Introducing Tanasana

There are a lot of things I just don't get Dad goes running in the neighborhood No doubt he picks up poop along the way Then goes to the gym Spreads poop all over the floor Mom lays her mat down on it to pose the mat gets poopy Then she rolls the poopy side onto the clean side YES she rolls the poopy side onto the clean side I guess this is fine if you never use the mat again but she does every day Her face goes on that thing That's unacceptable I was planning to leave this madness Become another statistic as they say But I had an idea to save my family First you fold it then you roll it That's right you have it, you got it You don't know what's out there You don't want to know Stop being gross Stop being gross Namaste