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Hey guys, I'm Jack Vale.
One of the things I'm known for is doing social media
experiments where I search online profiles of people
nearby me, and then find them on foot.
And by the time I find them, I learned all kinds
of information about them so I blow their minds.
Recently I teamed up with Jimmy Kimmel
to use Chevy's new built-in 4G Wi-Fi to locate these people.
I picked up my wife, my two oldest sons.
We even picked up Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel
live to help us out.
Watch this.
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We're going to pick up Guillermo up here.
He's waiting for us.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
How are you?
Good.
Good.
Good to see you, buddy.
You brought your lunch, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll get hungry a lot.
You do?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you bring enough for me?
I did, but you made me wait so I ate it.
So why I am stuck in the middle?
Well--
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We'll find people like posing on Hollywood Boulevard,
and then we'll find them by clicking on their name.
And we'll find all their other posts
and learn all kinds of information about them.
Can we do *** ladies?
All right, guys.
We're going to connect to the Chevy Equinox's 4G Wi-Fi.
So we're going to find people by searching their social media
profiles.
People in the area here.
Don't let me down.
Especially you, Guillermo.
OK.
Can I eat in here?
Can we find some people first?
OK.
And then I can eat here?
Yes, you can eat in here.
OK.
All right.
You'll get to eat, I promise.
All right.
I love food, alcohol, and women.
Hey, Jack.
I got one!
She just took a selfie on Hollywood Boulevard.
Her name is Shelby.
All right, that's her.
I see her.
She's wearing black and white.
That's definitely her.
Sure.
Yeah.
All right, start feeding me some lines.
I have like three pieces of information.
She has a white dog named Cody.
She made homemade sorbet.
Excuse me.
Sorry to bother you.
Do you have a little white dog by chance?
No?
Not really.
Oh, OK, sorry.
I just-- I walked by you and I immediately like-- the name
Cody flashed through my head.
Cody.
That's my parent's--
It is?
Yeah, that's my childhood dog.
Shut up.
Shut-- you shut up.
I've never even known a dog named Cody.
Yeah, I know, Jack.
That's a silly name for a dog.
Spa-- Bologna-- Spa--
Jack, her name is "Shelby Espalgonie"
Cher-- are you Sh--
Shelby "Es-pa-chonie."
I was almost going to say Sherry,
but that's actually my wife's name.
It's not Sherry.
It's Shell-- Shelby.
Shelby.
Shelby "Palonie."
Your name's Shelby.
Oh, my God.
My name is Shelby.
That's right.
And your last name starts with an "S" as well,
but I don't see that.
But I know it starts with an "S."
Who are you?
Shelby "Es-pa-tonie."
The second-- the second letter of your last name
is a "P" I want to say.
Like-- and then an "A."
Spa--
Jack, just call her Shelby.
Forget about her last name.
Jack, she like music.
She perform on the Viper-- on the Viper Room.
In Sunset Strip.
You're some kind of a performer, right?
This is a long shot, but were you at the Viper Room?
Yes, yes.
That's why.
I play at the Viper Room.
That's why.
What is going on?
She make homemade sorbet.
I don't know.
What is that?
Homemade like sherbet, or sorbet,
and you were proud of it.
Like you had a sorbet that somebody made.
I make those all the time, yes.
Right.
Ask her if she can bring me some.
For the whole family.
That's why.
What is going on?
Stop, Jack.
You're freaking her out.
Yeah, stop Jack.
That's it.
Listen to your papa.
That's it.
No more.
You posted a selfie on Instagram and that's
how I found out all that information about you.
And don't forget those sorbets.
This is for a segment that we're doing for Jimmy Kimmel.
There's a video camera here.
There's a video camera right there
that you didn't even notice.
No, no.
I didn't no.
We got her.
Yeah!
We got her.
Yeah!
You gotta meet my family.
Can I keep the iPad?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah?
All right.
Thanks.
My son, Chris, is here.
Jake-- and this is my dad.
My dad, Guillermo, is back there.
Love you, buddy.
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
It was so fun to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Nice to meet you too.
Hey, guys.
This is fun.
We should do this everyday.
Bam!
Right there.
I worked with him before on a couple of YouTube videos,
and he's a big Viner.
We're going to go set up Guillermo to go get him.
Joey Saladino.
He has a new dog.
He got a new tattoo.
And he's very excited because he just got a new job.
But he's still in Wi-Fi here in the Coffee Bean.
Let's go get this right now.
We're going to get him.
Hey, Joey Saladino.
How are you?
Look at you.
Hey, you look so healthy, man.
You were in the hospital six months ago.
You look great.
I know everything.
Hey, you know what?
I want to tell you something.
I want to get a tattoo.
I hear you have a new tattoo.
Let me see.
Wow, that's great?
Hey, you by yourself?
Where's your dog?
Your new dog?
Oh, yeah.
He's at home.
Yeah, but we have to charge you for the Wi-Fi, dude.
You have to.
Hey Joey, you like *** huh?
Hey Joey, you like ***, huh?
I love ***.
Me too.
That's the only good thing I like about you.
That you like ***.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, man.
But stealing Wi-Fi-- I don't like that.
He likes pancakes.
And you like pancakes too, huh?
I love pancakes.
Yeah, me too.
All right.
Has he ever gotten spit on by a llama?
Have you ever gotten spit on by a llama?
A llama?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
Take your medicine so you don't go back to your hospital--
to the hospital.
We got him.
Yeah!
Saladino!
Thanks for watching the video, everybody.
I had so much fun filming with Guillermo,
and don't forget to click the Subscribe button right here.
Huh?
See ya later!
You recently had lunch, dinner, or something like that.
Chicken.
There was chicken involved.
I know for sure.
Shut the hell up!
Ha ha!
That right?
Did I get that medical part right?
Yeah.