUD.
I'M EXCITED.
OKAY. COME ON.
COME ON.
THIS IS WHAT WE GOT.
WE HAVE TO WINE IN WINE GLASSES THAT ANNA MADE --
THESE WINE GLASSES.
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW HE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO OPEN THAT?
YEP.
AAH!
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. I GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT.
NO. AAH!
THERE WE GO.
SMELL IT.
SMELLS LIKE PEACH.
AND THEN YOU TASTE IT.
DO YOU LIKE IT? REALLY?
YES, I LOVE IT.
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
I WANTED PIGS IN A TOWEL.
AWESOME.
I WANTED SUSHI.
BUT THIS IS REDNECK SUSHI, HONEY.
OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY IT. I'VE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE.
TRY A PIECE! IT IS GOOD.
IT'S A PICKLE.
MMM. THAT'S GOOD. YEAH.
AND THEN, OF COURSE, THE DRUNK CHICKEN
WITH A LITTLE PLUS OF BACON -- MY FAVORITE.
YES, YOU FANCIED IT UP WITH THE BACON.
WE GOT MORE SURPRISES, DON'T WE?
YES, WE DO.
LET'S GO SHOW YOU. COME ON.
I AM SO EXCITED.
Narrator: SO FAR, SO GOOD.
BEVERLY SEEMS PLEASED WITH WHAT LIL BIT AND FAT LEGS HAVE DONE,
BUT THERE'S STILL MUCH MORE TO SHOW HER.
LOOK, THIS IS OUR RED CARPET FOR YOU.
OH, MY GOSH.
YOU LIKE IT?
IT'S SO GREAT.
IT MATCHES OUR CUPS.
THE IDEA WE THOUGHT OF FOR THE RED CARPET
WAS FOR TRUCKS TO DRIVE ON THE RED CARPET TO THE MUD.
THIS LOOKS ALL GREAT AND ALL, BUT WHERE'S THE DANCE FLOOR?
WE GOT THAT.
WE GOT THAT COVERED. COME ON. WE GOT THIS COVERED.
Narrator: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS ARRIVED.
WILL BEVERLY GET THE DANCE FLOOR SHE WANTED?
MAMA BEAR, WE GOT TO SHOW HER WHAT'S IN THE SHOP.
YOU GOT IT. IT'S PRETTY.
IS IT READY?
IT'S READY.
READY, BOYS.
OH, MY GOD!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
THANKS TO BUBBA AND BO, THIS IS DONE.
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH.
THIS IS Y'ALL'S DANCE FLOOR ON WHEELS,
JUST AS YOU ALL WANTED A DANCE FLOOR IN THE MUD HOLE.
YES! I CAN'T WAIT.
Narrator: IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS,
BO AND BUBBA TOOK AN OLD SCHOOL BUS
AND TRANSFORMED IT INTO THE ULTIMATE DANCE FLOOR ON WHEELS.
Bo: I TOOK THIS ORDINARY BUS
THAT USED TO HAUL KIDS AROUND THE SCHOOL ALL THE TIME
AND TRANSFORMED IT INTO THIS AWESOME DANCE FLOOR ON WHEELS.
I'VE LIFTED IT, PAINTED IT GREEN,
PUT A STEREO SYSTEM IN IT.
IT'S AWESOME.
I'M PRETTY PLEASED WITH MYSELF. IT'S A ONE OF A KIND.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE IT.
THEY PULLED ALL THIS OFF IN THE TIME THAT YOU CAME TO US --
SINCE THAT DAY.
THAT IS AMAZING. I'M, LIKE, SO SHOCKED AND JUST AMAZED.
WELL, I SEE THAT YOUR GUESTS ARE COMING,
BECAUSE I SEE DRESSES OUT THERE,
AND I KNOW MY REGULAR CROWD AIN'T WEARING DRESSES.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S TIME TO GET DIRTY.
Narrator: BEVERLY IS CLEARLY THRILLED
WITH THE ULTIMATE DANCE FLOOR ON WHEELS.
NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE IF THE REST OF THE CLASS OF 2003
SHARES HER ENTHUSIASM.
HEY!
HEY, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. I LOVE THAT DRESS.
YEAH, YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB PLANNING THIS.
YES.
IN HIGH SCHOOL, WE WERE STRAIGHT-UP REDNECK.
WE...CAMO SWEATS, T-SHIRTS.
WE ALWAYS HAD THE BEST TIMES.
WE GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT IN HIGH SCHOOL OVER THIS GUY,
BUT...I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA BE HERE.
I HOPE HE'S NOT HERE, FOR HIS OWN HEALTH.
All: CLASS OF 2003!
WHOO!
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, EVERYBODY?
WHO WANTS TO LOAD UP ON THE BEST BUS IN MARBURY, ALABAMA?!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
Man: YEAH!
All: WHOO!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
MUD FIGHT!
WHOO!
YEAH!
BEVERLY AND HER CLASSMATES JUST DOVE IN THE MUD.
I DEFINITELY DID NOT THINK
THAT THEY WERE GONNA GET THEIR CUTE DRESSES ALL MUDDY.
THIS CLASSY REUNION JUST GOT DIRTY.
WHOO!
Narrator: MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG
IS HOLDING A VERY CLASSY HIGH-SCHOOL REUNION.
THE CLASSMATES, ALL DRESSED UP,
ARE MAKING THIS THE MUDDIEST CLASS REUNION EVER.
BUT THIS REUNION STILL NEEDS TO CROWN ITS KING AND QUEEN.
THE GIRLS HAVE A SURPRISE FOR BEVERLY.
EARLY IN THE WEEK, LIL BIT AND FAT LEGS
HAD BUBBA CREATE A JOUSTING RING OVER THE MUD.
THE LAST MALE AND FEMALE LEFT STANDING WINS THE CROWN.
ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS TO SEE WHO'S GONNA WIN THE CROWN?
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
THE JOUSTING IS FAST AND FURIOUS.
AFTER A FEW ROUNDS, BEVERLY IS STILL IN THE RUNNING.
COME ON!
AND IN NO TIME, A KING AND QUEEN EMERGE VICTORIOUS.
BEVERLY, YOU'RE THE WINNER!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRONOUNCE TO YOU
THE KING AND QUEEN OF CLASS OF 2003!
GIVE THEM A BIG HAND OF APPLAUSE!
WHOO!
THEY DESERVE IT.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
WELL, BEVERLY, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME TODAY?
OH, MY GOD. THE BUS WAS THE BEST PART.
EVERYBODY WAS DANCING, SMILING, LAUGHING.
YOU'RE THE QUEEN.
I KNOW.
I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE
SO THAT WAS, LIKE, SHOCKING TO ME.
TODAY WENT GREAT. WE HAD A BIG CROWD.
BEVERLY WAS HAPPY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
EVEN HER CLASSMATES WERE SO EXCITED.
I WANTED TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL.
I KNOW Y'ALL PUT IN SO MUCH HARD WORK AND DEDICATION,
AND IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.
THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE TRADITION
WE GOT HERE AT MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG.
EVERY TIME WE HAVE A SUCCESSFUL DAY...
UH-HUH.
...EVERYBODY GOES AND JUMPS IN THE WATER.
WHOO!
Lil Bit: COME ON, SCOOT FAT LEGS OVER.
COME ON, FAT LEGS. COME ON, FAT LEGS!
AAH!
AAH!
I SAID IT WAS Y'ALL'S TRADITION, NOT MINE.
AAH!
PLAYING IN THE MUD, CLASS OF 2003.
WHOO-WHOO!
MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG, HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIFE.
WHOO!
WHOO!
Fat Legs: I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, LIL BIT.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, TOO, FAT LEGS.
THANK YOU.
ONE, TWO, THREE. WE GOT DIRTY.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
All: WE GOT DIRTY!