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Broken down star drive,
Feelin' lucky to be alive.
Thought that I'd give old Lando a call.
But Vader was waiting,
With carbonite plating,
So now I'm right here decoratin' the wall.
Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
A permanent guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a wookie to blame.
All I know, is it wasn't my fault.
The Rancor is droolin'
I don't think he's foolin'.
He makes a quick snack of a Gamorrean guard.
As the young Jedi Master,
Steps into disaster.
He may have the Force, but he just went down hard.
Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
A permanent guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a Jedi to blame.
Yeah that's right,
It was Skywalker's fault.
Took a trip on a sand barge,
To the Sarlacc with mouth large.
While Jabba's band played a merry old song.
But on the last refrain
Jabba choked on a slave chain.
Never *** off a girl in a thong.
Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
I once was a guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
But I know Leia wasn't at fault.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
All I know, is it's not my fault!